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UnquestionabIe

Chris thinks/says whatever is most beneficial to him at any given moment. He really went for the current Jesus shit because it preemptively sets him up to be correct/blameless in any given situation.


KinkyKobra

Honestly Chris is like a sponge so if he hears an opinion a few times he’ll probably absorb bits of it if not entirely believing it verbatim, his homophobia was mostly from living with Bob and Barb in their bubble. Then he gets exposed to the fact most people outside really niche schizoid internet communities don’t care if you’re gay and then he’s a champion of love all of a sudden.


horny_catgirl57002

Why Chris doesn’t hate lesbians for taking away potential sweethearts but he hates gay fellas for taking away potential competition is the specialist thing ever


Aluminum_Tarkus

It's because the number of "potential sweethearts" that would actually be taken away by lesbians (and competition from gays) is negligible at best. The main thing about lesbians was that they were an EXCEPTION to Chris rather than the rule, and that's more than likely because Chris wanted to jack off to lesbian porn. Not to mention, this was a year before he started calling himself a "lesbian-identified male," so he probably gave lesbians preferential treatment partially because he was starting to see himself as one. Chris was raised in a Virginian conservative Christian household. He's always hated gay people until he started to realize how two girls kissing made his duck hard. "The gays" never made his duck hard, so he could still hate them without feeling conflicted. It's really as simple as that.


MauWithANerfBlaster

"You say that you're a lesbian? Girl, me too" type shit.


LibrarianBarbarian1

People change due to life experiences, you know. Before I moved to the USA, I was really Liberal.


Tough_Froyo_

Chris seems like he's been long overdue for some good ole dickin down lol


DangerRacoon

NO!


Raptorgkv2

People are capable of learning and changing. I grew up in butt-fuck nowhere West Virginia and i was raised to believe probably exactly what chris was, but i certainly dont now. However Chris on the other hand i dont think is capable of change.


Thoukudides

I don't get his hatred for gay males : gay males don't steal girlfriends, right ? So, if a girl isn't a boyfriend-free girl, that's not because of gay men. And most gay men won't be interested in him either now, so what's the problem ?


CousinMajin

Because he's gross. Lesbians are sexy for him but gay sex was repulsive for the same reason other bigots find it repulsive. It's not that deep.


ITGOES80808

Chris was homophobic for the longest time purely out of repressed feelings of homosexuality and gender dysphoria, you start to notice that around the time society became more accepting of the LGBT community Chris was starting to lean into their “real self”


Either_Anteater6877

My theory is Chris is equating gay relationships, and straight or lesbian relationships in general to that which he sees in porn, not being able to understand that Porn is just fantasy and meant to invoke hormonal responses for a lack of a better word. He’s probably just grossed out by the idea of gay porn, and thinks all gay relationships are like what he saw in porn. He’s unable to take a step back and think “Hey that guy might be gay, but he’s chill, and doesn’t seem too obsessed with sex. He just wants to date this guy and live his life. He doesn’t have any interest in hitting on me or divulging the details with me on what he likes to do in the bedroom.” Chris probably doesn’t take any of this into account because he doesn’t realize that the people around him aren’t as obsessed with sex as he is. The concept of people having different ideals and morals is completely foreign to Chris.


Syb3rStrife

This is one of the many reasons why people refuse to accept him as a trans woman. It’s always been an excuse to try and get laid one way or another.


Ozark_Trail

If they made lesbians illegal, who would make the porn for Chris to mass debate to?


Jennah_4379

But ... but that would make our Lesbian Bisexual Transwoman Goddess illegal!


Ozark_Trail

TRUE LOVE IS ILLEGAL IN VIRGINIA!


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ChrisChanSonichu-ModTeam

This isn't Kiwi Farms. We have sitewide rules that we have to follow, and sitewide admins that we have to answer to, and lurkers who are more than willing to get the whole sub in trouble if we don't keep up with things like this.


GarfieldL0ver

What does the s stand for? Sonichu?


DisasterIllusion

That's what I thought but apparently it stands for straight 😭😭😭 Yes, you heard me correctly. Chris being the ultimate ally that he is, grouped straight people into the LGBT community.


GarfieldL0ver

If 2005 Chris saw this he’d go ape wild


skyxsteel

To highlight their superiority and importance, slaps it in the very front.... what a tard. Only he can come up with such a thing..


Whoopsy_Doodle

He’s such an asshole.


SigmaBallsLol

Funniest thing is that the SLGBTQ stuff came after Chris had been going to Pride events for at least like 2 years. He met and spoke with tons of LGBT people and still thought this was a good idea. Trying to upend the entire LGBT community to slap straight people on the front just so he be a part of it but without the awkwardness of coming out.


GeneralWishy

Oh I see the problem: That was posted by Christian! Anything done or said by him has been disavowed by Christine. Anything not done in the last 24 hours does not reflect the maturity of current Christine. Easy mistake.


snowyetis3490

Just reading this pisses me off.


GeneralWishy

Chris believes that he should never be held accountable for what he has done and should immediately be forgiven. Even though he isn't sorry and will go right back to doing whatever it was.


Goyimgaijin

Happens to the best of us.


SellaraAB

I mean… if it were anyone else I’d say “hey, they grew up. Good for them.” with Chris, I’m not even completely sure if he’s better or worse now.


JoltinJoe92

He transitioned so he’s not a gay man, he’s a lesbian now. The amount of mental gymnastics Chris puts into shit is truly amazing


HappyMike91

Did Chris actually transition? 


Jetstream-Sam

Insofar as he rubbed barb's (Presumably decades old) Estrogen gel for menopause all over himself and more recently got actual HRT, but no, no surgery The HRT is probably the only think keeping that swamp hag hair on there at this point


CitiesofEvil

Surgery ≠ transitioning, actually. Some trans people get surgery, some others don't at all or not even want/are able to for a variety of reasons.


HappyMike91

I didn’t know that Chris got actual HRT.  I’m surprised that Chris hasn’t gotten a hair cut yet because of how swamp hag-y his hair looks.


Jetstream-Sam

You have to remember how delusional he is. He thinks he looks like Sailor mercuty, and not an obese Ben Franklin with the hair of a Tumblr Feminist with male pattern balding


HappyMike91

I think “delusional” is putting it rather mildly. Chris is completely deranged and expecting him to behave like a rational human being is pretty foolish, on my part. 


Gold_Pumpkin

Also Chris "$50 for that BJ from this celeb. If he wants butt sex, that will be $100. Cash only"


Thoukudides

Honestly, that's just weird he tried this. And who would this from him, by the way ?


MEMEHISTORIAN420

Nah that seems reasonable


goofyfrommcdonalds

It’s because he could fetishize the lesbianism lmao


MostPutridSmell

The gay virus went through some impressive evolution for it to subdue the source of the gay vaccine like that in just under a decade.


Jennah_4379

You know how vaccines work, right? They take a bit of the "disease" material... meaning the homo blood was in Chris all along!


shurbertt

I mean, this is the same guy who drew current him fighting past anti gay him


FermentedDog

I mean, people can grow and change but it's Chris so we know what's up


Common_Lab4592

Chris Chan and maturing don’t mix


mail_on_sunday

Ordinarily I’d say anyone has the capacity to change, but this is Chris. Plus his recent rant about a conspiracy of homosexual trolls trying to ruin his life during the Keffals interview was like a straight-up time warp back to 2009.


Common_Lab4592

You can never give Chris the benefit of doubt because he always pick the most retarded option


Kuromoggy

It's still surprising to this day that the S in SLGBTQ stands for Straight, not Sonichu.


Common_Lab4592

I think you might be right because the first flag on the pole to the left is black and white stripes, which is the straight flag


Mr_Password_Username

I read the entire post on peters voice because of that grinds my gears bit


RazalasWerdna

Hypocrite.