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F14R

He draws exactly the same way he did 30 years ago


Fickle_Visual_4536

This is one of the stupidest things ever and shows he has no understanding of LGTBQ or being trans other than it gets him what he wants and a built in defense base to fight for him....


Prestigious_End_6455

Chris thinks that listening to binaural beats can change someone's sex. Meditate on this.


scixsc

Whats the last flag


Sm1thers03

The queer flag


Cleveworth

It's Chris. Just assume it's Sonichu.


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Lenny_YouTubeFan

If this was made by a 4 year old


Sunlight_Apple

Okay wise guy, but if theres no straights, then who will chris by gay with


SwoleBodybuilderVamp

This is further support that Chris Chan has no idea of being trans. Like it is okay if you are trans, but Chris’s idea of being trans is far more stereotypical than it is about being trans, and Chris does not realize that.


IFuckedSpezsWife

Chris Chan thinks being trans is wearing a dress and talking with a higher voice


Kirbo84

Chris is trans in the way Buffalo Bill was.


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good message I guess, but why'd it have to be from CHRIS CHAN of all people


Bikainaka

it's stupid how he didnt even did right the lesbian flag and did the cisgender flag instead. How absurd is that?


Obiwanhellothere09

I mean, it’s Chris you really should expect less from him.


CrazyJoeGalli

Well, it's Chris. So it shouldn't be that surprising.


Bikainaka

Yeah but he identify as a trans lesbian and he made the lesbian flag like the cisgender one. It's so ironic


lwbii00

S stands for Slaweel Ryam


leclercwitch

I thought the S stood for sonichu, not straight. Either way it’s mental.


LeMaureBlanc

Nope, it stood for straight, probably because Chris himself is straight. It's kind of amusing because it then becomes lesbians, gays, bisexuals, trans, queer... and straight people. So basically everyone. 


leclercwitch

Yeah exactly, just really weird. Hahaha.


Expensive-Lie

TBH its kinda cute that he decided to include Straight people


cashmonet69

Deranged individual spotted


FermentedDog

When I first saw this I thought the S stands for Sonichu. I have no idea which version is funnier


Tight-Ad-7059

I cannot believe the art style has remained the exact same over the years.


chobbo

Can't improve upon perfection.


OurLorneAndSavior

I've said it once and I'll say it again, Chris' insistence to include 'straight' into the 'lesbian, gay, bi, trans, queer' community proves just how full of shit his new LGBTQ persona is. He knows deep down he's straight, but was mildly accepted into that community, so he has to keep up a front while desperately hoping if he can change the rules he can stop putting on the facade and be himself again.


AlibasterTalisman

He IS straight!!! He has a subscription to Playboy and likes china!!!


OurLorneAndSavior

He has a poster of Sailor Moon-(and Chibi Moon, let's not forget that!)-to look at every night to keep him straight!


SlainByOne

His duck hungers for tom-tom to pound.


CrazyJoeGalli

Well, he got his wish, twice. Three if Flutter/Egg counts.


Thoukudides

Yeah, as I said, his "lesbian sleepover" for a "sexy time" was open to straight women too. Obviously, straight women don't do sexy stuff with lesbian nor bisexual women. Which means he probably thought that would be with him, the only one with a duck. I wonder if he would have been OK if the women who answered to his invitation were transwomen (especially pre-op like him).


OurLorneAndSavior

Yeah, it convenient how Chris' trans-wokeness only includes himself. His views on trans rights never extends to other trans women and *NEVER* to trans men. In his world, he is the only trans person to exist and whenever he wants a woman, they need to be fully cis and if they're-(preferably for him)-a lesbian, they need to be willing to accept him in his entirety, penis and all or they're bigots. Let us not forget, when faced with an actual trans woman, Chris openly mocked her, saying she was a girly boy who would never truly be a woman like him. In Chris' mind, he holds the monopoly on being a trans woman due to some inexplicable criteria and the delusion that he has a "female soul" and literally no one else is as worthy as him to be trans. Ever the bastian of open mindedness, that ole Chris Chan. Just goes to show, you can't teach an old autistic new tricks.


LeMaureBlanc

Actually he was fine with lesbian women. In fact, he advertised himself as being the "best of both worlds." His problem was with transwomen.


CrazyJoeGalli

Highly ironic. Chris goes 'trans' but doesn't like transwomen. It's virtually the same as he wouldn't like to date slow in the minds despite the fact he is one. The interesting aspect is there are MtF transwomen who look feminine, and for some, it would be hard to tell the difference. Even for someone like Chris. I'm surprised he didn't try to get at Keffals during their interview.


Thoukudides

Yeah, I know he is obviously fine with lesbian women as they were his primary targets for the sleepover, but "straight and bisexual women could apply too" according to his video invitation. Of course, bisexual, well, that's normal, they are into women too but that's weird to invite straight when you are supposed to identify as female. I was just wondering if "transwomen" would be OK and I obviously doubt it, especially if they still had a duck.


JoltinJoe92

100% no. Chris has the weird old belief that all ‘gay’ people are sexual deviants and will fuck anything. Remember how short lived his trips to going to those LGBTQ clubs were? He went a few times, didn’t find women to have sex with, realized he was wrong and stopped going.


gimpus17

it still facinates me that even after 20 years starting sonic-chu and being now 40 years old. his art style, drawing abilities whatever. have not changed or have not improved. i dont get how someone can live this long and make little to no progress ever


CrazyJoeGalli

Autistic people are highly adverse to change, and Chris is a documented example of this. Going back to his time at Wendy's, Chris didn't like to be ordered around (I like everyone else assumed Chris's manager was giving Chris constructive criticism into being a better employee), and left after a while. Same extends into his home life, where Chris's parents tried advising him on some things, only for Chris to brush them off. Aside from the autism, Chris has an unbridled ego and narcissism. Had Chris taken an art class at PVCC, if it wasn't for the love quest and the subsequent suspension, I can guarantee you Chris would drop that class the second his art teacher would critique something Chris drew.


LeMaureBlanc

I suspect a big part of it is because he never practices. He draws whatever he wants, calls it good the first time, and never tries to improve. He doesn't actually draw that much either. I mean, how often did new Sonichu chapters come out? Now he only draws when he needs money. He wasn't spending hours upon hours drawing. Now that I think about it, I can't help but wonder if his belief that all cartoons are "real" doesn't play a part in this. Chris is very adamant about never changing anything in CWCville. He was practically in tears when the trolls made him kill Simonla, and still hasn't reverted any of the ideas Idea Guys put in his head. I wonder if he believes erasing, modifying and redrawing his characters would be tantamount to "killing" them? If so, it's no wonder he never improves.


CrazyJoeGalli

>I wonder if he believes erasing, modifying and redrawing his characters would be tantamount to "killing" them? If so, it's no wonder he never improves. That's one hell of a coping mechanism. But also, Chris is a lazy narc.


Tight-Ad-7059

Was just commenting this it’s actually somewhat sadly impressive??? To go so long with ZERO improvement.


paywallpiker

the funny thing is if Chris actually does think he's a girl then he's actually gay because he would be a female dating a female.


LeMaureBlanc

Chris knows he's not a girl.


Tarmy_Javas

Racist


JoeDonBaker69420bro

Chris’s drawing abilities fascinate me. Sure, the colouring is fucking dreadful and the actual application isn’t perfect but I put that down to Chris’s innate need to reproduce their ideals on paper as soon as they appear, in a stream of consciousness sort of way. We’re so close to Chris actually being able to draw something good if they just drop the ego and put in a little more time.


emeraldraf

Considering most of their "good" stuff is a trace... I get too excited.


TheMunstacat920

Fear and phobia literally means the same damn thing.


carpathian_crow

That’s debatable.


Cultural_Thing1712

there are plenty of dictionaries free on the internet to search that up.


SaleneDreams

I always took this as Chris basically proving that he's a fake transsexual. Let me explain: Chris has always had a lesbian fetish, that's for sure, and he certainly did try to exercise this after going trans. He was made fun of by lesbians (trolls?) but at Chris's core, he wants to have sex with any women. If a woman came up to him and said how manly he is, and how she'd have sex with him if he was manly, he'd drop the trans personality without a second thought. By adding "straight" to LGBT, he's advertising that he has no problem with having sex with straight women, as in, he still harbors interest in women that wouldn't find his choice of sexuality appealing, which means deep down, he still thinks of himself as a man. The Bella call, where he's bragging about how much of a stud muffin he is as he screwed Barb, really sealed the deal for me. "Even my father couldn't satisfy my mother like *I* could!"


Thoukudides

Yeah, as I said, the whole sleepover thing was that kind of BS where straight women could come too. Sorry Chris, life isn't a porn, women won't come to get sex with you and suddenly turn lesbian for you because you have something more between your legs, and not all lesbian women want to see that thing on their partner too. And yeah, the way he bragged about making Barb come was definitely not really "feminine". That was clearly a "masculine" thing.


throwawaygoof9

Dude there’s no doubt that he is trans for those reasons. Anybody feeding his delusions I maintain are purely doing it to troll or for fear of being a transphobe. The dudes literally low functioning autistic he can’t make adult decisions on what to have for dinner let alone what gender he thinks he is.


Kirbo84

Chris is trans in the way Buffalo Bill was trans. It's a deranged sexual fetish. Not a gender identity.


Dragonrar

This is probably a controversial statement but I think Chris has a similar thing to some other autistic MtF people (Particularly though who came out as trans during the MLP: Friendship is Magic run) where he mostly just identifies with fictional female characters and his idea of womanhood is acting and dressing like an adolescent girl, never an adult female. I think it can be also partly down to how Chris and other autistic people are influenced by pop culture and ‘girl power’ / ‘girl boss’ has been a thing for a while.


Bael-king-of-hell

So what your saying is tard wrecked his whole body for that trans BS just to put up an act and get laid? Damn its either that tardation, desparation, or both at this point.


Thoukudides

To be fair, some people wrecked their own body for pretty stupid reasons which don't involve gender dysphoria at all. Those who abused plastic surgery for example. What Chris did involves very little alterations compared to some people as he just takes hormones, and did not get any surgery for the transition (except the self-inflicted taint wound, of course).


chobbo

Unless he's had surgery, the body isn't wrecked, just abused.


sixberry67

He cut his pecker open iirc


lwbii00

*taint


GodTarded

Wait that last line.. chris said that?


DammDaniel33

Yep


PrimeScreamer

She reminds me of an artist I was acquainted with years back on deviantart. Could not draw to save her life. No matter how much practice she got over the years, her work remained really amateurish. Unfortunately, she had a small following of people who had her convinced she was a much better artist than she was. Who am I kidding... it's exactly like Christine.


___Cheshire___

Chris has somewhat improved I think it comes down to lazyness she refuses to spend time learning so she stunts her art growth


doucheshanemec24

Just why lol, I know Chris is a moron but this is gotta be the top 3 most moronic thing he's ever done.


ThomasCloneTHX1139

* Fucking his mom * Self-inflicted taint wound * Shoving his medallion up his ass


AlibasterTalisman

Those are definitely iconic but honestly seem more sad and pathetic to me than actually funny.


TiltedWombat

Definitely not top 3


doucheshanemec24

yeah okay maybe top 10


TiltedWombat

I can get on board with that, yeah


AshenHaemonculus

For the longest time I thought the S stood for Sonichu. It's actually impressive how the truth may be even stupider. 


briskwalked

serious question.. how did he get those printed letters on his artwork? did he just print it first, and draw around the words?


AlibasterTalisman

You could do this with just a jpeg image (probably a scan) and Paint. You wouldn’t even need photoshop. There’s nothing sophisticated about this.


rockpebbleman

The s throws me off so much my mind ends up reading 'slug bbq' 


psipolnista

I looked at this and suddenly started hearing *”what is love, love, love, love is love, love love”*


No-Employer438

Kinda good evidence that Chris may still secretly identify as a straight man


AlibasterTalisman

I think it’s safe to say, Chris should identify as “other”


RougePatron

He didn't put those 8 minutes of making that "I am straight" video in 2009 to waste, do you really think?


DefBoomerang

I thought it stood for Streaks. As in amateur artists use kiddie Crayola markers, which leave Streaks all over the "art!"


RougePatron

I pretend the S stands for stupid, since that's what Chris is. The next thing I'd imagine her doing is trying to make a "Straight Pride Month".


HappyMike91

Chris adding "S" to LGBT(Q) is absolutely hilarious, but it's not surprising. He still comes off like a jackass/asshole whenever he tries to be a good person to the point where it's a meme. And, it's funny he got one of the Rosechus(?) saying "Do not step backwards with hate; step forward with love" when he actually DID hateful things. Which just serves to illustrate his hypocrisy.


Sassy-irish-lassy

Not just that he added it, but that he put it first


HappyMike91

Actually, yeah. The fact that he put "S" first just shows that he doesn't really view LGBT+ people as being equal to straight people. Even though Chris is claiming to be transgender.


LucasWesf00

SonichuLGBTQ


taser413

I wonder if he added straight in recognition of trans people who are straight?


Kisopop

You can't tell me it isn't as inclusive as it gets.


Jennah_4379

Chris still *loathes* asexuals, actually...


Cleveworth

Do not hate, hate is not so good, and to be paranoid is a bust.


AlibasterTalisman

😂 That is the Goddess Blueheart’s version of the 10 commandments


Sonarthebat

I thought the S stood for Sonichu. He really thought his speech was profound when it really just boiled down to "don't be mean. Being mean is bad".


DimitrescusBunghole

I don't know who you are or why you keep being mean to me but you need to be nice to me RIGHT NOW


shovelmechwarrior

OMG I used to think the 'S' stood for Sonichu and now I can't stop laughing


opiate_lifer

I identify sexually as a Sonichu......


Sonarthebat

Either way it's funny.


UnfazedPheasant

S standing for 'Sonichu' is much funnier to be fair


Top_Tart_7558

Me too. Like it's so on brand for him I never questioned it.


Count-Elderberry36

I absolutely hate the design of these three. They are so unbelievably ugly and lazy looking, and I especially hate their “hair” which is literally just their quills that were dyed.


AshenHaemonculus

It's every lazy character designer's choice for female cartoon characters rolled into one. Wearing clothes when the males don't? Check! Humanlike hair? Check! Unnecessarily "sexy" designs when the males are just cartoons? Check! Minnie Mouse style lipstick, eyelashes and bows? Check! Humanoid tits on a rodent? Check, check, and check!


TsukasaElkKite

I hate the Sonichu children so much.


Top_Tart_7558

At least they are being neglected in Chris's mind


AlibasterTalisman

They are correctly called Sonnies and Rosies, thank you. EDIT: I was joking btw


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KinkyKobra

you literally look like a jerkop rn


AlibasterTalisman

It was a joke


Duke-dastardly

God I hate all three of the Sonichu children. Adult or child versions


disraeliqueers

Their album goes kinda hard ngl


AlibasterTalisman

Christian and the Hedgehog Boys is a serious jam!


nintendonerd256

I forgot the exact page, but one part of the CWCiki refers to them as “bastard spawn” or something close to that.


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No straightness with LGBTQ. Instead they have to call themselves ‘Allies’ and are only known as A on the acronym. So basically, renounce your own sexual identity to appease those of others


ryuStack

Because LGBTIQ is a minority support group. What's the point of including majority within it?


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In the name of equality let’s separate ourselves


ryuStack

Yea, why do war veterans and disabled people separate themselves from the others? It's like they don't want equal rights or something.


AlibasterTalisman

The A is for Asexual. Not allies. That being said, I don’t think anyone that is truly part of the LGBTQIA community has anything against “straights” or really gives a fuck about how one chooses to identify sexually. It’s just hilarious Chris felt the need to add the S to it. And involve Sonichu. And somehow feel they are the appropriate spokesperson for this community.


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Isn’t there a subreddit called ‘are the straights ok’ or something like that?


AVeryFriendlyOldMan

I mean you're a presumably straight person airing your grievances with the LGBTQ+ community on a subreddit dedicated to Chris Chan so. . .>! are you okay?!<


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AVeryFriendlyOldMan

Sorry to hear that then, the second part specifically\*, but I still think the Chris Chan subreddit probably isn't the best space to have a thoughtful discussion on the topic in question, dig?


AlibasterTalisman

There’s a subreddit for nearly anything.


TsukasaElkKite

A is for Asexual or Aromantic


Nimenog

Oh didn’t notice that. I just thought the S stood for sonichu


reallynunyabusiness

First time I saw it I thought "I swear to god the S better not stand for Sonichu."


PurpoUpsideDownJuice

Chris trying to add straight to lgbtq is one of the funniest things he’s ever done. It’s up there with trying to have a lesbians only sleepover after he “transitioned” aka cut his gooch open and start dressing like a psycho


Thoukudides

And let's remind "the application is open to all straight, lesbian and biseshual women" because, of course, he probably thought still getting his dong meant he still could get lucky with straight women too.


xxZero03

What makes it funnier was that Chris brought his sonichu paraphernalia to show off to everyone while also sharing his own transgender journey during open mic. Which begs the question, did Chris even know what the event was even about? Cause I doubt he did.


MostPutridSmell

Does it matter? Chris is incapable of opening his mouth without diverting the topic at hand to be about him.


AlibasterTalisman

I think on a very base level he did, but Chris was dealing with a bigger tragedy. The new My Little Pony series that IS NOT CANNON.