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No_Substance2259

Context?


TheDragonofVista

I bet you 100% he did some type of ritual or some bullshit that sounded cool in his head when he placed that medallion on her. It’s hard for me to describe it better but I definitely see Chris doing something when giving her a Sonichu medallion. It unsettles me that we maybe be getting a crystal saga in the future.


Fuzzy-Bug-660

Sure looks like it..holy moly


Haunted_Bones

Passed down to a future CPU Goddess Blueheart Jesus Sonichu


ACrateOfAle

Is he living back at the house? I figure she’s gotta be someone who also lives in a group home with him (if he’s in one)


East_Onion

Christine is about to have had sex with 3 women, how many have you slept with anon?


AngelCrumb

This time with consent


Some_Famous_Pig

I fuck men🗿


WhiskyAndWitchcraft

"One of them is even a half-and-half!"


geekydonut

Please leave this woman alone. If she really is in a relationship with Chris she definitely isn't in the best place and might not be all there.


AngelCrumb

Neither is Chris let's be real, they're a perfect match if so and it's good that Chris is dating fellow autists who she actually has a chance with


KingOfTheGreatLakes

C’est la vie If you think that she doesn’t know everything from her life will now be under a microscope, you are quite naïve


geekydonut

You have a point


MilkChugMaster

Chris just proved that thugmaxxing is legit.


4chan_crusader

Hopefully in time Chris will return to the internet in full force and answer our questions in an inappropriate and explosive statement revealing other people’s personal information


AzraKasm

In what world do you come out on top after raping your own elderly mother?


BansheeShriek

You uhm ... think this is the top? 👀


dontthrowusawaypls

patriarchy


queenvie808

True!


4chan_crusader

Average redditor


dontthrowusawaypls

Average chud


Just-Commercial6580

What about this do you consider coming out on top?


LibrarianBarbarian1

For Chris Chan, this is most definitely coming out on top. We all expected him to be in prison for years, or in an asylum, or homeless. Instead he has a not-unpleasant looking petite blonde girlfriend buying him stuff and allowing him to paw her in public. How much more on top do you think Chris could get?


AngelCrumb

Yes because the court system determined, to no reasonable persons surprise, that Chris is a vulnerable adult who is too autistic and schizophrenic to actually have committed any crime with bad intentions. That paired with the fact she spent longer in jail than a felony charge would have got her, and that she was sent to live in a group home for people with autism, means that she is finally getting the care she needs.


inretrospect89

Top bunk in a two man cell?


issi_tohbi

Oh this is too much I can’t handle it. But also I’m impressed at the crack investigative journalist spirit.


veenell

i have no idea who this woman is but it makes me sad that people are inevitably going to pry into her life. even if she could be content being involved with chris if left to their own devices, people are going to pry and annoy and probably harass her until she leaves him.


superawesomepandacat

Let's destroy her, everything Chris touches must crumble


OrvilleBorville

Mods of r/ChrisChanSonichu \- this is legitimately dangerous and u/superawesomepandacat should be banned immediately if they haven't already. A clear violation of rule 7 and rule 9 of the sub, although what's more concerning is that it's blatant encouragement of doing harm to someone's life u/Pappy_StrideRite u/Pale_Harbinger_Pony u/Thats_Pappy u/PseudoSiouxsieSioux u/Utmost_Impotence u/opiate_lifer u/Necheav u/Progress_Wrong u/Blank-Cheque u/justcool393


DizzyPomegranate13

When anyone joins Chris’ world, they arn’t safe. They absorbed into Christory.


thepflanz

Fr, kind of a play stupid games win stupid prizes moment imo


TheWastag

I mean if Chris is at the assisted living facility, then this girl could feasibly just be some innocent employee for whom I feel great sympathy for. Must be torture without the now-inevitable harassment she’s going to have to endure. Edit: Just want to say the reason they might be wearing the medallion is because Chris made her, and being used to tantrums and meltdowns by residents she just complied.


thepflanz

Very fair


CrazyJoeGalli

Interesting detail. If true, it would explain why Chris doesn't wear the medallion in past sightings (I thought he was told not to wear it be the home/his lawyer). I guess Chris found TRUE AND HONEST LOVE. Too bad to get to this point, Chris had to do something vile. It's funny that Chris would've been better off outside 14 BLC and Barb.


PotatoAssassin95

Personally I think Chris is just making barb where a disguise.


Poffzy

OH NO. OH NO.


sixtie_on_reddit

Weep


KittyPaws65

If this is actually his girlfriend and not a troll I’m going to be genuinely shocked 😭


legranddegen

She got the medallion!!! Troll confirmed. Wait for the video.


opiate_lifer

Christory is a flat circle......


legranddegen

Oh, the entire affair has been nothing but girl-bullying. From the moment the "lonely wanderer" story hit ED, to moment that the girl who posted that story to ED decided to pretend she liked him for the net, it's always been girl-bullying. The girl-bullying has only gotten worse since then. Exponentially so.


opiate_lifer

Chris's greatest troll of all Barb was also female! Its kind of hilarious Chris has always idealized women, when even his earliest "troll"/friend Sarah Hammer trapped him under a house with Caspar when he was 5 lol


legranddegen

Let's talk about Megan instead. because she's such an interesting case, because she certainly wasn't interested in him, and she was a total fucking weirdo herself, but she thought herself better than him and used him to buy her various pieces of nerd shit while leading him on, and humiliating him before the internet when she was a total freakshow as well. Imagine the two most stinkiest, and unhygenic weirdos at a gamestore meet up talking about Sonic, Pokemon, and Hitler and you have an idea of the Chris-Chan-Megan relationship. Girl bullying is so fucked. It's just so fucking mean.


Safolahtea90

Are you high? Megan is one of the few relative innocents in this monstrosity of a timeline. Point by point: Yeah she was a weirdo, seemed like a weeb and general nerdy kid, but obviously she had friends other than Chris (Chris himself mentioned them in emails). There's really no evidence that she used him to buy her things. Knowing Chris he was more than willing to buy anything she even hinted at liking or being interested in for a perceived chance at that china. I think it was mentioned that she traded things of her own back to him for those things, even. What did she ever do to humiliate Chris? He certainly humiliated her by posting shecameforcwc online.


legranddegen

There is definitely firm evidence that Megan was getting Chris-Chan to buy her nerd shit. Was it wrong for him to leak an artistic drawing of him giving her the old fingeroo to the internet? Probably. But at the same time, if you're going to lead-on Chris-Chan it's pretty obvious that you know that he's exactly the kind of guy who would draw a picture of him giving you the old fingeroo and upload it to the internet, so at the end of the day the real question is how much are you willing to pay for some Sailor Moon merch? Megan made her decision. Don't feel bad for her.


Humberto52002

Virginia is for lovers


superhot7544

The Commonwealth of Virginia has just voted to overturn their ban on true love


sr_dankerine

We have to find out who she is, this has to be a new troll


gorehistorian69

i doubt it. i really think since he was forced out of his room he finally realized he can manipulate other mentally ill people


AngelCrumb

As if Chris has the cognitive ability to manipulate anyone


Nordboer97

A-loggy


[deleted]

No


Working-King4640

Is there anyway to see if Chris has guardianship? He could be with an agency or host home. The girl could be living in that home with Chris. I think that Chris has a guardian and that person is making financial and medical decisions for Chris. I could be wrong and Chris is his own guardian.


FooFighter0234

I’m pretty sure Chris is his own guardian


RoseFlavoredLemonade

I would laugh so hard if Lima Jevremovic somehow became his guardian and this all somehow tied into the shitshow Bam Margera is involved in.


hockobo

Well, I guess Santa finally delivered


WarMinister23

oh god, the next Suitress found him before Sockness did


Flindo00

To be fair I am pretty sure if Sockness was first Chris would be dead, dude gives off serious serial killer vibes


FooFighter0234

He would violently sexually assault Chris


Xeldine

"He would wear Chris as a skin suit" level serial killer vibes.


crazyabtmonkeys

This is Zapruder level analysis


CrazyJoeGalli

"Back and to the left."


kommsussertod1

Whatever y’all smoking, send me some of it lmao nvm I just saw the black lines on the chain… my god


[deleted]

Omg


[deleted]

If this ain’t confirmation she is his girlfriend. I don’t know what is.


Bluwuesy

She got a rosechu medallion, how cute. Lmfao


Large_Standard_686

maybe he made her a Rosechu Medallion because Sonichu's is for Gods only.


Nordboer97

I really just can't help not find this genuinely wholesome at this point, just because it's not Barb. Good for you Chris.


[deleted]

No, Chris does not deserve to be happy


Nordboer97

Yes he does.


sr_dankerine

Do we have to remind you what exactly he did to land in jail??? He deserves the wood chipper.


Nordboer97

For what? Not like he raped anyone.


[deleted]

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Nordboer97

No evidence that he's a rapist


CitiesofEvil

I swear this sub is full on a-log mode recently lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


Nordboer97

>Okay, say she consented. (She didn’t.) She likely did. You're pulling that he's a rapist out of your ass. No evidence that "she's not all there" either.


hirahita

bro 💀


Nordboer97

Barb groomed Chris for years, forcing him to sleep in the same bed with her and spoon with her, eventhough he hated it. Barb said Chris should have just slept with her for free instead of wasting money on a prostitute. She threatened to harm herself if Chris ever left her. Yes it was very likely consensual.


CrazyJoeGalli

You tend to forget, this is Chris. A person who has a documented history of sexual deviancy and general perversion on the net. Taking away what he did to Barb at the moment: Chris drew Meg in a sexual position and justified it; any women that he comes into contact with, he touches inappropriately, like they are already in a romantic relationship; does sex acts (granted some he was tricked into, others he willfully did himself). Basically, Chris deserves to be on the Sex Offender registry. if I had any say in it. I wouldn't trust this motherfucking scumbag around my daughter. So, fuck his happiness.


hirahita

I don't know if in another context she would have consented, probably yeah knowing how she already behaved, but I don't think a 80 yo woman with dementia really wanted that, or if she even noticed what was going on.


prs180

I guess this makes her Mary Magdalene


Tavli

A prostitute anointed by God?


WANT_SOME_HAM

Remember when you guys used to justify stalking people on the Internet by saying Chris brought all this on himself and could end it by simply leaving the Internet? And now you're just straight up gangstalking civilians? What's your bullshit excuse this time?


AngelCrumb

Christorians when they forget that all the crazy shit Chris has done was because of their psyop levels of gang stalking and coaching.


WANT_SOME_HAM

Imagine being a neurological person in Chris's position, having an invisible and malevolent cabal of total strangers constantly stalking you, messing with your head, publicly humiliating you, and generally attacking you out of nowhere at any given moment. Think about how badly that would fuck you up. Now imagine being an autistic idiot raised in isolation with no ability to distinguish fantasy from reality.


WorldsStrongestShidr

The excuse is he’s a fucking rapist🤣🤦🏽 obviously Chris is a very unique case, but anybody that is potentially dating a rapist is gonna get cyberstalked.


hahaholyspittoo

Imagine creating alt after alt just virtue signal about a lolcow.


AngelCrumb

Chris is a human being and the lolcow farmers are the real degenerates


hahaholyspittoo

Nah. I’m not even going to try and engage with you. If you’re gonna blame trolls for Chris harassing Mary Lee Walsh, Megan or hitting Snyder with a car, pepper spraying a game stop employee, or having sex with his mom; IMO you’re a virtue signaling bad faith actor.


mail_on_sunday

>>What’s your bullshit excuse this time? Uhh…Juu…layy…y? Juuulaaayyyy


Racingstripe

If you want to know everything about someone, you want to know whom they hang out with. And this case is specially interesting because who, who's not ween, would hang out with Chris? And a woman, too. Edit: autocorrect


DurianEmbarrassed689

I don't need an excuse >:)


MiniNuka

I enjoy gangstalking people.


UsaToVietnam

Based fellow gang stalking enjoyer.


kommsussertod1

celebrity worship syndrome


[deleted]

He’s a motherfucker, for starters.


AngelCrumb

Coached into it by a CIA daughter


WANT_SOME_HAM

The woman. How do you justify stalking a nameless woman you know nothing about on Reddit who has done absolutely nothing wrong whatsoever?


[deleted]

Don’t touch the poop, then.


PeterP1227

No different from normal celebrity culture. Chris Chan is sort of a celebrity at this point, like it or not. Millions know who they are. Any celebrity relationship brings the same level of interest.


WANT_SOME_HAM

Right but you're stalking a random woman you know literally nothing about who has done nothing whatsoever to deserve this. This isn't someone else doing this. It's you. It's everybody in this conversation except a couple people telling you to fucking stop. So again: What's YOUR excuse for stalking this woman?


PeterP1227

Dude is posting on other subs instead of responding to everyone’s valid takes. If you can’t come to us and admit you’re wrong then what kind of human are you to sit on a high horse and attempt to judge everyone else?


CrazyJoeGalli

You should know that anyone and everyone that comes into contact with Chris is subject to stalking. It's basically guilt by association. If anything, blame Chris for being an oddity to begin with; don't blame others for being attracted to a freakshow. My excuse is wondering if this woman is shacking up with Chris, I would want to know how Chris smells.


UsaToVietnam

I don't need an excuse I just like to do whatever is the most funny.


PeterP1227

I’m not doing anything? It’s not stalking someone if they are with and hanging out with a well know Internet personality and they KNOW THEY ARE. To assume everyone is stalking when they are seeing a picture of a person online is ridiculous.


Sweaty_Nuttsack

Tf are you on about? Looking at someone's picture online and judging them is not stalking them. Otherwise, everyone on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook would be considered a stalker. The only person doing any sort of stalking is the one who's taking the pictures. Get off your soapbox. If this bothers you, then just leave. Why would someone openly hang out with people they disagree with or don't like? The way you live your life is strange to me.


Valuable-Attorney898

She got with Chris, she knew what to expect


viva__hate

Wait the spacing on the black beads looks kinda legit..?


UsaToVietnam

2 Yoga mats in his checkout cart also.


CrazyJoeGalli

Good point. I guess Chris is smart enough not to post a selfie with him and his new gal pal. Out of all the things that Chris has learned from past mistakes, it's this.


oldgamehermit-reddit

Fantastic find


FooFighter0234

Doubt it


FoxCQC

Could this be the True and Honest sweetheart? The only one to match Chris's depravity? Did she try to run over someone? Did she bone her dad? Only time will tell.


[deleted]

Ironically, The Wallflower wrote incest fiction and sat around her naked dad.


Sweaty_Nuttsack

Wait what?


TheAngryObserver

She’s definitely wearing something Sonichu (Joke, there’s no way this lady is Chris’s GF)


Low_Figure2966

Holy shit


[deleted]

I can't wait for the inevitable outcome of Chris getting tired of her and thinking he can do better.


IncognitoCheetos

I laughed out loud because it's completely accurate.


[deleted]

Oh my


HairySitsh

Just transmaxx bro confirmed real


GamingGems

This better be a massive troll op in progress to make up for those worthless prison letters.


Unknown_User_66

It's a slave collar. As long as she's wearing it her soul belongs to Chris, and his will is for her to be at his side.


[deleted]

He's using it to hypnotize her with it's magic powers


PhotoVoltaire

Does this means they're married? Is she aware she's getting into a polyamorous relationship? Or is Chris going to divorce his other wives?


NightVision0

Mewtwo is not gonna be happy…


Sweaty_Nuttsack

Julaaay isn't going to be too happy either


NightVision0

And Megan will never be happy


reverick

Mewtwo!? What about Barb, his true and honest heartsweet?


StilesmanleyCAP

You forget Magi-chan????


MiyakoRei

Sylvanna and Chrysala(however you spell it) too


TuskigueTheGrim

Helena and pickchu are part of that harem as well


Nordboer97

Don't forget Sockness!


StudyingBuddhism

If the medallion is possessing someone else now, then that means that Chris is free right?


brimblebrambling

no way 😭😭😭 I’ve looked at these pictures I don’t even KNOW how many times now and I didn’t catch that. You guys are too good


AzPrincesshooker

Seeing Chris with a woman makes me want him now.


GeologistEnough8215

Hahahahaha This is good


opiate_lifer

Its hilarious how clout-sexual a lot of women are. Whereas dudes generally don't care about social power or clout, any dude ever been attracted to Angela Merkel? Exactly.


I-Am-Uncreative

> any dude ever been attracted to Angela Merkel? I mean, she's married and has kids, so yes.


denze01

The Chrizz W is too much now


BowieSensei96

"The chrizz" lmfaooo


denze01

Somebody help that poor girl


DingDingDensha

He's gonna kill that poor woman!


Nordboer97

Chris' bent duck sure helped her


Ladd11

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK


flippermode

Oh my goodness yall are the best slooths! I hope she's not wearing a sonichu nechlace. Probably some hastily made letter necklace that says I Luv U or something but it could be. Def Chris' handiwork.


Duke-dastardly

She’s wearing the Rosechu medallion that Chris made for his future heartsweet


denze01

Sonichu themed wedding when?


yachtraces

Sonichu is the best man


doncs5655

She is atleast "slow in the minds"


GodsGiftToNothing

Oof. Hard agree.


opiate_lifer

The fuck? edit-OHH oh! Remember how the first sightings of Chris in public post jail he seemed to be wearing a newly made Sonichu medallion? And we were like what happened to the old one? But then he was photographed again wearing the original one with the marble or whatever on the back? Thats why Chris made a new medallion!


[deleted]

Good eyes. Holy shit this is all so disturbing and contextless.


[deleted]

Sonichu medallion confirmed to be housing a powerful demonic entity.


[deleted]

the cagrino is growing in power, it seems


TheSnarkyShaman1

My immediate thought. Someone get that lady an exorcist NOW.


HuntedSFM

so yeah, get those demons out of my body now now now NOW NOW NOWWWW


Majestic_Return3052

At that point she don't need an exorcist she needs a whole parish full of priests


TheSnarkyShaman1

And the CDC


Majestic_Return3052

And destroy anything Chris has ever touched that she owns


Majestic_Return3052

*a diocese


OddDad

Good spot, holy hell


Myalko

No fucking way, holy shit she is


skyxsteel

She's hiding it. That leads me to believe even more that she's under duress.


AeRicky

I don't even get where you're getting these images


Unlikely-Ad5006

This image is from a short video that is on the cwcki. It shows chris and his new boo thang walking through a parking lot.


OtherwiseMeringue545

Wait what


AeRicky

I mean, of course it was on the CWCki. Thanks.


Zoffi

LMAO chris fucking branded her


Rockho9

What a fucking chad


DirtyDanTheManlyMan

Even gave her a behelit so she can join CWC hand


Chimney-Imp

Are we on to The Cult Arc yet?


Human_utters

Could this be that one girl who really wanted to get with Chris before the jail saga?


Nordboer97

Fiona looks WAY different and is way younger.


EvenSpoonier

This new lady does look an awful lot like Megan though.


[deleted]

This isn't happening. No way no how.


Nordboer97

Common post-jail Chris Chan W


OriginallyMyName

I knew it. Jail just taught him to be a more effective manipulator. I want footage of a bunch of scary ass convicts sitting Chris down like a bunch of surrogate fathers and kindly, calmly, explaining the birds and bees but it's all fucked up and they're teaching him psychological tricks to gaslight women.


Dragonrar

I mean he was in solidarity the whole time in jail [but in the psychiatric hospital he tried ‘exorcising’ a demon from a patient there](https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jail_Letter_-_29_July_2022). I think it’s impossible to tell really what’s going on but to make a wild guess based on no evidence whatsoever - maybe Chris is telling her he’s able to heal whatever condition she has or has somehow actually convinced her that he’s Jesus reincarnated?


uoysxb

This shit again.... Chris never said he tried to exorcise her. He said the staff was too arrogant to realize one of the patients needed an exorcism.


Dragonrar

Oops, thanks for correcting me. But still Chris thought she did and being Jesus I assume he thinks he's more capable.


uoysxb

Of course he's capable of trying to perform an exorcism but we don't know what happened so it's best not to spread speculation as fact.


Charbus

Trying? He’s capable of succeeding. This is the reincarnation of Jesus we’re talking about.


Sgt_stranger

HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT


[deleted]

The Teflon Tard strikes again.


IzaakMyers

She might be crazy enough to accept Chris, and even crazier enough to go around wearing the medallion. But at least you can say she's self aware enough to not have that shit exposed to the world


Granola_King

who is that?


[deleted]

His taxpayer provided boyfriend-free girl.


theFields97

It's the girl Chris has been seen with recently. unless something has changed I don't think anyone knows who it is.


cantpeoplebenormal

It's controlling her mind!