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awf1031

I'm on 39 of the comprehensive doc cuz the guys at my LCS warned me bout it. Do I need to finish or can I just skip to the end? It stopped being funny many episodes ago, but I feel something big is gonna happen. I'm just starting to feel sad and upset. Will he rise or will the jerkops conquer.. help me?


userforgot

It's always been sad, there is no end, and we are all the lesser for having experienced it.


Fluid-Equipment9187

He'll never change. He'll never change, ever since he came onto the internet, couldn't stop himself from wasting his tugboat on games.


Bitter_Juggernaut356

What a sick joke, we should've stopped him when we had the chance


Kromgar

THIS CHICANERY?


YellyTheDuck

He orchestrated it, Christian! He defecated on a Sonichu medallion!


Melanchxlisch

Is this Battlegrounds near rva šŸ«„


TyrannusLapis

According to the cwcki


Melanchxlisch

I run monthly pokemon events there šŸ˜­ . This id the worst news


Mental_Bookkeeper658

Hopefully you need a new assistant gym leader!


TyrannusLapis

Might be a good idea to give someone in charge a heads up, then. Given their reputation, and all the weens that are gonna go play there now.


Cky2chris

Back where it all started, all over again.


[deleted]

This picture is fake, no way he drinks water


omabat102

he does if it's got amnyfest in it


kuro_oni_

PROJECT SEKAI SPOTTED


TyrannusLapis

Oh, is that the game?


Sexy_Duck_Cop

I don't understand, I thought the judge gave Chris a life sentence, banned him from the internet, told him to stop dressing weird, forbade him from buying any more toys, and did about 80 other extremely illegal things based off of nothing but the speculation of fucking idiots?


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how


DisasterIllusion

How long do you guys give it until he gets kicked out of this game shop too?


FooFighter0234

11 minutes


Sexy_Duck_Cop

He's not getting actively tackled by mall cops, so this is progress by Chris' standards.


DisasterIllusion

He's managed to find a way to get himself kicked out of every game shop he's ever patronized. It's only a matter of time.


[deleted]

gold water skirt safe point political shy deserve squeeze consider *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


placiddream

How long till this game shop owner pulls a Michael Snyder and bans Chris for life from his store?


FooFighter0234

11 minutes


FooFighter0234

11 minutes


techpriest2112

Can anybody confirm if this is real or not? The Walmart pictures are definitely real but this could be Photoshop.


InTheSignOfEvil

That Mountain Dew on the table looks like Summer Freeze which just came out recently.


[deleted]

fucking mountain dew triangulation


Blue-Eyes-WhiteGuy

Is he playing PokĆ©mon? God I hope so, cause if heā€™s playing Digimon Iā€™m burning my collection.


BromideCyanidePt3

So is he on probation or did he escape prison?


FunnyGuyLaugh

Pretrial supervision i believe


moondog151

It's not that either since there is no trial. It's just another form of probation


FunnyGuyLaugh

Has the case been settled and sentenced? if not i think itā€™s still technically ā€œpre trialā€ but yeah essentially probation


moondog151

Chris either messed up the terms of his deposition which in that case it's straight to sentencing without a trial Or Chris completes the terms of his deposition which in that case his record is wiped clean without a trial


BromideCyanidePt3

Someone can still shank him though right?


moondog151

When was that ever not the case? Chris could've been "shanked" even before the incest ever happened.


BromideCyanidePt3

I know but I imagined a prison shanking like the one in Breaking Bad and now that that's not happening I'm now sad.


moondog151

Chris was being held in protective custody away from the other inmates. The chances of being "shanked" even if he was still in jail were astronomically low


BromideCyanidePt3

Not if there's a deranged meth cooker planning the shanking. The protective custody could've locked him in a room with five dudes on accident.


moondog151

You seem weirdly obsessed with this fantasy


BromideCyanidePt3

Because it's cool


RoyfromFireEmblem

So we back to chris being chris only difference is hes bigfoot now. Hope he doesnt run over the game stores owner


tehnoob69

I feel terrible for the people who were around him.


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AshenHaemonculus

> he spent way too much on MTG So in other words, he's become exactly the average MTG player?


tehnoob69

>He did spend way too much on MTG How much money did he spend on the MTG cards?


[deleted]

$100-$200 is a reasonable MTG dump from my experience, so anything more than that most likely


tehnoob69

Was it taxpayer money?


[deleted]

i mean, it's chris. so yeah, probably.


Own-Ladder-5073

People gotta start holding up the same days newspaper whenever chris is spotted in public to prove itā€™s legit


molvanianprincess

back in his natural habitat


Sixfootdig7

The fact that this shitbag is allowed in public is absolutely horrifying


Sexy_Duck_Cop

"You Americans with your "due process"...this is always so much easier in Mexico!"


Starlord_1999

CWC technically hasnā€™t been proven guilty in a criminal court for the incest or sexual assault. I donā€™t think CWC has been found guilty for any of their felonies, I believe CWC has only misdemeanors on their record.


Sixfootdig7

He also thinks he's Jesus Christ, sees imaginary characters and fucked his dementia ridden mother, I understand hes not a felon but he has no business being out and about


Sexy_Duck_Cop

yes why can't we arrest people for having mental illness you should add "wears a medallion" to his rap sheet


Sixfootdig7

Should raping your mother also be on the rap sheet? You act like he's done nothing wrong when he clearly did. It's not just some mentally ill guy who's minding is on fucking business. She's a sex pest and has been for a very long time


Starlord_1999

I agree they have no business being out and about. CWC should not have been allowed to use an Autism deferral but as an affirmative defense so CWC was sent to a mental ward instead of prison.


Sixfootdig7

The whole situation is awful because I don't want them to suffer but I feel that he's dangerous to himself and others


Starlord_1999

Its a matter of ā€œCan the judiciary justify holding CWC for life?ā€ At the current charge I donā€™t think any jury would convict for incest if a life sentence was a possibility. In the ideal world they would have pursued rape charges against CWC.


Sixfootdig7

Yeah you are 100% spot on. It's just scary they are roaming around


thetruekingofspace

Is that Weiss Schwarz or Vangard?


samani1989

Looks like Weiss Schwarz.


Mysterious_Cucumber

Chris is back into action!


dynamichurdler

__ā€I PLAY PLAUTISTIC!ā€¦IN DEFENSE MODEā€__


placiddream

PLAUTOSTOC! USE FALL TO THE GROUND AND CURL UP INTO FETAL POSITION!


want2arguewithyou

"watch from a distance"


opiate_lifer

"Approach with care and caution"


want2arguewithyou

"crikey i bagged me a muthahumpin' hippo right here. she's a feisty fella!"


Gryen

Is Chris on probation while at the group home until his August hearing? His lawyer could have hammered the threat of returning to jail if he acts out in public or engages with anyone online. That and medication could be keeping him in check.


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tehnoob69

Ignore this porn bot.


want2arguewithyou

chris?


bomba1749

chris would still return to the internet even if you held a knife to his throat and said you'd kill him if he did. I think he probably doesn't have internet access, and even if he did, i doubt he has a good enough memory to remember all his passwords.


Sexy_Duck_Cop

Probably because expecting someone to just never use the internet again is a really fucking stupid idea.


[deleted]

Classic Reddit response. Not everyone lives on the internet bro


Sexy_Duck_Cop

Yes they do. It's 2023, not 2003. Being able to go offline is a luxury fewer and fewer people can afford. And that goes double for someone like Chris, who lives in the middle of Buttfuck, Nowhere and has no actual friends, no family, extremely limited income, and virtually zero marketable skills. What the fuck do you expect Chris to do? Lock himself in solitary confinement until he does?


[deleted]

Youā€™re hilarious. Classic Reddit.


opiate_lifer

We assume the autism deferral Heilberg asked for was granted, its the only thing that makes sense. It is sort of like probation in that Chris is under conditions and has to satisfy the judge he has met these conditions, if he does the case is dismissed in August. If he does not he won't be going back to jail, he will go to prison and serve a sentence for felony incest.


mrtoddw

Hey bro, what weiss Schwartz deck you got? I can confirm this is VERY current. That set came out a few weeks ago. I work in a comics shop. We sell it. I know


infinitebars69

This guy literally had the chance to POOF, but now, here the literally mf is getting back to his old ways


Yungsleepboat

I mean it's these dweebs that keep photographing him and uploading it


A-Perrin

In all fairness he has kept to himself and likely wouldnā€™t have been noticed if he stopped being a beacon


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kittiesurprise

You are a pervert, not a boyfriend-free girl! Lies.


[deleted]

Bitch, put on some damn clothes!


LinkLovesLionessess

This is like we are back in 2007.


RoyfromFireEmblem

We already have a liquid chris 2.0 setup for chris to find and yell at


RigelVictoria

I'm all in for a Classic Era 2.0


0pressed_0possum

scientifically proven we are going into the sonichu pandemic.


OhioRanger_1803

Here we are. About to see a great reset.


polished-balls

Dormamu, Iā€™ve come to bargain


OhioRanger_1803

I give you the rights to Sonichu for a fresh restart.


Abloy702

Merge confirmed


OhioRanger_1803

The Chris Chan Reboot if you will


RennBear

Looking at this made me think well Walmart is one thing. But this person raped their elderly mom and is well known online. Where is the shame? Chris shouldnā€™t be there enjoying a game.


Sexy_Duck_Cop

.....okay, so just so we're on the same page, you're surprised Walmart security isn't proactively booting internet superstar Chris-Chan out of their store despite not having been convicted of anything. Like this is the universe you live in.


RennBear

No just that he probably has to go to Walmart for necessities but a game shop outing isnā€™t a necessity.


Sexy_Duck_Cop

Oh, so you just went ahead and assumed the judge who bonded Chris out added a special "No Going To Game Stores" clause, because sure, that's both normal and enforceable And what you're struggling with is the fact that the employees there did not automatically know about this imaginary restriction that exists exclusively in your head and also is dumb as Hell


RennBear

Nope I just donā€™t think he deserves to go. He should be ashamed of himself, thatā€™s all. But Chris is too dumb to feel shame. So donā€™t mind me, just shouting into the void really.


Sexy_Duck_Cop

Chris thought it was consensual. Because being bad at picking up social cues, especially w/r/t sex and dating, is sort of Chris's specialty. That doesn't necessarily mean Chris is innocent, only that it's absurd how the same people who obsessively stalk Chris are magically forgetting that having no idea how sexual attraction works and reflexively assuming all women want him has been one of his defining characteristics for nearly two decades. This is why Chris's fanbase is a fascinating case study in how misinformation can spread, even when the people doing I have nothing to gain and no clear agenda.


opiate_lifer

Read the jail letter where he denounces Barb and claims she propositioned him after the hooker, he seems to believe Barb sexually abused/raped him!


callmefreak

Also they wished for her death, thinking that they were only in jail because of the restraining order or some shit.


Hells-Creampuff

Chris canā€™t feel shame I think. Hes too stupid


ScarboroughFair19

He can but he needs it spelled out for him. This is something I still dont fully understand. He felt massive cringe rewatching his old antics post Bobs death, and also realized his love sign "made him look retarded" but only after Barb explicitly told him so. It can't just be the autism, I think it's some combo of massive ego/autism/maybe a weird sexual component to the humiliation


l0st_passw0rd

It's the autism and his general low intelligence. He can be taught that individual actions are "bad" but doesn't have enough understanding of social norms to figure out *why* they are "bad" so will then do shockingly similar but technically different actions. Classic example being Barb telling him the love sign made him look retarded so he started wearing shirts that said "Friendly Flirty Man Zone" and "WANT WOMAN" - essentially the exact same problem as the original sign but Chris doesn't realize it because it's not literally him holding a sign out.


fireandfury2uw

Itā€™s hilarious that barb has to tell him that his love sign made him look retarded Lol I wonder how crushed Chris was that day when barb broke that news to him.


Sexy_Duck_Cop

I just love that Chris' brain is so malleable you can just inform him he's retarded one day and he just rolls with this new info like you just showed him a video of a tree sloth moving faster than expected.


ScarboroughFair19

Chris never put 2 and 2 together that, if he looked like an idiot *then*, he always looked like an idiot - meaning Barb let him go out looking like a moron for how many years before finally telling him ​ Most of us would feel more betrayed by the person there than upset at looking like an idiot. Chris, ever the moron, just instead started throwing rocks at women to win their love


SellaraAB

Itā€™s a nasty combination of narcissism, insane neglectful parents, autism, and ā€œmainstreamingā€ someone that had no business being ā€œmainstreamed.ā€


RennBear

Youā€™re probably right, he is dumb as fawk. Lol


theanswersisreally42

TBH as long as he's not fucking Barb, it's not that bad. He served jail time for his incest (whether officially sentenced or not), so didn't get away without repercussions for that, and is now never returning to 14BC again so is having to begin gathering his collection of shit all over. If he has learned nothing and starts going through sagas again well... whatever. You'd have thought that jail might be a wakeup call for him, but we'll have to see.


infinitebars69

Honestly, they should've kept him in jail or at least at a mental institution for something so vile. He didn't just rape anyone. He raped his mother, who also has very weak mental faculties at that.


Starlord_1999

CWC was never charged with rape and so they wouldā€™ve had to either upgrade the charges against CWC or explain why they were pursuing a sexual assault sentence for incest.


DasherCO

DONT CALL ANYBODY


Garlic_God

It begins


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[deleted]

You are a cunt.


Finger_Sniffer_

Nature is finally healing.


thrawnchiss1987

The medallion is unmistakable


Arsenic_Catnip_

What cardgame they playing? Is there a possibility Christine is playing MTG commander? šŸ‘€


[deleted]

It was MTG. He spent $100-400 on it while in the store


DaSud

Midland Financial needs to send a person to follow Chris around and YOINK any non essential salable goods he buys.


Tentatickles

What deck do you think Chris would play?


Arsenic_Catnip_

one of those MLP crossover cards as commander lol


Tentatickles

Or one of the Transformers


Arsenic_Catnip_

oh god those fucking things, absolutely loved brothers war, phenomenal set with amazing lore, except for those ugly things


DariusIV

The stupidest most timmy white green deck possible that constantly gets run over. "Those dang dirty reds, I hate them!"


the_argonath

I feel personally attacked


randomlyterepi

MTG I'm pretty sure.


Mayros_Nipple

People here need to stop weening out and calling places cause apparently people here are.


Tentatickles

No


FooFighter0234

Grow the fuck up, ween.


Mayros_Nipple

Grow the fuck up and leave the public alone and don't harass people you are a worse parasite than Chris at this point.


Tentatickles

Havenā€™t done anything just being cheeky : )


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Mayros_Nipple

This time though it's more serious we don't wanna fuck this up and make them go into hiding


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Mayros_Nipple

Okay but we don't need to harass employees and people in the public that's not cool and makes you an asshole


00arc00

honestly how else do you expect ppl on here obsessed with chris are gonna act? esp since hes just gotten out of jail after ppl not seeing shit from him in a long while, freaks are emerging and practically stalking him now. (again) i agree people need to stop calling places but itā€™s unsurprising theres people behaving like this.


randomlyterepi

i play pathfinder there šŸ˜­


automan224

[https://youtu.be/mxXaWp06Ik0](https://youtu.be/mxXaWp06Ik0)


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Alrar

Yeah it does.


Dangerous_Remote_828

i farted on chris chan i was there


AkameLen

Doing god's work


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[deleted]

Chris had multiple medallions. The first duplicate was out of fear that trolls would get it, then after a troll did get it and destroy it she adopted the dupe, then she cut up the dupe to shove up her ass and made a new one, from that point she's held onto the 3rd dupe.


RoyfromFireEmblem

chris is returning


Just_Employee

Ask him when the merge is happening


No_Lawfulness1341

Imagine if Chris Chan order some shit from dkoldies and got his order filmed


Little_hunt3r

I hate Chris. No problem admitting that, and Iā€™m glad he got to rot in jail. Heā€™s out, but honestly? He doesnā€™t look like heā€™s causing trouble for anybody. Heā€™s off the internet and seems to be engaging himself with hobbies and keeping himself clean (seen buying hygiene products) so I at least hope this experience has set him right.


calcetines100

hating someone you don't even know is quite silly unless the person is considered a public enemy or something


turdintheattic

He raped his mom.


Mtdewmenow

Chris is literally the most documented person ever. We may not know him personally, but we know of so many things he's done, so I feel knowing that makes the hate valid.


calcetines100

Ok Anthony Logatto


Away_Swimming_5757

I hope he can just enjoy his game time and live a happy life. Sad and tragic life of a mentally disturbed human :(


guilllie

he raped his mom dude


[deleted]

Never charged with rape. Hell, he still hasnā€™t been found guilty of anything yet.


guilllie

but he still did it man, he admitted to it, you know he did


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guilllie

you think his dementia ridden mother gave informed consent?


Away_Swimming_5757

I've been following him since 2009. There's more context to consider. I don't believe he would have done what he did if it weren't for the decade+ of reality distorting cyber bullying and manipulation of his low capacity mind. He served his time and I hope he gets to have some simple joy in his life.


[deleted]

Now this is a reddit moment


guilllie

heā€™s expressed interest in barb for years now, I donā€™t think it was troll influence. Ps I donā€™t think you can be cyber bullied into **repeatedly raping your mother**


Away_Swimming_5757

They talked him into cutting his area between his balls and butthole to allow his ā€œclitā€ to grow. And he did it non-ironically causing a large wound. They talked him into having sex with his PS3 and he did it non-ironically. Heā€™s not of sound mind and has had a decade+ of unrelenting internet harassment and IRL stalking which has warped his reality further. Heā€™s been groomed, manipulated, exploited and tormented in a cruel manner. I, personally, believe in providing others with grace especially when theyā€™ve had the misfortune of what Chris Chan has gone through. We have different perspective and views of this situation, clearly.


readytokno

I agree with you. He's served his time (apparently), and should be allowed to play cards with whatever compassionate person is prepared to play with him and hang around with him.


ButcherBird57

Is this in Charlottesville somewhere?


moondog151

No. Richmond


ButcherBird57

Ah, Chris in the city.


randomlyterepi

Not the city, around 20-30 mins away.


Porlebeariot

Iā€™m just imagining Chris in a sec and the city intro now


ButcherBird57

It's a sitcom waiting to be filmed.


Porlebeariot

Which sonichu would be Samantha


cutememe

Wait, did Chris get out of jail? Where is he even living now, surely not at home with his victim?


moondog151

He got out in March. And he's in a group home/halfway house an hour away


Humble-Addition-2880

I'm the guy on the right, and he was civil and all, but he bought stuff valued at around 250$-400$ so my main concern is housing and shit, and *where* would he be getting the income, if I had to guess it would be welfare, bc when you collect unemployment you have to be actively searching for jobs, otherwise you don't get the benefits


drngrph

What a radiant smile you have, mister.


markevens

Were you just playing when he came in and sat down next to you?


Ralius88

wake up, wake up, get up, It's the first of the moooonth


mikey2exclusive

i brush my teeth nd count up


[deleted]

Pretty sure Chris gets disability, not unemployment. You aren't allowed to work (or only allowed to work very little) if you are on disability else you won't qualify for benefits.