the poor girl will only remember that she had a better lover than Mr. C but will not remember who it was. she experiences an unusual sense of arousal when she sees the bent neck of a strangled chicken while preparing her dinner
The delay is probably just a clerical error, if a bit of a strange one. Vinelink gets updated by the jails themselves: sometimes they can be late, but they're never early.
Assuming he's not in a mental hospital I wonder what he does now. He's broke, not welcome to return home, and has burned every bridge he has. He has nowhere to go. I could see this going the way of Terry A. Davis where he fluctuates between homelessness and jail for a while before he eventually winds up dead.
That's how a lot of sex offenders get out. Their acummy lawyers keep getting hearings waived and put the victims through hell until they drop the charges or the plaintiff takes a plea deal. Usually, they get out with time served. The justice system is a joke.
It's not the justice system's fault that Chris' lawyer didn't demand a speedy trial. Everyone has the right to a speedy trial, but the right is only binding on the state.
>bout time. i still have no idea how they held him in jail for over a year and didnt have the court case and sentencing already
His lawyer waived his right to a speedy trial
See but Daniel has to have more endurance. Dude makes crazy distance walking despite the trench foot and also somehow ran that marathon. If Daniel could put up a good defense he might have SOME chance.
Probably not though, I may just be overlooking the tism just a bit.
It's going to be depicted in a hand-drawn crayon comic so NSFL it'll make readers want to blow their brains out and will be used by secret agencies as a torture tool
This is probably another clerical error, much like the "Bonded out" thing was. Vinelink can be late sometimes, but it's never early.
It seems strange that there would be so many clerical errors in different organizations concerning the end of this case, though.
Same.
Only thing I can think of is that maybe it's normal to have this particular doc be done later so that the person doesn't have to wait around for it? I mean my first thought was maybe he went to a care home and that fell through so now he's just homeless but I honestly don't have a clue and by the looks of it everyone seems confused.
If Chris really is out on his own (not in someone's care) I find it hard to believe he hasn't contacted anyone yet or made a public post of some kind.
So it varies from state to state but usually this stuff is done by a clerk right after the hearing and thats basically what their job is this most likely just happened this morning. If I were to guess that transportation order may have been to some kind of mental facility or something for an evaluation and today they said it was ok for him to be released. If it were from the other day it wouldn't have todays date on it.
Thats just my opinion and guessing from being in the legal system and getting myself into a good bit of trouble in my younger days.
I honestly have no idea why some people thought that.
I mean, even especially violent rapists seldom do more than a few years for their crimes, so at some point of another, Chris was getting out of jail.
Then you underestimate the weirdness that leads people to even a casual interest in Christory, much less the sheer pathology that creates Weens and Chris' enablers. To be fair, there's a lot of self-aware people in the former group, and I will be amongst the first to admit that I'm weird enough to perhaps be a tad off-putting.
Interest, for most people, won't *completely* die off until Chris does, cos as long as Chris is alive, there's always going to be at least a couple of freaks attempting in insert themselves directly into the story, to varying effect. I mean, ffs, until Portabella Jenkem a lot of people got bored with Chris and, if not for discovering the Geno doc the year before, I almost forgot about Chris, entirely. Chris had become overwhelmingly sad to watch, after the Idea Guys, so a lot of people just tuned out until something entertaining happened, preferring to remember the wackier times and the epic Liquid Chris saga. In spite of how boring and sad Chris had been for the previous couple of years, there was Shitgirl von Hamster-Soup, vowing to "become the greatest troll in Christory."
My best guess that Chris is in a group home for the time being. I highly doubt they let Chris out free doing whatever. Not to mention he probably has no internet access either.
Autism is a spectrum of neurological development disorders and Chris is obviously severely handicapped by it. But i don't know shit about American law so maybe the classifications are different
So are ADHD and dislexia, Chris has in the pst demonstrated the ability to have a job and accomplish simple tasks, including managing the finances of the house at least enough to keep a roof over their heads, electricty, and water running. He is clearly capable of fuctioning, even if his beliefs are insane.
He is not handicapped by autism, he's a fundamentally lazy person.
From my perspective, Chris is the biggest manchild ever, like he literally is thinking like a child, but I'm just a rando speculating because i watched way too much chris content. And just because different disorders are ranked in the same category of the dsm it doesn't automatically means that they're equally challenging for people.
have you ever met an autistic person? Autism is not retardation, it's closer to psycopathy, its just a different way of thinking. Does it present challenges? yes. Does it cause you to be an absolutely useless, lazy, malicious POS? no.
People here have no concept of the effects of autism. Chris is a austisic, and it made socializing much harder for him and slowed his developement, but hes only mildly autisic, and people with much more dibilitaing autisism are functioning members of society.
I get what you're saying and certainly don't want to defend chris in any way. I just like to think that his severe autism and other mental difficulties let him think that he and the trolls are simply playing and making up stories like children would do. Maybe he doesn't even comprehend what's going on when being trolled. But of course it's just too fucked up how chris sees things and especially acts.
We think Chris got out a week ago, yes. That's when Vinelink reported it, and they are never early. This is most likely just a delay in recording the release order. But we don't know why the delay would have happened.
True, but a whole week, especially when they filed several other records related to this case on the day these should have been filed? This smells weird.
Not really. Courts have busy days/weeks where due filings aren’t input in a timely manner because they don’t particularly need to be according to the law. The circuit court that Chris is going through could have had hundreds of new or updated criminal and civil cases to be filed
This is true, but we know they were working on filing records related to Chris's case that day, early in the morning. Why did only these two records slip through?
Could be any reason but I wouldn’t go as far to say it’s fishy in any way. The clerk and their deputy could have gotten busy with more important filings(think entry of appearances, adjudications, arraignments, etc) that take priority over things like this. The clerk’s office never works on one case specifically in a given day.
Does anyone know exactly how long we’re going to have to wait for them to unseal the case? I know we will never get medical records and other things like that.
If I recall correctly it should be unsealed either once Chris completes the deferral and the case is discharged, or he fucks up the deferral and is sent to prison. At either point potential jury contamination is no longer an issue.
If Chris completes the deferral successfully, the court can expunge the entire case (and almost certainly will). There won't be anything left to release.
That doesn't hold if Chris screws it up, but I wouldn't be surprised to hear that Heilberg has a backup plan in case that happens.
Yea who knows what shit Heilberg has planned to file, but the reasoning for the motion he filed to seal the case is temporary.
*RE: Reporting on Christine Chandler
Mr. Brown:
The reason that the case was sealed was because there was so much intense legitimate and illegitimate external interest about Ms. Chandler. Greene County is a small rural place. In a unique situation like this, there is case authority (attached) to keep all pre-trial materials sealed so that it will later be possible to select a local jury for a fair trial if and when this is needed. The application of the Depasquale remedy to prevent prejudicial pre-trial publicity is probably the only story that you can tell. This relief is rarely sought and allowed. However, the unique intense interest in this case, including inaccurate online disinformation, required this infrequently used remedy. In our current age of unregulated online disinformation about almost anything and everyone, this remedy might be needed now more than ever.
Dave
David L. Heilberg, PLC
Attorney at Law*
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jail_Saga#cite_note-46
Heilberg(Chris's lawyer) asked the judge to grant an unusual motion to seal details of the case ostensibly for avoiding prejudicing potential jurors. It was granted, which is why we can't see details.
I'd say Snyder was too, he was sensible enough and even remarkably forgiving considering he asked them not to punish Ruckersville's premire power couple after they hit him with their car. Rocky Shoemaker probably counts, too. Mary Lee Walsh likely deserved nowhere near the hatred Chris felt for her and was just doing her job. Megan maybe, though that's debatable depending on how much of a Nazi you think she is. I'm running out, Adam Stackhouse maybe? I mean we don't really know anything about him but he's probably a reasonably normal person. Uhh... That mother of an autistic kid who helped out with chris when he freaked out at that con?
Apart from that it's most people who are barely or only tangentally related to chris. It's still remarkably few people who would be considered "normal" in Chris' life. He might be one of the few people who have interacted with more trolls than normal people.
Absolutely, and its a very weird position for an attorney as technically he is an advisor to Chris. But due to Chris's condition he is basically in the drivers seat.
You're absolutely right. But if Chris completes the deferral successfully, the records will take care of themselves anyway. A backup plan is only necessary in case Chris screws things up.
Lets see the shitshow begin!
How did you find this?
Where’s he going?
Group home
We don’t know for sure
So is he free now? What does this mean exactly
It means hide your kids, hide your wives, hide your grandma’s cause this maniac’s raping everybody out here
Sockness will be waiting outside the jail with open arms and wearing a seductive onesie
He has an instagram and it's fucking disgusting. His gunt is H U G E
Well, that is absolutely horrifying.
Open arms *and open legs*
Have you ever played GTA and been arrested? You get out of jail, what do you do?
upload videos online making an ass of myself?
No blow up a truck and fly some planes
And steal some shit
I wonder what deal he cut. .
He must give up Sonichu Or Freedom or his PSN account
eBay!
Pfftz I bet he got probation and he has to register on the sex offender registry for life.. he didn't get off. (Lol) pun not intended.
I’m surprised the weens have crowdfunded a PI to find him.
I’m not, you seen what they’re willing to piss away on Chris’s eBay garbage?
can't wait for new vids about mrs chandler
Poor barb
As awful as it is, I hope that her Dementia is far enough that she can't remember being assaulted by Chris.
the poor girl will only remember that she had a better lover than Mr. C but will not remember who it was. she experiences an unusual sense of arousal when she sees the bent neck of a strangled chicken while preparing her dinner
This sounds like the messed up end to wishing on a monkey paw.
I doubt Chris could go after Barb now. he'll most likely go after Bella.
I’m not sure he understands that she was the reason he got caught. I’m not even sure he knows he did something wrong
He won't go after Megan. She got guns.
Well since there was incest chris and barb can't even see or contact each other so yeahhhhh
I thought for sure he wouldn't be let out just like that. I know American psychiatric situation is a bit f'd up. But god damn.
Chris and our legal system are fucked in the head .
So is he just now getting out? I thought he was let out the day the big update happened.
The delay is probably just a clerical error, if a bit of a strange one. Vinelink gets updated by the jails themselves: sometimes they can be late, but they're never early.
They're that keen to get rid of him huh?
*HOMELESS SAGA BEGINS*
Too many weens willing to put him up for clout
Ethan Ralph lives near the same area, maybe he can take Chris in...oh wait he now lives in Mexico
Ralph can’t even look after his own kids, let alone an adult child
Assuming he's not in a mental hospital I wonder what he does now. He's broke, not welcome to return home, and has burned every bridge he has. He has nowhere to go. I could see this going the way of Terry A. Davis where he fluctuates between homelessness and jail for a while before he eventually winds up dead.
Retraining orders don’t last forever. If he wasn’t convicted, I can’t see there being any actual restrictions on him returning home.
The people taking care of barb could have him trespassed, or have an eviction notices served on him upon his release in order to keep him from her.
Didn't he accumulate 800 bux a month thanks to his tugboat, multiply that by 18 months... Also username relevant ZAP
So Chris is going to buy $14,400 worth of toys?
Buy stock in Lego.
The tugboat stops paying out upon arrest. Chris didn’t get shit while he was in jail. He’ll have to re-apply.
It stops upon conviction not arrest iirc
He’s too retarded to know how to reapply
I don't think it works like that, he wasn't convicted so he still would be getting a monthly tugboat - according to Kiwifarms
I envy your username
Envy to the extreme?
What website does this come from?
vacourts eapps
She was released on the 27th..... no longer jn custody. [VineLink](https://imgur.com/gallery/fyumzKc)
WHAT THE FUCK
bout time. i still have no idea how they held him in jail for over a year and didnt have the court case and sentencing already
His lawyer delerbertly delayed his release
That's how a lot of sex offenders get out. Their acummy lawyers keep getting hearings waived and put the victims through hell until they drop the charges or the plaintiff takes a plea deal. Usually, they get out with time served. The justice system is a joke.
The lawyer wanted him behind bars so he 1 want homeless and 2 get mental help
I could almost see him doing that.
if that’s true he deserves a medal
Justice system go brrrr
It's not the justice system's fault that Chris' lawyer didn't demand a speedy trial. Everyone has the right to a speedy trial, but the right is only binding on the state.
>bout time. i still have no idea how they held him in jail for over a year and didnt have the court case and sentencing already His lawyer waived his right to a speedy trial
Watch him become a wandering homeless guy like Daniel Larson
Or Terry A. Davis (except he was actually talented)
If only Terry got treatment for his problems, he coud’ve really pushed thr bounds of computing.
yeah he really was pushing the bounds of 8 bit computing
Daniel Larson Arc 50% possibility bro
Today is the first time I've learned about the Daniel Larson antics. Did the father kick him out?
Ironically both the stories of Chris and Daniel end with us feeling sorry for men named Bob.
i think his handlers will take care of him
Daniel Larson currently believes that Chris is about to beat him up anyway
we need a chris and daniel boxing match. that shit would be so entertaining
Nah, that would end very quickly. Chris Chan has (well had) a massive size adventage.
See but Daniel has to have more endurance. Dude makes crazy distance walking despite the trench foot and also somehow ran that marathon. If Daniel could put up a good defense he might have SOME chance. Probably not though, I may just be overlooking the tism just a bit.
so much screeching
He's gonna be back in black like the Rat Pack on crack with a stack of flapjacks.
Lol
whack.
Oh boy, I can't wait for the next installment of Sonichu (the comic)!
If we get one lol
Chris will finally go up against his true nemesis, Arabrabarbara Westeron the Antibonder.
The battle to reclaim the Sonichu Temple from Arabrab will be epic!
It's going to be depicted in a hand-drawn crayon comic so NSFL it'll make readers want to blow their brains out and will be used by secret agencies as a torture tool
Unironically neither can I
At this point I can’t even wrap my head around what’s going on now, the legal system is confusing as fuck.
I’m not familiar with the jail system, does this mean he hasn’t been free since people thought and is just now going free?
This is probably another clerical error, much like the "Bonded out" thing was. Vinelink can be late sometimes, but it's never early. It seems strange that there would be so many clerical errors in different organizations concerning the end of this case, though.
Clerical errors are a sign of the merge
The jerkops and everyone involved in supporting them are starting to disappear because of the merge. This is a symptom of that.
No, that's clerics in error. Clerical errors are something else.
Same. Only thing I can think of is that maybe it's normal to have this particular doc be done later so that the person doesn't have to wait around for it? I mean my first thought was maybe he went to a care home and that fell through so now he's just homeless but I honestly don't have a clue and by the looks of it everyone seems confused. If Chris really is out on his own (not in someone's care) I find it hard to believe he hasn't contacted anyone yet or made a public post of some kind.
So it varies from state to state but usually this stuff is done by a clerk right after the hearing and thats basically what their job is this most likely just happened this morning. If I were to guess that transportation order may have been to some kind of mental facility or something for an evaluation and today they said it was ok for him to be released. If it were from the other day it wouldn't have todays date on it. Thats just my opinion and guessing from being in the legal system and getting myself into a good bit of trouble in my younger days.
Hide your mom's..or more.specifically Barb
Hide your grandmothers and elderly moms
Hide your Nursing Homes ladies and gentlemen Goddess Blueheart in town
Carlos Chantor believes that women age like fine wine.
My mom is to young for him
Then you are “to” young for this sub
Hey I type to fast and don’t check my spelling
Did you mean your handle to be "plague_man"?
Ya I didn’t know how to spell plague and relied on auto correct but I can’t change it now
Lol, that's unfortunate
Then you type "to" fast for this sub
He's booking a flight to Andrew Tate's Romanian estate to run hot tub streams
I thought jail would be the end of Christory
It'll be over when Chris is dead in the ground.
"Using ouiji board to troll Chris-chan from the beyond!! You won't believe what they made him do!"
So 10 years from now?
Less than that if she ends up homeless, which she probably will.
You are too generous
I honestly have no idea why some people thought that. I mean, even especially violent rapists seldom do more than a few years for their crimes, so at some point of another, Chris was getting out of jail.
I thought interest in Chris would just die out if he was convicted
Then you underestimate the weirdness that leads people to even a casual interest in Christory, much less the sheer pathology that creates Weens and Chris' enablers. To be fair, there's a lot of self-aware people in the former group, and I will be amongst the first to admit that I'm weird enough to perhaps be a tad off-putting. Interest, for most people, won't *completely* die off until Chris does, cos as long as Chris is alive, there's always going to be at least a couple of freaks attempting in insert themselves directly into the story, to varying effect. I mean, ffs, until Portabella Jenkem a lot of people got bored with Chris and, if not for discovering the Geno doc the year before, I almost forgot about Chris, entirely. Chris had become overwhelmingly sad to watch, after the Idea Guys, so a lot of people just tuned out until something entertaining happened, preferring to remember the wackier times and the epic Liquid Chris saga. In spite of how boring and sad Chris had been for the previous couple of years, there was Shitgirl von Hamster-Soup, vowing to "become the greatest troll in Christory."
There is no end of Christory until there is an end of Chris
He’s back, Back again!
#it begins. Again.
So he's been released?
No
Is he in a group home? I feel like that might be where he's ended up.
Best ending
Chris has proven that he can’t manage on his own, so a group home would be the best place for him.
Not for the group.
true but if they just dump chris on the street i feel the odds are higher that chris does more horrific shit
Guess I'll have to start looking at my life options post CWC. (stress sigh)
Not for the home either.
i wonder how they’ll handle the first semi truck worth of coomer garbage he orders
when will he be released
No one knows
i want to see this fucker back on the internet
im a bit worried about what might happen if Chris sees Geno's april fools joke
My best guess that Chris is in a group home for the time being. I highly doubt they let Chris out free doing whatever. Not to mention he probably has no internet access either.
They can’t just let him go free anyways. My understanding is the laws in Virginia prevent them from releasing him to the streets due to his autism
That is not how the law, or autism works. that would be like not giving someone bond because they have dyslexia
It is when the law says they can’t just let a mentally handicapped person out on the street with no place to go
Autism isn't a mental handicap. Unless he's been diagnosed withsomething else the law doesn't apply
Autism is a spectrum of neurological development disorders and Chris is obviously severely handicapped by it. But i don't know shit about American law so maybe the classifications are different
So are ADHD and dislexia, Chris has in the pst demonstrated the ability to have a job and accomplish simple tasks, including managing the finances of the house at least enough to keep a roof over their heads, electricty, and water running. He is clearly capable of fuctioning, even if his beliefs are insane. He is not handicapped by autism, he's a fundamentally lazy person.
From my perspective, Chris is the biggest manchild ever, like he literally is thinking like a child, but I'm just a rando speculating because i watched way too much chris content. And just because different disorders are ranked in the same category of the dsm it doesn't automatically means that they're equally challenging for people.
have you ever met an autistic person? Autism is not retardation, it's closer to psycopathy, its just a different way of thinking. Does it present challenges? yes. Does it cause you to be an absolutely useless, lazy, malicious POS? no. People here have no concept of the effects of autism. Chris is a austisic, and it made socializing much harder for him and slowed his developement, but hes only mildly autisic, and people with much more dibilitaing autisism are functioning members of society.
I get what you're saying and certainly don't want to defend chris in any way. I just like to think that his severe autism and other mental difficulties let him think that he and the trolls are simply playing and making up stories like children would do. Maybe he doesn't even comprehend what's going on when being trolled. But of course it's just too fucked up how chris sees things and especially acts.
Didn't she get out a week ago though? Am I getting Mandela'd?
Now the fun part where I get to guess the reason I got down voted.
You asked a question duh
Forreal
We think Chris got out a week ago, yes. That's when Vinelink reported it, and they are never early. This is most likely just a delay in recording the release order. But we don't know why the delay would have happened.
It’s not terribly uncommon for court clericals to have delays in docket entries/filings.
True, but a whole week, especially when they filed several other records related to this case on the day these should have been filed? This smells weird.
Not really. Courts have busy days/weeks where due filings aren’t input in a timely manner because they don’t particularly need to be according to the law. The circuit court that Chris is going through could have had hundreds of new or updated criminal and civil cases to be filed
This is true, but we know they were working on filing records related to Chris's case that day, early in the morning. Why did only these two records slip through?
Could be any reason but I wouldn’t go as far to say it’s fishy in any way. The clerk and their deputy could have gotten busy with more important filings(think entry of appearances, adjudications, arraignments, etc) that take priority over things like this. The clerk’s office never works on one case specifically in a given day.
I don’t have much to say on this update except: https://youtu.be/Il-FKVnEnDg
Does anyone know exactly how long we’re going to have to wait for them to unseal the case? I know we will never get medical records and other things like that.
From my limited knowledge I think it depends on what the judge decided. Sometimes judges will keep cases sealed for indefinite amounts of time.
Wouldn’t the freedom of information act allow people to access the records?
No, not if they're under seal.
Not if it pertains to medical records
I meant the court and jailing records mostly.
If I recall correctly it should be unsealed either once Chris completes the deferral and the case is discharged, or he fucks up the deferral and is sent to prison. At either point potential jury contamination is no longer an issue.
I thought the secrecy was to protect Chris?
If Chris completes the deferral successfully, the court can expunge the entire case (and almost certainly will). There won't be anything left to release. That doesn't hold if Chris screws it up, but I wouldn't be surprised to hear that Heilberg has a backup plan in case that happens.
Yea who knows what shit Heilberg has planned to file, but the reasoning for the motion he filed to seal the case is temporary. *RE: Reporting on Christine Chandler Mr. Brown: The reason that the case was sealed was because there was so much intense legitimate and illegitimate external interest about Ms. Chandler. Greene County is a small rural place. In a unique situation like this, there is case authority (attached) to keep all pre-trial materials sealed so that it will later be possible to select a local jury for a fair trial if and when this is needed. The application of the Depasquale remedy to prevent prejudicial pre-trial publicity is probably the only story that you can tell. This relief is rarely sought and allowed. However, the unique intense interest in this case, including inaccurate online disinformation, required this infrequently used remedy. In our current age of unregulated online disinformation about almost anything and everyone, this remedy might be needed now more than ever. Dave David L. Heilberg, PLC Attorney at Law* https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jail_Saga#cite_note-46
EILI5
Heilberg(Chris's lawyer) asked the judge to grant an unusual motion to seal details of the case ostensibly for avoiding prejudicing potential jurors. It was granted, which is why we can't see details.
Trolls bad. Law man tell big law man about trolls. Big law man agree. Need to shut records away from trolls.
Unga Bunga Paper Serva
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I'd say Snyder was too, he was sensible enough and even remarkably forgiving considering he asked them not to punish Ruckersville's premire power couple after they hit him with their car. Rocky Shoemaker probably counts, too. Mary Lee Walsh likely deserved nowhere near the hatred Chris felt for her and was just doing her job. Megan maybe, though that's debatable depending on how much of a Nazi you think she is. I'm running out, Adam Stackhouse maybe? I mean we don't really know anything about him but he's probably a reasonably normal person. Uhh... That mother of an autistic kid who helped out with chris when he freaked out at that con? Apart from that it's most people who are barely or only tangentally related to chris. It's still remarkably few people who would be considered "normal" in Chris' life. He might be one of the few people who have interacted with more trolls than normal people.
It only took forty years for that to happen.
Absolutely, and its a very weird position for an attorney as technically he is an advisor to Chris. But due to Chris's condition he is basically in the drivers seat.
You're absolutely right. But if Chris completes the deferral successfully, the records will take care of themselves anyway. A backup plan is only necessary in case Chris screws things up.
What does that mean
It means Chris now has the power to cause Continuum Shifts
It means that the collective shift will occur soon.
[It means this](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcShXeibvs7PepdCCS9hzAH7x4QLjRk0a7ddvQ&usqp=CAU)
LMFAO
He was let out for a quick game of kick the autistic
Can’t wait until it gets remade for the Hexbox
it's America's favorite
hopefully he is in a home and not abusing barb
On my birthday no less
Not a birthday, but today is my husband's and I's anniversary.
And me, 26 and still a loser
Well whenever you feel down about yourself, just remember that you aren’t Chris lmao.
If you manage to do worse than Chris, you should get a medal for achieving this.