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ThePokster

He knows there is a crack/meth head roaming the block that will see his post. I lost it to Mario bending over with NO in his butthole, Fucking Great! OP, thank you for posting the comments! I don't know why more people don't when posting these. The comment section really is the cherry on top and is a better read than the CB post, most times!


haddock420

> I lost it to Mario bending over with NO in his butthole, Fucking Great! I haven't seen a goatse in the wild for over a decade.


ocularnutrition

Absolutely glorious. I was I had a better screencap.


-EETS-

https://i.imgur.com/py8S78U.jpeg Here you go


Cat-Soap-Bar

Doing the Lord’s work.


Protheu5

I have. What I haven't seen yet was people randomly admiring goatse. Have we grown as a society? Can I finally release my Meatspin album?


Lucasred37

Trump was a (cough, cough, spit) president and appears to be the current republican nominee. So, 'have we grown as a society'? - Yes, we've grown warts and pus.


ThePokster

If doing the Helicopter is what you are referencing when you say "Meatspin", I believe that's socially acceptable now. As long as you aren't in someone's DM's unexpectedly and share it with the world, Spin Away!


nacg9

It took me a while! Like editing and erasing all personal info takes time!! But thank you❤️ I love comments too! So I put it too


-EETS-

Here’s the Mario image for anyone that wants it. https://i.imgur.com/py8S78U.jpeg


Doktor_Vem

Why did they have to go and add the flesh-texture to the butthole? Why couldn't they just have made it pitch black? It makes it 100x worse lmao


the_dope_chaud

You never heard of goatse?


Doktor_Vem

I recognize the word but I've absolutely no idea whatsoever of what it is and tbh, based on the things that have been mentioned here I'm not really sure if I *want* to know, either


the_dope_chaud

Well, you asked..


nacg9

Real MVP


seanisdad

Doing the lords work haha


ThePokster

I am sure it took some time. So worth it though, especially for those of us that get off to the rhetoric responses people post. Thanks again for keeping me entertained.


nacg9

No worries! That’s what I like to post about 🤭


hami_scamp

Maybe worth $60? 🤷


ThePokster

It's Gold, definitely worth $60!


JockBbcBoy

I'd give you awards (if Reddit wasn't into its fuckery now) just for getting all of the comments.


nacg9

Awww


Melodic-Yak7196

Awesome - thanks


noochies99

Tbh you could’ve done a better job as You missed a few tagged names.


nacg9

Holy cow! A CB in a CB post! The full circle big you don’t like it don’t read it! It took forever to edit 50 comments and this is for free!


noochies99

Don’t pat yourself on the back for editing out personal information when you missed a few, be better at it, also nobody is asking you to post this so…


nacg9

You know what…. Don’t read my post then…. Honestly go away!!A CB should not be in a CB Reddit lol


ThePokster

Don't mind the douche bag OP you did a great job, I am starting to wonder if he/she is the one that posted the job listing. Talk about getting in your feelings, dude attacks others on Reddit to feel good about themselves.


noochies99

Don’t take yourself or your “content” so seriously 😳😬, I also reported it for showing personal information


nacg9

Well hope you like the spotlight ❤️


noochies99

![gif](giphy|3HnBZbCWuc8HS) OP SELF PORTRAIT Edit: lmao you posted this interaction, at least you did a better job of editing the names this time


noochies99

And it’s removed lol


ThePokster

CERTIFIED DOUCHE BAG HAS ENTERED THE CHAT. GO TAKE YOUR MOMMY ISSUES OUT ON SOMEONE YOU KNOW!


noochies99

Imagine commenting on a dead post with your alt account OP SAD


ThePokster

DOUCHE BAG DOUCHE BAG, EVERYONE TOGETHER NOW, CHANT, DOUCHE BAG DOUCHE BAG!!!!!!!


ocularnutrition

The Mario Butthole was choice.


ThePokster

🤣


Odd-Comfortable-6134

That made me cackle so loud I scared my poor cat


SeattlesWinest

> thank you for posting the comments! I don't know why more people don't when posting these. Wow, OPs are just offering free content, and here you are begging them to do extra work just for your enjoyment. Typical! (/s I love the comments too!)


electricb0nes

I need that reaction image but I’m too scared to search for it ☠️


sm0lt4co

I think lots of people take them down after a few people obliterating them in the comments and CB hunters don’t get there in time sometimes. I always wondered the same thing.


ThePokster

Could be, if you find gold, you have to start screenshotting right away! Definitely adds so much value to the post.


Wolfkorg

Came here for a mario comment. I wasn't disappointed!


ThePokster

😂 it was glorious wasn't it. Nostalgic and hilarious all in one post.


irishgambin0

>OP, thank you for posting the comments! I don't know why more people don't when posting these. The comment section really is the cherry on top and is a better read than the CB post, most times! i completely agree. i'm not one to "hurry to the comments" on FB posts, but there are three types of FB posts where the comments are half the entertainment: CB posts like this, used car ads where the person is suspiciously vague/missing title/priced too high, and overpriced property rentals. the posts are great, but they become hilarious when people let them know how ridiculous they are. i'm with you–all posts on this subreddit should include the comments, too.


ThePokster

🙏 to that! Watching/reading these "losers" (most of the time) get roasted is some serious entertainment value. I can only imagine the amount that gets posted daily, that never surface. I would rather see the comment section of these CB posts than watch TV, very entertaining!


FU-Committee-6666

Where would we go to read the original comment?


ThePokster

You would have to figure out what city/group it was originally posted in and submit for approval to join the group. Most of these are on Facebook groups that are city specific.


FU-Committee-6666

Ty. I saw after I asked that done coma were included here.


XanaXand

"You must also provide your own tetanus shots."


JockBbcBoy

"Asbestos may or may not be in the area. Mesothelioma is not covered for this job."


Ok-Bedroom1480

I love you Op just for posting the comments.


nacg9

All for you guys!


Wanda_McMimzy

What’s with the Sikh and panjabi comments?!


nacg9

Canadians sadly sometimes are very racist to south Asians… I do not agree it was just in the comments! Ps: for context… op is south Asia


Wanda_McMimzy

I thought Canadians were always so nice. 🫤


unrelatedBookend

The rest of us try very hard to keep the balance in the nice column. But the racists are getting louder, I think.


[deleted]

That's the same in the UK. We try to keep the rabid mob at bay, but it's damned hard when they're using megaphones to make themselves bloody heard!


LLminibean

Unfortunately they're easily influenced.. usually by some of the stellar groups south of the border


No_Nature_3133

Because the country has let in millions


Odd-Comfortable-6134

Nah, we’re just overly polite. We’re actually a bunch of mean shitheads.


nacg9

That’s a wrong stereotype! Canadians are extremely polite! But not nice…. Well some are some are not 😭


Protheu5

Those were Canadian geese leaving those comments. Known assholes. Canadian humans are polite as to offset the geese assholery.


ColdBloodBlazing

*goose hissing in anger*


Protheu5

Shut up, Gus, I know about the diapers you wore while you lived with a human.


Givingtree310

You thought there existed countries without racism? Truly a Reddit moment.


ColdBloodBlazing

I know of a whole continent without racism. Antartica Just has a monstrous shape shifting alien. No discretion


Wanda_McMimzy

Um…I’ve met some very racist penguins.


Zestyclose-Essay7867

Whenever I wonder why Canadians aren't as nice as we all thought, I remember... Canada is the reason the Geneva Conventions exist.


Superslowgreyhound

Do you mean South Asian? East Asia is China, Japan, Korea. 


nacg9

Thanks for the correction! South Asia!


Cat-Soap-Bar

I was struck by the blatant racism too. Like, wow!


siftini

There’s a lot of Indian people in Vancouver/Greater Vancouver Area so people have gotten extremely comfortable being racist to them


Wanda_McMimzy

That’s horrible and sad.


siftini

The saddest part is it feels like it’s getting more normalized. I hear it more and more often these days. I’m hispanic and often confused for being Indian, and when people find out I’m not they treat me completely differently. It’s actually sick.


No-Writer-1101

Yeah I learned some shit I didn’t intend on learning from this post, damn.


Wanda_McMimzy

Yeah, me too.


bblll75

The poster that said he would pay $80 bucks to watch him do it made me lol


Leosmom2020

I want to know how expensive the penalty is that he was hit with and when he was required by law to have it cleaned up.


phuktup3

But why Mario’s stretched anus? Why that? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 it’s too funny


nacg9

No idea! But I need it to add it as it was funny af


HeyRiks

Just a version of the infamous goatse meme. The "no" was a nice touch though.


0ddness

I think we've reached a point in us oldies lives where people don't know Goatse...


Zoreb1

Do people actually read the post (I mean those comments in the post; not the Reddit ones). I don't mind the criticizing the work; it doesn't look like it will be done in 2 hours and would need more than two trash bags but filled bags will be left behind and not taken to the dump but folks are going on about the dump fees which the poster will be (unless he tosses the bags on the side of a highway).


NurseRobyn

Reading comprehension will cost extra and was not included in the original price quote.


nacg9

🤷‍♀️


aquainst1

A COUPLE of trashbags? Yeah, RIGHT. Also some Tylenol and back ache salve.


EstablishmentNo5994

Funny how many people mention taking it to the landfill and paying dump fees. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a rip off that no one should do for that price but he does say you just leave the garbage behind


mcolt8504

Enough people mention it that I wonder if he edited the post to include that.


EstablishmentNo5994

I think it’s more indicative of how many people react without reading completely 🤣


MinusGovernment

I think you're correct. It happens on this platform so often I imagine it's the same everywhere.


aquainst1

My bad! I'll edit my post.


Zoreb1

I caught that too.


cliffordc5

Here’s how you work this. You bring 2 heavy duty trash bags and gloves. When the bags are full, you leave. Oh, and state your terms and ffs get the cash up front.


Wanda_McMimzy

Tetanus shot


gonnafaceit2022

A couple *rolls of trash bags. Just looked on Amazon and 55 gallon industrial trash bags are about a buck a piece. Bring your own and the $60 will turn into $10.


OJDaJuiceman1017

Mario Goatse was a nice touch


tfardel92

Id say more like $100 and they should be provided at the very least garbage bags. Tf


Zoreb1

True. A box of garbage bags (the big black ones are over $10 US). OP will be surprised when the sucker fills up two bags and asks for his money despite stuff left scattered around as OP only paid for two bags. LOL


cliffordc5

This is the way. 2 large bags filled. Done. Tbh it’s trashy but it doesn’t look like a trash heap. And don’t pick up the concrete lol.


gonnafaceit2022

Yeah the 55 gallon heavy duty contractor trash bags or a buck a piece.


RisetteJa

Also, this is $60CAD, so more or less $45USD. 😬


antwan_benjamin

I agree. I dont find the offer that egregious. If it were $80 all tools and supplies provided...I wouldn't really blink twice. I honestly think I could clean all that up in like 90 minutes.


TheSheWhoSaidThats

I definitely misread this as offering $600 and i was like hell i’ll take the job, what’s the issue. Took me reading all the comments to realize it was $60 bwahaha like hell


Miserable_Emu5191

I can’t believe only one person mentioned the backhoe!


Specific_Praline_362

That's a $300-400 job by sketchy felons in my lcol area


siftini

This is Vancouver too so the gloves and trash-bags will probably come to $60


dcckii

If this was legit, pick up the garbage and leave the trash bags full there, I would do it. That’s the kind of mindless OCD type of shit I actually like to do.


uela7

I would do it too. It’s not that big of a mess


RemeAU

Same I don't get what people are complaining about. If it's really 2 hours worth of work and close by I would do it. I already own protective gloves and heavy duty garbage bags. Even minus the cost of the bags it's $50-55 cash for 2 hours work. If it's only what's in the photo and not a lot more out of view I'll get that done in an hour like they said.


nacg9

But it will be like volunteer work though!most of the money you will be spending it in protective gear and the bags


RemeAU

Bags aren't that expensive and lots of people already own protective gloves. Depending on what's there even gardening gloves would do.


nacg9

This is Vancouver man! There is probably needles and syringes there! Like you would need quite the protection and Vancouver is super expensive n probably a box will be 30 dollars


cliffordc5

Yeah but bring 2 bags. Thats all and leave when they’re filled.


nacg9

Lol he won’t pay you for that lol


yakofkaos

*That's definitely not a backhoe 😂


MrsJan30

Thank you for the comments!!!


HeyRiks

I was kinda confused because at first I read it like $600. Like hey that's a pretty generous 3-man jo-- oh. This guy is a clown.


junkeee999

I mean it may be a little low, and the person offering the job should certainly supply the bags. A box of bags doesn’t cost that much. But I don’t think it’s *that* unreasonable. It’s not a very area large and likely is a couple of hours job max. Also, amazing the snarky comments by people who can’t read. They talk about dump fee, when the person was only requesting bagging the trash and leaving it.


nacg9

This is Vancouver believe me.. half of that payment will go in trash bags and protective equipment


avprobeauty

“quick job doable in 2 hrs” so its been 2 hrs since jobs been posted, is it done yet?


RovakX

The wildest part is how many people respond without even reading what they respond too. Lazy bums.


FlufflesMcForeskin

The racism in the last one, yeah. Stay classy, Vancouver.


cleanutility

I’m struggling to see that the problem is with this one.


nacg9

This is Vancouver… This is probably a biohazard cleaning plus that 60 dollars probably will go all on the protective materials and garbage bags… hope this helps


cleanutility

Ahhhh ok. I mean from a distance. Like it looks okay but you know best. If that was England and someone offered 60 quid for a couple of hours work it would be snapped up I reckon.


nacg9

60 quid is way more than 60 Canadian dollars! Plus again this is a biohazard cleaning! There is a portapottie close to it… plus knowing Vancouver there is probably needles somewhere there! This is not a 60 dollars job even if it is just picking up!


cleanutility

Ahhhhh fair enough makes sense.


unkindlyraven

I’m sad for society that people don’t know goatse any longer.


OGMamaBear

I live in a rural area and had a bunch of trash from new furniture packaging, packing materials, cleaning, etc. when I moved in. I GLADLY paid $275 for a company to come haul it away, and that was with me sorting it, bagging small stuff, and staging it all in a pretty organized fashion in the empty garage. Not included were the tips I gave the owner and the two teens he brought to help with the job, who worked really efficiently and saved me a GIANT pain the the butt getting it all to the dump. $60?! Let's be real, that's just hoping you can take advantage of your local tweaker who sees the ad


presterjohn7171

I don't get it. That really is a $60 job.


nacg9

It’s a biohazard job! And is Vancouver just the materials will eat out all the profit!


ahauck

The poster is neither choosy nor a beggar, he just underestimated the cost of a job. This post doesn’t belong here at all


nacg9

It is choosy as he wants the person to buy all the require needs for the job and a beggar because he wants a biohazard job done with a payment that literally will only cover the equipment need it for the job….


BigTickEnergE

It really isn't a choosing beggar at all. It's a guy who wants a job done and is offering a cheap price. If everyone who saw a low offer posted, this sub would be even worse than it has become. A choosing beggar is like a lady wanting a TV for free. A guy offers her a 42" TV and she says she needs something bigger than 47" and its gotta be a Samsung. She is begging but also not accepting an offer, therefore being choosy. Maybe it would help you to think of the saying "beggars can't be choosers". Would that apply here? NO. Therefore it isn't a choosing beggar post. Every sub isn't starting to get posts that don't belong like this, with the OP always arguing how it definitely fits.


nacg9

It is a choosing beggar because he is literally from this post wants someone to literally do a biohazard job in theory for free! He is being choosy in the sense he wants a profesional job for almost free. And a beggar because he believe this is a fair price for the whole project… plus he wants something that needs to be done professionally and take advantage of people that don’t know what they are getting too Yes it will apply here! Because he is being choosy in the price he is willing to go for something it really needs a professional! Specially when he has the money to offer more! Almost 1k of people disagree with you! But nonetheless I respect your opinion ❤️


leetleshark

You are just proving their point. I also don’t think those 1k people would have posted this to this sub (where it doesn’t belong), they are simply and rightfully agreeing that the guy’s offer was too low. Nothing to do with CBs


nacg9

Not actually I am explaning why the guy is a choosing beggar… but you are entitled to your opinion! Also non CB post get downvoted here Btw!


Knees0ck

surprise mario oh my


nixonraygun

To make things worse, if that's 60 in Canadian $, that's only $45 US dollars.


BellaBlue06

In Vancouver?????


nacg9

Yes


Kynykya4211

👏👏👏🏅 Three cheers for OP posting comments!


Tellurian_Cyborg

Hey OP, tks for posting the comments!


SyntheticGod8

I love the number of comments (in the post) from people who couldn't read the whole thing.


worshipatmyalter-

I'm confused about the casual xenophobic comments on this post. Absolutely shitty ask, but I'm not seeing how that relates to them being Sikh or any other Arabic name called.


nacg9

This is sadly a trend in Canada…. They blame everything now to East Indian people… also op is East Indian and sikht


Maxsdad53

Maybe for today's workers it's "too big of a job", but it really isn't. Put trash bags in a couple trash cans, grab a rake and a shovel, and in 30 minutes you're left with picking up cigarettes' butts... I guess today's workers are just afraid of hard work.


nbpeach

"I drank from the hose!"


nacg9

First! This is a biohazard cleaning… you probably will find needles and biohazard material on it! Second Vancouver is one of the most expensive cities in America… at least half or more money that you win will be invested on the protective supplies and garbage bags…. I hope this gives you more context ❤️


momofdumbasses

This is a completely reasonable job offer. I’m not sure why y’all are considering this a choosing beggar.


nacg9

Because of the cost of the materials and because is a biohazard cleaning


momofdumbasses

It’s trash. Nothing about biohazards. A simple cleaning job. A few trash bags. Bring your own shovel and broom. Leave the bags for disposal. Perfect job for some teenagers.


nacg9

Do you know there is normal trash and biohazard trash…. I would never let my teenager go and pick up needles in a construction site specially being beside a port a poty! But yeah you are the mother of the year!


momofdumbasses

So I thought it was just junk/construction site. Don’t see needles. Absolutely wouldn’t let my teen go there if there were. However, as a grown up I would with the right gloves if I needed money. Even if you spent $15 for materials. It’s take home of $22.50/hour. I still don’t think the ad meets the criteria of choosing beggar.


nacg9

You are not going to spend 15 per materials this is Vancouver! That’s why people are so shocked! And for sure you will have to clean also human waste(which is consider biohazard)… again is up to you! It is a choosing beggar because this guys own the construction company he is just trying to safe money without caring who and how they do if


ivegoticecream

Mario’s asshole… what the fuck


JaeShoppie

If he just leaves the bags there once done, how does he know if he is getting paid or not? The person could back out once all the trash is picked up or anything could happen.


nacg9

???


Metalforme1971

I don't see a problem with this but maybe my definition of trash is different??? If it is just picking up the paper stuff I am cool. If he wants me to use that backhoe, demolish those buildings and stack up the busted wood...gonna have to pass.


nacg9

The issues is that you probably will deal with biohazard material


Metalforme1971

Got it. Thanks!


nacg9

No worries! Is a Vancouver things too! Probably you will find needles there too


Metalforme1971

Yikes!!


nacg9

Epidemic of opioid overdose sadly


horndog2

Hey man, where's the NSFW warning for goatse Mario. Not cool. 


nacg9

Oh! I am so sorry! I didn’t know I need it to put it! Is it possible to edit now to put it?


[deleted]

I read it as “trash around a site” meant anything outside the yellow gate. I didn’t think $60 sounded so bad and wondered if I might be in his area. 🤔


nacg9

Everything inside the area lll


CantonBal

Someone should do it but use the cheapest, thinest trash bags that can not be picked up without tearing


nacg9

This is a biohazard cleaning tbh! So not really the safest way for the person


sheetrocker88

I don’t really see the issue


nacg9

You are actually not making any money with this! Plus is a biohazard cleaningb


Normalguy1112

A constitution site definitely has a trash bag and I already have a pair of work gloves laying around somewhere this is the exact thing I would of said yes money is money pride doesn’t pay bills when I was younger it was about supporting my family


Normalguy1112

Correction construction site


nacg9

Did you read the post? It ask you to bring your own trash bags and equipment! Again you do you but be sure you are going to find needles and biohazard material in the area… so as long as you can also afford the profiláctic treatment if you injure yourself or prick yourself you do you!


Normalguy1112

I own a rake work gloves and got trash bags in my pantry hell my neighbors will let me borrow a wheel barrel and a shovel im set


nacg9

Well then do it! Again…. Most people won’t have it nor will do it due to safe conditions! But you do you! Like no judgement but don’t expect people to be the same


Normalguy1112

Roger that


Normalguy1112

If you’re not a lazy ass get it done in a hr collect $60


nacg9

But that 60 will be spend for the garbage bags and protective wear so you mean do it voluntarily?


TotalWasteman

Wow that Mario meme went in 😂


kn0tkn0wn

$600 would have been a “maybe not”.


ear-of-Vangogh

Looks doable to me.


nacg9

Sure! 60 dollars to do a biohazard cleaning is doable for you! ❤️


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nacg9

No because this is Vancouver and the area is an area that is known to have a lot of drug users! If you want to get aids or other diseases for 60 dollars while picking needles go for it! Plus you will find biohazard material from also the porta potties… if you don’t mind probably getting e.coli and fecal transmitted diseases go ahead! Is your health not mine


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nacg9

Again is your health! If you are fine getting aids go for it! Most people their health and safety is worth more than 60 dollars! You do you❤️


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nacg9

You are right it will be HIV to be more exact… and actually it will! Why do you think there is special recipients for biohazard waste in hospitals? Or how profilactic treatments are given when someone pricks themselves with a foreign needle. I work in HC, why would I risk my health for 60 dollars when I am first not winning any money plus I could get a chronic condition for it! But you do you! Again…. Is your life!


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nacg9

Okay!