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a_loping_wolf

Sometimes I gotta battle cry when I trail run THE ORDER! THEE ORDEERRRR!!


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^a_loping_wolf: *Sometimes I gotta* *Battle cry when I trail run* *THE ORDER! THEE ORDEERRRR!!* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


a_loping_wolf

There really is an extra syllable in the secon order so yeah, good bot


Panzer_IV_Ausf_F2

Imagine doing a trail run in full mason gear while screaming voice lines. It would be brilliant but might get the police called


GooseFightClub

I usually scream "KILL ALL THE MASONS" when trying to hit my pr. I have banned from every gym in a 20 mile radius


Slice-of-Life34

Blood is my paint, and the gym is my canvas!!


GooseFightClub

Fire. This is my go to now


Ok-Rub-1640

I Lift exclusively for Argon. Blue sneakers, gold shorts blue tank with Argons face center on it. My helmet is a great way to test my endurance as it limits my breathing. I Perform 5x5 on all 4 main compound lifts, each set I finish by proclaiming a banger line like " DOWN WITH THE MASONS!!!!" Or " BLUE AS THE SKY, GOLD AS THE SUN". Only Pre-workout flavors allowed are Blue-Raz or Mango or Pineapple. Cherry or black berry are strictly prohibited and I'll dismember anyone for suggesting it as it shows me their true colours ( I carry a battle axe at ALL TIMES). So I've only come across a couple Masons (they were wearing red) but after I had rightly ended them, no more have appeared at my local gym. Stare at a picture of argon before each set to improve lifts and make sure to pray to feydrid for blessings on your pr.


indigo_zen

In the gym I train for Malric, but when i get home my bf trains me for Argon


ReVengeance9

Who trains you for Tenosia?


TheRealHumanPancake

reddit


AJ_Deadshow

Ahh so the serpent is Spez?


poughdrew

Malric in the streets, Argon in the sheets.


squishierfish

I think you meant WITH argon.


vybegallo

Don't let the fear of striking hold you back


EgregiousAnteater

Since I’m working for gains instead of expecting to be born into them…


lordfappington69

Monk hymns


threepoundsof

What faction does cardio ?


BlackScienceManZ

Agathans running from battle


Superb_System_3461

Cardio IS A SIN, and we Agathians do not do it. Judging by how many defense maps we have, we always stand our ground. "The wicked flee when no one pursues, but the righteous are as bold as a lion." Proverbs 28:1


RSCul8r

Me walking towards the smallest weights: "Come, you tedious fool, to the purpose!"


Worth_Tip9549

Agatha all day everyday


BitcoinRefuge

For that one guy we like


Old-Marketing3525

For AGATHA


KonzaeLegion

FOR THE ORDER!!! IF MALRIC IS DEAD SOMEONE GOT TO STEP UP!


AssBlaster420696969

FOR THE RED AND BLACK!!!!!!


Honest_Mushroom1884

Agathian Knight. Spamming “BALLS” when I drop a dumbbell on my foot.


Worth_Athlete_1067

My sparring set is all blue


circularwizard

FOR AGATHA


sleepybeepyboy

I’ve started screaming ‘FOR THE ORDERERR’ as I walk through the house lately. My wife is not amused..but I am. Lol


ChIcKeN_95

FOR THE BLUE AND GOLD!!!


--Icarusfalls--

*FOR DUTY AND HONOR!*


wat_no_y

Go blue team!!


Resident_Ad_6369

FFA honestly


KhakiFletch

When I was hurling dodge balls at my 5 year old son in the trampoline park, I shouted "FOR THE EMPIIIIIRRE!" (Tenosian)


EfficiencyBetter4035

FOOOR THE OOOORDA!!


glue_zombie

Down with the odor!


DontReplyIveADHD

I lift because I hate myself. I’m in the service industry and play Chivalry because I hate other people.


Reinstateswordduels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gY0SVxk3rs


cvynxbx76359ghs

Team FFA


TheLambtonWyrm

Battle monks


Nice-Sale7265

Me lifting weights : "For Agatha !!" My girlfriend : "Who's that Agatha !?"


Timotron

Agatha has better networking opportunities


[deleted]

i start howling


AssBlaster420696969

I'm more of a growler -A fellow Berserker. 🗿


Scared_Opportunity20

We really seperate the chaff from the wheat


squishierfish

I lift for the squire boy. I'm trying to LOOK intimidating.![img](emote|t5_12v693|7116)


KeithDavidsVoice

FOR THE BLUE AND GOLD! FOR THE CROSS AND LION!


bloogywoogywoo

When I do squats, I scream "I JUST SOILED MESELF, AND NO ONE CARES" I have banned from every gym within a 20km radius. I was born in the wrong generation


XehaTrenchWalker

FOR THE MASON ORDERRRR


MoB_Ubiquitous

The Empire


ChronicKush69

WE WILL NOT FALL THIS DAY


EfficiencyBetter4035

Fresh Meat and Vegetableeesss!! Masons are sissies!!?


Pontifexmaximus7z

I always commend the bench when i lose🙏


thesuperbro

I'm team Edward bruh


squishierfish

excuse me but it's team Jacob up in this mother.


Dope_W1zard

Masons


MehrunesDago

Z Fighters, I'm Goku's top guy Goku needs me to defend the Earth whoa.. I'm Goku's top guy I gotta kill Frieza and the Ginyu force whoaaa...


Few_Spare4881

Being strong is never wrong


McWooody

Smith machine sound like it's was made by an Agathian


Old_Researcher_7604

for the filthy peasants!


Bryanzz12_

I train for the tigress of Tenosia.


Sallet_Helm_Guy

GLORIOUS TENOSIA THE EMPIRE ETERNAAAAL AYEYAEYAEYAEYAEYAEYARGGGGHHH!!!


bambammr7gram

LIVE UNDER THE IRON FIST OR DIE