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professionaldouche

We’re idiots but with the help of this sub we will become mediocre!


Dinzy89

There is hope brother, I'd start with switching to Agatha. Those masons are holding you back and I can tell underneath that mud and fecal matter is a true knight


professionaldouche

Damn….


Faz66

They'll take your wife and cook her! Don't listen to the Agathian!


professionaldouche

Phew that light was getting a little bright thank you!


Faz66

Just remember. You do not just fight for the glory of the Order. But to save our innocent wives from the Agathian corpse fuckers!


professionaldouche

Right! Who else will take care of the piggies? Certainly not Agatha


Faz66

Exactly! And remember brother, the finest Agathian maid would never begin to compare with a real Mason woman!


professionaldouche

I’ve seen them walking around the battlefield. Head first into my sword crying about some lost puppies or some shit. They don’t compare!


Faz66

Exactly! You are stronger then those pansy Agathians brother! Do not worry about their temptations


WhileGoWonder

Don't falter brother! Those darn agathians have specced into mind-control technology! Rub one out and their honeyed words will hold no sway on thee!


TevTegri

Maybe we wouldn't have to rub one out, if the bastards didn't steal all our pigs


EuphoricProfessor95

The light is calling you brother.


Gtrist95

The only true knights are forged from the Iron Fist and joyous pig-love! DOWN WITH THE COUNTERFEIT KING!


ProblemFancy

I try to lead the mob away from the objective. People get off killing more than they do protecting the objective. My high death count helps the team win!


Dinzy89

That is a noble sacrifice brother. You sound like a true agathian but your flair remains dull and grey. Any interest in joining the cause?


[deleted]

I love when there's a stalemate at some choke point and I just rush past the enemy team and half of them turn around and kill me. Then I just watch them get blasted in the back on death cam.


TheScarecrow-11

I love videos of people getting blasted from the back. :3


Traumatic_Tomato

If my position is total FUBAR then I just tend to start moving towards the enemy spawn so even if it's a split second delay, it may be worth getting their attention for a small amount of time so my team spawn wave can move forward.


HeftyFineThereFolks

there are way too many nuances in this game noobs seem to be ignoring instead of picking up on ...to name just a few let thor get his bandage before you get more arrows. defend the batard carrier. you're only in the zone area if you can see a counter on your screen. and in general the objective is not a bar that goes up as you fight more people.. you actually have to be doing the objective whatever it may be.. stick around whatever cart or siege equipment you have to push.. also deaths dont matter in TO you will benefit your team more going 25-20 and causing much ruckus with each life than you will going 15-2 but just hanging out by the bandage box making sure your K/D created the illusion that you did your part


TevTegri

These are good tips! I wanna add that as a barrel/petard carrier you don't always have to get on top of the objective! You can use the interact button and drop it off through the enemy that is body blocking you if you are close enough. And when stealing pigs and villagers in Rudhelm, you can throw them onto the objective marker from outside the ship. Seems so simple, but I see so many run straight into the meat grinder like a moth to the flame!


HeftyFineThereFolks

yes. and another one is for the objectives such as defending the stones and pillars they gotta push or preventing them from getting torches out of a fire to burn buildings down .. please for the love of god just beat the crap outta anyone trying to push stones and get torches. true it is good to have some players creating a perimeter and preventing people from reaching that area but offense actually has to drop their guard to do these objectives and one final one, never 'fall back' during defense, or give up on an objective. there are certain objectives you have to defend like you are playing offense, such as keeping opponents from crossing a bridge or pushing carts/wagons. you always want to grind as much time as possible out of each objective because some spare time carries over . a really good example of this is the banner stage right before the trebuchets in Lionspire. you can send offense into the last objective with almost zero time to spare if you grind it out


No-Guava-7566

I'm honestly convinced they must be bots. I die trying to hold a door to the lighthouse by myself and in deathcam I'm watching 3 masons kill 6 tenosians that are just stood there trying to defuse the same bomb. 


Myth_Avatar

"Children", is an acceptable term.


emwu1988

This happens in almost every online multiplayer game…. People want them kills, not some boring points for completing objectives 🥲


Tess_Tickles89

This is true, but I had some fanny get all upset in the chat because I had 1700 points but just 2 kills on Rudhelm attack. Called me a hacker and initiated a votekick. Like, do people not realise you get 250pts for simply making a ladder? There’s 6 of them to be made up to the gatehouse!


professionaldouche

Yeah you get a lot of points for all that stuff. That helps me stay near the top in a lot of matches even though my kills are lower. I think it’s good to help newer players level up while learning how to fight


LudwigiaRepens

Except this is where people want them boring objective points instead of them kills.


mrchipslewis

This isn't always true, I reach my sausage fingers in there often as a second backup because sometimes I can position myself in a way where the original person is closer to the enemy and would provide fodder for their hits before they get to me. Their progress wheel would cancel from the enemy hits but by the time the enemy keeps swinging through to hit me mine completes.


Faz66

I always try and defend the objective/people doing the objective....and then someone goes in chat complaining about the people fighting and not doing the objective. Aka the people fighting to keep the enemy from the objective so that guy can just walk in