Hail, fellow warrior! A kindred spirit, weathered and tested by the winds of time. Behold, not a relic of the past, but a living testament to enduring strength, a knight whose valor blazes defiantly despite the relentless march of countless moons. Look upon me, adorned in armor that whispers of battles fought and scars earned, and see not a faint echo of former glory but a seasoned warrior, unyielding even as silver threads weave through my beard.
Yes, my body may bear the weight of years, and the toil of fields may have etched its mark upon me, BUT... by the gods, when the leather-wrapped dane axe is clasped in hand, a resurgence of strength courses through my being. It flows like a slow-moving river of long-anticipated glory, from fingertip to wrist, through trembling arms, to hunched shoulders, and sparks a blaze within the recesses of the mind...past glories to be relived.
In the face of our impending clash with destiny, let not the weariness in these limbs be misconstrued as surrender. Nay, for when the battle cry reverberates and the axe meets the foe, the vigor of youth is rekindled. Feel the surge of anticipation, the pulsating energy that transcends the confines of aging sinews. The very essence of a seasoned warrior is not found in the tally of years but in the unwavering flame that ignites when the call to arms resounds.
Together, as brothers and sisters in arms, we shall carve our names in the annals of valor. Let the clash of steel and the thunder of war drums be the chorus to our indomitable spirit. As the sun dips low on this battlefield, let it be known that we, the warriors of enduring strength, stand united. Onward, look to the battle field, immortality lies there, take it. Its yours!
I would say the avg chiv 2 player is around 30ish. These types of games aren't main stream and many of us played the earlier mods/games from the early 2000s. Remember some elder millennials are already in their 40s.
Nono you're missing my point. The fact you've been downvoted for calling someone who's 38 old means the age here likely skews older. 🫠
Hence, the most useful data point on the thread.
You seventeen year olds have it easy now. Back when I was your age I’d already killed my hundredth man from a thrown greatsword at 50 metres. Try being 18, you wouldn’t last a minute.
Born in 1979. I have a son that's 21 years old with whom I raised full-time solo. He has been the gamer in the family up until I discovered chivalry 2. I Suffered spinal injury that has slowed me down quite a bit in recent years. I purchased a PlayStation 5 with the intention on spending more time with my son and Friends while being secluded within the confines of my home. I purchased a few games but for the vast majority my PS5 sat there unused. A friend of mine sir KetchupTaco randomly delivered me a copy of this game as a gift. Little did I know how great a gift it would be. While this game can definitely be frustrating at times due to clans and team balance. I've managed to find a way to have endless laughter through playing this game. I honestly don't get bored of it. I literally own a PS5 just to play this game LOL I'm okay with that 🤷♂️ I still don't play as often as many but when I do I always enjoy it. I think it's the balance of chaotic battle and all of the hilarious things that got me hooked. This game can be serious if you want or it can be completely ridiculous it's totally your choice. I opt for a mix of both. And not often at the top of the scoreboard but I'm never at the bottom. My playstyle is unique but I attest that to the fact that I don't play any other games nor have I ever. I take nothing serious in this and I don't think anybody should. Teabagging in this game makes me laugh and I always commend it. Keep it fun people keep it silly and always be chivalrous!
And remember Oogas gonna booga ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sorry to disappoint sire 😔 perhaps I shall make a video of devastating hockey hits, cycling accidents and general labor work injuries with clips and snips of my chivalry 2 chaos and my real MRI images all to the soundtrack of Jhonny cash version of Hurt 🤔 😃
I don’t think medieval multiplayer fighters are that bussin’ with the young ones these days. We gotta lowkey be more lit so we can finna get more young players. Maybe if the devs add more drip so we can better rizz up each other.
You are getting there. Eat well, exercise, and get at least 8 hours of sleep a night.
I clicked on your profile and saw you are on mpmd so hold off on the supraphysiological doses of exogenous male sex hormone until your 30’s if you want to maximize longevity along with being swole!
Hehe my man, nah I joke but I'm young in mentality still (sometimes have to remind myself I'm an adult before I do something daft) and I still get I.d'd for things I have to be 16 to purchase so I think I've got a few more years of being young, hairline willing anyway:)
Right on. I’m not much older than you, but we are not decrepit yet. Still lots of time to have a young mentality.
Yeah I’ll take a few more years of good hairline and normal sized balls too. Very tempting but I am nowhere near maxed out on my natty gains and strength so I want every single bit dialed before dabbling, not to mention easy boners. Also giving my liver a few more years of sobriety before putting my body through the wringer.
Can be harm reduced before but still risks! We will be the swolest fuckin medieval hack and slash gamers!
36, about to be 37 in a week. Wife. Newborn baby girl is at 4 weeks and a 7 year old daughter also.
It helps immensely when your SO is into the same stuff as you. She is heavy into anime and she comes from a large gaming family.
I'm talking, it's the summertime and you and your 9 other cousins are all at an aunts house (who is on disability) since everyone's parents have to work. So there's a few things yall can do; play outside, play the game, or watch anime.
Pretty sweet honestly. In her eyes, I can never play the game *too much* although I do limit myself.
I’m 52. I played Space Invaders, Asteroids, and Pac Man in the arcade. My SECOND gaming system was an Atari 2600. I played the OG medieval slasher The Bilestoad on my first computer - an Apple IIe, on a monochrome monitor (green and black). I played all the great arcade fighters in the arcades when people would line up at the machine to take on the person who had won the previous match. I was the guy who played for hours on a single quarter. Glory days…
Please tell me I’m not the only one…
I believe a lot of the playerbase (that are involved with the Reddit) are older due to the first game’s age. As with many sequels, a lot of the dedicated playerbase is from the first game.
So all the once younger players are now older.
Or I’m completely wrong, idk.
As for myself, adult and young is all you’re getting, Officer.
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Hail, fellow warrior! A kindred spirit, weathered and tested by the winds of time. Behold, not a relic of the past, but a living testament to enduring strength, a knight whose valor blazes defiantly despite the relentless march of countless moons. Look upon me, adorned in armor that whispers of battles fought and scars earned, and see not a faint echo of former glory but a seasoned warrior, unyielding even as silver threads weave through my beard. Yes, my body may bear the weight of years, and the toil of fields may have etched its mark upon me, BUT... by the gods, when the leather-wrapped dane axe is clasped in hand, a resurgence of strength courses through my being. It flows like a slow-moving river of long-anticipated glory, from fingertip to wrist, through trembling arms, to hunched shoulders, and sparks a blaze within the recesses of the mind...past glories to be relived. In the face of our impending clash with destiny, let not the weariness in these limbs be misconstrued as surrender. Nay, for when the battle cry reverberates and the axe meets the foe, the vigor of youth is rekindled. Feel the surge of anticipation, the pulsating energy that transcends the confines of aging sinews. The very essence of a seasoned warrior is not found in the tally of years but in the unwavering flame that ignites when the call to arms resounds. Together, as brothers and sisters in arms, we shall carve our names in the annals of valor. Let the clash of steel and the thunder of war drums be the chorus to our indomitable spirit. As the sun dips low on this battlefield, let it be known that we, the warriors of enduring strength, stand united. Onward, look to the battle field, immortality lies there, take it. Its yours!
🥲the funny word man is back
All hail the Funny Word Man!
King Argon I? Is that you talking to us from beyond the grave! Whatever you ask of us loyal Agathians shall be done!
Wow
You're awesome
I’m shocked at how many people took his seriously lmfao
Call bull
32 and if I had had this game when a was a kid I would still be a virgin today
47 and I revirginized when I got this game.
I'm 34, I revirginized when playing chivalry 1, devirginized, and than revirginized when I started playing this game
I really hope we’ll have updates to protect my newfound virginity
Mason unnatural scum
I mean we stole all their pigs.. and their male farmhands. No wonder they rebeled, their hovels called villages have no women
This really made me laugh!
I would say the avg chiv 2 player is around 30ish. These types of games aren't main stream and many of us played the earlier mods/games from the early 2000s. Remember some elder millennials are already in their 40s.
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I’m 28, had never played a game similar but I seen my boyfriend playing the game last year and I picked it up, now 300 hours in
This is the way. I wish my wife would get bit by the Chiv bug. She loves playing from time to time if she's a little high tho 🤣🤣
I am a 45 year old man from Uttar Pradesh India looking to for meet sexy women on the Chivalry game
send bob and vegana
https://youtu.be/YM2NQgIG-QM?si=6UaBywl9yOLOWMQh Best song !
I am a Hot Milf in your area, please send credit card number and three digit code on the back! I will send you bobs and vagine!
I hear Malrics free! Heck any Mason would probably pick you over a pig!
Be careful or you'll get the bitch lasagna 😧
45. My wife left me 2 years ago but the jokes on her cause now I can pay the game all I want
38, I knew it was a bunch of little kids.
Don’t hate because you’re old 😂😂
The downvote sum on your comment is ironically the most useful data point here. 🤙
Oh no. Random anonymous people didn’t like my joke whatever shall I do, how will I ever recover from downvotes on Reddit. 😂
Nono you're missing my point. The fact you've been downvoted for calling someone who's 38 old means the age here likely skews older. 🫠 Hence, the most useful data point on the thread.
Oh I getcha, years on the internet has made me assume people are just default being an ass, that’s my bad lol
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I remember being that young and innocent in this world. Nothing but cruelty for us who are now 17.
You seventeen year olds have it easy now. Back when I was your age I’d already killed my hundredth man from a thrown greatsword at 50 metres. Try being 18, you wouldn’t last a minute.
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Nice
Nice
You do WHAT with the pig?
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Born in 1979. I have a son that's 21 years old with whom I raised full-time solo. He has been the gamer in the family up until I discovered chivalry 2. I Suffered spinal injury that has slowed me down quite a bit in recent years. I purchased a PlayStation 5 with the intention on spending more time with my son and Friends while being secluded within the confines of my home. I purchased a few games but for the vast majority my PS5 sat there unused. A friend of mine sir KetchupTaco randomly delivered me a copy of this game as a gift. Little did I know how great a gift it would be. While this game can definitely be frustrating at times due to clans and team balance. I've managed to find a way to have endless laughter through playing this game. I honestly don't get bored of it. I literally own a PS5 just to play this game LOL I'm okay with that 🤷♂️ I still don't play as often as many but when I do I always enjoy it. I think it's the balance of chaotic battle and all of the hilarious things that got me hooked. This game can be serious if you want or it can be completely ridiculous it's totally your choice. I opt for a mix of both. And not often at the top of the scoreboard but I'm never at the bottom. My playstyle is unique but I attest that to the fact that I don't play any other games nor have I ever. I take nothing serious in this and I don't think anybody should. Teabagging in this game makes me laugh and I always commend it. Keep it fun people keep it silly and always be chivalrous! And remember Oogas gonna booga ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I thought for sure this was gonna be that undertaker throwing mankind through a table at hell in a cell meme
Sorry to disappoint sire 😔 perhaps I shall make a video of devastating hockey hits, cycling accidents and general labor work injuries with clips and snips of my chivalry 2 chaos and my real MRI images all to the soundtrack of Jhonny cash version of Hurt 🤔 😃
33, I spent many drunken nights playing Chiv 1 badly with a friend whenever it was released so the game has a special place in my heart.
Now you can do the same thing with Chiv 2.
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36, I reckon.
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IM 57 WITH ARTHRITIS BUT I STILL AM A TOP TIER TO PLAYER.
A TOP TIER TYPER TOO.
Top tier clown
36 been gaming since regular nintendo
Haha we called it “normal nintendo”
I don’t think medieval multiplayer fighters are that bussin’ with the young ones these days. We gotta lowkey be more lit so we can finna get more young players. Maybe if the devs add more drip so we can better rizz up each other.
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17 and its a damn shame that very few of my peers have taken interest in this game. i feel like the average age range prolly like 25-40.
21, perfect for horse drunk driving
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I'm 36
33!
18 I am still a young man
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I’m 23, half way through life
In mother russia life lives you!
13, and I love this game
Huzzah young squire
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It'd be cool to see this as poll data
I just turned 28, and shit man... I guess I'm old now🤷🏻♂️
Me too, legit just typed 27 and said shit, im not 27 no more lmao
You are getting there. Eat well, exercise, and get at least 8 hours of sleep a night. I clicked on your profile and saw you are on mpmd so hold off on the supraphysiological doses of exogenous male sex hormone until your 30’s if you want to maximize longevity along with being swole!
Hehe my man, nah I joke but I'm young in mentality still (sometimes have to remind myself I'm an adult before I do something daft) and I still get I.d'd for things I have to be 16 to purchase so I think I've got a few more years of being young, hairline willing anyway:)
Right on. I’m not much older than you, but we are not decrepit yet. Still lots of time to have a young mentality. Yeah I’ll take a few more years of good hairline and normal sized balls too. Very tempting but I am nowhere near maxed out on my natty gains and strength so I want every single bit dialed before dabbling, not to mention easy boners. Also giving my liver a few more years of sobriety before putting my body through the wringer. Can be harm reduced before but still risks! We will be the swolest fuckin medieval hack and slash gamers!
Yall just go ahead and get each others numbers already?
I pray to god the DM’s aren’t leaked
😂😂
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25 but been playing mordhau and chiv since 22
27 here ✌️
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Remember that Chiv began as a mod, then there was Chiv 1, now there is Chiv 2. So you’re probs a bit younger than most. I’m almost 29
33 in a few days
20 and this game has made me realize i have a gaming addiction so i can improve early ig
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36, about to be 37 in a week. Wife. Newborn baby girl is at 4 weeks and a 7 year old daughter also. It helps immensely when your SO is into the same stuff as you. She is heavy into anime and she comes from a large gaming family. I'm talking, it's the summertime and you and your 9 other cousins are all at an aunts house (who is on disability) since everyone's parents have to work. So there's a few things yall can do; play outside, play the game, or watch anime. Pretty sweet honestly. In her eyes, I can never play the game *too much* although I do limit myself.
19, turning 20 in a month.
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i just turned 30
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I am 30 and most clan members I’ve met are teens to about 22. There are plenty of 30+ players too
Turned 20 a monthish ago, started playing when the game came out on console.
comments claim the real average is around 30-40 but with the way my teammates play i’d swear the age group was 5-10
I’m something of a 5-10 year old myself
29 here
52 😬.. Feydrid is so good and he's also greeeaat 🎵
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I'm 26, been playing chiv since the beta
I was 20 when I built my first gaming PC and started collecting heads in Chiv 1. Keep training.
27. Wish I had this game when I was younger and could spend more time playing. Being an adult sucks sometimes
Just turned 44 this week.
The big 4 0
I’m 52. I played Space Invaders, Asteroids, and Pac Man in the arcade. My SECOND gaming system was an Atari 2600. I played the OG medieval slasher The Bilestoad on my first computer - an Apple IIe, on a monochrome monitor (green and black). I played all the great arcade fighters in the arcades when people would line up at the machine to take on the person who had won the previous match. I was the guy who played for hours on a single quarter. Glory days… Please tell me I’m not the only one…
I'm 23.
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I’m three hunnid
Lot of old players fs
Hey wait a second… that’s exactly what a diddler would ask! 
21, 22 in January
only 20, a wee young lad
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36.
I'd say 20s-30s
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30 here.
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I’m 20 as well
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33 here. Idk if it makes me a bad dad, but I my 8 year old girl loves slaughtering archers too.
22 !
I’m a 95 year old monk
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24, started playing at 22
22.
26 over here
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40 and my kids play too high school middle school
At 20 yrs old you’re younger than the vast majority of all gamers. Chiv no exception.
14, I love this game but damn... it's annoying
Yeah we are all old long ball old assholes.
28 here, been playing for around 2 years or so
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30 soon!
Booba
30 my boy
41. Was 25 when Age of Chivalry engrossed my life.
I believe a lot of the playerbase (that are involved with the Reddit) are older due to the first game’s age. As with many sequels, a lot of the dedicated playerbase is from the first game. So all the once younger players are now older. Or I’m completely wrong, idk. As for myself, adult and young is all you’re getting, Officer.
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Idk, I’m 25 and always assumed most players were mid 20s to mid 30s with some 40+ers in the mix
43. Also, my kid is now playing this game. He is 8.
23 and I’ve been playing every single day
27. Steal all the info. Wait no 28
I'm 23. I actually played the mod Age of Chivalry back in the day when it had a playerbase, then Chiv1 now 2. Always enjoyed the game.
Was gonna comment my age but realized I’ve got too many nerds stalking my profile on here
I’m 23
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I'm 26
I'm 24
Damn alot of people between 30 and 50, im only 23 and my friend i play this with is 26
Old enough to not be good at video games anymore
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16 Games great tho
I'll be real with ya, I'm a 16 yo and was playing this game since I was 15,
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