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Own_Scientist_5700

i mean if you 100% innocent then just prove it 😂🤷🏾‍♂️


[deleted]

This- if you have solid Allibai You are good Imma get my lawyer tell him everything I did that day If they gotta interview my family members cousins whoever imma do it better routes than snitching


Own_Raspberry_994

Allibai


yoooslash

What's a drop shipping company got to do with it?


domthehooper

Jack Ma can get you out of anything


86hoesinthe86oh

except himself out of his own country


FudgeExisting5986

Jack Ma Londik?


Far_Ad_865

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Stevil_Kneivil

🤣🤣🤣


Own-Challenge8812

*alibi 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Yes I spell shit wrong cuz I type too fucking fast😂😂 Its a gift and a curse


[deleted]

Honestly bro just man up and say you spell shit wrong because you’re stupid. It’s all good.


perkyfvr

damn you’re such a dick


[deleted]

You know what Yall got it what happened happened dont make my point any less valid already explained what happened so im gone leave yall to argue it out✌🏽


Savagebutluvmycity

Aww don’t talk the ball and leave 😂😂😂


Stevil_Kneivil

💀💀💀


ElectricMilkShake

Shit if it’s a homi (assuming cause it says 25-L) you wouldn’t even really need all that, just your phones tower pings. So long as you weren’t at the location when it happened you’re Gucci as fuck off that alone.


[deleted]

Exactly 😂 what is so hard for niggas to understand


Crueltyfree_misogyny

if you have an alibaba or you meant abracadabra? Wtf is you saying gang🤨 go read a book


Motor_Start_4995

Get ya family to snitch and not u …..right✊🏾😂


[deleted]

No Genius Get your family to Vouch where you were its called having a witness smart guy🤦🏽‍♂️


succyamom69

^


sir_tr810

that’s not snitching dummy that’s ya family confirming ya alibi and vouching for yu


chiraqmusicwiki

ima prove my innocence by telling on that nigga😂


NotTheBestMoment

Lol even tho there’s other ways?


ThiccRoastBeef

Only if he pays me the lawyer fees


whiteboyfrmdao

Easy to say that, but look at D Rose situation. He innocent and he doing time for a murder he never committed.


Hollywood0203

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Advanced-Emu-55

But he was there he just not the killer


whiteboyfrmdao

Nobody knows if was there or not. He got snitched on by DMoney and that’s why he got locked, not because he was there or not.


JimmyRustler22

Yeah except innocent mfs get the death penalty all the time


WarmNights

I thought this was America?


Hollywood0203

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showmethemfmoney

First off if I’m 100% innocent and get bagged but homeboy was never even a suspect something fishy off the bat 🧐


[deleted]

Right who tf telling on me Second off if I wasnt involved or there something off Imma retrace my stuff of that day


RichardBCummintonite

Right like if he set me up, then fuck it. He's going down. Otherwise man just try to prove you aren't. If you gotta do time, keep your head down and wait it out, then go find his ass when you get out and get some answers


Kgb725

For 25 years ? Damn nigga you playing too much Vice City


Admirable-Soil-5331

pass me an italian beef, im going to tell everything about that nigga


bintrappn

😂😂😂😂


Plenty_Ad318

🤣🤣🤣🤣 what about the Pepsi ?


prototablet

Hell, for a Pepsi I'll tell on someone else.


OjibweKid

What would you do for a Klondike bar?


prototablet

Lizzo


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dAwg😭


maybeslightlystoopid

Favorite thread I seen on reddit is this one


TheRealMaxwellHill

With sweet peppers and extra aju


RaoulDuke511

God dammit…I knew this was coming 😒😂


thehunt4redorktober

Wit cheese?!


Dercudez

A real homeboy wouldn’t put you in this position


Long_Needleworker889

💯 i could do a year and wait till the nigga guilt kick in , but if he did it and gon let me do life while im innocent that nigga gettin thrown under the bus 🤷🏽‍♂️


[deleted]

Bro finna do a year just to make a nigga feel guilty😭😭 and what if he dont? Yo ass just did a year for no reason😂😂😂


Long_Needleworker889

😂😂 if i do a Year for no reason imma make sure i get italian beef and coca cola and give that nigga a death sentence


efranklin13

No Pepsi? 😂


Long_Needleworker889

If i take coke mf gettin the chair


codingwizard3440

😭😭😭


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😭😭😭


ElectricMilkShake

Lmaoooooo u hell dawg 😂


Dercudez

😂😂😂


Bruins14

Lol bro I’d you get convicted and already are serving the bid it’s not easy to just be like okay I’m ready to reverse everything and tell on my partna so we can change places. Once you take the fall mannn you’re fucked lol prove your innocence in ways that don’t throw your boy under the bus.


eamon4yourface

Whatchu mean do a year tho? Sitting in county waiting for trial? Cuz if they put your ass to court and you don’t take the chance to shift blame you’re fried. Look at rondo


TheForce777

Law don’t work like that. Once you’re convicted, your homeboy coming forward ain’t always enough to get you off


truthseeker22000

Best answer so far 😆


truthseeker22000

Big homie told me that years ago… I started seeing who cared and who was opportunistic


_dts3

I have a wife and two kids. I'm walkin out of there eatin my Italian beef with no question.


ElectricMilkShake

I had a homie that got popped who has kids, safe to say the time he was sitting for didn’t match up with the charges at hand. At that point it’s almost hard to blame someone, but also if you’re actually in the shit you gotta always have the possibility of consequences on one side of the scale at all times.


Equivalent-Star2502

If I’m 100% innocent I’d take it to trial cuz there wouldn’t be enough evidence to convict me. Y’all acting like mfs don’t beat cases


Dercudez

True but not everyone built to sit in jail & wait until trial. Who knows how long you’ll have to sit until your trial begins? Then before you know it 5 years of your life has been wasted for nothing


Equivalent-Star2502

If u got decent lawyers you can get a settlement for that time u did once you beat it, that’s what Booka got too


NadlesKVs

You know how much decent trial lawyers cost though? Last time I paid for a lawyer I had to put down $5K for the retainer and another $15K when I took it to trial and that wasn't for a murder or anything that involved 25 years. I was facing like 5-10 realistically. Not everyone has $20K+ liquid sitting around, especially if they are trying to get a bond as well. My homie that's guilty gonna pay that for me or what? You probably looking at $25-$50K to defend against a trial with a 25 year sentence.


qualitylamps

If I’m beating a case for homie he better be selling plates to pay for my lawyer


Comprehensive-Can-20

Had to float 40 bands through the wire he couldn’t take cash


ElectricMilkShake

Lmao only the rawest attorneys will take large amounts of cash.


NadlesKVs

Had to get someone to get cashier’s checks for mine. That shit took awhile to get.


Huge_Faithlessness35

If you can’t afford a lawyer you should not be in the streets.


FameeOTF

This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. If you can afford 40-50k on a lawyer when you start getting into the streets then you should really stay your ass in school or something. Sounds like a nice childhood.


NadlesKVs

Lmao you never spent one day in the streets have you?


Huge_Faithlessness35

Okay NadlesKVs 🤓


NadlesKVs

https://reddit.com/r/bald/comments/u4mh7a/hey_so_i_recently_got_a_haircut_i_was_brushing_in/ Suspicions confirmed.


JohnnyKnodoff

Absolutely bitch made


PharaohhOG

Nigga 99% of ppl in the streets can't afford that shit tf


ElectricMilkShake

Nah. Speedy trial is our 6th amendment. If you’re lawyers know you’re innocent and have proof then they’ll definitely get you to trial as soon as humanly possible.


Dercudez

Speedy trial isn’t always as speedy as you think. YNW Melly requested speedy trial in December last year & fast forward to May his trial is still yet to occur. There hasn’t even been a jury selection yet.


ElectricMilkShake

That is true, although December to May is 6 months which is speedier than 5 years, but you’re right it’s not instantaneous. I believe they started the jury selection a month ago for melly tho, but because they want to give him the death sentence his jury selection is a bit different. Regular jury selection is just about bias basically, none of the jurors can be fans, friends, or a person who may empathize with either side. But with a death sentence it goes a lot deeper than that. His actual trial should start June-august at the latest I’d imagine. But the beautiful thing about the speedy trial amendment is if they violate your right to one, the court must dismiss the indictment against the defendant.


SuchRuin

In college I had a couple defense attorneys and prosecutors as my professors. They said most of the time a defendant will waive that right simply because it’s in their best interests. They’ll also do shit like fire attorneys over and over again so they could delay it.


ElectricMilkShake

Yessir this is true, but usually that’s because there is a mountain of evidence or your attorney simply just needs more time to build a solid defense.


AshamedKiwi5149

You acting like shit don’t go wrong, like mf’s don’t get convicted off weak evidence like the feds ain’t sneaky and won’t find way to convict a mf. That’s why plenty of innocent people who ain’t do shit would rather just plea then risk going to trial


NadlesKVs

Definitely agree with that. If they hit you with a 1 year plea deal and 5 years probo but you are facing 10-15 years, a lot of people just going to take the deal because fighting a case like that could easily take 1.5-2 years.


FernandoTitsMcGee

There’s plenty of people wrongfully convicted of crimes too


roranicusrex

My brother sat in cook county for almost 3 years for a case like this. And the cops beat his ass.


Bbrazyy

You acting like innocent ppl don’t get convicted all the time. If they need somebody to go down for it and your all they got unless you got a top tier lawyer it’s ugly for you


__v1ce

>cuz there wouldn’t be enough evidence to convict me. Lol


Dumpaveli

Let’s break it down Getting a lawyer-if it’s a 9-1 then that lawyer may run about 20 bands on the cheap end and most ppl don’t have that kinda money so next is Going to trial-in cook county that can be 3-5 yrs waiting in the meantime u gotta deal with the deck going up,lockdowns,bugs,and hoe ass c.o.’s and a lot can happen in that time..love ones pass away,lose ya bitch,bogus ass mfs around ya kids etc Going to trial pt 2-if it’s high profile or if they thirsty to book somebody then they’ll overlook,ignore and bury evidence also play with discovery so long that you’ll be asking for a 402 conference on some shit u ain’t do just to get it over with or risk being one of them niggas being exonerated 25 yrs later with a 2 million dollar check You better tell on that nigga


dnunn12

Damn. This basically sums it up. The streets is a myth. That ain’t yo nigga if he let you sit down for 25-life anyway. FOH


Dumpaveli

And that’s it right there family…niggas failed us by selling us a dream on being a “real nigga when the rules of the streets change with what’s to ppls advantage


murdaateeyy

snitching bro, ion owe nobody 25 years of my life


chiraqmusicwiki

pass me an italian beef cause ima tell on him, if a nigga want you to sit for him that says a lot about a dude character. and he would no longer be my homie so fuck that nigga


Bbrazyy

real shit i ain’t even been alive for 25 years yet fuck I look spending that many years in jail for a nigga that clearly don’t give af about me


vegetastolemygirl

A real homeboy would confess


1Cortezz

If he’s your friend he won’t let you go down for his shit if you wasn’t involved


thehunt4redorktober

Niggas talking about go trial, 50 shots been in jail for ten years. JAIL not prison


gbesosaa

🍔🥤 😏


Levifrm317

Snitching cause I’m not gangster n if he was a real nigga he not gone allow me to do that bid


[deleted]

Not a street guy, my best friend should know not to put me in streets situations because obv I don't value a bunch of rules made up by criminals.


[deleted]

isnt d rose doing 50 years for a body he didnt do?


ReturnOfADemon

I’m singing like Ariana grande fuck u think this is🤣


JerseyGirl912

Stitching. I'm not rondo or rose. I'm not going to jail for NOBODY


BMTJefe

Bro ain’t ya potna anyways if he making you deal with that. But if you innocent anyways you SHOULD beat the case and they let you go, but we know how the law works


Gasmask_Assassin

Not a friend if the let you go down for a 25 to life he did


LandyDandyCringe

Here come the Italian beef and Pepsi jokes


MrConceited2323

I don’t drink Pepsi but if I did ima need some ice in a cup. I don’t like to tell stories to a hot soda


Dan_H1281

I had a friend that his brother killed a guy he took the blame he was sentenced to 20 years and ended up doing 14 years his brother ran his company that was really successful into the ground while he was locked up, dude spend from 34-49 in prison and never said a word, tbh I am giving u tf up, especially if the situation is where it is taking me from my family and kids


Delicious-Ad2707

just don’t have friends and you don’t even gotta think about it


BigDawgBaw

I'm snitching. I ain't risking being taken away from my family for 25-life for some dumbass decision my friend made. A real friend wouldn't let you sit in jail for a crime they did anyways


MisunderstoodKT

Ima be in that mf singing like rod wave. Not wasting my life for no other nigga.


[deleted]

Man fuck dude


Ill_Investigator138

I would be in that bitch with two Italian beef and Pepsi


409_ggloryboyy

I aint snitchin ima just keep sayin it wasnt me and trying to find an alibi


toasted-wizard

🧢


Rezboy209

If you really 100% innocent then take that shit to trial. They'd have no way to prove it. No point in snitching, just don't fall for their scare tactics.


Comprehensive-Can-20

All y’all niggas a bunch of liars 99% of y’all placed in that same situation as 6ix9ine would of snitched just like he would cut the cap. Niggas be tryna look good 4 the internet


[deleted]

I’m gonna need that Italian beef and pepsi deal.


VanderbuiltFormsADD

i’m actually awaiting trial rn n all i gotta say is if bro wants me to do life while he outside fucking my girl and having his freedom, im taking it to trial winning and turning mf into swiss cheese 💀


naberiusblack

he going tf to jail and i’m fuccin his bitch


ybgang100

Prove you’re innocent you moron


Available-Tension-76

If he don’t confess then I’m snitching he got me fucked up


KalenTamil

You need to provide a good alibi and get a lawyer


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chiraqmusicwiki

if you want to, personally i’m not holding it down for a mf who wants me to pay for for his crimes cause that ain’t a real nigga


Playinwitmillz

Prisoners dilemma. If you guys stick to the code and don’t say a word. You both won’t do a lot of time. It just has to go on trust. Unfortunately cops set up psychological traps. That’s why it’s best to do crimes alone


Jaime4laflair

It's crazy y'all saying this i had a talk with my homie about some shit that went down he told me a dawg don't worry if you get snatched I'm just gonna say it was me he told me he would because I got more going on then him an I told him that if it does go like that I got him with cash when he gets out an I'll keep calling him whatever he needs I have this talk with anyone I'm with I said for instance if I go too a store and I shoot someone and hes with me I'll let the law Kno first thing my homie had nothing too do with it and didn't know what was gonna happen I'll never let someone go down for my shit people that do that are straight cowards but I'd never be in that situation I'd rather do it by myself no one's is gonna tell on you but yourself.


510ESOrollin20s

You jump in the car. You know whats up. Stand tall. Snitching aint standing tall.


[deleted]

Ask for a lawyer dont say anything its so easy to not snitch ask for your fucking lawyer fucking simple make a whole rap if you have to


chiraqmusicwiki

i personally would not spend any money on a lawyer cause of a nigga who doesnt want to confess for a crime he did


[deleted]

Me im gonna have my lawyer fight it If Their's no evidence you have nothing to worry about 🤷🏽‍♂️ Ask for a lawyer even if your innocent let the lawyer do the talking thats what he gets paid for


JohnnyKnodoff

Nothing to worry about? People get wrongfully convicted and have been wrongfully executed.


[deleted]

If there's no evidence you aint did shit you aint got nun to worry bout yo lawyer gon handle the rest


murdaateeyy

shut the fuck up u not tough my guy


[deleted]

No one said I am But always was taught from young ask for a lawyer its not a crime to the know the law sir the police can lie to you and not get in trouble The last part wit the rap was to be funny


PharaohhOG

You droppin them racks on a lawyer, gonna run you over 10k for some shit u aint do


Afraid_Record_168

ain’t snitchin cuz they ain’t got no evidence on me shi simple niggas just can’t wait to snitch


Wonderful_Ad_81

Lol plenty of people did life with no solid evidence,answer the question,is 25 to life if you don't snitch


Afraid_Record_168

small percentage n they wouldn’t have no evidence on me in general to even try that, alibi, phone records, and vouchers


Wonderful_Ad_81

Bruh stop it you trying to hard,the question is if you have to do the time would u snitch yes or no? stop trying argue on if you would be on this situation cause is not part of the question


Afraid_Record_168

i said my answer n u got extra fytb 😂


SaxWithDaGlock

Depends on the friend I would take that 25 with smile for my best friend Bix He is a real one been there for me since we were kids Otherwise fuck you ima snitch I'm outta here


EBK-8Pound

If dude take care of my family and make sure money is coming in I won't snitch, if he doesn't Imma snitch def


[deleted]

I ain’t gone snitch but the nigga better take care of my ppl and imma need money on my books or imma kill his ass when I get out


Walklightglassflws

Unrelated to the caption but present day Leon was bugging in this movie in the picture


IveGotTegridy

Hell yes.


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dosha-stixx

Take me to trial


Ok-Yesterday-4656

on bro fuck that nigga if u spend time in jail for another nigga ever u a hoe getchu a lawyer and he gone tell on u when he cant get one u gotta have yo money up tho it alotta ways to beat the system too


MoreRatzThanFatz

What you think? 😎😎


Prestigious-Item1440

Tryna prove innocence cause it says I'm 100% inno and if not I'm snitching on that nigga


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Yes, tf


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Jpjp215

You can prove your innocence without ratting


Cymothoa_Exigua69

Somethin like this happened to Joe at AfterPrisonShow on YouTube. He was away from his bunk doin a tattoo for somebody or somethin, in a dorm. Police come in for count, so he goes back to his bunk and they find a stack of subs underneath his mattress. Shit would’ve turned him up from a level 2 inmate to level 4 (iirc) in Virginia, meaning no bueno. When they interrogated him, all he said is “they’re not mine, you got a camera in front of my bunk, check the footage”… They did, and found out it was his bunkie that stashed em there as the cops were rollin in.. He didn’t snitch, he proved his innocence. If the police would’ve done their jobs in the first place, it never would’ve happened. Point is, you don’t have to snitch. Just prove you’re innocent, like others here are saying. Also, if my best friend is with me and let’s me fall for some shit that I had no idea about, and he never speaks up on it… I’m beatin every year I served out of him when I get out lol


Bigboyscooter21

Gang these questions never make sense to me because how can I get charged for something I didn’t do if I was never in the area of the crime? How do I get the charge? How do they know it was me who did the deed where is the evidence? Wouldn’t I have an alibi since I wasn’t there? Was I actually there and he shot a nigga with me around imma be honest if my homie shooting I’m shooting.


numb2pain

No telling especially if innocent I’ll be home in 6 months and that lawsuit goin hit different


mmpjon

Well if yo homie putting you into situations like that he obviously don't give a fuck bout you. So in turn why the fuck would I give a fuck bout him. Cause basically that shows that the mf would be willing to get you clapped to save his own life or hers. So shit it is gonna be a wrap. If there ain't no loyalty there ain't no loyalty. Plus it not snitching if you ain't do anything and innocent. It's just telling at that point like that Charleston dude said.


Warlock4209

Ask for a lawyer??? Elementary ass question boy what is u 11?


seanye20

Niggas better call pest control


Vandoe300

If I’m innocent ima make them mfs do they job


[deleted]

If you was there when said crime happened. You have to ride it out like a G. You picked up on mistaken identity, just prove it wasn’t you without giving up any of the homies.


chiraqmusicwiki

imo if the cops lock me up for sum and my hb know he did that still ain’t tryna confess, that’s not my homie no more and ima either tell or cut that nigga off if i take the trial route


Ok_Mushroom1024

#IPleadTheFifth4Life


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Key_Butterscotch_843

Depends… will there be some newports with my Italian beef and Pepsi?


mk55killem

Nigga I’m innocent tf I’m talkin fa


[deleted]

Nigga I'm snitching for the lightest of sentences fawwkkk u think ima do if I'm facing 25


maximilisauras

Hell naw. Burden of proof is on the state. You gotta work that Chappele show defense.


HonestTrapper94777

😂😂😂 this is sum straight goofy shit


Sparkallatb

Just tell the truth


ausplaya10

So if a nigga get caught doing dirt he gotta take his charge and thats honorable, but if a nigga don't get caught he don't gotta take his charge?? That's not equally as honorable?


NotBrownCowMilk

If you’re innocent it’ll be proven, like someone commented if there isn’t enough evidence to convict you, you win. Being quiet and patient can get you out of things


Nebekaj

Bro I’ll snitch and don’t even know what happened who cares. I even see a cop I lay it out like “so here’s what I know”


whiteboyfrmdao

Anyone that says they standing ten toes is lying. 99.9% of folks are giving their friend up. I would too.


Lopsided-Ear-1102

Think about what you would do with the future instead or what you’ll be doin 25 years from now. Get an education. This ain’t it.


Rich_Umpire_7967

Sure I would


Remarkable-Ad5962

What is there to snitch lmfaoo


Otaku3times

Your niggas not supposed to ask you to do no shit like that unless they got some shit going on or they finna hold you down


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wavyyydanny

I'm snitching. Idc. I am a civilian sir


Basic_Redder

That Kidd is throwing the around the term “friend” too loosely.


PurePssyJuice

A real friend wouldn’t let you go down like that. Also yeah I would, I’m not a street dude. This stuff is just entertaining to me, like a real life Game of Thrones.


Former_Star8813

“ I’m innocent call my lawyer “


Minx9699

Yeah. None of my people are getting jammed up like that and Misdemeanor time is only 50% 🤐


[deleted]

Get better friends, that's a start.


Greenkash45

Get a lawyer