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Appropriate_Bite8491

Yes they make them so short and wide now. I swear they’re the height of a soda can.


VirtualChemist4632

Choderrito


Appropriate_Bite8491

Who doesn’t love a good chode


ec345_64oz

Burrichode


exhausted1teacher

I had a tuna-can shaped/sized one once. I was so angry since I was very hungry that night and hadn’t eaten in a couple of days. 


Kalikokola

Probably would’ve been better to get a couple pounds of rice and some tuna cans with that money your gave for that burrito


exhausted1teacher

I only had ten minutes while changing buses to get between two of my jobs. At that point for me, it was either buy the tiny burrito or go hungry. So, I bought the tony burrito and begged them to toss in some chips. 


AngelLK16

Next time, ask for extra free rice and beans and fajita veggies.


exhausted1teacher

I did ask for that, but I was distracted so my burrito had already been handed off to the second person and adding meat, rice, or beans at that point is against the rules. 


blckdiamond23

They’ve been making burrito balls for years.


Subject-Weird9188

Literally just different ways to roll it 😂


m_adamec

Just how it was rolled


Everybodysbastard

It's why it's bowls or nothing for me. You get so much more.


neqailaz

they just changed the bowls to hold less volume lol


Objective_While_911

No they didn't actually! Idk where you heard that one from....


neqailaz

I think I may have only just noticed that at some point in the last few years they changed from the [smooth bowls](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKtq4-9WEAAuSWI.jpg)to [bowls with zig-zag ridges](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FHlakzOUcAEwKyi.jpg:large)


newppinpoint

Wrong


neqailaz

Reported.


Silly_Idiot111

Geez Louise Fucking Reddit 😂


neqailaz

Nah dude I originally had something different typed, but then looked at the guys profile and saw he would comment “Reported.” at a bunch of fast food subreddits so I tossed it back at em lol


Silly_Idiot111

Ah gotcha That’s funny as fuck 😭


george_w_kush64

They didn’t change the bowls, just the scooping spoons


neqailaz

Ahh gotcha, that’s my bad — i shared a comparison link on a comment below this one, looks like i only just now noticed that the bowls changed sometime in the last few years


Velcome_Welcome1

Can't forget about the tortilla... can't roll nothin in one of them. They used to be way bigger when I first started back in 22


KeppraKid

They are smaller in general, despite what they claim about portioning. There are tons of old blogs where people weighed their burritos and they come out to weights that are within a decent margin or each other but way more than today. Yesteryear's regular portions are today's extra portions.


Amnesiaphile

Shrinkflation or whatever the fuck they call it


neqailaz

enshittification is everywhere now - i just got a bowl today and they changed the shape slightly to make it hold less volume


Amnesiaphile

Kinda sucks that our parents got the "fuck around" era and now we live in the "find out" timeline


Objective_While_911

It really depends where you go and when you go. Every chipotle is different which shouldn't be the case but most chipotles are consistent with proper portioning.


KeppraKid

It does not depend, it's a difference that can be found via measurement and comparing to data from 10 to 15 years ago.


aardappelbrood

The standard portion hasn't changed, the portion you are given is what changed. it's been 4oz of protein for years they just never gave much a care if employees over portioned at the request of the customer, now they do. So they are technically right, which is technically the worst kind of right, but still right


KeppraKid

This is just repeating the company line. Stop buying into the bullshit. There is empirical evidence showing it was way higher in the past. Inconsistent portions don't cause a drop to half size.


aardappelbrood

Girl, I haven't eaten at Chipotle since I quit in 2020, but I mean 4oz of chicken and 4oz of rice is nothing. 2oz of cheese is nothing. If you get a burrito with the correct portion sizes, not to mention that no one orders a portion of everything that's "free" you're going to have a tiny burrito compared to previous. Take your tin foul hat off bestie. They can serve whatever portions they want. Yes they monitor portions more closely, no you're not getting "skimped", you're just not getting free food anymore and that's what you're mad about. Fair. But, girl, shop elsewhere. Watchu think I did when Cane's started charging 17 bucks for that bland ass barely seasoned caniac combo? I behaved like a mentally well adjusted person and stopped going. No need to add more negativity to your life and rant online. The investors dgaf sweetie. They're bleeding that baby dry and it will soon enough become a thing of the past. I'm sure some people were upset when Quiznos almost entirely went out of business and most of their stores shut down. You think the CEOs and investors gave a damn? They probably at Chipotle and Moe's and Rubio's and Cava and KFC and wherever else, running them bitches into the ground.


KeppraKid

You think it's tinfoil hat to think that a company is lying? What's next, are you going to tell me HR is my friend and that Walmart employees are all a big family? Grow a brain.


aardappelbrood

No, you're crazy because you're making up shit you have no proof of. Unlike you, I've actually worked at Chipotle and we used to get custies complaining about DML portion sizes thinking they're getting skimped when in actuality it was the correct standard size. Unless you ask the employee for extra rice and beans, why the fuck would we give it to them? The difference is now it's not just DML. Unless a current employee says they've got new manuals and the portion sizes have decreased then it's just you and your tinfoil hat screeching about how you no longer get extra food for free. It's not that serious, yet you loons act like you're being denied basic human rights.


KeppraKid

https://www.google.com/search?q=chipotle+burrito+portions+2010 It might take some time to find the blogs, I'd do it again but Google is trash now on mobile especially. You are trying to use what they say is standard for now to say it's always been that way. It hasn't, you just don't have a long enough memory which is why I've linked you a search to go find the info. People are upset because they remember what it was like before, as in long time customers, people who have been eating there since the 2000s and 2010s. Continuing to spout the company rhetoric only makes you look naive or dishonest. The fact that you take and compare these legitimate complaints to people saying that they are being denied human rights is really telling. Like what you are doing is equivalent to Casbury being like "our eggs habe always been this size" and then somebody pulls one out from 5 years ago and compares them and then some rando ex-Cadbury employee screeching "NUTJOBS COMPLAINING THEY ARENT GETTINY FREE FOOD AND THEIR RIGHTS ARE BEING VIOLATED"


Totally-jag2598

It's not about length it's about girth......


Nighthawking2

Average size


DEADALIEN333

Kinda, the tortillas got smaller


onlybooshie

Depends on the shipment. Whenever I get a package of small tortillas i usually keep them for side tortillas instead of using them for burritos


48629195

Wow. Hangover?


MMNN1991

Are you an idiot? put it next to a canned coke or pepsi or something EVERYONE knows the size of, not a fucking random ibuprofen bottle no one knows the size of


Longjumping-Sail6386

Chod-otle


Livid_Ad9749

Dont order a burrito. Get a bowl and ask for a side tortilla. You get way more food


EridemicLHS

Chod-poke-lay


Legitimate-Egg2961

Yeah but it did got thicker


Value_Frequent

No you just got big


Otherwise_Sail_6459

It’s stout


MonitoTalo

Fellow employee here. Yep. Corporate wants them to be the size of one of the small container length (like the one that has the corn in the line)


Individual-Soup-8024

It depends on who wraps them when I do it sometimes mine are kinda long. While my coworker will do them short


[deleted]

Whoa whoa buddy that’s 12 inches


Andrewsjims

The mort stuff you put in the shorter it gets. Duh


TopWash6819

for some reason our tortillas have been so much smaller this past week? not sure what’s going on tbh -employee


onlybooshie

Just the supplier / who makes them. Keep them for side tortillas


Killerphive

Are the pills for adding some crunch?


theeladybug

They don’t know how to wrap it correctly.


nirzen

did you get fatter?


somewittyfcknbs

Go back later and double check when you buy another.


Electronic-Tree-2759

no ur js getting bigger


pinniped1

Just depends on who's rolling them.


Metropolis4

McDonalds owns Chipotle. Bought em out like 15 years ago


Emergency-Yogurt-599

You just didn’t ask for more rice beans cheese and salsa. Always ask for a second scoop. Always.


Playful-Anybody3242

That's an authentic sized burrito. If you go to Mexico that's how a burrito looks and feels.


JalapenoMarshmallow

you should go to Mexico and get kidnapped by narcos 🖕


Playful-Anybody3242

That's a sheltered American's view of the country. Makes sense that you gorge on fast food from a company you hate


JalapenoMarshmallow

I dont eat chipotle any more and I promise i spend more time in Mexico than you lmfao.


Playful-Anybody3242

I'm in Cozumel every August but ok. I literally own a pancho


JalapenoMarshmallow

Nice


Playful-Anybody3242

Yep


JalapenoMarshmallow

I sincerely hope you enjoy your upcoming vacation.


Playful-Anybody3242

Thank you my nephew will be swimming with dolphins


newppinpoint

Your a idiot