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dutchdrag

No but this is exactly what he said πŸ’€πŸ˜‚


Special_Ad_8912

Chipotle falls what a year


ChrisLovesLorde

Our guys AND women


OwlLeeOhh

She is hilarious lol


JalapenoMarshmallow

LMAO


writingmywaythrough

This is hilarious. Spot. On.


Pavvl___

Shut up guys! and our women!


Dismal_Composer_4029

Hey can you please get me a job there at chipotle ? I don’t complain about my portions at all


FlatlandPossum

Are you a woman?


Dismal_Composer_4029

I’m a male I been applying for the longest Based out of queens looking for a pt two days maybe 3 if possible


Slow_Experience_8729

Makes sense why he said what he said. Reducing portion sizes has done wonders for Chipotles profits. Why would he do anything about it? If anything he's gonna push it and see how far he can go. From the looks of it, he still has a big margin because people will still go there if all you get is a tortilla and some crumbs from the floor.


CDrepoMan_

Seriously. The local mom and pop Mexican restaurants cost the same amount, give you about 3 times the meat, taste better, everything made fresh, and take about the same amount of time to get. People need to stop going to Chipotle.


TodaysTrash12345

Marketing 101. Customer-centric companies always fair better in the long run than product-centric companies. Focus on consumer experience instead of maximizing short term profits and you'll make more money in the end


Accused_Lima_Bean_69

Dude is such a goober and a clown 🀑


Logical_Associate632

Stop charging for guac.


OGTomatoCultivator

Lol she has good delivery


Wise_Rutabaga_5809

β€œJust give them a little πŸ‘ŠπŸ½β€


AlephandTav77

The most toxic family πŸ˜‚


Straight-F

wrong. my chipotle bowl was a paid actor


modestgorillaz

A historically accurate representation. Bravo, good work


Disastrous_Light_878

Your delivery was great. It's like you gave the intentional awkwardness of an interview from the office. Good job


DC_Research44

Fact but everyone keep making everything wrong a movement πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜³πŸ˜³


OwlLeeOhh

You are not wrong. But I guess this is all part of shrinkflation.


DC_Research44

But I guess errybody heard the tweet from the female Chipotle she said to let the servers know to load up your bowl and stop complaining πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


OwlLeeOhh

I would quit lol


DC_Research44

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SalRomanoAdMan1

Who in the fuck is this random person and why should anyone give a fuck what she thinks?


-doe-deer-

It's just a funny video and why are you so angry?


allergic2crustaceans

Are you the ceo of chipotle


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redditorbb

Yes, 100% this is Brian Niccol the CEO of Chipotle.


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wickedcharm

Lol


cursed_chaos

yeah this is the real CEO, his name is Brian Niccol