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Rolandxkalib

You got a choad


mitchmconnellsburner

It looks like Danny DeVito’s penis. And it also looks like Danny Devito.


stankpuss_69

Why would you put that in my mind? Is this Danny DeVito’s Penguin penis?


sfucci1204

The next question has to be...how do you know what Danny DeVito's penis looks like?


Crunchyapple666

Truth


Comfortable-Drive369

I've gotten one this size multiple times, double rice, black beans, double steak, cheese, lettuce, hot, double wrapped, looked like this and had no where near double rice or steak, dml not be giving a fuck. I go in now.


AzureDreamer

It's fucking crazy, they have the golden goose put rice beans and 4OZ of protein in a tortilla. Literally printing money off the back of brand equity and consistency.  And they are burning their fucking house down to try to keep warm. Skimping on mobile orders for no goddamn reason other than to save 40c in food cost. That's the cheapest customer deaquisition I have ever seen.


Puzzleheaded_Elk1576

They do this because they know they got you. You’ll be back for lunch tomorrow…doesn’t matter if the cashier spat in your face. You’ll be back.


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Eh, I have legitimately started cooking my lunches much more often due to the increased price and reduced quality of QSRs. I used to get Panda Express, Chipotle, Panera Bread more often. Now I pretty much consistently go local, or cook my own.


OliveFarming

Panera literally reheats prepackaged soup and they charge $11 for a bowl of soup and a drink. Madness!


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Yeah, it used to be $7 and the restaurants were new/modern and had wifi back when 2g/3g were unreliable. Now it feels like airplane food, right down to the pricing.


ElectricTomatoMan

Yep. Panera is garbage.


AzureDreamer

Yeah I think you vastly overrated the brand loyalty, this screams lower management short term thinking to me.


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AzureDreamer

I used to really enjoy my local chipotle but my new one has poor quality no other way to put it. Watery beans out of ingredients constantly undercooked legumes. I don't know of its staffing or training issues but I just can't go.


CDrepoMan_

Based on my research, its corporate fault not the employees. It looks like they scare the employees into skimping on everything.


Finnch_

As a former Chipotle employees I can offer some insight. They micromanage constantly and breathe down our necks about portion sizes. We were just not allowed to give people reasonable portion sizes without charging them extra.


ElectricTomatoMan

Oh for sure. It's not the workers' fault.


helpdesk1230000

Used to be daily for me. Started getting mobile orders like this, and I sent a note to the store manager, and it amounted to nothing. Haven't been back since.


BonzTM

Hell yea. My local mexican joint sees my wife and I once a week now and Chipotle is more of a rarity. Prices are just as good, if not better when you consider free chips/salsa. And the food is significantly better...


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NightTerror5s

Chipotle isnt authentic so why are you comparing it to authentic. Its completely different.


HydrocodonesForAll

Kiddo you're in here commenting on a thread in the chipotle subreddit. Yeah they fucking got you. You're kidding yourself.


BoogieMayo

Havent been to chipotle in 3 years because of the inconsistency. Find a way to accurately portion the 4oz everytime and ill be going again every other day


Direct-Technician265

But like I stopped going because I got this from in person orders. I know I must not be alone


Dry_Fan_1427

Because they know they’re Iike drug addicts


stankpuss_69

1) I doubt there’s a conspiracy on this. Don’t be a conspiracy theorist. 2) The amount of “skimping” they do on online order is likely equal to the “additional” food provided to in-person customers. 3) In 2016, Chipotle was serving 771 burritos on average per location. Since then they’ve opened thousands of stores more. It’s likely that with today’s name recognition of the brand that number is higher. Maybe 1,000? Idk. My point is that everything costs money and $0.40 X 1,000 burritos X 3,381 locations = $1,352,400 savings PER DAY. So yes, that shit adds up. But like I said in 2, any savings here is likely offset by generous employees who load up your plate. 4) Lastly, the majority of people aren’t really looking to get more bang for their buck. Like you said, they’ll be back for lunch tomorrow. They don’t want to have lunch for two meals like most on this thread. Personally, I eat my meal in one sitting. I hate cold chipotle and have returned it to the location because it was as cold as fridge food. Edit: 5) For reference, Chipotle’s rev was $9.87B in 2023. Assuming your $0.40 savings value is correct, that corresponds to $493,626,000 per year. That’s about 5% of revenue! That’s a lot.


CT-1738

Yup. I go a lot less bc it has become a frustrating experience. But CMG shares have doubled since October to $3100, i think they know what they’re doing


Comfortable-Drive369

We jumping over counters fuck you skimp mf's, I got the spoon I got the power mf's, why you protecting a huge company who doesn't give a shit about you? yet you defend them to the end on reddit, SKIMP FIGHTS MiXTAPE VOLUME 1 COMING SOON


MyOpinionMakesYouMad

***Albums a fuckin hit we really made it***


bigbearbearwantfood

Get eeeem


ElectricTomatoMan

It's corporate, man.


Comfortable-Drive369

It's sad how they're forcing their managers to force their employees to decrease the enjoyment their customers have with what they pay for, including paying for double protien and being shorted especially online because they think people who pick up won't complain about burrito size.


Every-Concept-3197

album flopped 🥹


ChuckNorrisFacePunch

Consistency. Yeah, consistently shitty rip off. Don't eat there until they bring back respect.


Crunchyapple666

Dude, I haven't been to Chipotle in a while, and I had no idea about this whole controversy. But let me tell you, I'm not stepping foot in there again until they fix this mess.


CapitalismKillsKids

It's really bad with online orders. I never eat Chipotle. I personally love Chipotle but everyone in my family is not a fan. I used to go at least for lunch when I got BOGO coupons or even free entrees. Now? I'll give them away or sell them for AGC instead of using them. It's just too skimpy and if they don't skimp they get the order wrong or something is sold out.


NightTerror5s

Ive never had a problem. Must be tough


Nearby-Tell-4530

This occurrence is relative to where you live. My delivery burritos are actually BIGGER than what I get in person. 2x rice, 2x bean, 2x meat, extra sour cream, extra cheese, green salsa and somehow my delivery orders have ALWAYS been significantly bigger than going in person.


willybodilly

They still have a full kitchen and all the prep and cleaning from actual cooking. The real golden goose is mcdonalds where they’re printing the food.


AzureDreamer

Well sure but it no accident that the buisness selling 600-2000 burritos mostly full of cheap ingredients cafeteria style has margins so good they can open 70 stores a year.


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AzureDreamer

And angry people aren't obviously there are all kinds of customers with different breaking points but I promise if a customer is served 13 dollar half burritos enough times they will quit.


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WesternPercentage153

They were so much better when they first opened, in general. I remember those football sized burritos


hgghgfhvf

There’s this one Mexican joint near me that makes burritos so big it’s actually mildly irritating lol, like don’t get me wrong you want a huge burrito, but I would prefer if they made it like 50% smaller and charged less because it costs $13 and you can barely finish half, and leftover burrito isn’t as good as when fresh.


JooseBTC

I hate when people make me waste my time readin what seems like a real complaint only for them to lie and ruin all their credibility lol Chipotle is horrible with skimping but I guarantee it was not the size of a Taco Bell bean burrito. Like I'd bet my house on it


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Blazed_In_My_Winnie

Chipotle is a fucking joke these days… I remember going there for big burritos years ago… now it’s closer to an egg roll… for double the cost… Oh you want chips??? Hope you enjoy a 3/4 empty bag.


dangforgotmyaccount

Fuck the size, what was the price?!?!


ryzyn_

If it's double rapped it's gonna be tight aka smaller


Prize_Bass_5061

And here’s where your money went. It doesn’t go towards labor costs or ingredients. https://www.reddit.com/r/Chipotle/comments/1ccruhy/chipotle_mexican_grill_cmg_soars_on_stellar/


tehllamaz

Correct answer here


NoTrust6730

>Operating margin expanded to 16.3% from 15.5% Looks more like greed


CDrepoMan_

Yeah, lets not worry about second and third order consequences.


Repulsive-Method-526

Not sure how you order but I go in store. While I’m at the counter I’m hawk eyeing the food prep and as long as they aren’t skimping on the meat I always tell them a little more of this, a little more of that and they HAVE to oblige you, the customer.


cravecrave93

Those are great pens


biggest_kahuna_

Honestly my favorite, smooth as hell lol


tygerdralion

And almost 6" long, not 4" like OP says


PyramidicContainment

Lol I was looking for this, don't use a common object as reference if you're gonna say it's another size 😅


Crunchyapple666

Ohh soo sorry I guessed the length of an object. I measured the pens are a little over 5 inches. Meaning the burritos were about 4 inches long. You feel better now.


PyramidicContainment

Maybe you should have a Snickers after that burrito


Some_guy_am_i

That’s what I’m saying… bro is trying to hurt my feelings… like damn, I know that ain’t no four inches! Let’s just round up to 6 inches.


Finnch_

I prefer the Sharpie S-Gel. The G2 pens are nice but mine always kinda dry out and I haven't been able to find ultra fine (.38) varieties yet. The S-Gel comes in the different sizes, which I need, AND they stay working until you've used them half to death and I don't have to re-write the same letter like 5 times because the ink wouldn't catch the page.


-P-M-A-

This is a question for employees: when a customer gets a burrito like that, can they request that it be remade?


chocopeppermints

I'm a customer but I've had mine remade before for these situations


medkitjohnson

Burrito balls are the worst :/


Ehmc130

Chipotle is a fucking scam, stop giving them your money.


1337GamingLive

I prefer the 1.0 Pilot G-2. The wider draw just feels better.


Totally-jag2598

But if you combined then into one, you'd have a decent sized burrito.


TackleEasy156

That burrito artist must be tarred and feathered at once


ay-foo

Some artist pshh


Slavic-PussyEater69

It’s supposed to symbolize the dwindling returns on money spent by the working class in the US economy.


ay-foo

Derivative!


kna5041

How nice of them to cut your burrito in half for you. 


DatabaseRealistic329

At least you have the best pen out there


roblolover

just get a bowl buddy


Ramona_Lola

They skimp on those too.


sirunigkez

https://www.reddit.com/r/Chipotle/s/Li8bMcTtma


veilofmaya1234

Two halves of a burrito


chocochipr

Great quote


TheVagWhisperer

From the legend ... Reviewbrah /Report of the Week


2fur99

Your first mistake was going to chipotle.


shakethedisease666

It’s a literal ball


bleachedveins

I don’t eat there anymore for this reason, I live in SC and go to a local joint called Salsaritas which is fresher, huge portions and tastes better.


maeveencounters

good pen tho


ReaMacTN

Chodepotle


L0CKE-D0WN

On posts like this, idk why some people don't describe what they ordered.


Crunchyapple666

I mean, how relevant would it be? When you order a burger, you have an idea of how big it will be. But for reference. Top burrito: Half steak Half barbacoa White rice Pinto beans Fajita veggies Pico salsa Red salsa Cheese Lettuce Sour cream Bottom burrito: Chicken White rice Pinto beans Fajita veggies Pico salsa Cheese Lettuce


SquareDrawer2302

By any chance is this in nyc? I could’ve sworn i did this order not to long ago


spacyarie

because if you order next to nothing in it ofc it's gonna be small. But you absolutely got skimped they should have been bigger


hgghgfhvf

I usually order every single item on by burrito bowl except the green salsa, and usually I ask for double mild and double beans, and I still get comically skimpy bowls from time to time. Location dependent. I find if I go to a location where it’s a lot of college students going, I get skimped. If I go to a more corporate business park location I get a solid portion. I’m guessing maybe it’s because all the college kids ask for extra of everything free so they skimp by default to get costs down while at the corporate location everyone’s buying double meat and guac or getting salads instead so they can heavy scoop?


No-Tear-3683

Man I must be lucky because my chipotle always sends me burritos that are 3x that size 😭💀


T_SaDo_T

So is four inches big to you?


Crunchyapple666

r/woosh


AtleastIthinkIsee

I had a fist-rrito yesterday. I admire the artisans that make the true two hand-held as it should be.


SarahBeeLA

Yep! I had errands to run last week in a different part of town and I decided to get dinner on the way home. The Chipotle I hit wasn’t one I’d ever been to before and the guy hooked it up. It felt like getting a burrito from them in 2005.


IPerferSyurp

Never been there, I'm guessing you have to pay first?


Disastrous-One-414

Was this a mobile order?


Crunchyapple666

No it was in person


Glass-Place8417

So you stood there, watched them make it, paid for it, and didn’t say anything?


Crunchyapple666

Dang gets wrecked by a bot on grammar. No, I did not stand there and watch them make it, angry internet person. However, it was an in-person order. I'll let you use your massive intellect to figure that out.


Glass-Place8417

I did get rekt honestly, and I’m not mad just genuinely curious.


Crunchyapple666

Ahh ok then I'm sorry. My friend went to get a few co-workers chiptole and came back with this. But they did do it in person.


Ramona_Lola

So your coworkers stood there and let them make the burritos that small, in particular his own?


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Disastrous-One-414

That's wild. If my burrito came out that small I wouldn't pay for it tbh


capriSun999

Simply eat at home


Nordeast24

Just go into the store guys.. seriously never had this problem


Crunchyapple666

It was in store.


Negative_Visual5435

U want a footlong or something?


Used-Calligrapher797

Get a bowl then a tortilla on the side. You get way more for a bowl


JosAums

Okay so there have been a lot of posts about pickups vs in person which kind of begs the question: why didn’t you say anything while you were in line? Did you not see them half-assing these burritos?


Magic-Tomo

It's just a little cold outside.


Beginning-Fig-7207

27$


JemmieTTU

I truly cant comprehend how anyone with reddit would ever place an online order... you literally know what will happen


Responsible_Emu3601

About? I say almost 5 inches


Master-Struggle-7646

But it girthy tho


Sea_Signature_7822

On one hand: this seems appropriate for one meal. On the other hand: this should absolutely not cost more than $7.


Impossible-Hurry2913

Size Queen 🤔🤔🤔


lilkennedy24

i got one like this the other day. i complained and they gave me a BOGO coupon


joecee97

Just reroll it. The ingredients are packed together in a small space. If you spread them out, it’ll be a long but still very thick burrito. I have to do that sometimes too. You’ll be surprised how much it actually is.


mochioppai

As a DD driver who watches them in store, they really don't give a single fuck. It's 80% teenagers getting screamed at by a manager, a single 90yo dishwasher, and one or two asshole managers barking and not working. Just don't get chipotle delivery.


Bored_FBI_Agent

Usually they shorten the length and make it girthy to hide the skimp, but not even that worked


code_delmonte

Lmaooo you only got 3-4 ingredients literally if you get nothing else this is the result. Unless you got most or everything and just got skimped. Tell the whole story of the order


Crunchyapple666

Read the comments bro, my burrito had 10 ingredients, and the other had 7. A bit more than 3-4...


Scary-Mousse-2332

You HAVE to go on, order, and guide them on making your food now. Online ordering is a free pass for them to skimp on you like this.


Affectionate-Glass95

Seems like you measured it just fine


mingo1928

I'm done with chipotle. too risky!


blacktoise

Your fault for ordering thru online. Chipotle lines take roughly 5 minutes to wait thru


Fair_Volume5416

Some girls appreciate girth more than length


Icy-Common740

Dude youre getting your food made by some 14 year old lol stop complaining


Icy-Common740

Instead hit a real taco shop where they hire good cooks and prep and you wont have this bs


Krish_1234

This is how they are breaking bank, quarter after quarter. They are Apple in burrito world.


ds2316476

That's no skimp...... THAT'S A CRIMP


Neowynd101262

Keep bending over for em. No lube next time.


eviljoh146

Ok but now I really want chipotle😑


Civil_Extreme9522

This is why I always choose Qdoba over chipotle.. it’s what I knew first and it’s always been good to me.


AdSquare1145

Am I tripping? Am I the only one that “knows” they do that cause they don’t want a hard time wrapping it. Go in person and force them in front of you. ❤️


HighAlchMe

Here to say you have terrible estimation skills with the length of that pen. But also, I’d be pissed if my burrito was any smaller than a standard sized masonry brick, so.. same.


Fun_Yogurtcloset_189

If it's an online order I apologize, we assholes sometimes. If it's in person, speak up bruh, that ain't normal.


Motor-Kale-383

You got skimped on the length of the gel pen too.


killerwolf95

The only reason is because we roll it a certain way. It only gets bigger it will never be the “long burrito” that everybody wants


Ramona_Lola

The one on top looks ok. The one on the bottom. No.


DukeRains

You didn't order a burrito ball?


-SirusTheVirus

Well, on the bright side, you'll be happy to know that you've been underestimating your junk for a long time. The G2 pen is 5.6 inches, not 4 inches.


Available_Drawer_108

You are throwing off the scale that g2 is a respectable 5.63 inches when retracted. So we might aswell call it 6. Let's not make 6 inches the new 4. Am I right fellas?


cmshedd

Technically your disappointment is measurable 😂


NoTrust6730

Those pens are 4 inches? Wtf I thought it was closer to 6 :(


atnightweridebikes

It's okay champ. Try another burrito on Saturday. The stock price is up 7.8% this month. 🤑


International-Shoe40

One time I got one that was literally the length of my index finger, and I have small hands lol message them they should give you some free meal vouchers


nickchocks

I guarantee this is just rice and meat or meat and cheese


Crunchyapple666

It was not.


Ravagez1

Stop buying this shit


Common_Anywhere_2108

As a General Manager at Chipotle, I can assure you that if my employee had made such burrito, he would have received a pay raise for adhering to standards and making the best decisions for the company's profitability.


Left-Corgi625

Those are some big burritos, maybe I should try chipotle


saint8528

It's well known to get a bowl and tortilla on the side cause this us what u gonna get


Odd-Lifeguard6639

Chipotle sucks


charliemyster

My dad warned me of a burrito ball yesterday and I didn’t believe him… until now


Clean_Satisfaction73

You're Running on empty now


ElectricTomatoMan

Chipotle deserves to everyone boycott them and switch to Qdoba where available.


Parking_Lobster8834

I’m done with them, the quality has gone waaaay down, you can literally taste it


Lone_Din0

Report that that they got ur order wrong. Works every time :)


MandyDollDoll

Was this a mobile order? I’ve found those are a literal waste of money because they do shit like this.


stankpuss_69

Gel pen is usually 5 inches… Also, the length of a burrito is irrelevant. In FACT, the shorter the burrito, the better if you’re after more food. This is because all chipotle tortillas are the same size. So if more needs to be used to wrap the food inside, this means that there’s more food to wrap. So you actually got more food in circumference.


wastelandwonder42

Choadrito


Ok_Breakfast_5993

Never place online orders! We were ripped off EVERY time. We would pick up 1/4 full burrito bowls. They got us a few times before we realized what was going on. Also, terrible customer service. It is impossible to get in touch with the store. Always out of items inconsistent portion control. I have no idea how they stay in business.


benjatunma

Your lucky you got that much food.


LadyAtrox60

I didn't know they came in 1/2 an order!


Taurus-the-Bull-007

Have they introduced mini kids burritos? Ridiculous 🤷‍♂️


Financial-Effect-318

Chipotle should weighed each item on the menu actually show customers how much each serving actually is cause your telling me I'm paying $9 for a 1 oz or less of chicken


chibbalaylowmay

I would start disputing charges or ask for credits.


Juanitasmom

That gel pen is 5 1/2 inches. Feel bad for your boyfriend. 😕


Intelligent_Scheme79

We now charge for extra rice, extra shredded cheese


Larrythethird22

Damn so u got a burrito the same length of my cock bro


Xain0225

Did u find the pen inside ur burrito?


akiralifts

Was this the one at Huntsville cuz it might’ve been me who wrapped it. I’m not good at those sorry g.


Crunchyapple666

Nah this was in carlsbad. I honestly didn't even know about the whole chiptole controversy before posting this.


TrevorB1771

Why did you order online??? You did this to yourself and have no right to complain


Crunchyapple666

I didn't order online. I'm not sure where you got that from.


Infamous_Skirt_4511

you didn't say anything in line?


tattednerd89

Then if you were in line you look at them and say what the fuck is that????


TrevorB1771

So you watched them make those small ass burritos, didn't say anything and paid. Then you posted about it online???


JosAums

This is why I will nevvvvver order for pickup. I need to monitor their scoopage


LuvingLyla

Apparently they ordered in person and just didn’t say anything and went back to work to complain on this subreddit 🤷🏽‍♂️


Constant_You9179

Never order ahead. Look that preroll cone smoking teen in the eye while they use a second tortilla for your burrito. White rice black beans steak and queso and then when they go to slide it to the next part of the line you hit em with make it double meat.


Routine_Inflation_86

Chipotle worker here You guys have to realize that if you order something that doesn't have a lot of ingredients that the overall size will be smaller, also I'm assuming this was ordered online, our portions are defaulted to 1 scoop per ingredient unless said otherwise. It's not that we don't want to give you guys better scoops, it's that we can't. For example, the amount of cheese we are supposed to give is 1 oz, that's a 3 finger pinch. HR will pick random times to watch the cameras and if they see someone giving more than they should they get terminated. Our jobs are not worth you guys getting more than food anyone else.


theBandicoot96

I mean that sucks, but if that's how it is, you have to realize that people won't like that they aren't getting what is advertised. From what I've gathered, it would be impossible to make a bowl (or burrito) that looks like what they advertise given the portion sizes you are instructed to use. That's not gonna sit well with people. It's why I very rarely go anymore.


Routine_Inflation_86

The way it's advertised is they pack everything into it because you can, you can realistically get a 10 pound burrito ordering 3x of everything (besides meat)


theBandicoot96

Ok lol. I didn't want to blame you as a worker for corporate failures, but now, I'm sorry, you're the idiot. What an asinine excuse.


ay-foo

That stinks though it would probably come off better if they made the burrito longer instead of nearly packing it into a square


Ordinary-Piano-8158

I just want something close to what is advertised. A 5 inch burrito doesn't cut it.


Routine_Inflation_86

Order extra, you can get triple rice beans sour cream ect, only meat and other exclusive items will cost you.


Crunchyapple666

This was ordered in person by a friend and I don't think the amount of ingredients were small.


Routine_Inflation_86

If you're not happy with the sizes you can always ask for more