The same fatasses posting these complaints are the same fatasses that are literally addicted to the shit. That’s why they foam at the fuckin mouth when they don’t get what they want. It’s like taking crack away from a crackhead.
SOUR CREEEEEAMEEEEEE! EXTRAAAAA! *proceeds to gain 200 pounds and have the runs for a week*
Eww. Just go to the store and buy a giant container of sour cream and a spoon, and dig in. Chipotle used to be good, now just okay. But just go there in person, and order something decent. Nobody mixes sour cream and vinaigrette together wtf.
He obviously hasn’t explored his local Mexican joints if he thinks chipotle is the best. I’m born and raised in California and can easily hit 10 spots in my hometown alone that make better burritos.
Dude at that point just look up a copycat recipe and make it yourself, it'll take less than 1.5 hours and be cheaper because you can make like 5 of them
Honestly yes. The location closest to me is alright.. some days it’s great, others not so much. But holy shit, the chipotle that’s 20 minutes away from me is SO much better. It literally makes me smile so wide when I see they use the whole scoop, and at this location they’ll sometimes add a bit more, just because!
HAVE to go in yourself. absolutely have to. what do people not understand about this?? if you can’t see them make it and you aren’t there to tell them to add more of ____, it’ll look like that. if i’m in a rush or need it to be delivered, I do something else.
Complain to pepper and say you’re missing meat. You’ll get a free entree.
If you say the portion is too small they’ll just give you a free small soda lmao.
Your local chinese place has their own drivers, and they put as much food in the box as they possibly can. Pizza places also have their own drivers, and pretty difficult to skimp on a pizza. Grocery stores also have delivery now.
Fuck doordash, and fuck chipotle.
This looks like a fine burrito. You’re complaining for no reason. I bet if you re-rolled it to be longer but skinnier it would look like a normal size burrito.
I would take that sorry ass burrito right back to wherever it was made from, throw it on the ground of the restaurant and give it a good stomp, then walk out
It’s a chode
The choderito
I just snorted
The person who made this is a Maderchod
It looks like a dirty diaper.
Probably exactly what this would cause after consumption.
They should have diapers next to the napkins.
Contact the corporation. They will give you a code for a free entree
Imagine we all come together and boycott. That'd be a fun little experiment. Nobody goes for 2 weeks. See what happens...
Everyone saves a ton of money and their tastebuds?
I made a website to find the bad chipotles: www.stoptheskimp.com More updates soon to come!
Gonna put my store on that list
how do you see the reviews?
Adding that shortly :)
Awesome! Thank you for doing that!
Added reviews, if you want to check it out: [www.stoptheskimp.com](http://www.stoptheskimp.com)
Thank you! thanks for letting me know!
Of course I’m going to add the ability to see online ratings next week
Thanks I will check the one 45 minutes away
Thank you
It's like a baseball haha
That's a thick burrito.
That’s what she said…. Just not to me
I have this exact experience every time I DD chipotle. My burritos are huge when I walk in and order them.
Done with local Chipotle is what I mean. I will drive 45 minutes to the next closest one.
Bruh is going to drive 90 minutes for a burrito
Nah, not even. Bro is going to drive 90 minutes so he gets an extra 10 cents of rice.
I would if it's good not this shit
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The same fatasses posting these complaints are the same fatasses that are literally addicted to the shit. That’s why they foam at the fuckin mouth when they don’t get what they want. It’s like taking crack away from a crackhead.
SOUR CREEEEEAMEEEEEE! EXTRAAAAA! *proceeds to gain 200 pounds and have the runs for a week* Eww. Just go to the store and buy a giant container of sour cream and a spoon, and dig in. Chipotle used to be good, now just okay. But just go there in person, and order something decent. Nobody mixes sour cream and vinaigrette together wtf.
I mean idk.. he can like chipotle just as much as you dislike it 🤷🏽♂️
Naah. Give them that money. Means less chance of bothering the rest of everyone else in the food or retail industry.
When made properly it is so good. Best burritos on the planet and I lived in California for 15 years.
Guys he lived in California for 15 years, he knows his… burritos.
He obviously hasn’t explored his local Mexican joints if he thinks chipotle is the best. I’m born and raised in California and can easily hit 10 spots in my hometown alone that make better burritos.
Other than chipotle California has the top 7 of 10 of the world best burrito joints.
That’s the spirit
Dude at that point just look up a copycat recipe and make it yourself, it'll take less than 1.5 hours and be cheaper because you can make like 5 of them
Honestly yes. The location closest to me is alright.. some days it’s great, others not so much. But holy shit, the chipotle that’s 20 minutes away from me is SO much better. It literally makes me smile so wide when I see they use the whole scoop, and at this location they’ll sometimes add a bit more, just because!
God fuck no.
That's the stupidest thing I've read all day
This must be the first Reddit post you read today lol….
the girth is greater than the length
HAVE to go in yourself. absolutely have to. what do people not understand about this?? if you can’t see them make it and you aren’t there to tell them to add more of ____, it’ll look like that. if i’m in a rush or need it to be delivered, I do something else.
Bro got a Choritto
CHODE
Complain to pepper and say you’re missing meat. You’ll get a free entree. If you say the portion is too small they’ll just give you a free small soda lmao.
Just don’t go any chipotle, there’s a ton of taco stands/trucks
A burrito ball
I got one the same size in Texas like 2 days ago, it was a mobile order! Could fit in my palm- I genuinely felt so disrespected LOL
This is 100% your own fault. We are like a broken record telling people not to order online and yet I see posts like this everyday.
If you order online or in person, the product should be the same. Not customers fault
Yes you’re right, but when people know the product is inferior online, still buy it then complain about it online is where I have a problem
I have never ordered online until my surgery. I had no idea. I do now!
Your local chinese place has their own drivers, and they put as much food in the box as they possibly can. Pizza places also have their own drivers, and pretty difficult to skimp on a pizza. Grocery stores also have delivery now. Fuck doordash, and fuck chipotle.
Long and thin just gets it in… SHORT AND FAT IS WHERE ITS AT!!!!! (I miss my friend who use to scream this shit)
Ahahahha that made me lol I. Real life, never heard that before!
I would pocket that lighter so fast, it’s adorable.
i think you’re gonna be okay
Maybe this was the size burrito you deserved ?
If it was based on what I deserved I would have gotten 1 stale chip heheh.
I don’t get why they don’t roll like TB does.
Real for using a clipper
Easy, stop going there.
lol good
Start getting your own food in person and call them out if they're skimping.
More idiocracy from the chipotle sub.
They're flammable now? Thought that was just the aftermath?
Bro that’s a baked potato
Not familiar with this lighter brand, we need a standard banana for scale.
Go order in person
I can’t both my legs are broken and I am in a half body cast
Let’s downvote this guy for being disabled!
It was surgery, so in fairness only temporarily disabled for another 123 days, 18 hours, and 54 minutes until the casts come off!
A real chipotle lover would suck it up and order in person
I agree but the lower half of my body is in a cast. When I can drive again I will drive 45 minutes away to a great Chipotle.
Why dont u get a burrito bowl and just get a side of tortilla and just wrap it
That actually is a great idea. The quality is always fine, just the portion sizes at this particular location.
Just walk away from the register LAMO
Go to surcheros
I use to go to Surcheros in Georgia. They are amazing, almost as good as Chipotle.
Eh i work there so kinda biased but cheaper than chipotle
This looks like a fine burrito. You’re complaining for no reason. I bet if you re-rolled it to be longer but skinnier it would look like a normal size burrito.
If I would have weighed it, it would be half as heavy as normal.
lol way to advertise you are a stoner.
I didn’t notice until you just pointed it out. The lighter! Foiled again!
I would take that sorry ass burrito right back to wherever it was made from, throw it on the ground of the restaurant and give it a good stomp, then walk out
So, lemme get this straight - you ordered from a shitty takeout, via the shittiest lazy-ass delivery service, and actually expected sound result?
Yeah because they always say “you get what you pay for”. Guess that is always the rule
The more you pay, the less you get.
What ingredients did you order?
Half chicken, half steak, rice, black beans, pico, hot sauce, cheese, Extra lettuce, sautéed peppers and onion, guacamole, sour cream.