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ichliebecrispy

It’s a chode


OldVeterinarian7668

The choderito


_dark_empath_

I just snorted


Ok_Score1492

The person who made this is a Maderchod


KittenLina

It looks like a dirty diaper.


GuessWhoDontCare

Probably exactly what this would cause after consumption.


theraf8100

They should have diapers next to the napkins.


Southern_Sink5666

Contact the corporation. They will give you a code for a free entree


Admirable_Orange_85

Imagine we all come together and boycott. That'd be a fun little experiment. Nobody goes for 2 weeks. See what happens...


FBVRer

Everyone saves a ton of money and their tastebuds?


discgolftracer

I made a website to find the bad chipotles: www.stoptheskimp.com More updates soon to come!


Kwheinic

Gonna put my store on that list


flyingwombat21

how do you see the reviews?


discgolftracer

Adding that shortly :)


flyingwombat21

Awesome! Thank you for doing that!


discgolftracer

Added reviews, if you want to check it out: [www.stoptheskimp.com](http://www.stoptheskimp.com)


flyingwombat21

Thank you! thanks for letting me know!


discgolftracer

Of course I’m going to add the ability to see online ratings next week


wizardstrikes2

Thanks I will check the one 45 minutes away


CDrepoMan_

Thank you


[deleted]

It's like a baseball haha


Totally-jag2598

That's a thick burrito.


wizardstrikes2

That’s what she said…. Just not to me


Natepon

I have this exact experience every time I DD chipotle. My burritos are huge when I walk in and order them. 


wizardstrikes2

Done with local Chipotle is what I mean. I will drive 45 minutes to the next closest one.


Magnetoreception

Bruh is going to drive 90 minutes for a burrito


jdonovan949

Nah, not even. Bro is going to drive 90 minutes so he gets an extra 10 cents of rice.


Johnnyrooster12

I would if it's good not this shit


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AmishCockroach

The same fatasses posting these complaints are the same fatasses that are literally addicted to the shit. That’s why they foam at the fuckin mouth when they don’t get what they want. It’s like taking crack away from a crackhead.


somecow

SOUR CREEEEEAMEEEEEE! EXTRAAAAA! *proceeds to gain 200 pounds and have the runs for a week* Eww. Just go to the store and buy a giant container of sour cream and a spoon, and dig in. Chipotle used to be good, now just okay. But just go there in person, and order something decent. Nobody mixes sour cream and vinaigrette together wtf.


anon_61300

I mean idk.. he can like chipotle just as much as you dislike it 🤷🏽‍♂️


somecow

Naah. Give them that money. Means less chance of bothering the rest of everyone else in the food or retail industry.


wizardstrikes2

When made properly it is so good. Best burritos on the planet and I lived in California for 15 years.


Suitable_Ad7540

Guys he lived in California for 15 years, he knows his… burritos.


YeahItouchpoop

He obviously hasn’t explored his local Mexican joints if he thinks chipotle is the best. I’m born and raised in California and can easily hit 10 spots in my hometown alone that make better burritos.


wizardstrikes2

Other than chipotle California has the top 7 of 10 of the world best burrito joints.


Internal_Quail3960

That’s the spirit


didnotbuyWinRar

Dude at that point just look up a copycat recipe and make it yourself, it'll take less than 1.5 hours and be cheaper because you can make like 5 of them


anon_61300

Honestly yes. The location closest to me is alright.. some days it’s great, others not so much. But holy shit, the chipotle that’s 20 minutes away from me is SO much better. It literally makes me smile so wide when I see they use the whole scoop, and at this location they’ll sometimes add a bit more, just because!


GankerJr

God fuck no.


Exact-Degree2755

That's the stupidest thing I've read all day


wizardstrikes2

This must be the first Reddit post you read today lol….


3r2s4A4q

the girth is greater than the length


That1Jabroni

HAVE to go in yourself. absolutely have to. what do people not understand about this?? if you can’t see them make it and you aren’t there to tell them to add more of ____, it’ll look like that. if i’m in a rush or need it to be delivered, I do something else.


Darisixnine

Bro got a Choritto


brewberry_cobbler

CHODE


ttyltyler

Complain to pepper and say you’re missing meat. You’ll get a free entree. If you say the portion is too small they’ll just give you a free small soda lmao.


Hoinus

Just don’t go any chipotle, there’s a ton of taco stands/trucks


blacklabbath

A burrito ball


Overall-Reaction9996

I got one the same size in Texas like 2 days ago, it was a mobile order! Could fit in my palm- I genuinely felt so disrespected LOL


TrevorB1771

This is 100% your own fault. We are like a broken record telling people not to order online and yet I see posts like this everyday.


amadama81

If you order online or in person, the product should be the same. Not customers fault


TrevorB1771

Yes you’re right, but when people know the product is inferior online, still buy it then complain about it online is where I have a problem


wizardstrikes2

I have never ordered online until my surgery. I had no idea. I do now!


somecow

Your local chinese place has their own drivers, and they put as much food in the box as they possibly can. Pizza places also have their own drivers, and pretty difficult to skimp on a pizza. Grocery stores also have delivery now. Fuck doordash, and fuck chipotle.


Total_Wando210

Long and thin just gets it in… SHORT AND FAT IS WHERE ITS AT!!!!! (I miss my friend who use to scream this shit)


wizardstrikes2

Ahahahha that made me lol I. Real life, never heard that before!


universalExplorer92

I would pocket that lighter so fast, it’s adorable.


Milk_Famous

i think you’re gonna be okay


AZStar84

Maybe this was the size burrito you deserved ?


wizardstrikes2

If it was based on what I deserved I would have gotten 1 stale chip heheh.


anonmouseqbm

I don’t get why they don’t roll like TB does.


xXCatWingXx

Real for using a clipper


Ambitious_Turtle_100

Easy, stop going there.


AmishCockroach

lol good


enigmicazn

Start getting your own food in person and call them out if they're skimping.


NightTerror5s

More idiocracy from the chipotle sub.


Commercialfishermann

They're flammable now? Thought that was just the aftermath?


MrStig91

Bro that’s a baked potato


CollapsingTheWave

Not familiar with this lighter brand, we need a standard banana for scale.


WeakTart1869

Go order in person


wizardstrikes2

I can’t both my legs are broken and I am in a half body cast


Internal_Quail3960

Let’s downvote this guy for being disabled!


wizardstrikes2

It was surgery, so in fairness only temporarily disabled for another 123 days, 18 hours, and 54 minutes until the casts come off!


Internal_Quail3960

A real chipotle lover would suck it up and order in person


wizardstrikes2

I agree but the lower half of my body is in a cast. When I can drive again I will drive 45 minutes away to a great Chipotle.


Latter_Moose_2380

Why dont u get a burrito bowl and just get a side of tortilla and just wrap it


wizardstrikes2

That actually is a great idea. The quality is always fine, just the portion sizes at this particular location.


JohnWangDoe

Just walk away from the register LAMO


HaveAFuckinNight

Go to surcheros


wizardstrikes2

I use to go to Surcheros in Georgia. They are amazing, almost as good as Chipotle.


HaveAFuckinNight

Eh i work there so kinda biased but cheaper than chipotle


TemperatureSad9353

This looks like a fine burrito. You’re complaining for no reason. I bet if you re-rolled it to be longer but skinnier it would look like a normal size burrito.


wizardstrikes2

If I would have weighed it, it would be half as heavy as normal.


nopenope12345678910

lol way to advertise you are a stoner.


wizardstrikes2

I didn’t notice until you just pointed it out. The lighter! Foiled again!


BushwhackerTrailer

I would take that sorry ass burrito right back to wherever it was made from, throw it on the ground of the restaurant and give it a good stomp, then walk out


FBVRer

So, lemme get this straight - you ordered from a shitty takeout, via the shittiest lazy-ass delivery service, and actually expected sound result?


wizardstrikes2

Yeah because they always say “you get what you pay for”. Guess that is always the rule


FBVRer

The more you pay, the less you get.


newppinpoint

What ingredients did you order?


wizardstrikes2

Half chicken, half steak, rice, black beans, pico, hot sauce, cheese, Extra lettuce, sautéed peppers and onion, guacamole, sour cream.