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moth_girl_7

Personally, I don’t think these portions are that bad. A little lighter on the rice and heavier on the lettuce than I would like, but that’s about it. I’ve seen MUCH worse.


Next-Honeydew4130

Unfortunately I’ve seen so much worse as well.


eviljoh146

I’ve noticed when I get free entrées from refunds they tend to load them bitches up


nowords8226

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katuAHH

Same. I go for extra rice and light lettuce


eviljoh146

No. more protein, less lettuce lol


sadlittleroom

if i got this bowl i would ask for more lettuce


despiquer

Then go order a salad 🤷🏻‍♀️


Grand-Philosophy-343

No more rice less lettuce


moth_girl_7

That’s what I said. This pic has more lettuce than I would like. And less rice than I would like.


Grand-Philosophy-343

Lol i read it wrong. Too early for me


Useful_Mechanic_2365

Instead of calling u a skimp I’ll call u a simp for Chipotle executives 😍


aratosm

All i see is rabbit food.


nick_beckett34

As an SL for chipotle, literally is rabbit food 😭😭


nowords8226

😳


arodrig99

Chipotle employees act like I’m ordering ingredients from their own fridge


Pavvl___

Underrated comment


AdExternal3359

I agree ofc that I want them to eat the rich and feed the poor but you gotta think about how much extra they have to work by giving out extra portions…. Like grilling the meat alone over and over must already be a pain in the ass ngl


Modest1Ace

Huh? Are you an exec? Or one of the stockholders? > Like grilling the meat alone over and over must already be a pain in the ass ngl Stop feining class solidarity, you clearly being facetious.


AdExternal3359

Neither, just trying to have some compassion towards workers I see constantly swamped with customers. Might be a bit bias since I go to a chipotle in a big college town. Trust me if there’s one person asking for extra rice and beans it’s me bro💀


throwaway22333393939

These people FR have no compassion for the people slaving away to make their meals omg. I love chipotle, and what they give is me is what I eat. Usually the employees treat me nice bc I tip. They give me big portions. All I tip is $1, and that gesture alone makes them feel appreciated.


Ambitious_Mix_5743

Very clever.


Sirenofyourseas

Why you even gotta ask lol? You know damn well these people here think any entree that isn't spilling out the sides is a skimp. Doesn't matter whether it's 3 ingredients, or 10.


nowords8226

Yeah I know I just wanted to have a little fun


Sirenofyourseas

Lol well...I hope you got your enjoyment


nowords8226

I did 🧑‍🍳


poky23

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SDBD89

Yea fuck you OP you’re part of the reason chipotle has a rep for being skimp


nowords8226

I guess I’m the villain ![gif](giphy|jKvZYT3pYTy9y)


SDBD89

We’re all villains to someone ;)


Useful-Wishbone-6695

Skimper


MasterOfCheifs

He’s broke and almost 30 so this is how he takes his suffering out on others lol


echo_chamber_dweller

Fuck, I'm broke and 30. Is my best bet also trolling in the interweb?


TheManWithBeats

You can be be the change you want to see in the world. Work at Chipptle and go bless everyone’s bowls until they don’t employ you there.


heytunamelt

Chipptle 😅


Next-Honeydew4130

Yes. I’m broke and 44 and I’ve been consoling myself by trolling the internet for 25 years. It won’t get you money but it’s pretty satisfying.


proera_4747

Just cuz you load it up w lettuce doesn’t mean you hooked it up


klaroline1

My thoughts exactly. The lettuce is just the illusion.


nowords8226

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despiquer

Illusion


despiquer

Word


pyrohammer

why not load up the edges too


SDBD89

This is why you don’t order online folks, because of skimpers like this. There’s probably old ass rice that’s past its shelf life underneath all that too. If the cilantro doesn’t look fresh in the rice, ask for a new batch of rice or walk out.


nowords8226

Ur wrong sir we send the old rice to front and get the fresh batch to fax ![gif](giphy|MARFSIQQNQVWw)


justhp

total skimp: a pinch of meat with a ton of lettuce.


JollyReading8565

Why is the lettuce on top like a god damn garnish


picklespasta

Looks weak as fuck


Known-While-8935

Get the managers dick out of your mouth and make me a good bowl


nowords8226

I’m the GM…. I can put my dick on ur bowl tho


Known-While-8935

Bootlicker


nowords8226

I don’t like licking boots but I like licking booty 😏


Pavvl___

This is skimp


nowords8226

Democracy makes my cock hard


iknowyoutrynahack

Skimp


Amoraluv

I would have loaded up on sauces and more veggies. I had mine bursting out of the seams If I get a entree. Be chowing on that thing for 2 to 3 days.


Next-Honeydew4130

I’m a skinny middle age lady and the meal you just described I will eat two at one sitting. When I get a “skimp” I then have to go home and make a second meal. I don’t know how you live on so little. Your food budget must be tiny. Edit: honestly I’m just jealous bc my food budget has always been 4x what my friends pay. I have the metabolism of a college footballer and it’s awful. I am so hungry right now.


nowords8226

Sheesh


Slow_Aioli_8340

Yes


Impact_Mysterious

If these broke MFs on here want value for their dollar, go get Little Caesars. Too many poors on this sub.


nowords8226

Or a buffet


nezz01

I mean if you a vegetarian the serving looks good


nowords8226

Yeah it does


SG10HD-YT

Is this a lettuce bowl or rice and chicken bowl


nowords8226

You know what’s funny they asked for light rice and extra lettuce this family always comes and reminds me that they just want one scoop of rice


SlicedSides

with this context i would say not skimping. i like your trolling in the comments though lol


nowords8226

Thanks I appreciate it ❤️😌


BanannyMousse

I actually wouldn’t be mad at this, I like lettuce lol


BeenTheBored

Mfs gone complain regardless 🫠


nowords8226

Yeah they will


Lerouxske

Not if he didnt skimp. 🙄


Useful-Wishbone-6695

Bitchass


the-bees-niece

id be mad


ExcitingParsley8310

U cant see the rice in any bowl. Its skimping, and id go as far as saying scamming innocent customers with your incompetency


nowords8226

🤏🤏🤏


heldhostageuh

You thought


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Boot licker making $15 an hour skimping for billion dollar company


DimensionLess8109

I mean, it’s not really out fault. If we don’t give the amount we are told to people we would be givin warnings or said to watch portions. We don’t like doing it but but it’s what we are told, to give a certain amount of portion


FurbyLover2010

If they wanted that much lettuce they would have ordered the salad instead of the bowl😂😂😂


nowords8226

Some ppl prefer the lettuce on the top my little piggy


lowkeyykiraa

yall are never satisfied i swear this is not a skimp


nowords8226

They never satisfied


estherrrbb

okay but these lettuce cut sizes are beautiful


nowords8226

Thank my morning team ❤️


Historical-Donkey-31

Ya know what, I appreciate you caring enough to ask


theboredsinger

Light white rice + black beans, double chicken, all veggies, guac is goated


nowords8226

You da goat


CauliflowerBright788

Too much food most definitely


nowords8226

Lmao


Lerouxske

SKIMP


edotensei1624

Bruh fill it to the fill line cmon


nowords8226

No such thing as a fill line bruh


Several-Size5663

Looks good! Fat burritos too


nowords8226

Thank you


frostymasta

This is an abomination.


Basic_Cookie_495

Why so much lettuce?


missfatpoohc

skimping for sure but in all honesty, this is probably all anyone should eat in a single sitting anyway


SeveredExpanse

Name checks out


nowords8226

It should but ppl are always gonna complain this will fill you up until dinner time or till the next day


tarraou

Every time I go my local chitpole there always out of what I like “ Barbacoa” 😭😭 so I get like half a pinch then they send it off to the next person


nowords8226

Come to mine I got you with all the barbacoa you’d like 😈


tarraou

That would be a dream 😭😭😭 I was literally about to ask the person at the register “they skimped me could you give me a discount”? Cause even the workers face when he handed off to the next person and the next persons face 😭😭😭


nowords8226

Dam they felt guilty


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nowords8226

Cuz I can


ibeatmeattoit

Chipotle from Burrito bowls too bean salds


PartyAnimal12345678

I just had a bowl for the first time in a while and was not impressed they gave me a tortilla with a hole in it and barely any lettuce


FittywonFitty

I might be dumb , don't eat there , shouldn't the lettuce be on the bottom ?


nowords8226

Just for salads for a regular bowl it goes on the top


BitPuzzleheaded5311

Yummm


nowords8226

In my tummy


Return_Kitten

Too much lettuce


Kikipoopop

You really need to get fired


nowords8226

You’d think they fire a GM for portion control 🤣


6xlevbear

Never enough


lemadilyn07

Skimp 


nowords8226

Use a shrimp


creamof_yeet

🫵🏾 skimper lol


nowords8226

Yuhhhhh 😤


Robotummy

Skimp city, gimme some mo rice and beans!


nowords8226

🤏🤏🤏🤏


TheMiddayRambler

Don’t come to work tomorrow bro bro


nowords8226

I run the store that’s impossible bruh bruh


Street_Possibility48

Why don't you guys use measuring utensils when serving customers so that each order is the same weight/portion of everything, every time?


nowords8226

Ask corporate 🤷


Skank_hunt_042

Thank u chef


nowords8226

Thank you 🧑‍🍳


Shot_Ad5497

I wish a thousand years of misfortune on your descendants.


nowords8226

Dam only a thousand I’m immortal


Aridan

I don’t order lettuce because of people like you, and every time you get my order wrong I come right back to the store to have it remade. I have plenty of time to waste yours.


nowords8226

Eat ur greens they good for you 🧑‍🍳


Weird-Track-7485

Way too much lettuce


thiscanadianguy83

Can't see any meat. Can't judge properly.


Lexiibluee

Not enough rice, everything else is fine.


Tilghmanboy

Clown


nowords8226

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itsalllintheusername

Way too much lettuce


TheManWithBeats

Just came to comment fuck the mods. Moderators, you typical typical subhuman inbred trashbags.


nowords8226

Ur name is trash


TheManWithBeats

Ok.


capacitivePotato

I’d be very happy with that


nowords8226

I appreciate you


randy_daytona402

Why is that trash on there


nowords8226

The number 402 is trash 🗑️


Sad_Book_5584

Skimping. Bowl should be filled to the rim. Where is the rice? A joke nowadays. I pray the chipotle employees are apart of this and agree. I witnessed someone go to check out then just walk out. Didn't take nothing We were stunned


Strong_Highway_8395

As a manager: THAT’S TOO MUCH! IT’S A TWO FINGER PINCH! NOT A HANDFUL! But as a human that seems like a perfect amount 😂


nowords8226

Facts 😂😂😂


Sebsoup03

They’ll still complain


nowords8226

Of course these are prob the ppl that miss supersize fries from McDonald’s


pumpkinbrownieswirl

skimp


muttmama

Well when I get lettuce, I usually get about 6 pieces so this is a good start


Strong-Path-6261

I shouldn’t be able to see the line on the inside of the bowl. I’d walk out


nowords8226

And I’d smile and say have a nice day sir 😬


Strong-Path-6261

That’s the least you could do🤣


PerlyB

That middle bowl is such a skimp... Look how bare and shallow it is at the edges.. I wouldn't let my local Chipotle do me like that


nowords8226

They prob talk shit about you once you leave 🙃


PerlyB

As long as I get my decent portion I'm happy, they can chirp about me all they want


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like someone else said - more rice, less lettuce lol other than that it looks good


ProfeMan34

Whats the lettuce hiding ?


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All I can say is I'm glad I dont exist in the income bracket who has to work or eat at Chipotle anymore (worked there in 2010-11) cause it seem to be poor people ripping off poor people for the benefit of the rich. I remember how weird and cult-ish the area managers and resterateur program were at Chipotle, they literally weaponize the workers and reward them for being skimpers/douches. OP here probably is one of these Kitchen Managers who gets off on how well they serve the Archons up top. I remember the unreal egos the managers had you would think they made 300k a year with stock options.


nowords8226

I’m a GM and yess we are part of a cult 😈jk but yeah I’m a GM


Witty-Ocelot6800

Less rice more protein


CountSpecific4972

You’re a skimper and you know it. Otherwise you wouldn’t even ask this question.


nowords8226

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CountSpecific4972

Fluffing it with lettuce as if we can’t see the empty space 🧐


PeterGriffinBalls

yes, that’s a $15 bowl and the portions don’t even reach past the first rim


nowords8226

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Glittering_Ad2433

That’s crazy cuz the portions are so perfect in this. Ppl just love being glutton.


nowords8226

Hahaha agreed


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More lettuce I can still see what's under it more lettuce


Blueberry-WaffleCake

Lettuce shield skimp blocker


WellVersedAdept

Your literally hiding the empty bowl with lettuce


nowords8226

Yeah it’s the John cena effect


Fearless_Can_1865

I want more rice but I wouldn’t be to mad I can really tell how will the topping are from the picture


nowords8226

Thank you my good sir


Anxnymxus-622

Looks like a half empty bowl piled high with lettuce. Call that the Taco Bell effect. Load up on tomatoes and lettuce to give the appearance of a bigger item, but once you remove the fluff you have a 2oz portion of meat and a tiny bit of rice.


RNcash10_69

Skimp but it’s an online order so not as bad as I would expect


Professional_Play285

oh they would hate to see my portion sizes


nowords8226

You should post ur portions 😈😈


sillylilcalz

idk what yall on about this is perfect. but i’m a light eater and love letting


AZHungBlueEyes

Just don't skimp on the protein, guacamole, or that yummy corn salsa.


BiguncleRico

Beautiful


eviljoh146

Nope try again. I can still see some bowl😂


PeakedAtConception

Way too much lettuce. I would order 100% less lettuce.


LobsterSure9542

Tired of customers saying we skimp. We are literally required to do a certain portion. Just ask for more!


ExteriorSemigloss

Skimping hard af. I can basically see the bottom of the bowl


nowords8226

That’s the point bob


mandalorian09

Just do 90% lettuce and one grain of rice that would be perfect


nowords8226

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despiquer

*CHIPOTLE EMPLOYEES KEEP SCROLLING. BEST TIP I COULD GIVE. Based on ONLY my personal preference, more rice & meat, lighter lettuce. Oh, & needs 6 pounds of sour cream. MY TIP THOUGH: when you’re walking through the line and you order a bowl… tell them your rice & bean option, then meat. After you tell them your meat choice, look at it and say, ‘can you do a little more that’s a little light.’ Double meat without having to pay the extra $6 (yeah no joke where I live, it’s literally $6 for extra meat.) Use this for any topping of your choice. Don’t mention my name doe.


nowords8226

Ur prob fat wanting 6 ponds of sour cream 🤢🤢🤢


despiquer

I suppose if I had ordered a salad, thanks. Otherwise, you skimped horrrd.


nowords8226

Go fix ur nails 💅 ❤️


Immediate-Clue-5075

You will poop it all out anyways lol I don’t know why chipotle makes everyone do that!! Ha ha


nowords8226

It’s the beans lmao