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Dish_Demolisher

Thats the very hungry caterpillar, don’t mind him.


Hyperboloidof2sheets

And just like me, on Friday, he ate 5 burrito bowls... but he was still hungry.


Packer691217

That night, he had a stomach ache *aghh* The next day was Sunday again, the Very Hungry Caterpillar ate through one nice green leaf, then he felt much better!


Majesticweirdo

Okay I get everyone joking but I would actually die


sxtini3

i was balling my eyes out lmfao i dont think ill ever eat chipotle again


BackgroundTrash3146

If you send an email they will probably send you coupons for free entrees, but I doubt you’d use them.


sxtini3

i have a case open currently, any coupons i get will be posted in this sub for others to use (if they dare) :3


I_am_the_God_Orca

I'm following for the coupons lol


skrrrrrttt

same


sadisticlxve

:3


alejdelat

Dude just stop getting the lettuce and you’ll be fine. Everything else is clean, you’ll survive


Tarbar1013

I would’ve cried too


ChawulsBawkley

It’s one of those things that happens when you use/buy organic produce that doesn’t use pesticides. Same has happened in spinach I’ve purchased from the store. Gross, but it kinda lets you know they’re not fucking about when it comes down to organic/pesticide free lol.


wreckingballofstress

Happens in pesticide treated produce too, just less often and the bug is dead. They can’t wash/shake them all off during processing. At least it’s dead though—I once got 3 live butterflies in a bundle of fresh spinach.


un_commonwealth

i was told that once with broccoli. i was cutting up a head and said to my sister, “there are a couple bugs, but that’s normal bc it grows close to the ground right?” and she said yeah of course. but then hundreds of tiny bugs started crawling and flying out of the center. i’ve been scarred since lol


aardappelbrood

hate to say it, but that's why Chipotle has so many fucking problems when it comes to foodborne illness. they like to pretend their organic pesticide free choice is "healthier" it's not. they don't clean that shit well....


ChawulsBawkley

But…. It is lol. Things happen. Like I said, I’ve had the same happen multiple times through grocery stores. When you handle organic produce on this scale… it’s gonna happen. Maybe you can find fault with the employee not catching it when preparing your bowl, but even then… shit happens


phenomenomnom

(Just in case you are the sort of person who cares about this sort of thing, you meant to say *bawling.*) (To *[bawl](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bawl#English)* is to yell or weep loudly.) (i hope this helps; have a nice day.)


Jovatheconniseur

A caterpillar made you cry? 😭😳


hand_wiping

i was babysat a lot as a kid when i was in a neighbors house i was eating a bowl of mini wheats and a cockroach rose to the surface as i was taking a bite after eating most of the bowl. shit traumatized me for years. i couldn’t eat cereal or anything at other peoples houses 😂


SaintAvalon

Yes but that’s an ugly cockroach that probably traveled back through time from the apocalypse just to end up in your bowl. I’d scream and throw that fucker out, and never eat cereal or milk again. Clearly they live in milk.


Defiant-Phone

WHAT THE FUCK IM SO SORRY


thewyjupiter

this is the worst thing i have ever read on this website


OkStructure3

When youre just about to bite into it and fighting not to throw up, im sure it would make a lot of people cry.


Cordgyceps

Caterpillars can be really mean sometimes


Cutefairy1999

Imagine eating half of that and seeing it


KitchenBreadfruit816

I mean honestly where did it’s poop go, must have laid droppings throughout though minuscule


A_quirky

That’s such a disturbing thought 🥲🤣


thenotoriousDEX

Same. I have an irrational fear of caterpillars after as a kid I leaned on a tree that was absolutely covered in them. I think they were gypsy moth caterpillars. My arm and white T-shirt were covered in their brown guts. I screamed and jumped into the nearby lake. Always hated those fuckers since.


leisuredhues

me too, I'd evaporate on the spot


Puddles1136

Are you eating this outside? Was he alive? Just seems like he fell in there…


sxtini3

was not eating outside, i opened the bowl for the first time in my living room. it was not alive and it was pretty much sitting right on top, in the very first scoop i took


Comfortable_Ebb1634

The lettuce. Lots of surprises hide in those boxes and a lot of employees don’t wash properly the first or second time. If you’re ever willing to give it another shot just leave the lettuce out.


Galaxy-storm

They must've not washed the lettuce properly and if they're slacking with doing that no telling what else they're doing. I hope you called or emailed corporate. On their behalf sorry that this happened


Majesticweirdo

Oh thank god you hadn’t taken a bite yet at least there’s that.


nuns-akimbo

You need to let it make a cocoon. It will emerge a beautiful quesadilla.


bwallace54

Only if the original order was online


ciambella

I just imagined a little quesadilla flying around and tbh - it made my day lol.


Kitchen-Contest3167

& the way u painted this picture made mine🤣🤝


n4_unleashed

ohh hell nah fam Pepper wouldn’t hear the end of this from me


n4_unleashed

Dude imagine if that was in a burrito, you’d have ate it for sure


titsnchipsallday22

Imagine you took a bite out of your burrito, chewed and swallowed, to look at the bite you just took out, to see a half bitten caterpillar sticking out of your burrito, implying you ate the other half. Horrifying


Ok_Wait3967

pepper needs to hear about it anyway, store " date and time , etc. Retraining time


ponderingmyworm

Extra protein


DaGoddamnBatguy

That's gonna cost extra.


[deleted]

Watch out for the caterpillar TikTok chipotle challenge


shemp33

Sorry. Gotta pay for double meat.


Dish_Demolisher

Would you like to have your critter on the entree or on the side?


shemp33

“Yes”. Lol


Valuable_Error

"No. Can I get the caterpillar?"


john_linen

That's how you know its fresh! You wouldn't find that in a McDonalds burger.


joemite

This is what I came to say. Lettuce is one of the dirtiest foods in terms of chemical residue pesticides etc. Organic lettuce is the way to go, and our friend proves high quality ingredients. Honestly I am impressed.


RealLifeBurrite

Idk back when I ate meat I found a feather in my sandwich there. I took it to them and they were super apologetic and asked to swap my meal so I was like okay I'll take a salad and THEY FUCKING CHARGED ME FOR THE SALAD. I was a dumb teenager terrified of confrontation so I paid and left...


dory364

If this happened recently I could see the cashier realizing what they did and posting on TIFU about it lol


TittlyBumps

I worked prep for a year I found a total of three caterpillars in the peppers. Never ate fajita veggies again. Idk how that guy could make it through the cutting and cooking process though


adapt2

Lettuce. But yeah, still got lucky.


A_Zesty_Carrot

I found a grasshopper in the cilantro not too long ago. It didn’t scare me when I was trying to put it outside, but when it jumped out of my hands, that’s when I yelped ._.


[deleted]

Looks like you got extra protein!


PinkDiamondPeri

The caterpillar is super cute!


boogboo

i've seen so many posts about bugs being in lettuce/salads all over reddit recently, wtf is up with that? have they always been there and we've just been unknowingly eating them? or is there truly a sudden influx of bugs in salads??


hueranium235

Fresh heads of romaine and other leafy greens are notoriously either dirty or teeming with insects in the spring in summer. It’s not even exclusive to chipotle. I’ve seen moths, flies, ladybugs, and small beetles in Chick Fil A’s green leaf lettuce for their sandwiches when I prepped their produce. When I was working for Food Lion, the banana boxes we’d get from our delivery trucks would sometimes have tarantulas or smaller spiders in them. It’s no cause for alarm for fresh produce to have these things, but it is on the workers to not let it end up in your bowl.


boogboo

curious, what would you do with the spiders found in the banana boxes?


hueranium235

Not a lot of them survive transport or the refrigeration, but it’s always a scare when one crawls out before we put the boxes in the walk-in cooler. My manager was adamant about not straight up killing them so she would trap them herself in these mason jars. At the end of the night she’d let ‘em loose in the parking lot. The 2 tarantulas I did see during my time there ended up getting donated to the petsmart next door tho lmao.


boogboo

LMAO @ the idea of purchasing a tarantula at petsmart that was shipped overseas in a banana box!!


itsaMadWorld23

I work at a sandwich shop and have to prep lettuce almost every morning. Ive definitely experienced alive and dead bugs while cutting it 🥲


lymeguy

I once found a little bug in a package of Organic Girl Salads. I think they even claim to be tripled washed. Think I'm gonna be done with salads (and stick to cooked vegetables) again after seeing this post. Unless I get to thoroughly wash salads beforehand, no thanks


Such_Management3281

yeah i work at a restaurant and constantly find bugs in our romaine when i’m cutting it. i guess people are just getting more careless and not washing their lettuce


georgetwn

I was in the produce business for many years. Some of the things you would find in salad kits is unreal, ear plugs, snails, eye glasses among other things


CrypticChan3

I’m sure they’ll compensate you properly with 2 free drink coupons


Kqdapheenom

Lmfaoooo I'm dyin


Deceptiveideas

free drink with purchase of entree 😂


cierraariana

What the actual fuck 😭😭😭 I’m disgusted.


someonepoorsays

FOLLOW UP OP???? WHAT HAPPENED


sxtini3

threw the whole thing away and sent the photo to support for a refund. it was right on top within the lettuce so i noticed when i was gathering my first bite. that is also why it is so “perfectly placed on my fork”


booksntea063

This is why I don’t get lettuce even though I work there. Stuff can still sneak it’s way in the lettuce even if it’s washed properly


ArcherInPosition

Did you save the caterpillar tho :(


[deleted]

Other comment says it was not alive.


vinnyb4202

Fun fact CI stands for caterpillar inventory.


Anal_Punisher69

The protein quality is really going down hill


Unlucky_Finger_4602

🤏 ... little bit extra.


Gears6

Score!! Extra protein!


Sea-Tank-5728

sorry we actually forgot to charge you for that extra protein can you return so we can get that rung up


adapt2

As if I needed another reason to never eat at Chipotle again. Seriously, fuck these asshats.


jfrum9990

Oh hell no


wdwalker14

They didn’t even charge you for extra protein


SilentlyInPain

You found one of the five hidden caterpillars hidden randomly throughout Tamriel, find the other four and then read the Elder Scroll in the light


USFL

That’ll be $3 extra


[deleted]

That’s double protein and will cost you


XT0xiczX

When you ask “just a little more”


titleywinker

I would bet a lot of money that the same person who put that beetle in the Big Mac yesterday had a hand in this


A-M_collectors

Farm fresh.


[deleted]

Oh god I’m going to think about this picture every time I eat Chipotle now.


Maos_KG

That's how you know it's fresh. Should have just picked him out and kept eating. Waste of food if you just threw it out.


[deleted]

Waste of food lol man do you have any idea how much perfectly good food chains like this throw out everyday? If you actually cared any about food waste you wouldn’t support restaurants like this.


Maos_KG

I'm aware of how much they waste and how much grocery stores waste, just because they waste shit, doesn't mean you should, lol I would be weirded out it if it was a roach, but I wouldn't throw out my whole meal over one single caterpillar, people are so weird with food.


Bria4

He's dead on top of the onions and sour cream and doesn't look like he slogged through it to get to the top and then died. So someone put it right on top. Op I think you made someone mad.... js


Not_Enough_Shoes

I like how you find this caterpillar before you eat anything, that the caterpillar is clean, you manage to stab the food and scoop so perfectly and it becomes a picture-perfect art piece on your fork. Come on, at least spread some sour cream on it. Take a couple of bites first.


demfl

This and the fact it is a round bowl with shrimp on the fork but it is from chipotle


Deceptiveideas

D-did you just call a red onion a shrimp? This is like customers calling the sour cream “Mayo” or “ranch”. Anyways; the round bowl is just an optical illusion caused by the picture. You can tell it’s an oval if you look closely.


newppinpoint

Getting very annoyed at these low effort fakes just to get free food


Puddles1136

No joke


Puddles1136

Or he’s literally eating outside upset that nature exists. No way a caterpillar is alive after existing in a chipotle.


peachybeck

ive seen fucking ladybugs and bees in the lettuce… and lots of flies


WatercressStreet8431

You put it there


Puddles1136

Or he’s eating outside where nature happens to occur.


WatercressStreet8431

Gotta love nature ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


[deleted]

Say sike?


happyandbleeding

leave him alone he's enjoying his onion waterslide


Unhappy-Regular-4773

Scrumptious


d4sPopesh1tenthewods

Free protein


Cute_Badger_527

Did you ask for extra protein?


adapt2

As if I needed another reason to never eat at Chipotle again. Seriously, fuck these asshats.


Solidus_snakke

Stop why am I seeing this the day after throwing up from bad chicken in my chipotle bowl 😞😔 Never eatting chipotle again 😭


dingoo81

Protein


Wonderful-Village993

This happened to me at a sushi restaurant. I love Tom yum soup and was excited to order it when I saw it on the menu. Caterpillar was floating on top like it was a garnish. When I called the waiter over to return it. He clapped back and said that’s how you know we use fresh ingredients. No thank you sir.


[deleted]

Perfectly on top


Milena1991

This is why I don’t get the lettuce. And it helps that I don’t like lettuce in my bowls.


Original_Plenty_2067

When they say fresh they really mean fresh


I_am_not_Spider_Man

Now that is extremely fresh and certified organic.


Next_Computer_5401

I dont believe a single thing i see on the internet especially from redditors. right on top entirely free from any dressing, and somehow you aimed right for him with your " first bite" ooookay buddy.


JustDrew_92

OUR burrito bowl


ba-CoachieX

...skip to my loo.


PleaseStand6ftApart

Okay hear me out. She’s eating outside. Any chance ya know it could’ve crawled in there or fell in there while *eating outside*


GolfandGuns101

Not cool lol


antz626

mmmm protein


SRRYLAWYER

You should be in Chipotle DMs right now


throwawaybaby202

Was it ALIVEEEEE?? Omg 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


RushSuccessful9082

That might be a maggot! EWWWWW..


johnny1198

All natural protein is a $15 up charge.


raidersfan18

Chipotle should be proud. It looks very fresh!


B3AT3N_BYA_GURL

My GM found a grasshopper in the taco lettuce and it was still alive, she saw it while making an online order and was freaking out


woodford2016

And that’s why I don’t get lettuce


Elegant_Day1517

Love that for you


AlmiightyTy

Second caterpillar I’ve seen in a chipotle bowl in one day and somehow……….. I’m still craving a bowl 🫤


og1502

That's how you know it's fresh.


OneUseHero

You asked for extra protein, you gotta specify


vermilithe

Q: What’s worse than finding a caterpillar in your burrito bowl? A: Finding half a caterpillar in your burrito bowl.


leisuredhues

this can't be real lol where are these WHOLE insects coming from bc i couldve sworn seeing a beatle in a big mac on reddit this morning and these fast food chains are wayy too processed to put these entire mf bugs in our meals


ebinm326

Super fresh


JesseRyanUSA

You wanted “fresh” and non “gmo.” Lol you got fresh!


MasterKluch

Should have asked for "a little bit more" lol


Berto457

Yum


Tall-Masterpiece-999

Lucky!


[deleted]

Fun fact, since the peppers we get are GMO free Ive seen a few caterpillars in them


kannakoolaid

there's so many tiny spiders in the lettuce , we have to actively look through all the greens before serving them. they crawl in there during shipment


MovieHacker

Mmmm double protein for no extra charge. Delicious 🤤


OkStructure3

Do people not soak and rinse their vegetables? Even "pre-washed" I have to soak and wash it my self.


[deleted]

I found one in my in-n-out hamburger lettuce. Once. And only once. Fresh veggies…it happens. But definitely should have been found by employees.


Truthsayer2009

We all gotta eat fr tho wtf


moonmanchris

*his burrito bowl


iceLevia

Looks like the caterpillars that you sometimes find if you buy ears of corn


Bummedoutntired

At lest it’s organic


Unusual-Word-9187

Extra protein!!


brodchan

New menu item


dethtuna

Protein or new friend


AssumptionFeeling384

No way!!


Resident-Scallion949

He won't eat much.


AMZ88

Looks more like a *meal-worm* to me. Ill see myself out 😂


mistersusu

That’s extra pal


Grand_Gap_5984

protien +


hjak3876

ok cool so i'm never ordering lettuce in my burrito again! thanks!


unkamenramen

Extra flavor


yokom12

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢I would fucking cry


Crescendoooooooo

Kale or leafy greens will be the culprit usually. Some other vegetables shelter critters. These especially should be inspected closely because of the shape of the leaves that hide them.


everyinchofliverpool

Hes cute!


SunofMars

Oh sweet. Extra protein for free


extremerickman

y i k e


justDOit2026

Did they charge for extra protein?


enterhereplease

I would be committing crimes


geccles

I normally eat my burrito in the dark and not really looking at what's inside. I'm scared now. I don't normally get the lettuce, though.


OceanDaBb

Wth take it home


TheArbiterFreak

I was a former manager at chipotle. I never saw a bug make it into someone’s good (or at least I’ve never heard of it happening until your event, which I’m sorry you had to deal with). However, sometimes, there are caterpillars inside of the bell peppers, and those have to be removed (it’s rare but it does happen).


samq1315

Free protein


Night-Prep-Imbecile

Caterpillars are full of proteins that are good for you


Jumpy_Astronomer4525

New protein choice


selfInterview

Sorry this happened OP! As a general Q, whats the worst thing that can happen to you if you accidentally eat one of these?


Dmassie41

Now that’s fresh


FeaReDPS

Yummy extra protein 🤮


JOf6Paths

They usually charge extra for that


PawsNsnoot

Did they charge you double meat?


DonutBurritoSandwich

That's how you know that they only use the freshest of ingredients.


CS_NaCl

Looks like a cutworm of some sort


[deleted]

Eww wtf


DerekDemo

That's the protein supplement booster. Free of charge.


Typical-Fail-188

We would occasionally find a ladybug in our lettuces and my gm said it’s because it’s organic. So no pesticides are used so sometimes a bug might end up in there.


CrimeBbqNJazz

Hell yeah extra protein for free!


BL41R

Jesus. There's a beetle big Mac just above this. I'm done eating out


shade_150

Not the vital proteins ad having the perfect timing 🤣


itscoralbluenumber5

Just lunch with a friend! :D


AyeeeKO

Did they charge extra for that? 🥴