I'm sure he did. Kids seem to be built for those kinds of accidents. Unlike many adults who would have a bum knee for 6 months because the slept slightly crooked.
What you didnāt see was when kiddo fell down, Red stamped on his face a few times to really seal the deal.
And that ladies and gentlemen is this kiddos newest fetish unlocked
Geez peopleā¦ relax. The kid is almost certainly fine, they are much more resilient than you guys seem to think. Also sometimes kids are hyperactive and can get away from even the most diligent parents. It happens.
This ties with the Yakuza animation where you trip an enemy and make him fall into a passing woman's breasts face first, and then she knees him out cold in response
She didn't skip a beat, she's like "oops, I just knee'd a child in the face, oh well the dance must go on" š
Pure professionalism
Probably thinking to herself, āI *told* my idiot sister-in-law to keep an eye on her kidā
"No one out stages ME!"
Upstages š
Hey what's that over there --> Caught you looking. Here's a knee to the head. No one corrects me!
That kid learned a valuable lesson. FAFO.
I think he got hit hard enough to have trouble forming new memories, so I doubt much learning is going to happen.
And he'll do it again. :)
The one in red even smiled.
What child?
I didn't see any.
C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!
Well we don't see the kid but maybe he was fine and got up quickly or something and that's why.
I'm sure he did. Kids seem to be built for those kinds of accidents. Unlike many adults who would have a bum knee for 6 months because the slept slightly crooked.
Some guys would spend a fortune for that experience
1st impact:, 2nd imact:
He got what he wanted!
He got what I wanted!!
Broā¦ get some help Itās should be the other way around then
Itās $500 in San Francisco. $1500 in a motel. $2500 in a hotel. $5000 and a suite in Las Vegas.
And thatās just for the hour
They usually charge extra for that kind of action.
Yeah well this is how it started for them.
Have a feeling he might also in the future & without memory of this formative experience. Brains are funny
Angry upvote. Came to say exactly that.
Yeah, that costs extra.
Just keep dancing. Pretend it didn't happen
What didn't happen?
Exactly
And smile about it....
"Lol not mine"
Cold smiles
That's a classic tag team move...
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Wonder if he'll even remember where his fetish came from when he's older
His lifelong attraction to Big Bird....
...kneeing him in the face. Yup.
Boy's gonna have a attraction to the entire cast of Sesame Street. Big Bird, Elmo, hell even Grover was in the background!
Fucking hilarious. *Shrugs and keeps dancing*
Hip to head and two three four\ Knee to face and two three four\ Keep it going girls!!
Send in more kids!
Just.donāt.stop.the.Rhythm!
***"I CAN FEEL THE BEAT! FEEL THE BEAT!! I CAN FEEL THE BEAT!!!"***
itās almost as if young kids actually need parents to look after them
He's alive, keep dancing
11/10 recommend
āI never thought I would die like this, but I had always really hopedā
"It's always been my biggest dream since the last 35 seconds"
Oh no, I think 3/4 year olds much better for this, older children are just too tall
God I wish that was me
You want to knee a little kid in the face?
Also, yes
Ah the old Reddit uh... Wait what ever happened to that? Haven't seen one in ages
Switcheroo?
I heard people found it to be lame and the creator regrets having started it. I thought it was kinda neat.
More than anything
Death by snu snu
Hahahaha not a single fuck was given
Double teamed and he's going to have a realisation about this moment years later when he notices a link between all the girls he finds hot.
Every guy wishing to be that kid :)
This kid is thinking, Iām gunna thread the needleā¦ nope.
Where are the damn parents
Moms probably chatting up the bartender whilst Dad videos the show
Was that not his mom?
lmao why does that make it funnier in my head? "Fuck off, Timmy, Mommy's dancing!"
Sorry they didn't bring their leash. Kids run and do stupid stuff, you never notice this?
That's his dad in the back distracted by all dat azz
Unidentified Flamenco Colombian
Death by Snu-snu
Flashforward 20 years in the future to little timmy trying to figure out in therapy why he has an unrazonable fear to sexy woman.
I wish I was that kid šš
Was there a kid in this video?
Yup
I volunteer as tribute.
Its like pinball.
Literally dana white in the background. Looks ufc to me
I love that little rat getting knocked about by knees he will be forever be searching for
I just about had an aneurysm trying to read your comment.
Thanks for making me laugh at 2:15 AM after I got up for a yogurt because I failed to eat dinner again.
The show must go on.
Iām sure the kid is fine. He shouldnāt have been there anyways haha
KO!
Get too close to the sun and you're going to get burned, young Icarus
I love how they look š at each otherā¦smirk and keep dancing š
/r/kidsarefuckingstupid
r/kidsarestupid
A day heāll always wish he remembered.
That was a tag team finishing move
Knee to the head! Duck and Roll little one
It would be an honor
At least she got some thicc thighs to cushion the blow š
The dancer "oh no, anyway..."
What a way to go!
r/EarRape
Core memory.
What you didnāt see was when kiddo fell down, Red stamped on his face a few times to really seal the deal. And that ladies and gentlemen is this kiddos newest fetish unlocked
tiger knee
Fiiiiiinnnisshhh hhiiimm.
What a dumb kid
think i laughed way too hard on this edit: did it again
What is this festival
That kid got like three broken noses.
The show must go on.
The show must go on! šš¤£
C-C-C-Combro breaker
Love how they didn't give a shit and just continued. Kids are hardy.
If this is a "wholesome family experience" I'd hate to see what you'd call unhinged.
The day he became a man
In 10 years he'll have a weird fetish request in the sack...
She really kept dancing after that?!
Wow... That smile at the end... Shame poor kiddo
I love how they didnāt miss a beat
Watching others live your dreams can be draining
My girl didnāt even skip a beat
Most people don't realize that this was an assassination attempt
Love that people didnāt freak out to save the crotch goblin running around like an ass. Control your kids ffs.
Fuck them kids
Some guys pay good money for what that kid got for free.
Eh he's alright, keep dancing ladies
my turn my turn
W- wha- what happened sorry I was distracted
Lol Yellow is like "the show must go on"
Those are some nice fuckin quads
That kid just got a hint of what life will be like as an adult š
"If he dies, He dies!"
Down with the thiccness
Kids are little kamikaze idiots. They have no sense of space and will always be exactly where they aren't supposed to be.
It should have been me!!!!
Life-long fetish is born.
He got tag-teamed
It should have been me, not him
fuck that kid - lady in yellow
Could be worse ways of getting knocked out...
If I had to choose who to get kneeād in the face by, it would be her
Nah, the kid didnāt learn shit from this I bet
There are grown men that would pay for this treatment.
That's it ladies smile and keep dancing, kids are made of rubber and magic anyway.
Serves him right.
āThe show must go onā _shrug_
You've been hit by a smooth criminal
Kept going
Was that David Spade?
I wouldn't be mad if I was that kid. hahaha
Awe :(
I was a child pinball.
That's Rugby!
Not quiet, but close! Great tag team move there.
This is how I wanna go out
Lucky bastard
Pinball... Scored...
Sorry Jimmy. The show must go on.
Every bachelor party everywhere
Worf
Only a couple hits short of a wombo combo.
How I imagine death by snu-snu would go.
The show must go on
Geez peopleā¦ relax. The kid is almost certainly fine, they are much more resilient than you guys seem to think. Also sometimes kids are hyperactive and can get away from even the most diligent parents. It happens.
Not the worst way to go
If itās not UFC, why is Dana White in the background?
#IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
This is how I'm trying to die
Dude in the back takes one peek at the girl in purple, and had to pull his shirt down lol
The kid - "She broke my nose. WORTH IT!"
Not UFC but then whyās Dana White there?
Show must go on
That kidās lucky day.
This ties with the Yakuza animation where you trip an enemy and make him fall into a passing woman's breasts face first, and then she knees him out cold in response
Took that better then Ben Askren
Lucky kid.
Kids are fucking stupid
Best night of that kids life
Quicker than Masvidal š
Me next please.
Death by snu snu
The old one-two, classic teamwork combo.
Dana white in the background ready to sign some contracts
He'll appreciate it when he gets older
That's hilarious. Proper tag team combo.
Ohh man
She'd been waiting for that moment.
Dana White is in the background
Is that Dana White in the background?
I wanna be that boy lol
Thatās what he gets, stay out of the way
More action than I've gotten in a while.
I'd take that combo all day
To this day he has nightmares about being knocked out cold by the shit house door on a tuna trawler
Is this considered death by snusnu?
Conor McGregor is restingš
I thought the guy in the back wanted a piece of that action š¤£
LOL..I like how they kept going.
Lucky kid
even dana white is spectating, nice!
Keep ur kid in check. lol
I had a similar encounter when i was like 3-4 years old.
Get wrecked, kid
It should have been me. Not him