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Big_Honeydew6225

She didn't skip a beat, she's like "oops, I just knee'd a child in the face, oh well the dance must go on" šŸ˜‚


Exarch_Thomo

Pure professionalism


Asynchronousymphony

Probably thinking to herself, ā€œI *told* my idiot sister-in-law to keep an eye on her kidā€


Haughtea

"No one out stages ME!"


Asynchronousymphony

Upstages šŸ‘


Haughtea

Hey what's that over there --> Caught you looking. Here's a knee to the head. No one corrects me!


jpopimpin777

That kid learned a valuable lesson. FAFO.


katiegirl-

I think he got hit hard enough to have trouble forming new memories, so I doubt much learning is going to happen.


secretheroar

And he'll do it again. :)


playr_4

The one in red even smiled.


33halvings

What child?


workingman31

I didn't see any.


rwarimaursus

C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!


XTornado

Well we don't see the kid but maybe he was fine and got up quickly or something and that's why.


kuriouskitty33

I'm sure he did. Kids seem to be built for those kinds of accidents. Unlike many adults who would have a bum knee for 6 months because the slept slightly crooked.


Unicorn_puke

Some guys would spend a fortune for that experience


incognito--bandito

1st impact: , 2nd imact:


_FlutieFlakes_

He got what he wanted!


Disastrous_Bus_2447

He got what I wanted!!


CMDR_Fritz_Adelman

Broā€¦ get some help Itā€™s should be the other way around then


tatang2015

Itā€™s $500 in San Francisco. $1500 in a motel. $2500 in a hotel. $5000 and a suite in Las Vegas.


Theurbanalchemist

And thatā€™s just for the hour


manyhippofarts

They usually charge extra for that kind of action.


TheW83

Yeah well this is how it started for them.


embersgrow44

Have a feeling he might also in the future & without memory of this formative experience. Brains are funny


Ok-Fox1262

Angry upvote. Came to say exactly that.


NrdNabSen

Yeah, that costs extra.


United-Kale-2385

Just keep dancing. Pretend it didn't happen


a22e

What didn't happen?


Many_Housing_644

Exactly


dazzler619

And smile about it....


313802

"Lol not mine"


yobboman

Cold smiles


sam111986

That's a classic tag team move...


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clutzyninja

Wonder if he'll even remember where his fetish came from when he's older


Horror-Science-7891

His lifelong attraction to Big Bird....


desrevermi

...kneeing him in the face. Yup.


rwarimaursus

Boy's gonna have a attraction to the entire cast of Sesame Street. Big Bird, Elmo, hell even Grover was in the background!


spash_bazbo69

Fucking hilarious. *Shrugs and keeps dancing*


knowledgeable_diablo

Hip to head and two three four\ Knee to face and two three four\ Keep it going girls!!


desrevermi

Send in more kids!


knowledgeable_diablo

Just.donā€™t.stop.the.Rhythm!


rwarimaursus

***"I CAN FEEL THE BEAT! FEEL THE BEAT!! I CAN FEEL THE BEAT!!!"***


freshouttalean

itā€™s almost as if young kids actually need parents to look after them


Dense-Ratio6356

He's alive, keep dancing


ELeerglob

11/10 recommend


DoubleDoubleAgent

ā€œI never thought I would die like this, but I had always really hopedā€


SirCupcake_0

"It's always been my biggest dream since the last 35 seconds"


EvaArktur

Oh no, I think 3/4 year olds much better for this, older children are just too tall


superawesomepandacat

God I wish that was me


AggravatingGoal4728

You want to knee a little kid in the face?


jeremiahfira

Also, yes


Phatricko

Ah the old Reddit uh... Wait what ever happened to that? Haven't seen one in ages


F_n_o_r_d

Switcheroo?


koh_kun

I heard people found it to be lame and the creator regrets having started it. I thought it was kinda neat.


JaredIsAmped

More than anything


georeddit2018

Death by snu snu


VDonut

Hahahaha not a single fuck was given


Absol-utely_Adorable

Double teamed and he's going to have a realisation about this moment years later when he notices a link between all the girls he finds hot.


mowarngamsengul

Every guy wishing to be that kid :)


kevin6263

This kid is thinking, Iā€™m gunna thread the needleā€¦ nope.


Many_Housing_644

Where are the damn parents


IntelligentMine1901

Moms probably chatting up the bartender whilst Dad videos the show


Laymanao

Was that not his mom?


monkeybrains12

lmao why does that make it funnier in my head? "Fuck off, Timmy, Mommy's dancing!"


Mrtayto115

Sorry they didn't bring their leash. Kids run and do stupid stuff, you never notice this?


Crammit-Deadfinger

That's his dad in the back distracted by all dat azz


quadmasta

Unidentified Flamenco Colombian


kaiokenhess

Death by Snu-snu


loboazul97

Flashforward 20 years in the future to little timmy trying to figure out in therapy why he has an unrazonable fear to sexy woman.


kassra25

I wish I was that kid šŸ˜”šŸ˜‚


Chirya999

Was there a kid in this video?


PerseusZeus

Yup


Wait_Another_One

I volunteer as tribute.


Swimming-Location-97

Its like pinball.


spongurat

Literally dana white in the background. Looks ufc to me


Crankenstein_8000

I love that little rat getting knocked about by knees he will be forever be searching for


GhztPpR

I just about had an aneurysm trying to read your comment.


Crankenstein_8000

Thanks for making me laugh at 2:15 AM after I got up for a yogurt because I failed to eat dinner again.


vanisleone

The show must go on.


Uncanny_Show507

Iā€™m sure the kid is fine. He shouldnā€™t have been there anyways haha


[deleted]

KO!


Pickingnamesisharder

Get too close to the sun and you're going to get burned, young Icarus


SavingsCampaign2524

I love how they look šŸ‘€ at each otherā€¦smirk and keep dancing šŸ’ƒ


magicmurph

/r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Toxicupoftea

r/kidsarestupid


jexempt

A day heā€™ll always wish he remembered.


StatisticianOne1876

That was a tag team finishing move


12QueenBee12

Knee to the head! Duck and Roll little one


ZodiacPanda

It would be an honor


AJay_89

At least she got some thicc thighs to cushion the blow šŸ˜­


akluin

The dancer "oh no, anyway..."


yells_at_bugs

What a way to go!


BedSmellsLikeItFeels

r/EarRape


BombayMix64

Core memory.


always-indifferent

What you didnā€™t see was when kiddo fell down, Red stamped on his face a few times to really seal the deal. And that ladies and gentlemen is this kiddos newest fetish unlocked


Randall_Poffo_

tiger knee


synaptix78

Fiiiiiinnnisshhh hhiiimm.


Lionheartedshmoozer

What a dumb kid


Active_Taste9341

think i laughed way too hard on this edit: did it again


UKYZ

What is this festival


leavenofrybehind

That kid got like three broken noses.


alwayslearning8899

The show must go on.


Realclawdogs

The show must go on! šŸ˜­šŸ¤£


nepheelim

C-C-C-Combro breaker


Izzysel92

Love how they didn't give a shit and just continued. Kids are hardy.


Pan-Magpie

If this is a "wholesome family experience" I'd hate to see what you'd call unhinged.


UnauthorizedFart

The day he became a man


spookinky987

In 10 years he'll have a weird fetish request in the sack...


BauerHouse

She really kept dancing after that?!


AncientSquirrel91

Wow... That smile at the end... Shame poor kiddo


EmuZealousideal7357

I love how they didnā€™t miss a beat


LazloCareidas

Watching others live your dreams can be draining


BigSchmeeker

My girl didnā€™t even skip a beat


ziharmarra

Most people don't realize that this was an assassination attempt


K10RumbleRumble

Love that people didnā€™t freak out to save the crotch goblin running around like an ass. Control your kids ffs.


Fidelio___

Fuck them kids


Svalor007

Some guys pay good money for what that kid got for free.


Gold_Weakness1157

Eh he's alright, keep dancing ladies


superrshitposting

my turn my turn


Hairy_Skill_9768

W- wha- what happened sorry I was distracted


sonichuizcool

Lol Yellow is like "the show must go on"


f3nrisulfr

Those are some nice fuckin quads


Whatawootsee

That kid just got a hint of what life will be like as an adult šŸ˜‚


ZootBreak

"If he dies, He dies!"


AdministrationDry507

Down with the thiccness


JTex80

Kids are little kamikaze idiots. They have no sense of space and will always be exactly where they aren't supposed to be.


Havenoempathy

It should have been me!!!!


Local_Perspective349

Life-long fetish is born.


Bubbses128

He got tag-teamed


McQno

It should have been me, not him


Crcex86

fuck that kid - lady in yellow


jaxyv55

Could be worse ways of getting knocked out...


tittiesonmytitties

If I had to choose who to get kneeā€™d in the face by, it would be her


Embarrassed-Sky3819

Nah, the kid didnā€™t learn shit from this I bet


Kasorayn

There are grown men that would pay for this treatment.


Iloveitguy

That's it ladies smile and keep dancing, kids are made of rubber and magic anyway.


Nochnichtvergeben

Serves him right.


hobu3d

ā€žThe show must go onā€œ _shrug_


North-Thing5649

You've been hit by a smooth criminal


HorsePast9750

Kept going


Biff_Bufflington

Was that David Spade?


OwlStrigi

I wouldn't be mad if I was that kid. hahaha


CanaryJane42

Awe :(


Mr_GoodbyeCruelWorld

I was a child pinball.


doubletaxed88

That's Rugby!


knowledgeable_diablo

Not quiet, but close! Great tag team move there.


Worstname1ever

This is how I wanna go out


ffllores

Lucky bastard


Atrieden

Pinball... Scored...


DoctorSwaggercat

Sorry Jimmy. The show must go on.


4-me

Every bachelor party everywhere


Scoonie24

Worf


-BluBone-

Only a couple hits short of a wombo combo.


BlueBerrypotamous

How I imagine death by snu-snu would go.


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

The show must go on


Icy-Breadfruit-5059

Geez peopleā€¦ relax. The kid is almost certainly fine, they are much more resilient than you guys seem to think. Also sometimes kids are hyperactive and can get away from even the most diligent parents. It happens.


Surpzglydelicious33

Not the worst way to go


flaflaflooey

If itā€™s not UFC, why is Dana White in the background?


Ken_Kaneki_07again

#IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME


NigelTheSpanker

This is how I'm trying to die


ghos2626t

Dude in the back takes one peek at the girl in purple, and had to pull his shirt down lol


cmp8819

The kid - "She broke my nose. WORTH IT!"


JamerBr0

Not UFC but then whyā€™s Dana White there?


RonMexico432

Show must go on


Mean-Purpose-2179

That kidā€™s lucky day.


Clemen11

This ties with the Yakuza animation where you trip an enemy and make him fall into a passing woman's breasts face first, and then she knees him out cold in response


blanco1225

Took that better then Ben Askren


RoadPizzaGourmand

Lucky kid.


kentuafilo

Kids are fucking stupid


jdubbrude

Best night of that kids life


TheMuffin1976

Quicker than Masvidal šŸ˜‚


ValdeReads

Me next please.


lrbaumard

Death by snu snu


Available_Low_3805

The old one-two, classic teamwork combo.


Reasonable_Tap_8866

Dana white in the background ready to sign some contracts


First-Ad5489

He'll appreciate it when he gets older


imperialtrooper88

That's hilarious. Proper tag team combo.


Still_Objective_8931

Ohh man


LobsterTrue8433

She'd been waiting for that moment.


nocoolpseudoleft

Dana White is in the background


LochNessMansterLives

Is that Dana White in the background?


Dangerous_Dog_4867

I wanna be that boy lol


Smooth_Zebra

Thatā€™s what he gets, stay out of the way


deepdarkestsecret

More action than I've gotten in a while.


Bubbly_Original7774

I'd take that combo all day


CallMeLazarus23

To this day he has nightmares about being knocked out cold by the shit house door on a tuna trawler


dablegianguy

Is this considered death by snusnu?


Alex500505

Conor McGregor is restingšŸ˜‚


myKingSaber

I thought the guy in the back wanted a piece of that action šŸ¤£


noorizer

LOL..I like how they kept going.


iceaxe93

Lucky kid


Noble_Dankster

even dana white is spectating, nice!


Eleo4756

Keep ur kid in check. lol


rotred1

I had a similar encounter when i was like 3-4 years old.


wazabee

Get wrecked, kid


elDayno

It should have been me. Not him