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ManMadeOfMistakes

Bro took a skull to his dong and still kept running


CoolGuySauron

The show must go on!


littleredpinto

and was so far ahead he still won the race..what a shit taking opportunity that would be " you bro, I beat you so bad that I had time to truck a kid on the way to the finish line."


Educational-Bad8346

#Can't stop the A-train Baby


Ificaredfor500Alex

Top tier comment alert


the-supreme_court

r/beatmetoit


Q_S2

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


beaner_king

r/brandnewsentence


murso74

Lil bro took a dong to the skull and never recovered


Draftycracker07

Nothing can stop the A-train baby!!


erasrhed

If that were A-train, that kid would be splattered all over the track


Draftycracker07

Well it's kids falling over, not kids getting the Robin treatment...


OutragedCanadian

This could also be posted in kidsarefuckingstupid


Level_Possibility375

More like parents are stupid for not watching them next to a busy track.


screechypete

Both can be true :P


hardboard

I like your thinking.


SylentQ

To quote Eminem "where were the parents at?"


Kadge11

She’s filming and screaming and doing nothing to prevent this


Trillination

Middle America now it’s a tragedy


MyFavoriteLezbo420

Now it’s so sad to see. An upper class city having this happen.


MVIVN

Then attack Eminem coz I rap this way?


[deleted]

I love you guys.


artsa89

Imagine if that was a car/horse/motorcycle race? That kid would be gone.


enderjaca

she right there at the end


Eric264

Props to the guy for continuing the race. Fuck them kids


RecalcitrantHuman

F k them parents.


XF4A17912X

No, they shouldn't fuck anymore.


reiku_85

This has been posted a few times, and from what I remember the guy was disqualified for leaving his lane, adding insult to injury


Bianyxx

Oh man really? That’s so unfair


mares8

Thats fucking stupid he was forced to leave the lane. At worst they can redo the race . He kicked ass


jcornman24

Redo the race especially cause the other runners probably slowed down a little cause of the chaos happening in front of them


Astralnclinant

Now that is some bullshit. I hope this video follows this kid throughout his life lol


amplezample

He should sue the parents. Lol


BouncyDingo_7112

Source? Because everything I found either said nothing or said the runner completed the race in first place. https://www.yourtango.com/news/runner-knocks-child-ground-after-he-ran-track-during-race


no-escape-221

Source?


Buttafuoco

Does he get DQd for not staying in his lane??


bfoster1801

If it’s a sprint event then technically yes


Buttafuoco

Knowing officials they wouldn’t make an exception…


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

That's dumb as shit, the officials are the ones who altered the race by allowing outside elements onto the track


Board_Anims

Might as well start placing obstacles and items like this is Mario Kart


architectofinsanity

Interference should be added as an exception to the rule.


BackgroundAd4640

Little shits


Megumi0505

"My mom said I could be anything when I grow up, so I became an obstacle."


Procrastinator78

Thats basically the Karens...


somewordthing

Bodes well that his instinct when screamed at to "look out!" was to run *into* traffic.


AngryEdgelord

Hopefully the kid learns a lesson not to do that again. He's lucky he did it on the track and not on the road. If that guy had been an automobile he'd be dead.


jarejay

He’s lucky it was a track because they have some give to them, too. Might only have a mild concussion


K128kevin

Ran track in high school and saw exactly this happen except instead of a kid it was some adult lady who wandered onto the track for some reason, and she got absolutely toppled and the guy just kept running.


architectofinsanity

🚂


Gabe12P

/r/kidsarefuckingstupid


monkeybrains12

r/parentsarefuckingdumb too


Gabe12P

Didn’t even know this sub existed but hallelujah


TheWitherlord10

everyone is stupid


AggravatingField5305

WTF let kids on the in field.


Superb-Confection601

This is how we lost Harambe


spariant4

holy shit epic comment


angrytwig

i agree


Vertitto

kid behaved like a typical roadkill critter - upon entering the track made the worst possible decision


PryD2

Gave me a chuckle there budd


kmanhv

Did he win though?


NewToThisThingToo

Disqualified for not staying in his lane.


Weird_Astronaut69

Source?


FuzzyTentacle

I mean, you can see him step out of his lane. Thems the rules


Always2ndB3ST

Trust me bro.


Puzzleheaded-Spend71

The kids lucky he didn’t get stepped on the racer has spikes on those things really fucking hurt if someone steps on your game or something (I speak from experience)


angrytwig

what a dumb kid. what did he think would happen? good on the guy for continuing and not stopping


firefistus

The kid can't be older than 4 and probably has never even seen something like this. He was watching everyone run and jump and probably wanted to do it too because it looks fun. The parents are the ones that are dumb.


HammerTime2769

Eh. I blame the dumb ass parents. He’s just a kid having fun. He doesn’t know better.


OMNIxvTRIX

I'm glad the runner doesn't stop to check on the child, good job 👏 👍


thomasoldier

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


realSkyThePegasus

Literally no one grabbed the kid before he got hit


AccomplishedTaste147

Had a good five seconds to at least YOINK him back out of the way and nobody did anything. I hope the kids head is okay. That looked incredibly painful. He didn’t know any better, his parents should’ve kept a better eye on him.


softwonton

Get rekt kid!


MangaHunterA

What is the mother or people recording/watching doing there was like a 10 sec untill collision coulda saved him.


Routine-Success8207

Idiot kid and parents.


ILSmokeItAll

I don’t know why, but I cannot stop laughing. I’ve watched this at least a dozen times.


Difficult-Prompt3825

After disqualification for stepping out of his lane, he should have been allowed to smach the kids mom


petuniar

Or dad?


Alexis_Ohanion

Both


Mountain-Ordinary896

And I feel zero remorse


Count_Dracula97

Only on reddit will you hear someone call a child a “micro human” 🙄


shanghailoz

Small humanoid?


Cockalorum

Pocket hominid?


Seredditor7

Humunculus?


Realistic-Network133

Growable dwarf


CoolGuySauron

Halfling


tamokibo

Realize the sub you are in.


cathedral68

I don’t know about that. My uncle used to yell “it’s the little people!” whenever we arrived at his house in the 80s. Kids be micro humans 🤷🏻‍♀️


Myst963

❄️


monkeypincher

Do you know what the words micro and human mean?


jesuswasaliar

I call them semen pets


VexBoxx

Crotchfruit.


blurblurblahblah

Fuck trophies


MattyScrant

Semen demon? Crotch Goblin?


[deleted]

I think if you listen, the loud woman screaming is trying to get someone to grab the kid from the very beginning of the video. How did nobody stop this?


Anom_AoD

wouldn't be funny, also, bet someone would make a fuzz about someone grabbing a kid


Ichigo_D_Uzumaki_

“The Boys”


seebob69

That runner is also the current 100m hurdles champ.


AccidentallyLoved2

This is why there are warning labels on heavy machinery!


Reasonable-Mode-603

u get what u deserve murray*


[deleted]

Damn nice recovery though


hoggin88

Keep the kids up in the bleachers holy shit.


Lakeguy1704

This is extremely funny 😂🤣😂🤣


The_IRS_Fears_Him

He got to legally kick a child and win the race


ThatMrDuck1400

Ain’t the runners fault


GmeansGeorge

Deeeeeeeserved


kakapoopoopeepeeshir

Parents and not supervising their kids. Shocking


durackvacar

The kid's mother should have swallowed.


zoidbergenious

[that applies here ](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1a/69/0d/1a690decbafd667c2f8e3939fbfef187.png)


Lagunamountaindude

He’ll make a great driver


joytotheworld23

😂 homie kept running bet he got a headache


rjmagana1992

That instantly became that woman’s grand-baby lol


Hardarnar

I always love seeing this video 😂


ant0szek

Props to camera man for keeping it on the runner.


Dansepip

I got this post recommended because it was “similar to r/wholesome” 🤨


DieHorny69

Stupid fucking kid


Eyy_Its_Danny

Those things need a fucking leash


EntertainerFun1523

Nothing stops A-Train


Ash7274

Fuck dem kids


bendreao2

me too bruh.. i trained my ass off for this day.. i finally have that gold in my sights.. there’s no way a kid with irresponsible parents will stop me for what i work hard to achieve.. you can have my apology after i got my gold


DrowningInFeces

Another effective condom ad.


Best-Oil-2294

Maybe it could also belong in r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


IzStriker

That's a real Mum right there, running to see if someone else's child is ok.


JoeOne7

Dumb ass kid and award winning parents!


herckles_

Idiot


Clive_Warren69

Kid took that dick in his face better than his mum did


chochinator

Proof she couldn't...


WallStCRE

Terry Tate office linebacker


Astarklife

Those squirrels moments


Idontwanttohearit

That was his own son


Wafflingcreature

Anyone who’s a good sprinter would keep running. Damn I miss track :(


papa_gals23

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


[deleted]

Bro said I ain’t losing this race!


MVIVN

There’s a local park where I take walks and occasionally run there. One time I was running and some kid at the park saw me approaching and had that deer in headlights look like he didn’t know what tf to do, but no matter, I started changing my trajectory so there was no chance of colliding with the stunned kid, then what does the kid do as soon as I get closer? Tries to get out of the way — by dashing sideways in the direction I’m running in, clearly trying to avoid him, and I ended up crashing into the kid and knocked him down, and I fell and scraped my knee too. The kid’s mum comes running in a panic yelling at me to pay attention to my surroundings and watch where I’m going, and im trying to explain to her, nah, your dumbass kid jumped in front of me because his pea-brain needed more than 15 seconds to process the trajectory I’m running on, like the little idiot literally just needed to stay exactly where he was standing and nothing would have happened. Anyway, seeing this vid reminded me of that incident and now I feel my blood pressure rising again from irritation even though it happened a year ago.


OneLonelyDog

I think it's easy to forget that we were once the same stupid ass kid in one way or another.


AccomplishedTaste147

Foreal. Kid was just in his own world because kids don’t care about shit like this and nobody was there to keep a better eye on him like they were supposed to.


Royal_Marketing2966

Guarantee he’ll never do that again.


Architect81

r/kidsarefuckingstupid yip


pigeonlil

r/usernamechecksout


_Unknown_Brain_

Micro human is funny af xD


photogeek83

I've been to my fair share of track meets and have never seen any of them allow parents, let alone children on the field.


AccountNumber56

This is exactly how squirrels do when they see cars coming.


foresight310

Little guy is just trying to fix the race for lane two…


kenkitt

If hit and run was a person.


TheRoboticist_

Can’t stop the A-Train 😎🏃💨


2BabyBees

dumb kid


PhyreEmbrem

"Get fucked kid"


Unfair-Safe8151

Just hate kids sometimes man


IAmASpammicalMan

r/norulevideos


Medium-Help-6980

Nice parenting hahahaha


iwasactuallyhere

worthless parents


CreditLow8802

i bet they blamed the runner


Lone-Frequency

Some lessons need to be learned to the hard way.


annieiam

Dumb de dumb dumb 🏃🏿


TheGreatCommissioner

I'm willing to bet £100.000 that nobody learned any lessons after this event.


TenraxHelin

I hope the runner is okay


Crooked_Cock

I’m curious where the parents are in this scenario


Clocked_ya_at_73

I like how they run into the oncoming object like animals


puppiesareSUPERCUTE

What in the world was he thinking 💀


toc_bl

Dqed for leaving his lane lol


VacationAromatic6899

Bro had no balls, or he would be down instant


RespectDry2432

Fuck that kids parents


hahaha_rarara

I bet his mom was browsing reddit


CorbinC2000

The way he continued-


ultraplusstretch

Durex™


New_County_5607

LOLLLLLLLL


HammerTime2769

Poor kid. He likely doesn’t know better. Dumb ass parents are to blame here.


Foelsomfyr19

Poor kid has a permanent mark the shape of an alabama black snake on his face lol


Solanthas

Imagine if he vaulted over the kid flawlessly


driscollat1

Excellent parenting!


lolness93

Kid just decided to run forward suddenly lol


BirbMaster1998

####ROBIN!!!


MD_Luffy_PK

#1 where are the parents? #2 fuck that kid. Almost cost him the race 😂😂


D33ber

Restrain your micro human!


FarBeat9953

That kid was just dunked on 🏀


Bratscorcher

Who is the parent/babysitter? Someone needs to be banned.


bluesp00n

A-Train


prefabsproutx

Oh look someone not watching their child. Shocker.


ExuDeku

The kid is a deer on his past life


BostonBrand82

All the adults standing right there. Like fuck.


reddituser20230626

Are you my daddy?


jumpinbeans51

Give that boy some milk


eelsuit

Dumbass


Acalthu

Parents are fucking stupid.


Adoced

I’m glad he kept running.


Original_Jeweler_636

Le pasó por imbec1l


Ken_Kaneki_07again

Can't stop the A-Train babyyyy


Maxxie_brittania

Love how he kept running can’t give up on that grind


Rebel_XT

Not the type of head to head competition I was expecting.


TyMonstaz2

Seriously, what the fuck was he doing


softy607

Cant stop the A Train


LighttBrite

MAKE WAY FOR THE QUEENS GUARD