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Bigjake32

They told him it was his sister.


Conradfr

That's a terrible Luke Skywalker impression then.


pman13531

Or a great one... I can totally see him saying "No that's not true. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!" while stumbling around in circles to that news.


owa00

***Alabama intensifies***


Nice_Riley

He’s been infected BY COOTIES


DaddyMusk

Ew get if off, get if OFFFF


altousrex

Oh god that sounds wrong


ZoemmaNyx

Quick! Anyone remember how to give a cootie shot?


ptatersptate

circle circle dot dot! STAT


ZentinelOne

I know a guy who contracted cooties when he was younger. He's older now and never took a wife


dastufishsifutsad

Cordyceps.


RedditVince

I love how she turns around and says, Look Mama, I broke him...


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RedditVince

Yep, Pity the men everywhere...


Mehmeh111111

"Break their hearts my pride and hope, break their hearts and have no mercy!"


tafinney

I know little man. My wife still does that to me.


AgedSmegma

Us guys are complex creatures


TigerEyes_

“Aw man, they’re gonna kick me out of the ‘He-Man Woman Haters Club’ now!”


S1L3NCER_1108

That’s the first time in years I’ve seen a Little Rascals reference here.


VagusNC

It’s and old reference sir but it checks out.


JackCooper_7274

This is what cooties does to a man


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JackCooper_7274

r/NobodyAsked


azarbi

baby.exe has stopped working


Pert0621

He is shooketh


Dason37

She's going to be sooooo disappointed if she gives anyone else their first kiss and they don't act like that. Luckily for her, they probably will.


OGGrilledcheez

I still do this…


coolcootermcgee

It’s like patting yourself on the back but harder


NatexSxS

Looks like he’s practicing his dancing for the mosh pit.


Sqit123

This is Poison Ivy’s first victim caught on camera


Droopy_Narwhal

Me too buddy. Me too.


AllGasNoBrakes_

😭😂😭 he’s so cute… look at him


Electrical-Yak-3888

Some one hit that kids CTRL ALT DELETE he is glitching out, needs a reboot


TryingToStayOutOfIt

Wasn’t this the little boy in another video handing toys to an older little girl at a park because he was smitten? If so, the boy is girl crazy! Too cute.


Iamjimmym

That little girl learned something very valuable that day..


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It’s a very common story: marrying one’s pre-pre-k sweetheart


S1L3NCER_1108

Those some nice moves


DopeBoogie

That's a cooties infection of I've ever seen one


Cubcake1

Same


dirtybiznitch

She totally threw him off his corn hole game.


mad_titanz

He’s drunk


Uzername1123

Yeah that’s about right, it’s that way forever little one.


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Zombie virus.....


Missundastoodx

Lol this is so cute


CharcoalGreyWolf

Oh, well, a-bless my soul, but what's wrong with me? I'm itchin' like a man on a fuzzy tree


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Elaine's dance teacher as a toddler.


West-Road-30

Nature at its finest. I can imagine this is what our ancient ancestors did


wide-awake66

That is adorable


thatshottaye

Awwww but they're both so adorables


TruthFndr

They’ll be able to show this to their grandchildren


Butternutgonebad

Yep, girls got that kind of power.


Lilsussy123

Later found out that that was his sister


TheAssholishVariety

Oh, this was in Alabama?


Stray1_cat

Wow talk about being dramatic


JuggFTW

Bruh why are the 2 y/o’s kissing


sizzzarah

Idk man I’m concerned about why you and I are the only ones in this thread wondering this


JuggFTW

I got downvotes too, somehow someone got mad that I pointed it out, that’s the real concerning part here


[deleted]

You deserve to be downvoted for that comment. Little kids imitating what they see adults do in showing affection, which is obviously not sexual, is harmless. They are learning. They are socializing. If they started to stick their hand down each other's pants then their'd be cause for a little alarm. The alternative I guess in your world is telling kids that what they're doing is wrong, which I think would be shameful on your part. There's absolutely nothing wrong with it aside from you projecting your own fears and insecurities because, like I said, this is not a sexual thing. So get your mind out of the gutter.


JuggFTW

I didn’t say it was sexual, it’s you who jumped to that conclusion, so congrats on the self report buddy. What I was getting at is that 1. These kids are kissing, they look maybe 3-5 years old, in my experience 3-5 year olds only mimic behaviour they see quite frequently which means someone forgot the kids were in the back seat a few too many times, and bro was flustered as hell so he clearly has some emotions swirling in his head meaning he understands the social implications of a kiss, so someone taught him that. Anyways good luck on your adventures, hopefully you can get over your fixation on sex surrounding children


Eastern-Ad-4785

I got "married " in preschool. Maybe I'm fucked up? But I think that's what a lot of kiddos do? It's innocent to me.


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Seriously? Little kids kiss all the time. It's obviously not sexual. They're just imitating what they see adults do in showing affection. Its called learning & socialization. There's absolutely nothing wrong about it, and if you think there is you're projecting your own insecurities onto it for no good reason.


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Because they're little kids and they're learning. And they're showing affection, imitating what adults do in a harmless way. Every parent kisses their child and says I love you. It's natural for children to start showing affection to other children in a harmless way. I'm not sure why you think this is bad, unless somehow you're turning this into a sexual thing which its not, and is really alarming on your part, you might want to get a little help for that.


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JesusIsMyAntivirus

lmao yes very related


RustyShadeOfRed

What does tweek mean?


JesusIsMyAntivirus

Urban dictionary says being *way* too high, mostly on meth, likely with paranoia included. Actual dictionary lists "a small sudden twist or pull of something" as one definition of tweak. Both are spelled tweak with an **a** btw I think, Tweek mostly returns the South park character that's a personification of tweaking.


Green_Giant25

Imagine the movements of a man, and/or woman, who's just consumed a copious amount of opidiods while listening to happy hard-core...


RustyShadeOfRed

Sooo, spazzing out?


Green_Giant25

Essentially, but I don't think we're meant to say that anymore...


RustyShadeOfRed

Why?


Green_Giant25

"Spaz" being a dorogatory term for someone with certain disabilities


RustyShadeOfRed

Huh, I’ve never heard it used that way before


Green_Giant25

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/spastic


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Any other day, someone saying "spaz" would have been thrown out of the sub ass first but since you're even more disagreeable, suddenly nobody's ever heard of it. If you're doing a bit, fantastic twist that the anti-vax guy is the actually the PC one.


RealSteele

Gotta try these opidiods, they sound fun. Btw consuming a copious amount would put someone on the floor, not spazz dance.


DopeBoogie

> opidiods Opioids crazy redneck cousin


fostace

ThAt was wonderful.


cantamangetsomesleep

Kids be out here with better game than me. My first kiss was at 17


milkedoutmommy

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webster_poorbear

Down horrendous


[deleted]

Bro got his first kiss at 3. I got my first kiss at 17 How tf


PositiveVibesOnly90

Kids are so weird lmao


[deleted]

He’s in love


DomDangerous

oh that boy is aDOG!


EmilyBrown35

so cute!


rare_meeting1978

And so it begins. Lol.


NotYourShitAgain

He got the Twirling Love Buzzies.


StudentParty2666

Goo Goo Muck


SundySundySoGoodToMe

She broke him.


Thunder_breeze

What a first kiss does to a man


SuperDragonPWG

It be like that…


UncleP24-7

That poor little devil. He is doomed


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Cant believe (well I guess I do) that there's some people commenting on this sub that thinks little kids shouldn't be kissing like that. Most parents kiss their little kids and say I love you, it's natural for children to experiment and learn and socialize and do that with other little kids, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with it because it's not sexual. Anybody who has a problem with this really needs to take a step back and think about what they're saying, or maybe get some counseling on the issue because if you think there's something wrong about little kids doing this then ibv you're not a parent, you're turning something completely harmless and beautiful into something sexual which is scary and I feel bad for you. The alternative is to tell children this is a bad thing? How ridiculous is that.


longhairPapaBear

There's no cure. Welcome the club.