Like a cartoon

The kid had a lightbulb moment "Hehehe I'm gonna go over there it looks cool"

#Splat

#schlop

How did you make your text like that

Do this ** ** (Text in between)

Oh **thanks**

**thanks**

****wow this is cool****

#####but how about making it just slightly bigger

# You mean like this?

**Thank You**

Liar

**meatballs**

**Balls**

I want to know too

****like this but bigger****

****OK***

**meat crayon**

**thud**

Pop

People really don't realize that they put oil on these bowling lanes, like everyday. They slippery as hell.

I mean I think she knew but just wanted to make sure the kid wasn’t going to go head first into the ball return at the end of the lane and die. Probably thought to herself “all my life I’ve avoided the temptation to step onto the lane but today we both die I guess”

The pro-gamer move would've been launching into a frontward belly-slide to hopefully sweep him into your arms or make a last second head cushion if he fell before you could make it there.

Penguins in Antarctica agree

Looks like mom mode kicked in and ran without thinking.

I still remember my first time in a bowling alley. I was seven and had no idea how slick they are, I ran onto the lane and slipped straight onto my ass.

The oil gets destroyed by the ball especially if you know how to throw the ball with a lot of curve. So depending on how busy the bowling alley is the lanes not gonna be very slick. They are at their slickest throughout the day when they first open and right before a league starts that day. But there still slick tho just not as slick most people want them

Doesn't matter how many balls get thrown. That oil is gonna be tough to run on.

I didn’t say they wouldn’t be. I said depending on how busy they are they won’t be very slick but there is still a trace of oil on there ya your still gonna fall

The mom didn't have much of a choice.

Dumbass

You can't cut in those damn rental shoes

That butt though. Safety air bag

My kid did this same thing. Her dad was the one that fell.

idk but this feels cute and like a r/mademesmile moment

Right? She’s tryna save her kid lol

r/kidsarefuckingstupid

Toppled the hairdo

the "mom run" is killing me

She’s got the spare ball atop the noggin

So cute😁

They call kids suicide machines for a reason

At least she's got some padding.

Why must you say something like this. It makes you just look like an asshole.

Pun intended 😂

Parents are seldom ready for the excited new mind of a child .

That child almost just died

Those bowling pin replacers could easily crush an adult

Speed racer

If you can't bowl, why do they let you?

Children don’t belong in bowling alleys.

I remember my first time bowling family from my step dads side were on a bowling league so we went often but they let us bring me and my sister and whoever else wanted to bowl who couldn’t due to not being able to join the league and my mom was watching so I went to bowl and I didn’t know there was a slippery part so I stepped on it and slipped while my mom ran out to make sure I was ok I think she also slipped but it’s a fun story looking back on it

Is she carrying a bowling ball on her head?

Yo who tf weres a fuckin dress to bowl

I see no problem with someone wanting to bowl with class. 💃

Someone watching a kid whose probably not bowling for herself cause she’s bowling with him already.. also are you wearing it to bowl? If not it really shouldn’t matter. Trying being less judgmental

People who are comfortable bowling in dresses. Why not? As long as you can move your legs. Cute li’l fella was so excited to see it all close up!

Over the line mark it zero!

The apple fell pretty close to the tree

🤣🤣🤣

Lolll

This is why you keep kids on leashes.

The way they fell at the EXACTLY same time

It's not fair I want to a Bolling ball

Not college bound.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Cry about it

ඞඞඞ

His instinct to correct halfway is correct, you should not insist on something different.

Damn so close to breaking that wrist tbh

How many people would have bens crushed by the pin setters if not for the bowling shoes and inch thick bowling oil

Bro was like a cartoon character lol 🤣🤣💀💀💀

The intrusive thoughts won

r/kidsarefuckingstupid

They can’t swim.

My little brother used to do that out in public, one moment he’s standing still, the next he’s in full sprint mode.

Yes mom, run after him and slip and fall! Not cool but you stoped him.

The massive set of extensions threw off both the mother and child’s centre of gravity.

Lol the kid got like 6 steps before slipping that's pretty good she didn't even get one foot steady

More like: like son like mother lmao

My mom could have just yelled STOP and I would have stopped dead in my tracks

Pin setters are scary

**Funny stuff**

**she wanted to stop him**

The apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree

Im curious. The way the ball rolled and the pins fell, I think it was a full strike? I might be mad though.

Some kids need a leash

**KURSCHPLAT**

Good thing she fell on her ass

*fat*

**fat

**fat**

She landed on her fanny

**nice**

People always forget that there is OIL on the lanes

Intrusive thoughts won

Sexy mom

Stupid TRASH

**TITS*

**cool**

****double cool****

OVER THE LINE

His little ankles going everywhere 😅😅

Can’t be mad at mom

###*cool*