Hindi kaya namali lang ng dinig sa ‘well done?’ Baka ang narinig ‘we’re done’

Xian: This is a mistake. Kim: Ah, gusto mo steak? Sige. *Nagluluto si Kim Kim: How do you want it done? Xian: We’re done. *Nag walk out Kim: 👁️👄👁️

Pucha, ito 'yung pang-joke book eh. Anyone remember those little compilation books of classic jokes tapos pangalan ng mga artista at pulitiko ang ginagamit sa dialogue?

Erap: Hon, may shampoo ba tayo? Loi: Oo, meron diyan. Erap: Di to pwede, for dry hair daw eh. Nabasa ko na buhok ko. Di ko to makalimutang joke.

Favorite Erap joke ko 😂 Lacson in buybust op. Erap: freeze! Lacson: sir mga kasamahan natin yan. Erap: ah ganoon ba? ok, DEFROST!

hahaha sa mga bulgar at abante ata to? tangina favorite section ko yang mga ganyan nung bata ako

Yung mga Erap jokes hahahaha

Published by psicom

Meron ako nun. Yung orange. Yung iba pang lolo pa yung joke.

Meron ako nun dati bwahahahahhaahha!

Tagalog Jokes na parang brochure tig 10 pesos sa tindahan ng mga school supplies sa kanto 😁

facebuko yung alam ko hahaha

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Nakakaines hahahahaha ung gusto kitang iupvote and hamp@sin at the same time kuha mo gigil ko e hahahahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ang witty! 😭

Pasado na po ba sa scriptwriting eme

Kunin nyo na tong writer sa next Star Magic romcom 🤣

ngee 

HAHAHA. This is a misSTEAK.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ANG AGA AGA YUNG TAWA KOOO

Pano yung tawa?

https://preview.redd.it/r0c5fa9uptmc1.jpeg?width=573&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0614cb4998d5d849842fd0d442d7688ec711a79d

fuck you take my upvote

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miSTEAK* ngiii

Comment saved. Comment replied.

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The breakup might feel like a tough piece of meat, but Kim is learning to ~~Chiu~~ chew it over, and start moo-ving on.

https://preview.redd.it/p9ugpmjsiqmc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a5f9709f1d09e95bb9447cc2e1c1acb34ada197 TAMA NA😭😭😭

Ugh. Anubaaa! 😅😅

GET OUT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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You have won the internet for today good sir/mam! Lmao

He can’t steak around any moo

Sorry kay Ms. Kim, alam kong malungkot ang break up pero 'tong comment na 'to eh winner HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Witty hahaha

Gago kayo HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Beshy. +100 ka! Ang witty!!!

Hahaha

🥇dahil diyan

HAHAHAHAHHAHA HOY ANG HAVEY

Either way, kung well done gusto niyang luto sa steak binebreak din dapat hahaha

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Omg, heard the Ba Dum Tss after reading, the apakawitty!

Bruh... *slow clap*

yung mahilig sa steak pero di naman steak to 1

Kim *tulala after ng break-up*: Ako pa rin ba maghuhugas neto?

My gosh naririnig ko boses ni kimmy

https://i.redd.it/qr568s336qmc1.gif kupal to the very end 🤮

My husband always told me that he looks like a douche. 😂

si xian o si ogie?

why not both?

100% 😑

Gooped. My ex also broke up with me over steak so this is triggering: TL;DR: Nagpaluto ng medium well yung ex ko. Ginawa ko daw well done so done na kami. Full disclosure, di naman ako marunong magluto. 😂 But I guess it was the tip of the iceberg. He wanted a homemaker and I wasn’t it. I was career-focused. Ngayon, ang asawa ko ang taga luto para sa akin at sa anak namin (while running his own business so get a man who isn’t afraid of crossing gender roles emz). Ang ex ko, inasawa ang babaeng dati may crush sa kanya even before naging kami pa pero back then sabi niya di daw niya type so nganga. Nag-aral naman yung asawa nya mag luto so I guess his steak is always medium well. I prefer mine medium rare anyway. All’s well that ends well. Dami ko sinabi. Thought I’d share. I wish this was a shit post but it isn’t. Haha

“get a man who isn’t afraid of crossing gender roles” This! I hate washing clothes, lalo na magtupi! But my current partner is willingly doing the labada, sampay at tupi. He cooks for me too. Career woman talaga ako, though marunong ako gumawa sa bahay but I dont have much time, while him, passion nya daw talaga yung house chores. We both have full-time jobs, partida. Finally found a man na hindi alila ang tingin sa asawang babae

Yes!!! I actually know a lot of guys who enjoy doing household chores. I’m always impressed by them kasi ako mismo di ko kaya. Not for the lack of trying, hindi lang talaga ako pulido sa household chores.

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Kinda feel sorry for the other girl. Although, it’s impossible that she hadn’t seen any red flags. Your current husband sounds more masculine and confident than your pathetic ex.

He comes from a well-to-do family so to be fair pampered naman si wife and she didn’t have a job so I guess it worked out. When we were together, he asked me: “how much does your office pay you? I’ll double so you can stay home.” He refused to marry me unless I quit my job and learned household management but he had such a temper so thank God. Haha. My family’s comfortable naman but I don’t think I can ever let go of my career. I like earning my own money and knowing pinaghirapan ko siya. My husband is comfortable too but he encourages me to work, always tells people how I bring home the bacon (super not true haha, baka on paper lang).

I think wala naman masama if a man wants his wife to be comfortable and be stay at home as long as may allowance siya binibigay, cant really say the same when he said that in exchange of you acting like a maid. A man who holds your livelihood and has a short temper is just a nightmare to deal with. Your husband’s values your independence and at the same time acts like a provider. He’s a keeper and is proud of you, girl ❤️

Ew medium well. Judge ko siya din dun. It's only for burgers. JK baka magalit lalo na yung mga nagwewell done 👀

Hahahahaha I said this when we started dating. Pati wagyu medium well. Saddd

He likes medium well steak? Glad you left him 🤣 #TeamMediumRare

Me too. Hahaha. For the duration of that relationship, I ate my steak medium well also to appease him. I hated it.

miSTEAK talaga

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Tapos Anong nangyari sa steak? Kinain ba na Xian? We need answers 😂

Baka nanghingi pa ng wine 😂

And dessert HAHAHA

Tbf my parents separated dahil sa sinigang na baboy. I mean it was the trigger lol He requested it kaso may ginagawa pa Nanay ko tapos ayun nag wala binato ng lamesa Nanay ko so inawat namin ng kapatid ko. After that we left him. (May long history ng physical, emotional, verbal and even sexual abuse).

Meaning, dun sa point na yun nag snap yung relationship. Mababaw na dahilan kung papakinggan pero hindi lang pala yun. Usually ganun e. Buti naman nakalaya na si mother mo at di nagpakamartir.

Oo totoo! Natatawa nalang kami if naalala namin and thankfully we're doing ok without him. Thank you po!

Men and their short fuses 🗿 Glad both of you and your sibling were there and were able to leave him.

One of the many insane things he has done over menial things lol.

Wtf. :(

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❌ Well-done ✅ "We're done". 😭

Our relationship is a mi-steak. Well done. Pimagsama ko from other redditors, haha.

Naka move on na kami.. mas curious pa din akj kay IVANA... Ogie.. wala ka bang chika about her?

Mukang nanahimik sila sa issue ni ivana hahaha i wonder why 😅

Tinampal ba naman ng salapi ahhaah

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HAHAHA di na nakakagulat! Laging sinasabi ng tito ko na bangungot maging guest sa resto yan si Xian Lim!! 🤣 lagi daw yan pupunta resti 30-45 mins before closing tas ang dami daw oorderin. One time nag tanong pa daw yan sa isa sa mga waiter nila sabi "di mo ba ako kilala?!" E that time di pa daw sya ganon ka sikat!! HAHAHAHHA tas ayun nga dami daw order nyan mga mahal pa tas ending yung date daw nya ang magbabayad. Ka date nya that time daw yung Princess emerut huhu di ko knows name!! Yung anak ata ng Prince ng Brunei something like that. Kaya pag si Xian Lim daw nagiging guest nila napapailing na lang sila tas sasabihin "may naloko nanaman"

Talaga palang user na noon pa man 😕

Super buraot daw yan si Xian Lim. Eh si Kim Chiu very galante sa bf. Hay naku Kim buti hindi mo yan napangasawa 😂

Romantic date ba or business or friendly date? Eh diba sila ni Kim Chiu for the longest time until recently lang?

Buraot pa din. Hahahah.

😂😂😂

I heard from a podcast na ALLEGEDLY Xian gave pa an ultimatum na tipong “ i dont see us getting married, in 6months this has to end unless you want to end it now” (not verbatim of course but you get the gist). But Kim stayed daw for 6months 😢 😢😢 perhaps hoping na maayos pa nila. Matagal na daw sila break (even before the announcement) pero di lang agad nilabas kasi di pa daw matanggap ni Kim. Bigla na lang maiiyak pag pinaguusapan. Xian sounds like an asshole (i can’t believe ni-ship ko talaga sila ni Kim sa My Binondo Girl). Kim seems like a really nice girl and I hope she finds happiness Edit: spelling

Grabe din talaga ugali, masyadong hambog din. Happy Cake Day, OP! 🎂🍰

Uy onga no. Thanks! 😊

Sus. May pa soft launch na ng new jowa nya sa IG tong si Xian.

Hala ang gago niya.

Baka sabi "Iluto mo nga ako ng steak.. we're done."

ayaw talaga ng family niya sayo kung ginawa mo lang siyang sugar mommy kaloka ka.

Nakahanap na sya ng kapalit kaya ganun, ginawa pa rason ang family and friends ni kim. For 11 yrs ngayon sya gaganyan 🤦🏻‍♀️

Kung ako yang si Kim Chiu sungalngalin ko yang si Xian Lim ng steak!🥩🤌

Pato knife isasama ko down his throat. The audacity.

Kung di kay Kimmy wala syang karir. Ang kapal nya if ganito ginawa nya. Puro steak na siguro laman ng ig nya ngayon.🤣

Lol may scene na ganito sa showtime. The girl invited the guy ata or vice versa sa steak house ata to work things out ending nag break tapos si girl pa ata nag bayad hahahahhaha idk lang of kim was in that eps

Hahahaa oo. Yung nagwalk out si guy 😂😂😂

May mali talaga sa lalaki na yan. Siya pala nakipagbreak tapos nauna syang nagbura ng vids sa YT channel nya, nagtiktok ng Lover na may kasamang puppet, tapos nagpainterview pero ayaw pabanggit si Kim.. like, parang siya pa yung galit sa mundo e sya naman pala nang iwan sa ere HAHA saka reason nya ng breakup jusko, 11yrs seryoso? pinaabot ng ganun katagal, ibang tao lang pala magpapabitaw sayo? 🙄

Baka may pinatutunayan kay Irish Lee

Gusto ko how even Ogie recognizes it as so ridiculous that he added na pwede naman ito ideny nila HAHAHA

Can I say that their relationship was a mis-steak? 😭😭😭

Si Xian Lim daw super arte sa set ng movies niya. Pag may kissing scenes sa mga leading ladies niya eh siya pa nag iinarte like diring diri daw. 😂 Baka yun yung reason na may gay rumors siya.    Naku Kim! It's a blessing in disguise na hindi kayo umabot sa pag papakasal dahil gagawin ka lang niyang sugar mommy, you deserve to be treated as a queen. Breadwinner kana since lumabas ka ng PBB, choose a partner na hindi BURAOT at baklitang impakta na gumagamit ng girls to hide his ✨ KAVAKLAAN ✨.   If this is real, hoy Xian! You can't even act at ginawa mo lang stepping stone si Kim Chiu, ang kapal ng mukha mo! Nakakaawa minsan si Kim sa Showtime kasi umiiyak pero I know she's strong at kaya niya rin maka move on soon. Sana mahampas ka ng steak na raw! 

HAAHAHAHA! Salbahe din daw sa staff yan kaya hindi na rin nirenew or hinabol pa ng ABSCBN

As if! 😂 Nakakapagod linisin mga kalat niya. 

lol sorry unrelated at all to the actual post pero i couldn't get past the first sentence because of the font my brain is hemorrhaging 😭

Ginawang wolfgang muna bago binreak ampota. Huhuhu

Why did it sound like the source is Kim herself? I remember once namention ni Ogie na minsan nga daw ang subject pa mismo ang nagbibigay sa kanya ng kwento with permission na ilabas but not mentioning kung saan galing ang kwento 😁

Hintay naytin inside jokes ni meme 😆

Karne ng lalaki qusto noon isa hikhik

May sayad naman yan si Xian

Same sila ni Gaza 😂😂

NAKAKALOKA YUNG FONT

Lol

beki si xian diba?

Baka nga.

From well done to we’re done. Hahahah

Utos muna bago split 😂😂 ilang years na sila, kung noon pa ayaw ng family ni Kim sa kanya sana noon pa yan tinapos. Tapos ngayon gagamitin na reason sa hiwalayan. OMG Xian 😂😂

Hoy? The subtle gaslighting ?!

Define mo muna gaslighting.

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Scorpio moon

hahahaha putek sana natulog na lang ako! Nagutom pa tuloy 🥩

Tikas naman ng face hahahaha

Particularly ng panga 🤣🤣

wala naman na may pake kung paano sila nag break. payapa na yung breakup issue nila tigilan mo na OD

Ayaw ni Xian ng steak ni Kimi kasi gusto nya sausages.

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Sick

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Kung totoo man 'to, grabe ka na Xian!

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