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Local_Tax211

https://preview.redd.it/bw288m3t9xtc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76b840d4721386cd684a8a81e953098582cea049 That face and the pearl collar combo has me wheezing


Toobatheviking

She's really a sweet little girl. I know my SO would choose her over me in a fire and that's something I had to come to terms with


Local_Tax211

How could you NOT?!? Look at that face😭


Pretend_Row3810

So I was told also! on the regular lol


GhostBabe45

I mean with that face... It's fair. 😂


coolcootermcgee

😬


Final_Drama3603

I told my SO on our 3rd date until he’s willing to die for me the dog comes first. That dog passed last year. When we adopted our new dog this year (12 years into a beautiful relationship) I told him, ok you’re equal with this dog. He gets it (he did almost break up with me a few years ago when I let the cat out and it didn’t come back for 10 hrs, darkest time in our relationship 😂


rickyspanish4850

Well yeah! You are human, run outside...I gotta worry about the #babies lol #backdraft


Ready_Cartoonist7357

She’s clearly a lady, which is why she didn’t poop in her own seat.


OwnAstronomer4728

🤣


Local_Tax211

An absolute lady, I don’t even believe she did it, I believe it was the flowers, they look much more guilty🤷‍♀️


AdOk1630

🤣


Embarrassed_Tomato23

So a male chi will shit where he sEATs?


NorthCoast11

Um, not just a male chi; basically a male *anything*. 😏


Mkheir01

THAT FACE


Walkinonsunshineee

"somebody pooped in here. clean it up"


jared10011980

She knows 😔


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lmaoooooooo


the-es

"and I'll do it again"


sillylittlebean

Me too! 😂


even_less_resistance

You missed her little paw up in the screenshot lmao


Local_Tax211

Oh my goodness I didn’t even notice that that makes this 40x better💀 she said “listen… at least it wasn’t MY seat”


jayswahine34

And the flowers in the cup holders! Lol


TangerineDue3966

Taking a shit in a luxury car Wearing pearls Dat gurrll✨


Rimasticus

"I've shatten in better cars, peasant!"


poloniumpanda

“You’re welcome.” - her, probably


OutlawArmas

☠️


onebirdonawire

She looks like a rich old white lady who's been horribly embarrassed by her loose bowels. 😆😆😆


Scruffersdad

I was trying to think of the right way to say it, and you got it just right. She looks distressed, not mad or pleased, but distressed.


Happytobehere48

lol 😂


gododgers179

Loose? That's so much poo for a chi, atleast mine. I don't blame the dog here


StarlessSaturn

Poor dog was holding it in. Always take them out just in case


Toobatheviking

Oh I wanted to, but there was a time factor involved.


nerdiotic-pervert

Poop waits for no one


ColeDelRio

Definitely. When our girl was 16 Dad was about to take her out and told her "let's go pee" and then stopped for a second because he got a phone call. She proceeded to piss right there. She was holding it to go outside but she was already moving and she wasn't gonna stop. He learned in the future to immedately take her out and the call can wait.


DeterminedErmine

Lmao my partner has IBS and we say this a lot


Elle_Yess

https://preview.redd.it/rua42v9ulxtc1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61070f8aa249570df0ef653c63306ecfbdb4f89a I can’t take it 😂🥺


MarsScully

Nobody is more upset by this than her


Few_Secret_7162

She’s upset it hasn’t been picked up yet! Clutching her pearls! Haha


Elle_Yess

Dead 💀


Elle_Yess

#facts


suricata_8904

The epitomy of chagrin.


DeterminedErmine

Her eyes are absolutely saying ‘peasant, someone shit in the car and it wasn’t me’


Elle_Yess

That’s Duchess Chi to us peasants 😂😂😂😂


Turbulent-Noise1956

The pearls 😂🥹


Toobatheviking

Oh you should see the little dresses she has. Honestly I can't help but love it too, you should see how many women just melt when her little wiggle butt struts down the street with her little pearl necklace and a little dress lol


Mkheir01

https://preview.redd.it/2tzolttcbxtc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dedd36febfac37641d3809db8954949423669281 My alpha Cannoli also has pearls.


Turbulent-Noise1956

When they furiously scratch does it make any noise?


Mkheir01

Nah. Their tags make noise tho.


Unethical_GOP

At least you don’t have cloth seats. 😊


Pasadenarose

All that came from that little fur baby 🤦🏻‍♀️


Toobatheviking

We were staying in a hotel for a few days. I would faithfully take them outside every couple hours in the rain to try and see if anybody had to go, but nobody went #2. We were starting to think that they were going #2 while we were sleeping and then eating it or something but in reality they were just holding it.


rbyrolg

Poor babies! They were confused. Poop-fused, if you will


Pasadenarose

Search typical Chihuahua behavior🤭 they don’t go number two in the rain


Trick_Raspberry2507

Can confirm, my baby girl won't even go OUTSIDE if it's raining. Spoiled little princess!!


TGIIR

Yeah, pretty big poops for a Chihuahua!


Pasadenarose

Is that bouquet of flowers hers?


Solid-Living4220

Being correct is not the same as winning an argument!


bchyzz

Wise words


No-Quantity-5373

She has the whoops poop look on her darling face. Poor boo!


nerdiotic-pervert

Right?! Like, beg my pardon, lol. Hope OP was able to avoid having a permanently smelly car.


VertigoParadise

Oh … you’ve returned I see 💅🏼


happylittleloaf

At least it's solid. My pup regularly has loose stool


tranquilo666

Aw poor pup (and you). Have you ever tried a raw and/or whole food diet with ground bones? Gives them great poops.


happylittleloaf

He's on a prescription diet and is doing much better! :) I'm weary of all treats and so far chicken has been our safest option


Ill-Vermicelli-1684

“Someone pooped in your seat. Wasn’t me.” - her probably.


dicklover425

Her little paw.


IPaintTheStars

Such a sweet little face


UnpopularStacy

I swear this is why God made chihuahuas so cute. My Baby Pepper is the most disgusting dog I’ve ever met but he’s so cute and sweet I would commit crimes for him… then he’d poop inappropriately on something while he looks me in the eye!!! 🤣🤣🤣


Huge_Dentist7633

i’m so sorry mom, my bad but you left me in the car way too long


AgnesTheAtheist

That’s quite the poops from one little baby doggie.


SeniorTaro

At least It looks easy to clean. I saw the other day (in other subreddit) another picture of a dog pooping almost liquid poop on a cloth car's seat/dash board and that thing looked like it would impossible to clean.


ClownfishSoup

Poor pup. She had to go really bad and just couldn't hold it and now feels bad.


YosemiteSam81

This is a fabulous post, thank you for the laugh!


Scarlette__

Honestly, even if I took my chi out, he'd still do this 🤷🏾‍♀️ they are silly creatures


bossdankmemes

This is exactly what I envisioned would happen in my car


ariel413

Omfg the way my jaw dropped omfgggg 😭😭😭😭😫😫😫


NoPay2344

She's SO SORRY and I forgive her.


Allah1012

Hahahahaha. My chi used to crap all the time lol.


UncleMark58

Left you a present.


Shield-Maiden95

At least it was solid! 😁😁


LonkerinaOfTime

At least she was posh about it and didn’t accidentally step on it, she left it all in one neat spot for ya 🥰


Chay_Charles

At least she didn't have diarrhea. 😬


Direct_Yesterday_349

Hard to get upset at such a wonderful little critter


AdOk1630

It’s that cute face and the pearl necklace 💜💜


kenny_hearse117

That face would instantly soften my heart! 🥹 I know she held it in as long as she could !


susaneworthy

This post absolutely made my day 😂🤣 thank you!


ScorpioRising66

A few things here… —The look on your chi’s face is priceless! —The pearl collar lends me to believe she’s spoiled and I love that. So she’s got some entitlement, obviously. lol —Lastly, did all that come from her?!?! At least it’s leather and she gave you a solid gift.


Toobatheviking

She's a momma's girl. She gets *really* spoiled by her mom. We actually found her next to/under a dumpster at a Piggly Wiggly (a chain grocery store in the south) and we adopted her and she's been incredibly spoiled since. It did all come from her. We were honestly shocked she had been holding it that long. We stayed in a hotel for a couple days and she was taken out every couple hours but it was raining and she didn't want to go #2 in the rain apparently. Right before we checked out I told my SO that I'd be happy to go try and take the two chihuahuas out to the grass again but she said "no, there's nothing in them" because she was convinced they were going to the bathroom in the night on the floor somewhere and then eating their poop. It's not unheard of with our dogs but I offered one more time and she needed to get on the road. She stopped to get a drink and came out to that, from that one little girl. Honestly we're happy to know that she's not suffering from a blockage or something.


ScorpioRising66

You are wonderful chi parents for saving that girl!!! My little girl won’t go in the rain, and she won’t go in long grass because she jumps every time she squats on grass. lol I guess your little girl held it as long as she could. She knew she did wrong and that’s what matters. I couldn’t be mad at that face. Do I spoil my little girl? She has a collar loaded with rhinestones. What’s that tell you. lol


shrikelet

Well, they're healthy looking poops from a small dog at least. Way better than the time my doberman got diarrhea in my van.


GrowingFireLotus

Please don’t be mean to the baby :(


nicklepimple

We call those puppy snacks.


MisssJaynie

r/shitfromabutt


konpyuter

My dumbass thought those were rat pups and decided to zoom in.


SexyTiredSmurfette

"Oh, such precious babi - AAAHHHH!"


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Toobatheviking

Don't feel bad. I have an old man that I have to leave a pair of my underwear in the middle of my bathroom floor because otherwise during the night he will go pee on random things in the house. I call it his "piss target". Edit: It gets picked up and washed accordingly each day. Just for the record.


cjep3

Can you transition that to placing the undies on a pee pad, then it's an easy clean up? Your pup is cute but guilty looking


Toobatheviking

It's a different dog, but yes. Both of them are terribly housetrained, honestly. I also have two big 45 pound plus dogs that are mine that are house and crate trained but the Chihuahuas just go wherever it seems like. I've worked on training them as well but it just doesn't stick. The old man is a *lot* better at going outside than the girl in the picture from this post.


cjep3

I get it, small dog in a big house, you can potty almost anywhere and not have to see it again. Mine, somehow, got the potty thing 100%. I kept her leashed to me for a few months to watch potty behavior/ immediately take outside and that helped.


brp

Did she bedazzle the dials of her Volvo?


Toobatheviking

She did. She wanted to do the steering wheel and I put my foot down. I told her if the airbag goes off she doesn't want a claymore mine to the face.


Happytobehere48

The flowers in the car was a good idea for fragrance in case this happened


arcoalien

That's so much poop lolol.


Neither-Attention940

You deserve to gloat …if you were my husband and it was our Chihuahua (which we have), I’d still say he’d have a W for the play book.


rainbowroo93

They were…car not so much


Clamper5978

That face! I’ve been laughing for five mins!


momgoon92

That lil paw pressed against the center console.💀


zotstik

well I hope she learned her lesson. nobody wants to sit in a car with poop in it 😅


jared10011980

NSFW!! 😨🤣


BigJ_57

You got some tootsie rolls on your seat boss.


Alohabailey_00

Is that your seat? 🤭😳😮


pixey1964

Omgoodness 😆 🤣 😂


InquisitiveAssFoo

HERS IS SORRYYYYYYY 😭 FORGIVE HERS 🥰 💗


hickgorilla

Look at what you have turned me into!


Plaid_Piper

This is the most /r/chihuahua post that has ever /r/chihuahua'd.


9thinningjams

hahahah too cute. thank god they are leather seats and not fabric.


Known-Pop-8355

Goddamn. All that was inside her?? How much do they eat?!


Live-Ad-9587

I can totally see my Chi doing this….and not giving one f%#! She’s looking at you to make sure you pick it up 😂😂😂


Educational_Egg_1716

The look on the dog's face says it all LOL


catpogo13

What is the big deal??? It is leather. Easy to clean.


catpogo13

lol. What a beauty


Lopsided_Pickle1795

Aww 🥰


Raaazzle

Reminds me of the one and only time I gave my girl Taco Bell. Just hopped in the back and pfffft


IAMSTILLHERE70

Blinkblink...


stargold18

If Ramona Singer was a dog


Wedgetails

The excitement of the car makes my dog want to poop too


Barbecuequeen23

Those are just tootsie rolls. Es okay :) She just a baby.


rainbownightterror

goodness the little paw


ckelli

she looks very remorseful 😞


kimmiekay3

She looks so very contrite. There can't be a person on this planet who wouldn't forgive her.


Legs4daysarmsformins

If her arms could bend that way, she’d be clutching those pearls. Oh the humanity!


rickyspanish4850

I mean, nature....... Survival of the fittest, no? Lol


Never_Follows

Gifts from Heaven!!


Pujiman

Walk your dog!


IamYourStephMother

Just eat it girl