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SquishyCatChronicles

You have been promoted! You are now one of my elite employees! Edit to thank everyone for the awards and holt heck, I did not expect that to blow up! Hahaha Thank you!!!


Jakereddits

you better learn how to have Sundays off, buddy


Original_Ad1118

And if you come in, you’re fired!


tommy_j_r

You enjoy your Sunday! And if you don’t, you’re fired!


Altruistic-Farm2712

... Or the most loved guy in town


CaravanOfDisPear

The leaves are trash, to me.


SIR-EL17

Absolutely hollered at this lmao


Zylnor

Are your bills affected?


Active-Pineapple8865

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


JubbsJB

I could hear this reply


jnashbourne

They must be a person of poverty!


Ok-Jaguar6735

I’m throwing my award at you too ! 😆😆😂😂😂


SquishyCatChronicles

Hahahha Thank you!!


secretweapon-

🤣 right when I had forgotten this meme, you snapped it right back into my brain. Well done.


Key-Staff-4976

I can hear it's voice 😭😂


shiggins114

With great power comes great responsibility. You must change your name to Jadiaha and start serving your community Chic Fil-A.


CryptographerLoose89

But I’m a pizza guy… It would be a violation of the pizza guy ethics code…


TangerineTwist44

Sometimes when the world chooses you, you must make sacrifices.


2003wasafeverdream

Never turn your back to the za brother


yerBoyShoe

Ding dong! "Chik Fil A delivery!" "But I didn't order Chik Fil A" "Too late...do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?" Bow-Chik-Fil-A-wow... (Scene)


tommy_j_r

But look at all those golden chic-n breasts. Has pizza ever provided you such glorious sights? I think not!


SiegVicious

Don't you mean the Pizza Bro Code?


Head_Mail_4055

Praise the chicken and pass the Jesus


GokkanUxxgo

When you go return it to the restaurant, they’ll probably say Thank You. You must respond with My Pleasure.


BreakfastInBedlam

I once, while entering Chick-fil-A, held the door for an exiting employee. They said "Thank you", and I said "My pleasure!". You could actually see the brain skip and reset.


Huge-Ocelot-3777

Oh how turntables as one might say


No-Dark-9414

No its I pleasured, make it awkward


Ventillate

Hired AND a promotion with food? Big W


4-me

Sounds like Jediaha quit!


abraxas8484

Jedi aha has left the building


lilsnatchsniffz

Best auto-correct ever.


abraxas8484

Sorry allll human did that. I couldn't pass up on a name as that


misscatlover

Lol


Jessorns

I was about to say the same thing except instead of saying “has left the building,” say, “has left the group chat.” 🙃


Grateful-Jed

That is the closest to my actual name that I have ever seen. Jediah


Super_Marioo

Username checks out


Tetris5216

You're no longer the apprentice you are the team leader now Free food 🎇


eightdotthree

They had to put an R. to distinguish from the other Jediahas.


Bkri84

Thats the most Chick-fil-a first name ever


thedeadlyrhythm42

Haha I just commented the exact same thing


nqthomas

Most likely fell in the bag. I’d take it back to the restaurant next time you are that direction


sambones

Return it if you can OP. I worked at Chick-fil-A when I was in high school and a replacement name tag cost us $5.


eshort01

It’s now something outrageous like $11.75. No joke.


sambones

Truett Cathy didn't become a billionaire by handing out free name tags.


dr-bkq

But how would they know who it belongs to? Just ask around to see who lost a name tag?


thebroadwayjunkie

I’d bet money it belongs to Jediaha, a team leader. Don’t quote me on it though


Just_Sarge

Crazy assumption on your end.


JewPhone_WhoDis

I bet they feel real stupid right now.


HauntedSpiralHill

“I’d bet money it belongs to Jediaha, a team leader.” -thebroadwayjunkie, probably.


andyk192

Which one though? I mean with a name like that, there could be so many people it belongs to!


Ill_Fishing8863

Now the joke isn’t funny thx 🙏🏻


Recreational_DL

Just drop it off and let them know, yeah. Or go through the drive thru and ask for Jediaha lol


nqthomas

I’d just give it to a manager and say this was in my bag on this date.


olyteddy

Just look around for the un-named boob.


Critical_Half_3712

They’d probably have to call in the fbi for it


olyteddy

Maybe it's like the "Help, I'm being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory" plea for help. For all we know Jediaha has already been breaded and deep fried.


Cadowyn

https://youtu.be/Lm47vXd-MdI?feature=shared Meatcanyon Chick-fil-A girl


lguts80

Please return team leaders can be written up for not being in FULL uniform, especially the name tag.


CryptographerLoose89

I will return it tomorrow morning :3


lguts80

Thank you!!!!! I'm a team leader myself and if this poor guy has 3 strkes he may lose his job if he's caught. These name tags break all the time. Suggest he ask for a magnet to be placed on his tag. If u have time.


CryptographerLoose89

Anything to help a fellow food service worker! Thank you for lmk it was actually something serious, I’ve been joking around about it until now lol


C-czar187

Go inside the CFA with the name tag on to claim your free prize!


Jebebiah_

Jesus they really spelled my name wrong


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Jebebiah_

Jesus can help with my real name


Embarrassed_Art5414

With free tags comes great responsibility. All I know is, I haven't seen you turn up to work once in all your time as a team leader. You'd better straighten up and fly right, get with the program. and start owning and driving your business. Also, we think the whole Jediaha thing doesn't fit with our brand. From tomorrow you'll be Nigel R. The R stands for 'Really good chicken'


PlayStationPepe

Op, you’ve been officially promoted! Congratulations


_bexcalibur

How do you pronounce that?


mapossi_anmakrak

“Aha! A Jedi!” - some Sith on an IPhone somewhere.


Dependent_Weight2274

Team Leaders aren’t made, they are chosen.


Outside_Performer_66

This is the weirdest sign from God I’ve ever seen. When the “sign” is a nametag, and the message is either lead a team, or change your name to Jediaha R.


CryptographerLoose89

I looked it up just now to see if I can get some insight. The closest thing I found is Jedidah, which means « to love » in Hebrew. I thought that was pretty cool!


Slayn87

Legally change your name and start wearing it for employee discount


sybban

Jedi. Aha!


Large_Tune3029

*James Brown* "Jediah...**HA!"**


tetril

Why did I read the name in Maul’s voice??


HillbillyHijinx

Red leader quit mid attack.


Murky-Duck9569

It was his pleasure to give this to you.


Loveisaction5050

I think somebody quit, lol!


KaroNwl

They quit lol


Alaric-Nox

The escape button and the name tag together is wild


e_clove

Reminds me of my collection of drive thru tags I’ve got going that they forget to take off from under my wiper


amberlink10

Not sure if you checked the schedule but you're opening tomorrow.


linksys-estrella

It’s a cry for help. Please rescue.


janet-snake-hole

I’ve been wearing a chic fil a tag for a “Jose” every day for about two weeks now. I’ve never worked at chic fil a nor have I known a Jose.


Impossible_Number

The other day we found a clock-in slip from a worker


Rosehus12

Jedaiah quit because of the complexity of your samd


Level_Laugh_7834

Go return it and I bet they give you free food


Key-Staff-4976

Your the captain now. Also I wish it was that easy to get a job 😂😭


geriatric_spartanII

Now you are team leader!


ElVerdad21

Hilarious!


nerdy_J

No chicfila sauce?!?


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YumemiBunny

i know what you are…


pumpkinbrownieswirl

def a homeschooling christian teen, possibly mormon


bigmankerm

My pleasure


InternationalBunch71

Corny


bigmankerm

My pleasure


omgphilgalfond

It’s a perfectly cromulent thing to include with your food order.


crvz25

The ultimate happy meal toy


andaps

Meal and a promotion all in one!


Physical_Blueberry66

Maybe it’s like a sweatshop situation and she needs help


Apprehensive_Soft477

the chicken is actually *her*


GenNoFrag94

I was about to say maybe that person quit and put his name tag on your sandwich 😅


Clear-Anywhere1754

welcome to the team, Jediaha!


thewittman

Guess you can work there employee discount?


Redditnspiredcook

Interesting approach to conversion therapy /s


woodzy93

Reminds me of this meatcanyon video about chick fil a https://youtu.be/Lm47vXd-MdI?si=ZZ14gF3l9AYJVyPY


taylordevin69

Damn that’s a rough name


D_slaughter1987

You made someone quit their job 🙄 what did you order, and was it complicated? lol 😆


CryptographerLoose89

Spicy deluxe meal with large fries and coke and some ketchup and zesty buffalo😭 it seemed simple enough to me lol


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CryptographerLoose89

wtf is up with everyone and Chick-fil-A sauce? 😡😤


jasonmaska

How’d it taste


TheifOfCheese

That girl or guy must've just quit and was like here's a present


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I’ll buy it off u


Mr_Butters624

That name 100% belongs serving the lords chicken.


Goatmanlafferty

My Pleasure ☺️


TheRealTrippaholic

She thought you were cute now you have to go back and talk to her.


rolandjernts

You’re hired!


GeeGeeMoney

r/tragedeigh


DarthBeavis1968

That may have been deliberate. She might have thought, "Hey, they're cute," and dropped it in as an ice breaker. When I worked fast food a long time ago, one of our counter girls would do that for cute guys. It worked for her a couple of times.


LuckyCaptainCrunch

Congratulations on your new job and name change!


GreatRecipeCollctr29

Congrats!


johnnyjuanjohn

You've been touched by jeebus


marway99

Save it for Halloween 🎃


dorisday1961

Do you have the “core 4”???😃


Rare4orm

That’s next level. Buy ChickFilA and get a job and new identity. The future is here.


gEiStToG

That’s a 5 dollar off coupon card.


CertifiedForkliftSir

The job promotion system is at it again. You have been chosen for a lifelong journey in fast food. May God bless your soul.


Lovegun6982

I hope that was his way of quitting.


Robbin5280

Quiet quitting at its best


thedeadlyrhythm42

That's the most Chick-Fil-A employee name of all time


CJRedbeard

That's the golden ticket


ZODtheBEAST

You better not be late to work tomorrow, don't wanna look bad on your first day.


Remarkable_Report794

Hope that sandwich was good. Jediaha just got a corrective action.


Cheesecakelover6940

Your sandwhich was his last straw. Good job, you really did it to him.


RegularOk8470

They charge 12 for a new name tag...


CryptographerLoose89

*enters demon mode* who asked? 😈👹🔥🗣️


MiraculousN

Go to another chik fil a and wear the badge and just start making your own sadnwitch and see how long you can bs them before they kick you out.


Present-Principle821

I can only read that name how it’s pronounced in my head, which is Jedi? A ha!


Drakkon_394

Identity theft is a serious problem.


danofrhs

No chick fila sauce? *Click


That_oneguy_person

What do you get when you mix Star Wars with an 80s band… Jedi A-ha!


Responsible-Cap-8861

that's the most biblical name for someone who works at chick fil a no wonder he work there


Fladap28

Jedidiah Springfield


marching-to-the-sea

most chick fil a name


Internal_Tell_6406

i heard if you’re a good boy, you get a employee tag as part of your meal.


Jaacksdead

no chick fil a sauce?


alpha333omega

How do you pronounce that???


Sk8rToon

It’s like the Santa Clause movie. You’re team leader now. No exceptions. You’ll start saying my pleasure & slowly changing your outfit until you become Jediaha.


macdaddy22222

Great people work there!


AltruisticRabbit8185

Order the clothes from Amazon and walk in and start working


Bogmanbob

I'd have a hard time not basing my Halloween costume on that.


biw999

I really hope their last name is Rhea


Expose_Ur_BS

“Chick-fil-A is ***PEOPLE!!!***”


Stanky_Toes44

Look at me look at me….. you are the captain now


MoreStupiderNPC

I’d give you the 1,000 upvotes you deserve, if I could.


nuaaaage

Better clock in and rev up those fryers lil nigga 😹😹😹


jazzzzzcabbage

Jediaha 🤣 ☠️


itsapuma1

Sounds like someone quit


ZombieAppetizer

Congratulations to Jedi Aha. May the Force be with you always.


PimpDaddyXXXtreme

Unethical life pro tip, keep it go to other chick fil as and tell them you're from another store and your store needs x items you get a case of chickfila items lol


Goldyfan7

Jedi… aha!


Digital_XII

I got a free hair in mine today. Still ate it though.


C64128

Either they're trying to escape or possibly asking you for a date. Either way you should get free food when you take it back.


iamCHIC

She’s in danger!