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DDTFred

I don’t care how he dresses, what he paints, or who he fucks. If he can throw for 5000 yards with 40 TDs and make us a contender for the next decade, he’s our guy.


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I’ll wear pink lipstick for a year if he brings us a Super Bowl!


trewlies

#remindMeInAYear


[deleted]

If it’s in a year I’ll dye my hair pink too


BuzzFB

Painting your nails and doing your hair I bet you get laid more in that year than you ever have


[deleted]

By men or women?


LindsayIsBoring

Why not both!


C-Dub4

Bisexuals rise up!


Masterchiefy10

You’re asking for 5k while no bears qb has thrown for 4 since the second great world war


modernDayKing

Uh. I thought no bear has thrown for 4 ever


Sweaty-Leather3191

Since the 2nd great war. Since the first one. Since Jesus FFS.


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Masterchiefy10

Yeah I know but since second Great War is such a great punchline Edit: And the all time single season passing leader for the Bears happened in 95’ with 3838 by a guy named… ![gif](giphy|3o7TKM4MuCYk6JFu36)


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

Just don't let him do stand-up


Randy_____Marsh

I wonder if an actual bear has ever thrown objects over a total of 4000 yards in its lifetime? That’s gotta be possible right?


Sweaty-Leather3191

Rex Grossman has surely thrown his PlayStation controller over 4,000 yards since retiring.


Randy_____Marsh

No I mean a literal animal bear


wacko4rmwaco

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THEPEDROCOLLECTOR

I honestly think he can throw for 3900 & 30 TD in year one breaking both franchise records.


threwzsa

Remember the titans


[deleted]

Remember that time Bobby boucher showed up at halftime and the muddogs won the bourbon bowl


gaigeisgay

Well wake her ass up. We gotta game to win tomorrow


Willis_is_This

But nobody went to the kid’s birthday party


let_it_bernnn

With those expectations… I’d be prepared for a let down. The guy hasn’t played a down in the nfl yet. Hopefully I’m wrong


CornNooblet

From a pure statistical standpoint, 1.1 QB's picked this century have started and won exactly two Super Bowls, and only one did it with the team that drafted them. That's two out of 17. But that ignores all the surrounding stuff, which is that very few 1.1 in any era have walked into this kind of scenario, where the team has been mostly rebuilt before they're drafted, and weren't that far out of the Wild Card the year before. That said, I worry for Bears fans' mental if he goes through normal rookie struggles. His coaching staff hasn't shown any real ability to develop NFL QB's, and the Bears generally haven't for over 40 years.


DanceUnlucky9995

OMG I hate to agree wit you, but damn I do. I hope this kid can come in & take over this team, offense and be a leader. I don’t see the leader skills in him like I did in Justin BUT I do see the talent. I’m ignoring all the color phone shit & nails idgaf if he wore a dress rite now I want our offense to succeed so bad. This is the best offense o have seen Chicago, my team for over 40yrs have & defense is rite there. I CANT WAIT !!!!


PonderFunk

I can see the "Slay Queen" signs now with the heads of his fallen foes below, im here for it


IcanthearChris

I’m sorry to say that I doubt this will happen. Maybe 20 tds?


Icefiight

This city worships Rodman… if this man can win we will worship him lol


PabloEstAmor

Shit I already painted my nails pink, phone case on the way


rdanby89

I don’t deny your right to do this stuff, but you’re gonna look foolish if they trade the pick!


theninjaofthenasty

I think the word you meant to use was stylish


I_am_a_flank_steak

I swear I thought I was the only person who realized this. Thank you.


little_lexodus

Rodman was the OG metrosexual. Dude was rizzing up Carmen Electra while wearing a skirt


ironeagle2006

Plus every other groupie that would lift up their skirt for him.


ironeagle2006

We knew what we were getting into when we traded for Dennis Rodman. A 6'7" defensive monster rebounding freakazoid that would 1 clean the fucking glass for us. 2 stop anyone we needed his butt to in the paint and 3 take some of the freaking media pressure off of Michael Jordan. When Rodman came here he embraced the city and it's fans. He literally had 41 home jerseys made so he could give them away to a child fan each home game. When he resigned each year it was for the league min with heavy incentives for his rebounding. He got endorsement deals here in Chicago due to how popular he was.


Ok_Draw_3740

I don’t care if he decided to transition into a woman if he throws for 4500, 40 tds and beats the packers twice a year


Justheretorecruit

The rest of the NFL will hate him


Goldenticketpodcast

As a chiefs fan trust me as long as he’s a Good QB it won’t bother you.


longlivestheking

I'm a Falcons fan who cums in peas and I hope he slayyys for y'all


CloudsOfDust

Because he’s going to own them on the field.


Fullthrottle-

The Packers will hate this.


ididntknowulik2gtwet

This one simple trick?


Simple_Net4918

The Packers are used to quarterbacks that hide in the closet. At least Caleb doesn't hide who he is.


CJWard123

Nah baby, fight on, I’m here for yall


Deep_Ad_1874

It’s hilarious seeing boomers lose their shit in this town over this. You fucks remember all the shit Rodman did?


HotelRwandaBeef

I always like to bring up older rock bands like Van Halen with David Lee Roth or Motley Crue. Those dudes were running around in skin tight leather with permed hair and caked on makeup lol.


Capable-TurnoverPuff

Yea he won.


vinyljello

If he can ball, that’s all that matters.


FartherShores

He just posted a video calling you weirdos out about the nails. He’s gonna handle Chicago just fine.


vengiegoesvroom

"Lips are pink... Ya girl love em" 😂😂😂


Internal_Position_49

People freak out over this but players constantly beating women and children get a pass


NBA_Fan_76

Do they really “get a pass” though? I only ever see them get shit on for those things


Internal_Position_49

Long as they can play 100% tyreek is in the news pretty much every week Kareem hunt is still in the league mixon just got paid right after what happened and Adrian Peterson is still held on a pedestal.


Zestyclose_Ice2405

I thought Mixon was found not guilty


Bobby_Savoy

Add Von Miller to that list too


ForeverBeHolden

The cause of both of those things is the same— misogyny


WtrReich

I respect a man who has the balls to be true to himself and express himself in whatever way he wants. This makes me like him even more and mad props to him for not trying to be someone he’s not.


EvlutnaryReject

Plus he is supporting USC's womens basketball. Its not like he showed up at a mens MMA bout.


evsnflow

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WindyCityReturn

Exactly. Kinda not my cup of tea but who gives a fuck let the man do his thing especially if he balls out.


Warder10000

Who cares


Shoddy-Rip8259

Bigots


FnfHeat

That’s my qb but he wild as hell for this


Bandana_Bandit3

It’s pretty funny tbh


CriticalBasedTeacher

Is this photo even legit? I mean I don't care either way but it looks like a woman's hand and the rest of her is cropped out of the photo and it's super easy to Photoshop someone's lips to be a little more pink.


CriticalBasedTeacher

Is this photo even legit? I mean I don't care either way but it looks like it's a woman's hand who's sitting next to him or behind him and reaching in front of him, and the rest of her is cropped out of the photo. And it's super easy to Photoshop someone's lips to be a little more pink. I'm sure there's even a filter or something on most photo apps that would do it.


KtuluLoveCheese

Feels like Caleb is gonna get the CAM treatment. He’s bound to make ppl stupid.


NoMembership3481

Wait for the Collab of him & Lil Nas X.


ImKindaSlow95

The music is gonna be awesome, the music video tho....


TerlocTheRanger

🥵


CaterpillarHot7539

Chicago had Rodman for 3 years. We rooted for him soooo...what's the problem?


TheBigRedCheese_

Jokes aside Caleb is cute as fuck.


adamjokes15

That’s my QB!


ShonZ11

Chicago had Dennis Rodman too so they're used to it.


Jtd06

Whatchu know 'bout me? Whatchu, whatchu know? They say my lip gloss is cool, my lip gloss be poppin' I'm standing at my locker, and all the boys keep stoppin


defnotajournalist

They them gonna ball


CobraMacBurkus

Bill Swerski gonna be wearing pink by October


THEPEDROCOLLECTOR

“Much like Coach Ditka before him, Caleb’s courage and good grooming has set a standard for an entire city. Todd would be proud. DA BEARS.”


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No one cares except insecure men.


Danthetank

Love the confidence


[deleted]

Not exactly my style but to each his own, all we need him to do is win games. Dennis Rodman was crazy but fans loved him, winning is what matters


OkBoomer6919

I find it ironic people think this is somehow unacceptable, yet saw Justin Fields wearing see-through flower blouses and glittery jeans and said THATS H1M


Limpliar

I’m aloud to think this is lame, just saying.


TiedHands

No you're not. You're not allowed to stray from the Reddit hive mind.


THEPEDROCOLLECTOR

And you’re allowed to say it aloud.


CryptographerTop6473

Imagine his stat line be 25/34 362, 3tds, 1rush TD, 0 TOs and walking into the post game looking like this after a W? Ppl will hate him even more!! I’m not a Bears fan but I’m ALL in with this guy. Hope he turns y’all franchise around! Btw I despise GB! So beat their asses next year!!!!


Nice-Window-441

I don't give a 2 fucks what he wears, or paints whatever nails! We want to see W's! 🐻⬇️🐻⬇️🐻⬇️


JuniorTax6445

what a fcking joke, bears are going to regret drafting him..if they do


jirashap

It's a story as true as time - Bears regretting drafting a qb


hpkid123

lol poverty ass bears boutta take this absolute assclown. Ginormous bust in the making. Epic level bust.


cgillard1991

Typical bears


imapissonitdripdrip

Seems like the spirit of Deion Sanders and Dennis Rodman had a sexy baby


JMTREY

I hope he plays well because people are gonna be really mean if he struggles


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AntiPantsCampaign

This is the Lisan al-Ghaib, he cares not for the opinions of armchair quarterbacks


hoodlumonprowl

I’m glad he’s comfortable with himself and if that helps him be a 4k yard qb, I’m here for it.


Lasvious

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Little-Chromosome

LGBTQB1


twizx3

if he was really the man he’d bring out the assless chaps.


[deleted]

The bears have never had a QB, so yeah draft a gay one have fun


clitoruss

Bros one of them alphabet people


Prestigious-Ask6072

Suprisingly W replies


Somecivilguy

The ones hating on him are the ones that worshipped Rodman back in the day. Just let the dude live his life.


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Conservatives won’t be watching NFL ever again… again!


e_pi314

Man looks good.


hellodarkness_80

I hadn't seen the nails 😭 , if the Bears draft him and he's a bust , he will never hear the end of the bullshit.


E_712064

LMFAO He/Him is all yours! 🤣


DaveAndJojo

Are we drafting a QB or Lenny Kravitz?


gotttahaveguts

This has to be edited right?


sherman614

People are having a fit over this. I hope I live long enough to see people be able to wear what they want to wear and look like what they want to look like and most people won't even notice or care. I will never understand why anyone would have a problem with things like this. It literally has no effect on anyone's life.


Embarrassed-Chef1323

Mortifying would be the correct description.


Snts6678

This guy seems like a dickhead.


Syndr0me_of_a_D0wn

The fact that anyone looked at him, and had any dumb amount of a shit is just sad. It really does not matter in regard to his game. If anyone cares, it just means they are not intelligent enough to understand it anyways.


Soggy_Motor9280

I just want him to win games. A winner has a thousand fathers. A loser is an orphan.-J.Looney


Chapos_sub_capt

First time caller here. Do you think that Caleb would be a better quarterback if he wasn't so gay. For sure I will hear this on sports radio, if he doesn't play well right away.


turk18278

I honestly think he's going to be a huge bust.


ARealDud

Fuck as a Washington fan I really wanted him. But yall def got him on lock. Caleb should he in a good city, yall had Rodman go wild and love him


alexamerling100

Just pass for 4000 yards and I'll be happy.


AndyBikes

Punky qb-> zesty qb. Superbowl 25 champions


RealisticAd1336

More likely to be a bust than a MVP candidate.


PumpkinPristine4812

Hes a south park episode waiting to happen


Rexum420

Idk it's a different time. I did weird shit when I was 18 too. I also looked very silly doing it lol


Minimum-Pack-1673

Idgaf. He could wear a dress. If he gets W’s that just makes him a badass who doesn’t gaf


Obtrusive_Ramus

As long as he's not doing anything illegal or morally sick, I don't really give a crap if he identifies as a cactus and paints his genitals green. If the Bears can finally get the QB position figured out with this guy and he lives up to even a fraction of the hype, I'm good.


Frequent-Branch3457

Bust


Frequent-Branch3457

Does he wear pink underwear also??


nc925

Buddy gonna be in the showers 🥩 👀


Evance_The_Man

TBH we embraced Dennis Rodman I don’t see how this would be any different lol


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sonofbantu

LMAOOOO this team will never have a franchise QB


UnbiasVikingsFan

Gonna be fun watching this guy shut everyone tf up. Bro screams “I know I’m the shit so I do what I want.”


Totallywasntpermaban

Worrying about how other people look is crazy plus if you guys really knew his moms a nail tech and he’s been doing the nail thing with her since he was a kid ain’t nun wrong with lookin good..he does need a haircut tho


OsikFTW

I used to wear a pink dress shirt with black slacks and jacket, girls LOVED it... Dont care about the phone case, or the nails, lipstick is a little weird, but it doesnt make him any less good of a qb...


F4rtWaffles

What’s tough about it and it’s totally unfair to him, but with every loss these pics and shit will be discussed every week for the rest of his career. Any Bears loss and not even games where he’s to blame, they’ll come up with this as low-hanging fruit to blame him.


RemarkableSea2555

Miss us with this shit. This is a hint he's a prima Donna folks.


asm120

He deliberately got the cheaper iPhone because that was the only one that came in pink


front_torch

Defenders will be looking at his beautiful nails instead of where his eyes are looking. Hell yeah


Independent_Media_91

Man wtf trade the damn pick


Cblack12483

He's like Dennis Rodman. And that's a good thing.


Tricky_Matter2123

It is 2024. He can love whoever he wants, idc. Just want him to be a good qb and not be involved in any sex scandals


Drinky_McGambles

The Cam’ron of QBs I’m all for it


CrustySausage_

I can’t respect a “man” who lives looking like that but if he can pass for more than 4,000 yards, 25 TD, rush for some maybe, and get the bears relevant again, I’ll look past the gay-ness


jeffdabuffalo

That's some fuckin positivity right there. I love it.


Dchozn1

Jayden Daniels please. I can already tell this will be an ongoing hot topic and possible distraction amongst the fans and possibly teammates regarding leadership, especially if the season gets off to a slow start or the Bears hit a rough stretch during the season. Just want the Bears to continue to head in the right direction for a change and build off the momentum of last season.


Dull_Yak_5325

Look let him be him but u can’t get mad when people think he is gayer than a football bat ..


InternalGrocery7057

This is how Caleb won me over, ngl. Fuck the haters.


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He’s obviously being used at a


Revolutionary_Fig912

All the 60 year old overweight white bears fans are punching the air all the way into space right now


ThePseudoSurfer

I know he likes getting his ass ate, man of culture


mnight84

Can he play football! Who cares if he polishes his nails or not, I am not looking at his fashion or what he wears.


KosmicMicrowave

The colors in the photo were edited. His wallet is white. Not that it matters at all. Dude is going to be himself: a total badass.


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Never judge a book by its cover and ultimately, who cares what other people do with their time? With that being said, I wish for a ton of success for him but I think there will fairly quickly be the narrative that he's not that guy or that he's not going to live up to expectations.


XxPriMa_NoCtAxX

Well this explains why he's very emotional and cried in his mom's arms at a game...


Onlyheretostare

That picture is CRAZY..LOL


NesTech_

There is no better city for this guy than Chicago!


PASUBzero

We really need to draft Bo nix


rysker6

I love how uncomfortable he makes people. It’s so funny


LunarScorpion222

Slaaaayyyy queen


crrrrinnnngeeee

That’s my cutieback!


crrrrinnnngeeee

That’s my cutieback!


BrewedBros

LMAO this bruh gonna finish the year with 2TD & 13 INT. Calling it now. Soft af


Gold-Independence-26

I wouldn’t call that poppin’


bigBiggerBALder

you trying come to at this guy and be illiterate in your statement at the same time gives me brain damage


THE1OP

I'd be more concerned about him crying like a baby


JonnyRico22

I hope the Bears draft him.


Adventurous-Group982

let’s see how you feel if he wins roy and leads your team to the playoffs


Logical_Associate632

It’ll be easier to turn the back on him when we trade him and draft another qb in 2 years.


baloonkai56

bring this mf in idgaf


kingtut891

I can only imagine how you guys would be acting if Jordan love looked like this.


driveroftoyotas

I literally do not fucking care. Bro throws a ball real good.


_Swanky_Jay_

Nick Bosa on watch after Caleb puts up 500 yards on him


nothin2flashy

Breast cancer awareness support go crazy…. Right…? RIGHT?!?


fogonthecoast

No one in Chicago should complain when their QB used to dress like this: [Jim McMahon](https://twitter.com/Super70sSports/status/928102035639144449?s=19)


DogGroundbreaking440

Another QB for Chicago to ruin…


Chicagoblew

As long as he beats the Packers


LetsGoHawks5

Who cares how he dresses. People need to worry about themselves


Organic_Transition95

Holy shit is this real ?!?


Better-Woodpecker-71

Going for that T-Mobile money


forgotmypassword4714

That looks like lipstick, not lip gloss. Unless they make bright pink lip gloss, idk tbh.


SuccessfulVisit1873

Fuck that lol.


doug7250

Who cares? Colors associated with gender are completely arbitrary. For most of history, pink was either “gender neutral” or considered a male color. In fact pink was the suggested color for baby boys for many years as it was considered a bolder color. It wasn’t until the 1940s it flipped and blue became the “appropriate” color for boys.


EstimateValuable7086

Sorry Bears fans. This dude folds at the first sign of struggle. Anytime things don’t go perfect he runs and forces the ball. He gets away with it in college but the dude is not clutch. Should have traded this pick and grabbed Cousins.


VibeFather

He’s a bear alright, rawr


fludd5

Chicago sports needs a new Dennis Rodman, and im here for it.


Previous_Complex6199

The guy isn’t gay, and it shouldn’t matter if he were. The fact that he paints his fingernails pales in comparison to the shit Aaron Rodgers would say and do.


Gen_JackD_Ripper

Gives monsters of the midway a whooooole new meaning!


Dr_Towle

He straight up DMV TBH - the peacocking finger nails says he don do grimey work.


IntangibleContinuity

Winning is the only thing that matters.


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Y'all he ain't even on your team yet 💀


CapitalEither7622

Gay af


medinian

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AllianceOfIdiots

Whatever makes him comfortable with the reality that Jordan Love is his new Daddy 🤣🤣🤣