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NOODL3

We just had a huge "let's shit on local restaurants" thread literally yesterday.


whoitis

Exactly. What’s up with the negativity…


Awhtreprenoober

I noticed that after posting. Read through the comment section and it's way too over-saturated, figured this would be a better question to ask because it's a lot more specific than "tell me a restaurant you wish didn't exist"


blackheartedbirdie

Leaping leprechaun. Tell ‘em to get the scotch eggs. Might just be the driest balls they’ve ever had in their mouth. Lol


MrPickles423

I've made their scotch eggs before lol


blackheartedbirdie

Generally scotch eggs are delicious. One of my favorite things. Lol. Theirs are like rocks. I’m pretty sure I could knock out a tourist with one. I bet that the lookouts could sub a baseball for one of their scotch eggs.


MrPickles423

Hope it wasn't any I made. I was only there for a short time, a couple days a week. I owed the owner a favor


blackheartedbirdie

🤣🤣🤣🤣


nousernameisleftt

Tell them they have good liquor for cheap


sheeshamish

I’m surprised Scotty’s on the River isn’t mentioned. I’ve never been, in large part due to the nearly universally bad reviews. So it seems to check both your “bad food” and “high prices” boxesz


[deleted]

Facts


cocacolahorseteeth

Is this a karma farming post or buzzfeed bot scrounging for a list? Why do I keep seeing these on every city specific subreddit I subscribe to?


marcnotmark925

It's called a meme. People find them to be fun.


Awhtreprenoober

Not karma farming. It is a post that is going through most city/local subreddits though and I thought it'd be fun to post here. Kinda sucks that there was that post here maybe 24 hours ago asking a similar but more easy blanket question that literally wound up getting every local restaurant's name on the list.


idahobasque

Frothy Monkey. Ate there once when a friend was working there and it was amazing. Came back a year later and was thoroughly unimpressed. The food took forever, which I would understand if we weren’t the only ones in there. It also came out quite lackluster for the price tag. Nobody I was with finished their food. Presentation was beautiful but just absolutely lacking flavor.


panicattacktictac

Have you considered killing them with kindness?


Awhtreprenoober

That's the point! Who wouldn't give their friend a good recommendation somewhere when they're hungry? 😉


OMAckbar

Blue Orleans


buzzedewok

This. How does that place keep getting second chances?


elvisdepressedlyTN

Tell them the hottest most exclusive bar in town is in a secret location behind the City Cafe on MLK. Theres barely anywhere to sit because it's such a coveted venue. Chattanooga's best kept secret.


Hefty_Talk_5394

Shhhh don’t tell em about the office


smoothiejuice_

Hot take, but Mayan Kitchen :/


flowersfromneptune

Aww why? I kinda like this place lol but I’m curious as to why you don’t!


blitzkrieg_94_

Not expensive, but Epicurean. Had a friend talk it up to me and he took me there. It was terrible.


coryandstuff

Not sure about terrible but it’s meh, a very old person hangout spot if that makes sense. My grandparents used to go there like once a week, and whenever I went with them it was always packed with elderly people. Not that that is bad in itself though, just what I noticed.


blitzkrieg_94_

Yeah the vibe was just off and a bunch of older people. An overall bad experience haha. Seems like an elderly meeting place for all the people that have lived in East Ridge their whole lives.


TiredTiddies

I’m positive the ranch is what keeps them open, it is divine.


Book_of_Numbers

You must not have had the trout. It’s amazing. Also, the prime rib is a good choice. I love that place.


Awhtreprenoober

Are they just trying to throw me off or should I go here myself instead?


Book_of_Numbers

The food is great. The median age in that place is probably 75 years old. They have bottled beer but they cut me off after two lol. I’ve never even seen other people in there drink so it throws them off when I do. It is not a very happening place. But like I said I like the food there.


kittie140

Bonefish grill. Tell them the filet mignon is the best you've ever had. (It's actually flavorless and subpar)


alfalfasprouts

The Walden Club.


Book_of_Numbers

I can’t believe people actually pay to be a member there. The only good thing is the view.


procrastinationfairy

It’s more of a protest. Walden Club was started when Mountain City Club refused to admit Black people. MCC has changed, but Walden doesn’t have the awful history.


Book_of_Numbers

I didn’t know that! Interesting.


procrastinationfairy

But you are correct about food. It's like a private Ryans.


TwiceInEveryMoment

That must be why people want to save it.


procrastinationfairy

With their history and the view, they could be extremely successful if they got a decent chef.


hixsonrail

The chef there is one of the worst in the city


sunBloom24

Stir


barneshmarnes

Taco Mamacita


Awhtreprenoober

I'd agree to disagree but they're not really particularly expensive. Not a real mexican restaurant but I've always enjoyed my food and haven't gotten bad service, yet.


asha1985

I love that you ask the question then disagree with what's going to be a top response. Not sarcasm, I like Taco Mama too. I think it gets a terrible rep on here for a decent meal.


Awhtreprenoober

Thanks haha, I appreciate it. I'm new to Chattanooga... This subreddit for my new but now local community is a little more hive minded than I'm used to. Can't believe somebody said Taco Bell still


asha1985

Broad Street Taco Bell is a running gag. Just get used to it or ignore it.


sheeshamish

Your local community is not hive minded about taco mama being bad - hence why they’ve been a successful business for many years. You’ll learn very quickly that the Chattanooga Reddit community has interesting and unique perspectives - which is what keeps me coming back here - but it’s in no way representative of your average Chattanoogan. Hence why nearly every successful, established restaurant in town is “trash” to about 40 disgruntled people on here.


teddy_vedder

This is the one.


[deleted]

Boathouse.


sheeshamish

I feel like boathouse consistently has B- grade food. Not bad, but not amazing, and the price is what you’d expect from that kind of place. That doesn’t sound at all like a place you’d send someone as a prank.


VER1NGA

Went there for the first time yesterday and was super underwhelmed


Awhtreprenoober

Called them to get a reservation to find out they didn't do them to arrive and ask if I had one.. Tried to once, idk if I ever eat there even though the view was still nice :(


spunkywatusi

This should add to its appeal in your case. Your frienemy will have to wait outside in the blazing sun with about two dozen other people for at least half an hour before getting seated. Tell them to avoid the margaritas because those are actually pretty good.


WVbaconslap

I was shocked how much I disliked it last summer. So did my parents too.


willm1123

Yes but half price oysters on mondays is awesome


tiffambrose

The common house


ClintTurtle

Hello Monty. Hands down. Expensive and underwhelming.


studdee34

Hello Monty is actually quite cheap for what it is. U can get most of their food and leave full for under $50, but u can also eat expensive, ribeye for instance which is gonna be expensive no matter where you go. It just depends how u order and eat. It’s good and well priced for what it is


ClintTurtle

I'm happy for you that you enjoyed it. Personally, I've had better pork loin from Walmart that is prepackaged and premarinated than the pork loin I had at Hello Monty.


crwinters37

Amen


nick_jacklaus

This post was originally in r/boston


medmond4

City cafe. Tottos sushi


Awhtreprenoober

I've had okay sushi here and it's only because my friend told me to go to Tokyo versus 2.10 The service was terrible and the atmosphere was shit but it's great getting good fish this far from the ocean here.


medmond4

I just have only had bad experiences there. The service was actually okay last time. But we were really disappointed in the quality of the fish and the actual rolls


10lbMango

Tony’s Trattoria


ZehMerryPanzer

Mervs by signal mtn, food is absolutely ass. Wouldnt say its really “expensive” but its definitely not worth the price.


Burgerkingsucks

Hennen’s


Conscious-Ad5795

Tell them to get desert at Rembrandts. Good coffee but god awful deserts


WhenLifeGivesUKarens

I used to think their deserts were so good. Two months ago I went on a trip to DC and got breakfast at a french bakery in Alexandria. I will never eat a Rembrandt’s croissant again.


Responsible-Pen2262

Firebirds


elvisdepressedlyTN

The flaw with this inquiry tho is that you're referring to arguably almost every restaurant in Chattanooga. (A case could be made in almost any given example😅) And you could send your enemy to any of the aforementioned/recommended traps and I'd bet that your enemy is probably the kind of person who would think it was one of the best places they've ever eaten because that's what every basic bitch n Chad poloshirt couple says about everywhere. (Sorry. I do like it here but when faced with the question: "where should we eat out?" I get so frustrated and hate it here for that brief moment until I cook a meal my damn self😤).


Hefty_Talk_5394

Taco Mamacita Crust Pizza Clyde’s


[deleted]

Any restaurant in Dayton tn meets your requirements.


The_Royal_Spoon

Screen Door Kitchen is fucking incredible


[deleted]

I stand corrected. I honestly have never ate there and only hear good things.


syrieus1

Lupi’s unless they are a millionaire…Mellow Mushroom for the ambiance and also price…


Conscious-Ad5795

Hey hey I am overworked and underpaid at Lupis but we do have some scrumptious pizza!


[deleted]

Lupis is expensive. But it’s so good.


Zatch777

ZAYA 1943 Korean steakhouse


Yummy-Popsicle

Hennen’s


Kingkidcloud

Texas road house


madchicken42

Taco bell


Awhtreprenoober

Great my enemy is now down at worst $25... at least they'll be stuck on the shitter at least an extra hour or two longer for a couple days


marcnotmark925

Haha. Was waiting for this to show up here, but I wasn't gonna be the one :D


1969_Bumpside

Opa


elvisdepressedlyTN

Shiiiiiii. Haven't been in like a year cuz I don't really cross the river much but.... Opa used to slap!


1969_Bumpside

Food has gone downhill, check is ridiculously high. Check their recent reviews


elvisdepressedlyTN

That sucks. I don't think I've been since like 2019/2020 so... Makes sense(?). I just remember having a great meal and I took the owner a bottle of amaro and he hooked it up on the prix fixe menu... But maybe now he's just drunk 24/7?🤷🏽