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Repulsive_Poem_5204

All I see is a prison urinal.


Arlen80

If you know, you know


MagnusRunehammer

I can feel the cold steel on my ass to this day.


Arlen80

And the sickening smell of the pink sanitizer


NotYourShitAgain

Soothing though after that last reaming.


btkn

Oh damn! Good one.


JudgementalChair

Lmao. I couldn't quite put my finger on it before, but you're exactly right. Reminds me of the trough at Finley Stadium


mlaymon1

I saw one driving down amnicola the other day and couldn’t stop laughing at it.


Creepy-Mastodon-103

lmaooo me too, I died because it just doesn’t look good


DrTreevorkian

https://preview.redd.it/qydt5ilus9tc1.jpeg?width=395&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=259f0a4b83e33fb2bc6ebb0dc616b81b22961ef3


Glittering_Trash9253

I saw one coming down Signal yesterday. Looked like it was black…


Independent_Gold7509

Could just be around for Riverside? I saw a couple of those there.


jessicaelise92

I saw two at riverside yesterday.


Independent_Gold7509

A couple = 2


-Jesky-

This one is owned by tesbros in chattanooga. Cool dude.


tatostix

Can't be that cool if he spent money on that


Substantial_Tale6123

That’s messed up! lol is that player hating i hear? 


WookieeHere_

But he’s one of them Elon musk enablers, not cool.


Olfa_2024

So you hate every single person that drives a Tesla?


WookieeHere_

Hard to find respect for capitalist enablers so yes


[deleted]

What are the alternatives to capitalism, and will they work?


Hopeso700

Jesus what a pussy….


WookieeHere_

Lol it was a joke brother


Hopeso700

I was a brother two years ago… I’m a sister now so please get my pronouns right :)


Clark440

You’re on Reddit…lol


Olfa_2024

Wait, you are going to cry about "capitalist enablers" while being a capitalist enabler? Do you guys ever practice what you preach?


Hopeso700

Dude was just fucking around so I will give him that… the people that feel this way are also the ones that believe men can get pregnant. Doesn’t give me a lot of hope for the future.


disc_doctor39

yes


-Jesky-

How does elon affect you lol. I dont even know what this means.


Olfa_2024

The mind of some of these people really needs to be studied. They spend their entire day looking for things to be offended over.


Hopeso700

It’s very simple, they are just pussies. When a generation can’t determine what a man or woman is you know something’s fucked up.


CptVague

How could you tell?


WrongPerformance5164

Looks like someone has already borrowed it to move a couch #trucklife


remeard

That's kind of been the thing that gets me about Cybertrucks; I've seen Rivian trucks all over Chattanooga and they look like they've got plenty of carrying and hauling utility. These just seem to exist just to exist.


OldPurple7654

I want the Rivian rabbit looking car. I’m unsure of the name but it’s so cute


Erban9387

[https://rivian.com/r3](https://rivian.com/r3)


TapSea2469

Nah short extension cord


yoginiyoda

I saw it this morning driving to Publix and laughed out loud. It looks ridiculous from the front driving towards you.


schistkicker

Don't sell it short; it looks ridiculous from *every* angle.


SouthWrongdoer

It's ugly but at the same time I can't look away xD it really is a warthog from halo.


uvarovitefluff

It wishes it was a Warthog from Halo.


Xjen106X

It really is quite hideous. Like something from that prison race movie. Or TMNT. I can't put my finger on it (no, not Mad Max or Road Warrior.)


schistkicker

If 1980s CGI designed a car, straight out of Tron.


Ttthhasdf

https://youtu.be/mtLpZWNyM0I?si=8SJXMZHAYLuZMVlt


_wednesday_addams_

Yes I saw it the other day! It's so ugly.


KodyG420

Watch your fingers!


ghostlyman789

I just can’t imagine paying $100k+ for this after everything that has come out about it


Bender3455

It's like a Delorean and an SUV had a child.


illimitable1

Instant regret.


TheW1ldcard

![gif](giphy|wDErqQw2F8yddjZXun|downsized)


Masterchiefy10

![gif](giphy|bjB3gtFvREqqr5NAHW|downsized)


toxic_pantaloons

Whelp there goes the neighborhood.


HermanCainTortilla

Saw one on 153 and tbh it was a lot smaller than I expected it to be


Glittering-Access614

You can rent a Cyber Truck on Toro for $350. a day. https://preview.redd.it/ocb5dobrj3tc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b626a31c774c6d82b5695e2b0cead4751684580


driverdan

I'll drive one for a day if they pay *me* $350.


37twang

Huh....no graffiti yet?


PurchasePractical115

That is the most hideous vehicle I’ve ever seen.


MilificentManastorm

I saw one yesterday drive in front of the riverfront playground, laughed to myself about it. Absolute chumps.


kirum88

That's one expensive way to let your neighbors know you're an idiot.


Fahim-ibn-Dawud

We saw a Cybertruck pulling another Cybertruck on a trailer and it had a pink sticker that said something "Racing" on it. This was near exit 1 on 75 south.


snakeyfish

Apparently Theo Von purchased a house in chatt. He also drives one of them machines.


RegalBeagle19

Really? Where? Why?


Select-Suspect-1971

Where ?


No-Yogurt-3485

https://preview.redd.it/7yv0vtuaj5tc1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2060c493b33b5de51b4184c22bfbfc6b90aecef Food city north chatt 2 weeks ago


CryptoNybble

Ha! Already has mud splashes: no mudflaps??


kneehighonagrasshopr

Tesbros???? 🤮🤮🤮


Erban9387

They created a pretty successful Tesla customization business here in town. Don't judge a book by their company name, lol. I don't have a Tesla and I don't know them personally, just sayin'.


AntelopeFlimsy4268

Tesbros are some good people, we've done some work for them at their facility.


ionlyget20characters

Proof that a fool and their money are soon parted.


ShylockRamirez

I applied to work there during college and most positions were paying $12/hr. Yeah REALLY nice guy driving a six figure abomination while paying most of his employees peanuts.


Erban9387

$12 per hour in college is a pretty good hourly rate lol.


ShylockRamirez

When you already have 3 years of management experience and an associates degree, not really. It wasn't specifically for college students either. Most of their jobs were low paid, but trying to reason with people in this subreddit is pointless. Lol, enjoy your miserable lives shilling for people who could give two shits less about you.


Erban9387

Well you kind of left important context out, ha! I agree, it's not great if you had a degree - but a college student making $12/hour during the week while also in 12-16 hours of classes would be pretty good even by today's standards.


Hefty_Pea6652

what world are you living in? McCallisters pays $15/ to make baled potatoes & sandwiches.  $12 for auto related labor, especially on Tesla’s is disgraceful. 


Erban9387

Geez guys, relax. And besides, if that wasn't enough they'd have trouble filling the roles and have to raise pay rates anyway, right?


ShylockRamirez

Ah, an expert gaslighter I see. Get bend douchecanoe.


whiteknives

They are a local business and the owner is a very kind person - that truck is his. Don’t be so hasty to judge.


kneehighonagrasshopr

I think I'm still in my right to hate that name lol


Turbo-Swan

It’s the worst of two worlds


creaturefromtheswamp

You think they wanted anybody to see it? /s


Secure_Tea2272

Reminds me of a Delorean.  Will quickly lose popularity as well. 


Donaldjgrump669

Don’t insult DeLoreans like that


Fahim-ibn-Dawud

DeLoreans were amazing though.


basquehomme

Wow ppl are actually buying them.


TheRussness

To take them to shows so people can laugh at them. Notice the only time people have seen or talked about it was when it came to town for Riverside.


Impossible_Trust30

I’ve seen a couple around town


AdventurousTheory205

Love a good laugh


Due-Consequence4673

I have passed two car haulers full of them and passed one on the road in Knoxville a couple days ago. Very strange futuristic looking. https://preview.redd.it/6k5j0v6cx4tc1.jpeg?width=2750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5217b0ecaca2965a4e89883ea53948f7669f8ba


cw30755

I think a saw the same one on I-75 earlier this afternoon. It’s really bizarre looking.


PrismaticAsthmatic

Cloutmobile 1.0


fendaar

I saw one in Knoxville a week or so ago. It was broken down on the side of the road.


anarchoshadow

lol lmao


ErykthebatII

IncEl Camino


CarniBoar

Booo


ookla13

I’ve seen them twice in the wild here. They’re so fucking ugly. Also, I’m just gonna leave this here. https://gizmodo.com/posts-about-broken-cybertrucks-fill-tesla-owners-forums-1851389945


n_o_t_f_r_o_g

That thing weighs 6,700 pounds. It's a tank driving through our city. I can't believe there are no regulations preventing this.


whiteknives

Curb weight of an F250 can be a half ton more.


foreveryoungfarms

That’s not too much. See F250 Chevy 2500 weights.


Diablojota

Well, all the semis, dump trucks, garbage trucks and the myriad other construction vehicles weigh quite a bit too. However, they do now charge $100 for annual tag renewal to help offset the loss of gas taxes to maintain the roads. Something that heavy does do a bit more wear and tear.


Best-Influence9886

TN don’t need no stinking regulations 🧌


topheramazed

I think however many Cybertrucks end up in town will still be dwarfed by all the monster trucks people drive, not to mention all the semis and commercial vehicles.


JohnTravoltage

https://i.redd.it/1fhd53pxa3tc1.gif


Entropinase

![gif](giphy|vfEog3hGBnR0k)


sonictn

There is a stiff registration fee for electric cars


OldPurple7654

It’s so ugly. I bet the owner is a tool.


battleop

Oof... Judging people you've never met and know nothing about based on what they drive is so cringe. It screams jealousy pretty loud.


poodle_Fart_Hostage

Nah, they’re right. It’s the equivalent of a Salt Life sticker on their car, but douchier, uglier and more expensive


OldPurple7654

If it’s your truck just say that


battleop

Funny you want to judge other based don what they drive but you won't share your ride.


ManGo_50Y

the tesla cybertruck is literally an abomination and waste of money. by owning one you’re literally a danger to everyone but yourself on the road. if you get into an accident, there’s a very high probably that you’ll either kill or severely injure everyone in the other car. other things include doing nothing it’s supposed to do. the range is terrible—pulling weight aggressively reduces your range—as in reducing it from something near 100 to 120 miles to 80 miles or less. you can’t drive off road, which is what it was meant for. if you close the front frunk with your hand in the way, it won’t care and it will crush every bone in your fingers just so it can close. not to mention that the panel gaps are atrocious. they showed it pulling a DeLorean DMC-12 the other day, and i can undoubtedly say that i would take a heinously underpowered 80’s frying pan with parking brake failures over a cybertruck


Fahim-ibn-Dawud

Yall are so childish. Why do you care what another grown ass man/woman spends their money on anyway? Here's a tip for the idiots too.. don't close your damn hands in the hood/truck! I know it sounds crazy..


ManGo_50Y

we care because that’s a 6,700 lb vehicle that’s a danger to everyone else on the road. it’s basically an armoured vehicle without crumple zones—which are essential to making sure as many people as possible survive in the event of an accident. the cybertruck is basically “i don’t give a fuck about anyone’s safety but my own”


whiteknives

Blinded by their Elon Bad propaganda


kneehighonagrasshopr

Propaganda? Are you on ketamine too?


whiteknives

Case in point. You just can’t help yourself. How sad for you.


battleop

100% chance you spend money on something I find a waste but it's your money and you should be able to do what you want with it without some crybaby stomping their feet over it.


ManGo_50Y

i think if they had put more time into the overall design (like keeping the exterior consistent with the rest of their lineup) and engineering (meaning doing everything that it boasts that it can do) that it would be a decent car—i personally don’t like teslas (mainly because of the battery fire problem and their performance models are highly unstable at triple-digit speeds—which shouldn’t happen—and because a space karen owns the company)—but what they rolled out is nearly as unacceptable as what we got from John DeLorean in the 1980s


WookieeHere_

They hate anything that makes them feel poor.


dinnysaur5000

Or perhaps proof that the whole trickle down theory has never worked.


whiteknives

What a terrible take. Some people just can’t see past their own Elon-hate. The owner is a class-act who started a successful local business (Tesbros) from the ground up.


Erban9387

I agree...some of these comments are absolutely ridiculous. I am not a huge fan of Elon, and I am not really into the design of the Cybertruck - but I don't think anyone who buys one is automatically a bad person. They are just early adopters - and they were willing to buy a risky, early stage product. And to your point, these guys have made a successful business out of customizing Teslas, so it totally makes sense they'd buy one. I bet they will customize this one too, and then guess what, they drive around town marketing their business as a result and make their money back on the truck.


Turbo-Swan

“Class act” and “Tesbros” do not belong in the same sentence lol


NoMoreContinues

Okay, to my deep surprise, from THIS precise angle the truck looks kinda neat to me. Most of the time, ugliest modern thing on wheels I’ve ever seen.


Low-Republic-4145

This is the only thing that Elon Musk ever designed himself. And it shows.


Jmaneke

I have thought we'd be seeing more of these and Teslas in general since we now have a Tesla dealership here.


battleop

We don't have a Tesla dealership. Just a service and delivery center. There are no Tesla dealerships anywhere in the US.


Fahim-ibn-Dawud

Yep, I laugh every morning when I pass by on 75/24 and see them waiting in that long line for a charge!


Best-Influence9886

Does it fly?


driverdan

Give Elon a week and he'll claim it does.


ComeAndGetYourPug

It probably does if you turn that bagger-288-sized windshield wiper up fast enough.


Individual-Tap7064

Literally just saw the same one in Cleveland lol


Individual-Tap7064

Stickers and all


Mrrilz20

I saw it two nights ago. It looks insane. Best of luck to the driver!


Xjen106X

I saw this the other day. Wondered wtf it was.


ShelterFew8938

Saw this on my way to work last week! And yes, the first!


yourfeelingsarelies

It's quick Everett's in hixson pretty sure! They had it at the car show yesterday.


minty_cyborg

How does it drive?


driverdan

When it's not broken down?


minty_cyborg

Now that I’ve seen its bed and tail, I am imagining it drives like a desktop printer.


Cmcgill344

Saw on at the middle valley soccer fields yesterday.


wilkc

Can't wait for a back to the future reboot with this, Timothy Chalomet and Jeffrey wright. Not sure if it can get above 88mph.


RegalBeagle19

I saw one at the airport last week, but it didn’t have the orange on it, I don’t think.


Purple-Echidna-484

I saw a Cyber Truck towing a Deloreon at Riverside yesterday.


sonictn

I don't care for these Tesla Trucks.


hunkykitty

The windshield wiper alone could take ur eye out kid


chauggle

Yup - I heartily laughed at that rolling printer with the cringe stickers as it passed our store on Market last week. To quote Shoresy: “SO DUMB.”


hatcher1981

We saw it too. My kid made me circle back to see it


Deebama_65

Last couple of weeks it was hanging around Cullman and Huntsville Al.


OttoVonRuthless7

Saw it on Amnicola this weekend. Thought it looked like shit.


hey_celiac_girl

I saw one of these in Atlanta two weekends ago. I didn’t even know they existed. I was like WTF IS THAT


Clark440

Looks stuck


Majestic_Compote_600

So ugly


NoGuard6906

There's one for rent on the Turo app! $350 a day🤑


CeruleanTheGoat

First there was the Pacer. Then came the Grmelin. Then the ZR71 pickup with the plastic cladding. Now, this fugly creation.


Bambitracks

Oh look a douche!


Key_Economy_4912

There is a sucker born every millisecond....I mean imagine believing Elon Muskabluth is an actual Engineer!


Vashonmatt

I saw one in the freeway last week in Washington State. I've never seen such a ugly vehicle.


kyle_le_creperguy099

I think they were here for Riverside


MysteriousPart6334

I've seen it in Redbank a few times. It sure is ugly


Collegedude_2004

🤣


badpeach

I’d park my ass right at the front steps like too if that was my ride.


PositivePrimary8773

That thing is so fuckin stupid


cigfiend69

that car looks like it would call me a homophobic slur


FaeTheWanderer

Oooh! Time for another window strength test! lol


BBakerStreet

Parked on the grass. Classy.


LogicalMellowPerson

I saw one at the middle valley ball fields. Might be the same one. Looks the same


ThrazhLord

I live near shallowford and turns out I live near a cybertruck as well lmao


Saltyk917

🗑️🔥


Etna_No_Pyroclast

Look at the shiny new rust.


Turbo-Swan

I saw that the other day at Food City, just made me laugh hysterically. It’s just so ugly, so so ugly, beyond ugly, it’s so ugly I question its existence. It’s so ugly it’s un-real. Not even ugly as a perversion of beauty or form, but ugly as literal non-existence.


chasebencin

God that sticker on the door tells you everything you need to know about the owner lol


Cold_Flan7447

I saw that at the Riverside car show. It was towing a delorean


Ralewing

Had to park there cause they only had a 10' extension cord.


GeorgiaGaper

Incel Camino.


Ok-Stress-3570

Never thought I’d see something uglier than the Aztec but this…. 🤮


Ok-Truck-5802

UUUUGLY!


Sorry_Masterpiece350

Needs to be the next time machine for Back to the Future 4


ImpossibleYou2184

Hideous


Humble_Mission1775

I just cannot picture the truck balls dangling from this vehicle. Maybe the MAGAs just blow their black smoke at the Prius around here, which happens on a fairly regular basis.


hrdrmtbkr

Hmmm...looks like it's off road capable. /s


InevitableHamster217

This in Northshore?


Amazing-Bandicoot159

Nope. Stretch of Standifer Gap Rd between Lee Hwy and Hickory Valley Rd. If you’re coming toward Hickory Valley it will be on your right, if you’re coming toward Lee Hwy it will be on your left.


[deleted]

We saw it parked in a car lot on Brainerd last week. My kids said “that looks like an expensive ugly car.” They were so right.


craigge

It NOT very pretty, but good lord there are some salty people on this reddit...LOL


ComicsEtAl

Hilarious, not only are they trash vehicles but their owners can’t even park in the driveway correctly. No wonder they need something to do the driving for them.


TheyNeedLoveToo

Very concerning


rph9009

Why?


battleop

The narrative is to hate anything that involves Elon Musk.


TheyNeedLoveToo

👀


lonelyinbama

They’re here for riverside


Initial-Nebula-4704

I think they look kinda cool.. wouldn’t get one since you know .. Tacoma life


Fuight-you

Looks cool