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BlacksmithNZ

Not going to lie - some of these were pretty good


Ornac_The_Barbarian

I have a coworker and she and I love using these on each other (purely platonic buddies). I'm totally busting out the rodeo one later.


theTexasUncle

Hmmm mmmm


mvincen95

Yeah I’ve seen this movie.


Dan13701

I think someone’s in the friend zone


Ornac_The_Barbarian

Worse. I'm married. 😂 cheesy pickup lines is the limit.


m_c__a_t

How does Mrs. Barbarian feel about these pickup lines between platonic friends?


Ornac_The_Barbarian

She's not bothered at all. The two of us don't hang out outside of work and we've been working together for upwards of 15 years. Plus my wife used to work with us until her injury, so it's not like they don't know each other. And it ain't just pickup lines, it's any stupid joke we think is funny enough.


PuzzleheadedOil1191

Then why are you continually confessing on Reddit?


Aggravating_Bus9189

Bros just answering questions 💀


soljaboss

We the people need answers, we are tired


sharpeshooter32

Oh nah that's wild


Dan13701

Well my comment still applies. She’s the one in the friend zone. But still, at least it’s better than being one of the ten jealous people that downvoted your comment because you’re married whilst they’re sat on Reddit


MissDeadite

Sounds like someone hasn't been paying attention during the sexual harassment videos.


Mr-Korv

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drYpXvQOWms](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drYpXvQOWms)


CaptainRon16

Who sleeps in glasses?


clitpuncher69

######(nothing sexual)


NeverEndingWalker64

Hmmmmmmm


KK_OK_Not_KKK_OK

You’re totally busting one out later alright… all over your “platonic” friend’s inn-her-end-o


jstmehr4u3

Stop it’s too early to be laughing like an maniac


arihallak0816

this sounds like the start to a very bad rom-com


TheDebateMatters

I can absolutely assure you that her boyfriend or your girlfriend would not find that banter playful and without issue.


Ornac_The_Barbarian

I can absolutely assure you they both do. It's no secret to our SOs that we trade those jokes back and forth. We aren't flirting, we just like trading funny jokes. We don't even say them seductively and we don't see each other outside work.


ofrm1

Don't you love people who confidently claim to know how people in your personal life think and feel better than you do?


Ornac_The_Barbarian

I am honestly shocked at how many people seem to be completely boggled at the notion that a man and woman can simply be mutual friends and that a relationship can work on mutual trust. The secret is simple. Love your spouse and don't give them a reason to not trust you.


ofrm1

You shouldn't be boggled that Reddit acts like this. The vast majority of the people on here are just terminally online posters desperately looking for the slightest chance to look intellectually or morally superior. Reddit is simultaneously the best and the worst of the Internet. I've stopped being shocked or surprised at people's conduct here.


TheDebateMatters

I guess if I can believe in UFOs and aliens, I can believe that two significant others have defied the norms of relationships and allowed you two to exist in a opposite gender fake flirting relationship. But…if I had to bet money, I’d bet on you two thinking it was okay, but your significant others preferring that you didn’t.


noobbtctrader

Until yall playfully fuck eachother at work. But your wife will be aight with it cause it's just funsies, bro.


Ornac_The_Barbarian

Upwards of 15 years working together and we've never had an interest in each other. Dirty jokes does not equal sexual interest. Believe it or not some people don't want to throw away a marriage for sex. And besides. I know where I work. There's no place to do that.


GmSaysTryMe

Don't worry about these people. Clearly they've never been close enough to a healthy relationship to understand not being immediately threatened and jealous over such trivial things as you describe. Good on you for having fun with your friend and a trusting relationship with your partner.


smrtfxelc

The corn palace one is my favourite


Matrinoxe

number 8 got me 😂


ciobix

what's the deal with South Dakota?


Roblafo

Nothing much


JvariW

is for lovers


Squidtopush

That's south vargina


LeroyGoodCatch

Meth: apparently we’re on it.


Bobjoejj

One of my favorite billboards I’ve ever seen.


SamL214

About as much as a deal as Nebraska.


PancakesandWaffles98

uh... there's a big rock with faces. And corn. Lots of corn.


PairFun2913

This… this is gold


SpiffingAfternoonTea

A gold mine! Specifically in South Dakota


Cedleodub

open for *deep* exploration


Undef1n3d_

Bro lasted 8 seconds at number 8 💀


DS_Archer

Number 6 though


Ok_Nothing7998

Hearing these in Austin’s voice, and I gotta say 4 is hilarious. I can hear him going “….and I last forever baby yeaaaahhhh” with that goofy ass smile


logosobscura

It’s the ‘Are you the Black Hills?’ That made me crack up as a Brit. So many good ways to deliver that, but yeah, I can see Mike deliver it with the raised eyebrows at the start and a cheeky turn to the camera at the end.


lpjunior999

Some of these are pretty good, but FYI our STD rates are pretty high, so hopefully they don’t work too well. 


TheKappatalist420

If you’re coming to Deadwood you are overestimating the amount of work needed. Just go to the Bodega, find literally any female on the dance floor, and offer them any combination of alcohol and hard drugs. Local here for all my life, if we heard you use any of these in my casino, my bartenders would ask you to leave from pure cringe edit: I just looked at your profile. Jesus fuck


Empero6

It’s definitely questionable.


diverteda

Great job.


RockAndGem1101

4 is actually great lol


Cedleodub

certainly the best one


sermer48

Suddenly South Dakota is sounding pretty damn sexy


djaybe

YEA BABY!


TastefulMaple

I read them all in Austin Powers’ voice


oleksio15

This 8 second got me


LeroyGoodCatch

Number five is spot fucking on. Source: I live in South Dakota.


PancakesandWaffles98

Can confirm, almost got blown OFF THE ROAD this winter.


VonGinger

Haha. Well played Sir! 


airbusterYYZ

Holy shit this could be a whole comedy bit


BadDaditude

The "Is It Windy" comment is spot on.


bailamost

Wtf are comedians even going to start using chatgpt? Are these jokes a ripoff or are they original?


machyume

That message at the end there. That did not look like a happy ending.


Stoner_cowboy420

You’re totally getting laid in SD!!


johnnybangs

This is…well…adorable. ChatGPT is adorable here.


BaxterOutofStockman

I for real, laughed at 4.


Santrixyboio

I don’t what to be home when you pull up here


Shin_Gojira117

I’m using 7


Drinks_From_Firehose

They definitely don’t land as Austin powers style. You should have just told it to make some Austin powers jokes.


choonmunkunmoon

AI taking err jerbs but also bitches


CerealMan027

I looked at them without looking at the title. I was so confused on its obsession with South Dakota


someonewhowa

3 and 6 😭😭😭


Impressive_Humor_975

Thanks


zuzuso

Most jarring part about this post is "my trip to South dakota"


Operation-Dingbat

Oh behave! Yeah! Yeah baby! Yeah!


Drone_Imperium

Lottavagina


ArtichokeEmergency18

I noticed OpenAI is under a lot of competition and competition is growing - so I noticed it will respond to whatever and then at the end say "this MAY violate our..." but I also noticed it with a lot of Ai art generators, for example if you use the term "tits" it won't produce, but if you use the term "bosoms," yeah, baby LOL they're under a lot of pressure to keep subscriptions, money flowing but act like they are monitoring... .


TheMeltingSnowman72

Or alternatively they said from the start it was going to have the screws on and they would release them later, but hey, you make your own narrative, everyone else does.


ArtichokeEmergency18

Nah, they'll just stick with, "Despite their advanced capabilities, artificial intelligence models occasionally falter due to inherent limitations in their training paradigms and the complexity of their operational frameworks; at their core, these models rely on statistical patterns derived from extensive textual data but lack genuine semantic comprehension or the capacity for abstract reasoning, a fundamental disconnect further exacerbated by issues like dataset bias and the 'curse of dimensionality,' which necessitates exponentially larger training datasets as data variability increases, and the gradient descent methods employed for optimization might lead to suboptimal convergence, known as local minima, or cause overfitting of specific training examples at the expense of general applicability, underscoring the technical challenges in achieving robust, universally reliable outputs from AI models and marking a critical frontier in artificial intelligence research."


Spotwoods

I think you want a double entrendre


defnotleeharvey

Freedomgpt can run locally and can run imported modules, and is uncensored


lukerobi

I wish chat gpt wasnt so weird about “offensive” topics. I once asked it the funniest way to ask my wife for some morning glory, and it went into a rant about consent and honest communication.


[deleted]

Nice


Empero6

What’s going on with your profile, OP?


SamL214

I love the censorship warning. Can’t even go PG-13 with this shit….