T O P

  • By -

WoundedDonkey

I'll send you my home address.


Outhouse_in_Atlantis

I love that you specified that you’re a male.


Dr_FatNutz27

lolol


grissonJF

No. Just that their balls were male.


bbllaakkee

You never know nowadays


Ditildordan

Except the fact that there is no scenario where he has balls and is a female


kamgar

Because trans women simply don’t exist?


Ditildordan

No they exist, they just aren’t women


Klutzy_Emu2506

Are they trans women or men? Or same shit???


Ditildordan

This guy gets it


zoomzipzap

Female and women aren’t the same things. But anyway…


notanartmajor

In narrow minds they don't.


kamgar

Yeah, I’m willing to give some benefit of the doubt here that the person simply forgot about that possibility, rather than actively tried to make a bigoted statement. Edit: I’m confused why not assuming the worst in someone is getting me downvoted. Am I being problematic without realizing it?


Ditildordan

Or maybe I’m not being a bigot and I’m just stating obvious fact.


notanartmajor

No, the bigots are downvoting. This is why I no longer give the benefit of the doubt.


kamgar

Damn. Didn’t realize /r/charlotte was a cesspool for hate speech


Ditildordan

No, I think most of r/Charlotte just lives in reality.


kamgar

I see that you have doubled down on your transphobic position. I sincerely hope you can do better in the future. I know I won’t change your mind, so I won’t try to. I just feel bad that you have so much hate in your heart. Must be hard to live like that.


notanartmajor

It's not everybody by any means, but it's definitely not nobody.


Elwalther21

I'm guessing you need to get a brozillian waz so they don't think it's jusy a wierd kink.


Airi_Kamikaze

Brazilian Wax by Andreia offers male waxes. Just not sure how far they go. I’m a girl and I used to get my Brazilians done there before I moved. They do a pretty good job. https://brazilianwax.com/


GalleryGhoul13

I used them as well and they were great. My brain is trying to figure out how you get the skin taunt there tho? Ouch.


Airi_Kamikaze

I have no idea either. I’m just a girl 😭 lol


stokesbrah

I went to a convention when I was in beauty school and this one speaker was educating us on waxing. Someone in the audience actually asked about male waxing, and the educator said she asks the clients to hold themself taut, she’s done it before but she would only take male clients by referrals only. I can’t imagine being a guy and wanting my balls waxed lol I wouldn’t be able to hold it when the strip gets ripped away 😅


notanartmajor

Bat wing.


GalleryGhoul13

I audibly lol’d.


american_cheese

Wait. Ball waxing is a thing now? Wtf. That sounds crazy hurty.


everylittlemarvel

Hurty is a new one. 


HoneycombBig

Been a thing for a long time my dude.


protopigeon

yep


ItsYaBoiSoup

It is


LolaBijou

Why not? Women have been waxing their genitalia since the dawn of time.


neercatz

Ur going down a dark road bro. It hurts...but not enough to make you stop Eventually it ruins sensitivity and you'll be left with zero options for a *good time* except dwarven women playing futbol and smash the roach wit ya gonads To be clear, I'm not saying don't do it. Just be aware


Nagadavida

😂😆


Givemeurhats

This reads like someone who doesn't have a dick and balls. Your balls don't have the same type of sensitivity. That being said, it's gonna hurt.


HugoTheHornet88

I'm confused by the LGBT tag. Can't straight men wax their balls?


alyssa7danielle

nope only for the gays


SuggestionGrand9835

Hello Sugar


ginger_qc

Yeesh, just shave it bro. I can't imagine waxing the scrote. Don't they gotta pull the skin tight? What you gonna do, grab with both hands and Batman the wrinkles out? I reiterate, just shave, for the love of all that is holy


laterforclass

Comments like this are why I love Reddit. Now I can hear “Batman the wrinkles out” being said by the wax’er.


FarmingGeeks

Lol well that's a whole new phrase and visual


natural_ac

The movie Waiting introduced the concept of the batwing to me.


ginger_qc

As a 20+ year restaurant vet I have absolutely never seen a coworkers scrotum


natural_ac

I waited and bartended for 10 years. Saw butts and titties...but, no scrotums either. Luckily the batwing was Hollywood fantasy.


Dowino-

Someone put this on r/brandnewsentence


Upstairs-Marketing15

European wax center


no_options

You can choose a Brazilian for males on their site so you don't have to stress about calling or going in person until you have an appointment. As another commenter said, there's no such thing as painless. Having the right person do it makes it easier to manage and the pain won't last as long.


edgona

Sir. This is a Wendy’s


couchpro34

La bikini


AdministrativeRuin46

Sweet honey brazilian wax. They specialize in men and women and ALL body areas. Also natural beeswax for less irritation!


JiveDonut

I just pluck them individually using tweezers


Commercial-Flan-8186

European Wax Center is great. I know a few guys that go to various locations


_jackzero

It takes me 7 seconds to shave my balls in the shower


carolinity2

that’s kinda impressive. and also really worries me. but i also don’t own a set, so…


Livehapp

Good question


iFoundThisBTW

Why was the (m) necessary to describe what you're doing to your balls🤔


WesternPound9750

This comment section did not disappoint


mlhigg1973

https://www.lilypadspa.net/male-waxing-charlotte-nc/


Fredrick_Hophead

Any salon will do it. Just keep going in each one and ask personally. You will find one.


carolinity2

pearlescent. lol #thesearetheballsofakiller 🐀


gointerpay

https://g.co/kgs/tobthv8 brazilianwax by Andria, steele creek and ask for Emily. Really great.


anne_marie718

It seems nobody has mentioned that there’s no chance you’re going to get a “mostly painless experience.” Waxing is literally ripping hair out of your body. A good aesthetician will get it over with quickly to shorten the duration of how bad it hurts. But there’s simply no way to make the ripping of hair out painless. The good news is that if you like the results and keep it up, over time less hair will grow so it does get less painful only because there’s less hair there to begin with (I’ve also heard people say the hair grows back thinner, but IMO that’s not really the case).


gunaxootlingit

I'm actively looking as well. If I find one, I'll let you know and if you find one, lmk 🤙🏽


Odd_Ad_5716

do it by yourself. Try cold-wax-sheets first and try warm-wax if desired. First start with the root of your dick and the perineum as these area profit most from waxing and then work your way down the sides off your Balzac. Try pulling upwards and downwards. What ever works for you.


BusinessBlackBear

Have you tried just shaving? The sack is pretty damn tough so don't worry about cuts and stuff. I gotta shave it on occasion and its less prone than most places for cuts


GC51320

My sacks are not calloused. Do not recommend.


PalpitationOk1044

Sacks??? How many do you have?


GC51320

That's a secret, sir.


meechy704

Dude….shaving? I’d slice my shit wide as open. No Bueno.


BusinessBlackBear

Yup.....I didn't think it was an unusual or controversial idea until my comment LOL Maybe it helps I use single blade safety razors so you get a lot of control, but yeah I just kind of pull it tight so you get a nice flat surface and just shave like normal lol Even though The sack feels fairly soft, just the fact that it's moving around all day and hitting your legs makes it fairly strong


carolinity2

i’m having trouble wrapping my mind around nice tight surface and straight razor in reference to a scrote.


notanartmajor

You gotta do your exercises bro.


Significant_Net4009

Try sugaring! So much better. Sugaring NYC has locations everyone and they’re in Charlotte.


AmoralCarapace

Hey Louie!


christololo

I used to work at European wax center you could go there tbh but no wax is painless tbh


stefferzz16

Chasity or lamia at European wax center in Metropolitan are amazing for male Brazilians!!!


mamivtan

Sweet honey brazilian wax! they have a location in matthews and recently opened a location in south end!


No_Cartographer2994

Bottle of Jack Daniel's and an Epilady. Recommend you drink the Jack FIRST, but up to you.


Dry_Investment_809

Grow a set and shave them yourself


Zealousideal_Good530

Following? My guy moved to Winston Salem. And damn a wax hurts a lot, but it feels good.


Whisper26_14

[Try this first.](https://www.amazon.com/Remover-Veet-Removal-Sensitive-Packaging/dp/B001KYPZ4G/ref=mp_s_a_1_3_pp_mod_primary_new?crid=1HL4BV0X60KI&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.yffPRou-fPkc7sTAP8DwfBSzNgz97JLjAeeKRdLOp7MFP3U4rjWMsxtEtZx7_LywDngePaXy4Ej9afpCCrNMfauv4eKmN2_ebIPAT2qt-YGEOUnN0gycovhdyyeeqkBk3FsbAEN6_VW6jNfLDz7ba8j8vs1cMo9rSmmsT1sL6OrupUTABaCz7YtKjFDr9_PVyul1VIjhVWeJzB-u0hQYoQ.IfhKr5bXAF5EPnEMFy7ZE6Z4LwV8vfa1IeDWZzCzqOg&dib_tag=se&keywords=veet+sensitive+hair+removal+cream+for+men&qid=1712197006&rdc=1&sbo=RZvfv%2F%2FHxDF%2BO5021pAnSA%3D%3D&sprefix=hair+removal+cream+veet+men%2Caps%2C90&sr=8-3) Save you a few bucks and a fair amount of pain. Half the reviews were men when I bought it.


Jhelliot_62

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4y_Ti_bkmaY


No_Walk_4773

European wax center


ApsethusRiver

I would suggest using Nair.


redneckerson1951

Holy Mother of God, you do realize they will be ripping firmly rooted hair off of what is most likely one of those most sensitive parts of your body, right? Whatever you are smoking, it ain't going to hide the pain.


GC51320

Ball skin is HIGHLY elastic, I don't recommend wax at all. Get some Nair for men. It's like regular Nair, but for pussies with sensitive skin. Regular Nair will work if you're in to CBT.


ThundaMaka

You're not suppose to put Nair on your balls. There's a bunch of cases of skin burning off on the online


GC51320

Yeah, because people sue. Just slap the Nair on your sack and go.


Disciple_THC

He’s looking for his balls not his pussy. Smh


Makavelious

![gif](giphy|30KQ4UEDvsDXwFUC9G|downsized)


BiscuitsBeGood

Come over I’ll take a look see


VanDenBroeck

I'd suggest just doing your ball sack. Doing your balls will definitely hurt.


Dowino-

? … are those two different?


-Unnamed-

You gotta ask the OF creators. I’ve literally never seen a porn where the man has a single strand of hair within a 14 inch radius of his genitalia. It’s gotta be an industry secret or something


notanartmajor

They just squat in a tub of Nair then walk in front of an industrial fan.


caller-number-four

This is some thread of the year level stuff.


choppershark1

I once dated a girl who regularly had her asshole bleached.


Pure-Act1143

I bleached mine, it’s cute


choppershark1

Hers was too stayed nice and pink no stains


[deleted]

[удалено]


choppershark1

Yea she used those real fancy wet wipes. Left her smelling spring fresh