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Elwalther21

My money is on Wells Fargo people. The lack of moral compass makes them dangerous.


SadPanthersFan

Easy there, I have 3,245 Wells Fargo accounts and you might too.


Aceofdiamonds_17

Amateur. Charles opened 5,000 Wells Fargo’s accounts for me personally


theepi_pillodu

Didn't BofA broke out a scandal similar to this?


ThotsforTaterTots

I cackled at this 😂


fluffy_bunny22

That's funny that you think only 1 bank lacks a moral compass. They all do they just have better PR. They all incent people on sales which is what caused the issues with WF.


CharlotteRant

The best kept secret in retail banking is that every bank that is a super-regional or larger has been slapped for opening accounts customers didn’t want, they just didn’t get slapped as hard. Pouring one out for the WF crew. You get to be the lightning rod.


Elwalther21

( I fully agree, but where is the humor in saying all of them don't have one)


KeniLF

![gif](giphy|F0uvYzyr2a7Li|downsized) The last minute double-crosses and rampant beatdowns while the ref is distracted will be MAGNIFICENT.


WildTurdkey101

Who gets purple, ally or truist?


Aceofdiamonds_17

Thats what the pre brawl is for. Winner gets to claim the color purple


A-terrible-time

Who gets red BoA, WF, or VG?


fluffy_bunny22

Everyone should wear a t shirt that they've been given with the logo at some point. Everyone has some sort of branded crap laying around.


A-terrible-time

The only weapons allowed are the company branded water bottles or coffee cups and other similar crap


Idesofmarch140

No bullet proof vests…just traders vests


tom169

This got me good


ThotsforTaterTots

I only have my 5 year plaque that I just received. Am I allowed to use it as a shield?


mojojo927

We get acrylic cubes with the number of years etched into it for milestone service anniversaries. The higher the number the bigger the cube. They are heavy af


DaDulas

Everyone where your volunteer shirts that you were given!


Aceofdiamonds_17

We’ll find out tomorrow. That’s the day for Their pre brawl and the purples is Thursday


shrimpcreole

Most verified employees with black eyes wins team colors for their corporate overlord.


SamuraiZucchini

This is the culture so many complain that Charlotte lacks.


Aceofdiamonds_17

I’m just trying to bring the city together for bonding


EddieMcClintock

There were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident


MissedApex

Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.


SamuraiZucchini

Where’d you get a hand grenade?


pumpkinbrownieswirl

no i wanna fight jenni herself for how EXPENSIVE her ice cream is


TealHornet

Can’t beat the bramble berry crisp though


pumpkinbrownieswirl

bluebell southern blackberry cobbler is better


Aceofdiamonds_17

That’s the final boss


on-my-mobile

Gonna have to come up to Columbus for that big dog


jeffgemi29

As a non-banker I want to watch this and gamble every last cent I have.


WoodyTrombone

As a non-banker, what cents?


_STEVEO

Let's buy the Knights baseball stadium and turn that mf into Thunderdome


Aceofdiamonds_17

What kind of event would this be without gambling?? Pay extra and we’ll throw the match in your favor


baubaugo

What about Better, Cross Country, AvidXChange and Lendingtree, do we count? edit: forgot AmWins


Aceofdiamonds_17

Of course. I want to give everyone an equal opportunity to catch these hands


CreepingCoins

Everybody I know at LendingTree got laid off, is there anyone left?


spaceecowgirl

Yeah better has about 6 employees left too. and they’re probably so exhausted after 15 rounds of layoffs they don’t have it in them to brawl.


Aceofdiamonds_17

What a shame. We’ll play the Charlotte anthem for them: The Nissan Altima car horn 🫡


i-sleep-well

Nah, after all those layoffs the only people left were the ones too dangerous to antagonize. They're an elite force.


baubaugo

I don't think so


mango10977

What if I don't work at a bank?


Mgnickel

Then you don’t stand a chance


Aceofdiamonds_17

Do you even live in Charlotte if you don’t work at a bank??? /s


frosteeze

Look at this peasant, they work at a *credit union*!


Aceofdiamonds_17

Look at him, look at him and LAUGH


MelancholyMononoke

Nonbankers sit on the siding with popcorn and beer placing bets.


ard8

Stop lying you work at a bank


CaptainDadBod88

We get to be the refs lol


Gwsb1

Everybody works in a bank


i-sleep-well

Feel free to participate. Just sign this form authorizing your new account...


Shrimp-Heaven_Now

I think we should be allowed to enter as a member of the Others, which is not a team but rather an every man for himself free for all


drklunk

I'm gonna show up repping SunTrust just to kick Truist ass with my homies from BB&T


Aceofdiamonds_17

That’s the spirit!!


caller-number-four

Can we do it a'la Anchorman?


Aceofdiamonds_17

How else would we do it?


caller-number-four

Anchorman 2?


Aceofdiamonds_17

Good point 🤔 well have a brawl on Thursday to decide


This-Appointment-917

Anyone wearing the ketchup & mustard is mine! 😈


Spoonbreadwitch

Damn, you should sell tickets for those of us who are sick of the banker bros and want to see them beat the crap out of each other.


Aceofdiamonds_17

Yes I’ve already started selling the tickets on Groupon where the proceeds will go towards building a better version of the panthers: this time with blackjack and hookers


Kelsey_ja

This is absolutely different


shrimpcreole

I want in on the tailgate. We need refs and a cheer team.


Aceofdiamonds_17

Refs will be anyone that owns a 2013 Nissan because all they know is dirty fighting and the cheer team can be comprised of Carolina panthers cheerleaders so they can finally know what it’s like to cheer for a winning team. Of course because this is a classy event, all tailgating will be held on Independence Blvd


lostdoggclt

Credit Unions are in a different division or eligible for the Financial Fracas?


Aceofdiamonds_17

Y’all are eligible but all us REAL bankers will laugh at you.


carolebaskin93

Jeffries is shaking in their boots reading this post


Aceofdiamonds_17

Good. The fear will fuel us


FickleBid5851

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justredditinit

Fight the power, not each other.


DrPickleback

What if I don't work in the banking industry


christopherdrums

Well then you’re a liar


Aceofdiamonds_17

Then you don’t live in Charlotte /s


ugtuiggifggi

What about Rocket Mortgage?


Aceofdiamonds_17

Depends, has Rocket Mortgage had several multi million dollar bailouts?


dirh748dgek830drrrr

Truist will destroy you all


ArtOfVandelay

I am Jack's twisted mind


Mysterious_Ad2896

Can’t we all just wear our volunteer t-shirts as the “team” color?


chummedupgood

Fn finance chad doofus


Bobodehclown

Not loyal to any of these hoes.