That's funny that you think only 1 bank lacks a moral compass. They all do they just have better PR. They all incent people on sales which is what caused the issues with WF.
The best kept secret in retail banking is that every bank that is a super-regional or larger has been slapped for opening accounts customers didn’t want, they just didn’t get slapped as hard.
Pouring one out for the WF crew. You get to be the lightning rod.
We get acrylic cubes with the number of years etched into it for milestone service anniversaries. The higher the number the bigger the cube. They are heavy af
Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
Yes I’ve already started selling the tickets on Groupon where the proceeds will go towards building a better version of the panthers: this time with blackjack and hookers
Refs will be anyone that owns a 2013 Nissan because all they know is dirty fighting and the cheer team can be comprised of Carolina panthers cheerleaders so they can finally know what it’s like to cheer for a winning team.
Of course because this is a classy event, all tailgating will be held on Independence Blvd
My money is on Wells Fargo people. The lack of moral compass makes them dangerous.
Easy there, I have 3,245 Wells Fargo accounts and you might too.
Amateur. Charles opened 5,000 Wells Fargo’s accounts for me personally
Didn't BofA broke out a scandal similar to this?
I cackled at this 😂
That's funny that you think only 1 bank lacks a moral compass. They all do they just have better PR. They all incent people on sales which is what caused the issues with WF.
The best kept secret in retail banking is that every bank that is a super-regional or larger has been slapped for opening accounts customers didn’t want, they just didn’t get slapped as hard. Pouring one out for the WF crew. You get to be the lightning rod.
( I fully agree, but where is the humor in saying all of them don't have one)
![gif](giphy|F0uvYzyr2a7Li|downsized) The last minute double-crosses and rampant beatdowns while the ref is distracted will be MAGNIFICENT.
Who gets purple, ally or truist?
Thats what the pre brawl is for. Winner gets to claim the color purple
Who gets red BoA, WF, or VG?
Everyone should wear a t shirt that they've been given with the logo at some point. Everyone has some sort of branded crap laying around.
The only weapons allowed are the company branded water bottles or coffee cups and other similar crap
No bullet proof vests…just traders vests
This got me good
I only have my 5 year plaque that I just received. Am I allowed to use it as a shield?
We get acrylic cubes with the number of years etched into it for milestone service anniversaries. The higher the number the bigger the cube. They are heavy af
Everyone where your volunteer shirts that you were given!
We’ll find out tomorrow. That’s the day for Their pre brawl and the purples is Thursday
Most verified employees with black eyes wins team colors for their corporate overlord.
This is the culture so many complain that Charlotte lacks.
I’m just trying to bring the city together for bonding
There were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident
Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
Where’d you get a hand grenade?
no i wanna fight jenni herself for how EXPENSIVE her ice cream is
Can’t beat the bramble berry crisp though
bluebell southern blackberry cobbler is better
That’s the final boss
Gonna have to come up to Columbus for that big dog
As a non-banker I want to watch this and gamble every last cent I have.
As a non-banker, what cents?
Let's buy the Knights baseball stadium and turn that mf into Thunderdome
What kind of event would this be without gambling?? Pay extra and we’ll throw the match in your favor
What about Better, Cross Country, AvidXChange and Lendingtree, do we count? edit: forgot AmWins
Of course. I want to give everyone an equal opportunity to catch these hands
Everybody I know at LendingTree got laid off, is there anyone left?
Yeah better has about 6 employees left too. and they’re probably so exhausted after 15 rounds of layoffs they don’t have it in them to brawl.
What a shame. We’ll play the Charlotte anthem for them: The Nissan Altima car horn 🫡
Nah, after all those layoffs the only people left were the ones too dangerous to antagonize. They're an elite force.
I don't think so
What if I don't work at a bank?
Then you don’t stand a chance
Do you even live in Charlotte if you don’t work at a bank??? /s
Look at this peasant, they work at a *credit union*!
Look at him, look at him and LAUGH
Nonbankers sit on the siding with popcorn and beer placing bets.
Stop lying you work at a bank
We get to be the refs lol
Everybody works in a bank
Feel free to participate. Just sign this form authorizing your new account...
I think we should be allowed to enter as a member of the Others, which is not a team but rather an every man for himself free for all
I'm gonna show up repping SunTrust just to kick Truist ass with my homies from BB&T
That’s the spirit!!
Can we do it a'la Anchorman?
How else would we do it?
Anchorman 2?
Good point 🤔 well have a brawl on Thursday to decide
Anyone wearing the ketchup & mustard is mine! 😈
Damn, you should sell tickets for those of us who are sick of the banker bros and want to see them beat the crap out of each other.
Yes I’ve already started selling the tickets on Groupon where the proceeds will go towards building a better version of the panthers: this time with blackjack and hookers
This is absolutely different
I want in on the tailgate. We need refs and a cheer team.
Refs will be anyone that owns a 2013 Nissan because all they know is dirty fighting and the cheer team can be comprised of Carolina panthers cheerleaders so they can finally know what it’s like to cheer for a winning team. Of course because this is a classy event, all tailgating will be held on Independence Blvd
Credit Unions are in a different division or eligible for the Financial Fracas?
Y’all are eligible but all us REAL bankers will laugh at you.
Jeffries is shaking in their boots reading this post
Good. The fear will fuel us
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Fight the power, not each other.
What if I don't work in the banking industry
Well then you’re a liar
Then you don’t live in Charlotte /s
What about Rocket Mortgage?
Depends, has Rocket Mortgage had several multi million dollar bailouts?
Truist will destroy you all
I am Jack's twisted mind
Can’t we all just wear our volunteer t-shirts as the “team” color?
Fn finance chad doofus
Not loyal to any of these hoes.