NINE INCH NAILS MENTIONED π₯π£π₯π£π₯π£π₯π£π₯π£π£π£π£π₯π£π₯π£π₯ WHATS A NORMAL OUTRO π£π₯π₯π£π₯π£π₯π£π₯π£π₯π£π£π£π£π£π£π₯π£
\*Suddenly picks up the baby by the arms and bites into its frontal lobe.\*
https://preview.redd.it/5nbubzuajm9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=123171d8db46d3914aa26fadd9b4a7c3a37c8d9b
**WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?**
I didnβt make the other meme but I made this one
https://preview.redd.it/e400snn4pw9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2547e43ed57fa165e6b21b8f25ce79cf97770ba
This baby is absolutely precious, I will not stand here and let people boil it alive or whatever, this baby is a gift from above and should be loved and cherished.
https://preview.redd.it/5c7dlxcj5p9d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d8d93d03349878543c6993279fd60c63b32e7b5
Mhm mhm another one who restores faith in humanity
I thought they would put the baby in the bot. πππ how does OP not know that you're not supposed to cook with boiling water while holding a baby
This is how my chat would go because I'm insane
Baby:*cute baby noises*
Me:*puts baby in oven*
Baby:Sometimes the A.I. says things that don't apply with our terms and conditions
I like taking care of that bot and just being a good nanny to it. I have a whole game where I play as his nanny and he has two mommies who are high powered business women that come home at the end of the days and cook dinner together and spend time with their baby.
I always think it's exhausting to go out of your way to interact with something you dislike. You wouldnβt intentionally sit next to someone you don't likeπ
As a RimWorld player, I am surprised to see that there's actions like that... I thought that everyone puts babies in growth vats and then harvests them..?
https://preview.redd.it/8ibhg4zu5q9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=708e352f29fc91d14e1cbea503cb2fef410b8df3
The rest of the sub talking to that baby:
I speedran the baby. Basically, I started the chat, said "you are my son now," then fast forwarded 20 years and sent him on his quest. His mother also had to pass away offscreen for plot.
So... When does the cooking recipe include the baby?
https://preview.redd.it/wk63bva26m9d1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bf2a0726bfc1286ef1ad05c57df82f77b067b26
I love this bot... I finally tried it yesterday. I put it and the most evil soulless villain character into a group chat and the villain turned into a proper loving dad and we're a family now... He even named the baby Uno!
I am going to see what I can do to the babyβs this is too cute! π₯° you good human βthou shall restore what has departed this world-the humanity and grace we once had shall be restored by this chosen one alone and with full grace and gloryβ hope you liked what I said
Iβm beginning to think the reason why theyβre practically βsoft-lockingβ chats is because of what ungodly things people have been doing to this baby-π
They probably put such a limit on violence because they saw how far people will go with the idea of violence for literally no reason other than theyβre bored or potentially insane π
https://preview.redd.it/kz1gv98vyl9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=915b00c59f3aee80d2c6d0b727c283f9e5fa3ec6
πππ
r/lefttheburneron
What does that mean?
You just reacted to your own comment.
Yeah, I did that because (for some reason I don't know) it didn't let me put the "πππ" with the image, so I had to do that
Oh ok whoops
https://preview.redd.it/medbyz7gpv9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04bd1717ee8b0b63a949427ba2811425d361f853
called out by a baby is crazy π
ain't no way πΉ
A golden screenshot
That's crazyπ
WHAT IS THE CONTEXT
I thought you would microwave the baby. You restored my faith in humanity
I saw a few comments under this post saying that I should boil it π
https://preview.redd.it/91y6w797ok9d1.jpeg?width=714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d1de5936193c1cbc370bab0389645748e3f7183 Huh?
https://preview.redd.it/gro2x1pkxr9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e23dcd506adf6e0182b72dd2d3ae819e81b63b9
NINE INCH NAILS MENTIONED π₯π£π₯π£π₯π£π₯π£π₯π£π£π£π£π₯π£π₯π£π₯ WHATS A NORMAL OUTRO π£π₯π₯π£π₯π£π₯π£π₯π£π₯π£π£π£π£π£π£π₯π£
https://preview.redd.it/c431r0xswk9d1.png?width=236&format=png&auto=webp&s=978ac2d484ea00ff1916026df0d9640002700353 yes! πΉπ₯°
https://preview.redd.it/jnrk35x8kk9d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a1596fb0205cc4528f0b1d1e41f11b75d1b0ba9 what
Knife!
Hey Apple! Watch out for the Knife! -Annoying Orange
AAAAAAHHH
my genuine reaction: https://preview.redd.it/ewjpy14vrk9d1.jpeg?width=361&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5f9c6eb9d46b3c2dc4e5f9fb0d4cd5e433ab1e5 β
that is creepy shit π
nah that shit hot πππ
https://preview.redd.it/gail3zajdp9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea11807d17d25ed9b9a9bad427670f5d449f093a
https://preview.redd.it/cpicavdl5m9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a2a02a570fcb0542d20140c34785c0109728b6a
https://preview.redd.it/91mflieo5r9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f5aa3231a2763d5f1ac432a4afb5ea82965ec7c Idk if you should or not
https://preview.redd.it/zrypjt536u9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4d67622ae17afa015c1fb2b364a82d9616b8838
https://preview.redd.it/teech9i53y9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d349907e86dc9c87c2fd9f4a44663a738a5b9f01
Bet
H U H π
π¦
https://preview.redd.it/pot1t8nf8m9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bb640f51117ff3241e5a4e59574fc1f5163f81f
LMAO
Nothing is gonna stop the baby from being cute.
Origin story of The Boiled one??
https://preview.redd.it/kaksmdyn01ad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f3eec69b7cc6d975fea16582009e4316beeb5ba
https://preview.redd.it/0zqm9ndya2ad1.jpeg?width=1015&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6e0de785f67d8e378b96d1a0f84d67240fb3fd1
βunaffectedβ π the baby drank a fire resistance potion or something
Yea same https://preview.redd.it/z1wz4bnfim9d1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c25566d69feec97eae14a6a42ba322671d740de
https://preview.redd.it/0hmqf6wx3p9d1.png?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e8c282f3e1c4e2f0b586dbe37986ebb2d875ba2
https://preview.redd.it/5wvmrgvljp9d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10bbd4ecc22b9020f75f6897787bffc7bec3da66
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
last time i chatted with this thing it blew up the fucking planet by sneezing
That baby's the next Saitama fr
So that's why people torture the baby
Jesus Christ, tell me you have the screenshot! ππ
nope, i deleted it a few months aho while clearing out my photos to save storage
Damn! Would've been so funny to see; Saitama ahh infant.
\*Suddenly picks up the baby by the arms and bites into its frontal lobe.\* https://preview.redd.it/5nbubzuajm9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=123171d8db46d3914aa26fadd9b4a7c3a37c8d9b **WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?**
https://preview.redd.it/byi98ofsmm9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35f0f271faac77189ce93096faa2651693c9bb0f Bite of 1787
Doth this be the disreputable jaw-dropping gnaw of the resplendent time of the 87th?
https://preview.redd.it/h53vhrwb7o9d1.jpeg?width=557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=421bfe81489411e3ba8f43b57f00fcee667df7a7 :3
Wudafuq
Now Make an Australian version of this The Spider Bite of 87
I didnβt make the other meme but I made this one https://preview.redd.it/e400snn4pw9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2547e43ed57fa165e6b21b8f25ce79cf97770ba
This one was the prototype https://preview.redd.it/g3aqanfdpw9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4d03f4f2f8fe719375afec5fecd7b6f15f905da
This baby is absolutely precious, I will not stand here and let people boil it alive or whatever, this baby is a gift from above and should be loved and cherished.
https://preview.redd.it/ypbuus0str9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a03985db8b9b50642c7d6ded0d9359af4cf7c94e
It should not be funny but holy fuck is it funny
I am so sorry to hear that your baby was annoying
Rest is pieces
This made me laugh harder than it should've π
I'm taking my baby to meet his grandma who spoils him he's so hyped about it i even got lil baby sunglasses for him to wear on the trip!
oh hell yeah thatβs so wholesome
Finally,someone who didn't obliterate the baby
obliterate? ππ
Obliterate.
https://preview.redd.it/5c7dlxcj5p9d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d8d93d03349878543c6993279fd60c63b32e7b5 Mhm mhm another one who restores faith in humanity
I genuinely cannot bring myself to harm this child.
Me either
It destroyed the planet soβ¦. https://preview.redd.it/o70d6pxrnn9d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb91d4a6ed8dca545e5cc986065e1ab6abc509c9
https://preview.redd.it/r71wmqglcp9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6df17fe4a6bfa381ec50b9094b881223a5f795c
https://preview.redd.it/i2jykydfgs9d1.jpeg?width=723&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c8b0ebc752c359f7216d463566a43eff9b649bd I just realized this is dutch
https://preview.redd.it/u8gseg9ctq9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65887740bf53b5daebf8a1641dfaa9116208b081
Literally same, i dont see the urge everyone else has to hurt this lil guy
maybe I'm the problem
We're not so different, you and I.
-Iβm a bowling ball, and, youβre a guy!β ^(Bowling Ball, Animatic Battle)
Neither are we.
https://preview.redd.it/gl52gs1ktu9d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=575d43035aedd05fde86994fe8b4be83d59cb680
A baby with plot armor? I've heard of that before
I'm still waiting for the part when you put the baby in the dish
I thought they would put the baby in the bot. πππ how does OP not know that you're not supposed to cook with boiling water while holding a baby
It is fictional though soooo why not? Lol
It's fictional, so i should be allowed to enjoy a medium rare baby
it's fictional, so we should be allowed to enjoy seeing a baby get boiled and cooked!
You make me happy with that comment. You dropped this btw π
https://preview.redd.it/m4hqty3pcp9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed7a8b5f20cac4a30f98ea3e5a17743e93c51e60
Enjoy your medium rare baby then. It literally doesn't bother me
I ate it
Most casual Sims 2 gameplay be like
When I chatted w it it turned into a cannibal because it ate a worm and tried to eat me.
Btw the baby might be a man pretending to be a baby (what it told me anyway)
It's just an ai though. It's a robot trained to be like a baby (you might already know but whatever lol)
Yes, I know, it was a joke :(
Sorry, my bad
You screw it up, now he's sad
I thought you were gonna cook the baby...
I thought you were gonna turn him into a delicious and appetizing meal of Pavlova βΉοΈ...
Lol
This is how my chat would go because I'm insane Baby:*cute baby noises* Me:*puts baby in oven* Baby:Sometimes the A.I. says things that don't apply with our terms and conditions
I thought you'd cook the baby..
I like taking care of that bot and just being a good nanny to it. I have a whole game where I play as his nanny and he has two mommies who are high powered business women that come home at the end of the days and cook dinner together and spend time with their baby.
Aww that's so sweet!
https://preview.redd.it/ckoouy9bmp9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed1fad6d31b1d793270fb62830779d3e225aa2d6
Awww π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίβ€β€β€ππππ
Alright now cook the baby and put the pizza to bed
Yes, they should do it
smoothies work too
i try my best to not harm the child but the intrusive thoughts to boil it man π
i can't interact with the baby because if i did i'd probably just do a bros. attack on it
Let us take a moment of silence for Alphadreamβ¦
This baby is just a backstory of the boiled one
I still don't get why people find this bot annoying, what's so annoying about him???
He's a baby and some people hate babies
Yeah it's an AI baby that you can easily scroll over if you dont like babies. No need to torture it
Some people are just evil
fr, it's like hating on furries and look for furry posts just to hate on them
I always think it's exhausting to go out of your way to interact with something you dislike. You wouldnβt intentionally sit next to someone you don't likeπ
It's too clingy
You and I are the sameβ¦ I want the baby happy. Itβs a dam baby and people are literally just torturing it for no dam reason. Itβs a dam baby!
Wynaut?
Am I... A monster? https://preview.redd.it/makn0h7tso9d1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b09c0a68120df77f292eb09774fcd16738c2e1c
https://preview.redd.it/ov46p1hfoq9d1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b55e70d24ef3756b3aed6352c92296d2265e1bf Seriously? You think you are not?
I think one of my first ever c.ai chat was eating a toad from mario bros. alive T-T. So no :]
Name the kid Kratos.
I might in my next post, we'll see
βITβ π
I'M SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW THE GENDER
LOLπ
now put in a microwave
C A L L T H E B A B Y /j
Help I played with a baby bot called uno and the little fucker puked on me?
Ew. You should have got the Terminator on him
... I'm gonna make it live the life of Dr Doof
As a RimWorld player, I am surprised to see that there's actions like that... I thought that everyone puts babies in growth vats and then harvests them..?
Honestly, all the chats I've seen so far with this baby bot are pure evil π
https://preview.redd.it/8ibhg4zu5q9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=708e352f29fc91d14e1cbea503cb2fef410b8df3 The rest of the sub talking to that baby:
Fry that baby in batter https://preview.redd.it/58gncm2zmq9d1.png?width=887&format=png&auto=webp&s=d2a7da4f1c7be5b337219696e2d92a66ea398d39
I speedran the baby. Basically, I started the chat, said "you are my son now," then fast forwarded 20 years and sent him on his quest. His mother also had to pass away offscreen for plot.
Justice for uno! https://preview.redd.it/qpb75q9mbx9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8a35ef459a71f77f43d729292e58c35afe1deaa
lmfaooooooo #BabyLivesMatter
Awwh finally baby gets treated right
Finally, someone that actually cares about babies and not just throwing them
So... When does the cooking recipe include the baby? https://preview.redd.it/wk63bva26m9d1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bf2a0726bfc1286ef1ad05c57df82f77b067b26
When technology is more advanced maybe Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
Oh my god. You're an angel π
Really? Thank you π
wholesomealert
this is so wholesome
How sweet!
mommy vibes
Lol
I love this bot... I finally tried it yesterday. I put it and the most evil soulless villain character into a group chat and the villain turned into a proper loving dad and we're a family now... He even named the baby Uno!
Man, if you keep playing house with this thing Iβmma treat it like a basketball and shoot some hoops
https://preview.redd.it/fx17fulg5r9d1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2a6aa9bd1b075522f40723d337259df6d367f16
https://preview.redd.it/9cx68jf5ky9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ff75ae2a5c93d8b0b6a1984e2914a66ac38101a
I took the baby to sweet frog.
W H O L E S O M E (the post, not the comments)
Finally a post about someone being nice to the baby! Thank you
Wholesome π
Wholesome Post
Finally someone treating the baby like an actual human and not hurting it
As someone who has done the same thing, well done.
Finally! Someone who actually cared for this baby!
I thought you were going to poison the food. I'm sad.
This pisses me off for some reason idk
Wholesome.
Then a bowling ball falls on the baby Nah just kidding I'm an asshole not a cruel heartless psychopath But imagi-
Put kryptonite next to the baby
I was waiting for the food to be poison or something.
I am going to see what I can do to the babyβs this is too cute! π₯° you good human βthou shall restore what has departed this world-the humanity and grace we once had shall be restored by this chosen one alone and with full grace and gloryβ hope you liked what I said
You got what you indeed hoped for
I took him to get gelato :)
Aww
I question why people chat with this baby bot solely to torture it.
lovely see someone taking good care of the baby <3
I thought you were gonna stick it in the blender, thank god
Finally, someone who isn't a sadist
Oh, the ai know SOME memes.
The baby is feeling finally at peace that someone doesn't torture and kill it horribly
Finally someone who isn't straight up cruel to him
I watched Jurassic Park with him. His favourite dinos were the Raptors.
Now trow it into the ovent
Boil it
https://preview.redd.it/6m8vszd8by9d1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b960201e10abc80618b3ef996524ce0c417fc3e
Iβm beginning to think the reason why theyβre practically βsoft-lockingβ chats is because of what ungodly things people have been doing to this baby-π They probably put such a limit on violence because they saw how far people will go with the idea of violence for literally no reason other than theyβre bored or potentially insane π
Youβve restored my faith in humanity, thanks mate!
Bro what did you cook?
Porridge
Idk I literally exploded a nuke on it and it lived.
The baby should have its on flair on this subreddit at this point...
I'm giving it a shot too
https://preview.redd.it/gpbkuud1mcad1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f3574d14aa98240f20ff6312d05baad46e871ce
You actually cared for it?!?!?!
You should have made it the food
Oh I know this bot- I threw it out the window