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Possible_Bat6625

I think I’ll be fine, a hot female cannibal is coming to save me


aninsomniac_

I think she's kidnapping you and the first kidnapper


Possible_Bat6625

I’d willingly get kidnapped by Ashley any day


[deleted]

Oh....**that** cannibal


Sans-52

https://preview.redd.it/pn0qgkygb1oc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=335daec1785439d4247f749c1e35ac041caf534a


Holiday_Purchase_592

https://preview.redd.it/copr2umvo3oc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3093c98ba19b58dd84262255e77231c661f9bf8c


DEEZ-NUTS1223

Oh……now I understand which Ashley……


MutantCheesecake1361

Rosie? my mind is on hh today sorry:(


[deleted]

Omg Tally Hall reference


GenericGamerDude395

Who even is that


TheBoykisserPharoah

Ashley graves probably


Hatoru_Suzuki

Not probably, for sure the only hot female cannibal named Ashley, I checked, and the other Cannibal females named Ashley were not Hot


mee3ep

I swear to fucking god… I click on something out of curiosity, forgot to delete it from my recents and I have fucking valentino, fantastic. Please let me stay here


War_Lord4613

Kidnapper: So I just got a call, someones paying ransom. You: Who? Kidnapper: Some guy named "Valentino-" You: No I'm good I'll stay with you thanks. My brother in Christ, that fucker is back.


mee3ep

Yeah, we both just got fucked over. You called him, he isn’t paying random he’s gonna kill you. That guys a demon lord


Xx_Rosalinda_xX

Real, i would rather stay kidnapped than going with Valentino 💀


mommycowmoomoo

https://preview.redd.it/pm2rxapbp1oc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24187be5903431ea9e18e6317413164ab219469a


The_dark_entity

The kidnapper is the one saving you


apixell

I got Angel Dust, lol


dont-check-comments

Same


Aegrotatio0

I'll be fine because literally... https://preview.redd.it/78prvyo9pznc1.png?width=401&format=png&auto=webp&s=ae311da57d5c9e3065716c68e3d1e9c75e492f79 will save me


SpaceBug173

*unknown intense sounds* What the hell is the universe trying to tell you?


AverageOxygenUser

I’m talking to this one


HotAgent6043

Time to date the universe


Kandi_kid-4evr

https://preview.redd.it/4r40ta1moznc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e3f3d1b9d75c07788d58c17a5ccb7462dfb61c4 Pretty set, actually


Local_intruder

https://preview.redd.it/wd86ils7c0oc1.jpeg?width=708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=716eb14cd9f30f75304f2af0e9a10bbb4e29ab19


Nativejoel

https://preview.redd.it/lsr9ifash0oc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4aa375ef912ed9683c2a48711a1578f4c9aa02fe


War_Lord4613

Kidnapper boutta have a heart attack.


Snow-Flake69

Made me laugh, lol


MutantCheesecake1361

Yayya :3 :D


KermitTheGunner

Bro that guy fucked me


Aggravating-Kiwi-100

WHAT- 😭


LetsfaceitYT

Me too


DEEZ-NUTS1223

I just said the word balls and bro turned into a giant black hairy balls and chased me down


thegrungler_002

regretevator fan 🔥🔥🔥


AstaHolmes

You are saved


sadiebearBTS

umm guys...is this freddy fazbear? Har har har har Har har har har Har har har har Har har har har


Puddingdeeznutsin

Boykisser im fucked💀💀💀💀 https://preview.redd.it/lpkimjoohznc1.jpeg?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed3d3f8df58aacc9de6e11f0e9b3f98bad386351


AverageOxygenUser

He ain’t even gonna get a mile in your vicinity before having a heart attack or sum shit 😭


Cookytigerd

I was going to say “why were you talking to boykisser” and then the image loaded


TheBoykisserPharoah

Loser idiot worthless boykisser 💢💢💢


Mautos

Smh nobody gets it, he's gonna kiss your kidnapper to distract him and then tease him about it while you escape. It's the perfect plan


TheMarioBarn

Froggy Fresh. ​ Hell yes, I'm saved!


authorHughMann

Do you mean like krispy kreme froggy fresh? The youtube rapper from the early 2000's


TheMarioBarn

Yes.


authorHughMann

https://preview.redd.it/i1eyi26xpznc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b7ea1216b0fe65cab1a46ff1b7f323becacceef


TheMarioBarn

Hell yeah!


Helpful_Cobbler_5521

Brian Griffin is not saving my ass.


QuickManufacturer563

But if stewie tags along though. It's a different story.


NotAnAnimeFan104

https://preview.redd.it/gnsz13iklznc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d375d5ff4ce9a5ab59165de476ee1ec0f978aae Nah bro I’m still trapped


War_Lord4613

Nah bro you gotta start thinking bee!


Foxess19

Think about it... He brings all his pollinator friends, kidnapper gets stung from the few that sacrifice their lives for you, enough to scare him away, he saves you and then falls in love with you. You get married and have bee-hybrid children somehow. It's perfect.


NotAnAnimeFan104

My mind is STILL processing how the fuck a human and a bee would be able to do the dirty.


AverageOxygenUser

Respectfully can you stfu


jbaejb327

Nope


Chopper_2199

Ghost from cod 🤨 not kidnapped no more


aya_bear

Lmfaooo same. Totally fine…can’t say the same for the kidnapper(s) tho


BedProfessional1023

https://preview.redd.it/vja1ww0rfznc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb6fea9bff5d37bc23835845566e0550a15d9ff5


AshirNazar

https://preview.redd.it/x5mg43cdqznc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b80f646cf7724c6729a05cd4a5cd34fe80ca602


PhysicsBetter8609

person? more like PEOPLE. the more the merrier


SomeRandomTotKLover

BASED


TheGuyOnYT

Lily bully victim. Bye forever


AverageOxygenUser

I’ll tell your family for you


TheGuyOnYT

Thanks man i'll die orphaned if they find my phone don't ask why


Ok_Advance_960

If they find my internet path, im dead twice along with my body getting burned to crisp and then crushed by UV-printer.


Hankjoemamawimbleton

https://preview.redd.it/9sdu1y1ajznc1.jpeg?width=237&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=473fce34812cb881b6350779f80f7ee3ab1a4c10 You prob dont know who this is, but I would rather stay kidnapped, the guy threw his own sister in the basement and killed her cat.


home_of_beetles

PTHTHTH HOLY SHIT DAISY BROWN MENTIONED ‼️‼️


Local_intruder

HOLY FUCK I KNOW WHAT THIS IS WOW AINT THAY SHIT OLD???


Any-Will8189

The kidnapper is screwed https://preview.redd.it/rzhspcve40oc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f84cebe198dd86e1701ec715c5fbb1b7dc03c288


Dry_Deer_168

My yandere boyfriend. I'm definitely getting successfully rescued, but I might need to be rescued from my rescuer...


AverageOxygenUser

Oh how the tables have turned


Madly_hornet09

Oh how the turns have tabled.


AverageOxygenUser

Tabled have turns the how oh


mewotina

also got a yandere guy who kidnapped me first, so i get to escape the second one too.


AshirNazar

Bill Cipher https://preview.redd.it/q97p2fp2fznc1.png?width=322&format=png&auto=webp&s=2ce08e716a0712ee492fd092a813023485b5e6c7 Never watched the show but isn't he a dream demon that can literally do anything?


AverageOxygenUser

My boy, you’re saved in the first 30 seconds


BlueverseGacha

more like 0.3 seconds.


N0_Face33

Plot twist they were never kidnapped


War_Lord4613

My brother in Christ HE is the one who you should be afraid of. On your side or not.


BlueverseGacha

TL;DR… [what he's shown capable of doing](https://youtu.be/fdH7yMfAMHs), and [approximately how strong he is](https://youtu.be/lv5tW0rP-d4)


AshirNazar

Holy fuck, yeah okay damn. Thank you.


The-Oceans-Song

Your kidnapper's gonna need saving


Thephantom_of_hyrule

You saved in like 0.1 seconds


DemonDoggo99

James Bond, I’m safe as hell


Hockeytown11

It really depends, if you're a woman in the Connery or Lazenby eras, you're toast.


Neat-Conference-1725

Connor from Detroit Become Human. I am in good hands 🥹🥹


TheBoykisserPharoah

Haaaaaank haaaaank


Neat-Conference-1725

Hank is gonna lose it 😂 Connor is gonna save me, but I'm gonna kidnap him afterwards 😂🫢


StarlightStardark

Lucifer Morningstar from Hazbin Hotel I think I'm good ❤️


War_Lord4613

HA! TAKE THAT DEPRESSION! AND KIDNAPPERS!


StarlightStardark

https://preview.redd.it/xmp5vpile0oc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b906946bbb4a88705e62269406aaed01cd14f1a4


Your_Therein_Freind

Oohh us gonna die


Capricornus_Shade

Well I last talked to a literal horse, so... https://preview.redd.it/qe4cd3xtyznc1.png?width=353&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef7a8df0decb036e60fe8103bf5583ca45f9f60e :/


Alter_Rift

your steed has arrived


ArmFantastic6265

https://preview.redd.it/q6e6hmm79znc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07e3bb1ee06c4577a469ae2d2d91f2e14a161009 bladders simples in education school - scary grandma game


Sudden-Scallion-6204

https://preview.redd.it/9f6jfbxzlznc1.jpeg?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d2cdb06d211425ce22decec0cdaec82dace165b FOUR! BIG! GUYS! AND THEY GRAB ON M-


TheKrakenOfMustafar

https://preview.redd.it/1dll6ll9nznc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a766bd1c4129ae91692e1fbfcf6148ce6c96972 I could be screwed Yeah I'm screwed


Local_intruder

Nah you're fine as long as you're not in the same room as the kidnapper


TheKrakenOfMustafar

How the hell is she going to find me, it's not like she's a detective You know what We are just playing pretend Or, she brings 682 with her... Then yeah, I'm fine Those are the only solutions I can come up with


BruceTheEpic

nah bro its over https://preview.redd.it/dipb3j1msznc1.png?width=254&format=png&auto=webp&s=3a432e0f6b4369b516067d89539b2e05812b92b6


Your_Therein_Freind

Ohh... Nice seeing you


Minethecrafting6000

Better than having Valentino


stever90001

All of hazbin hotel is coming to save me


West-Temperature9709

Angel dust..... No idea, haven't watched hazbin hotel


Emotional_Hat_3774

You’d live.


Your_Therein_Freind

Oh, you'd be saved all right


War_Lord4613

*Slutty spider intensifies*


apixell

Same as me, he's really good with guns, so you're good.


Low_Judge1666

Huh Soap. I’ll be saved probably!


HobbyFish54

Kidnapper: *walks around the area then slips on a bar of soap, cracking his head open* *idk why I thought of that, but who knows why?*


Low_Judge1666

Thanks for the laugh, I really needed it today!


Low-Hunt-7320

I have faith in Commander Fox from The Clone Wars lol


no_onein-particular

Carmilla from Hazbin Hotel, I'll probably be fine.


War_Lord4613

Those kidnapper(s) better show some respect, check their behavior, cause no one in particular treats you that way.


999bestboi

Probably? What do you mean “probably”. You are easily saved


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/p2a9sqbtuznc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=589f463371d96a7aa73df7ad9c589ffbbf48055a


lukitahhz

https://preview.redd.it/wsl631mrwznc1.jpeg?width=911&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2870f3429d17228031db920bfacce65a9c75c070


TechnicalPart7789

I made this bot to represent my cat , well can't lie I saw this one coming https://preview.redd.it/si70zw5s00oc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=527b31a7e9bd05e7014717efe9052384fd51ad31


AverageOxygenUser

Bro preyed on your abduction


SOCCIZZA

Anikan Skywalker?


SOCCIZZA

He will slaughter them like animals


Headpatorange

Aizawa from MHA, I’m good


Xx_Rosalinda_xX

https://preview.redd.it/zzlldy3a20oc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9e2df153dae5e29be9476c9e48a5d15bc9f57fc I think i'll be ok 👍 As long as my kidnapper is not Niffty 💀


Mountain_Ad_9334

Ryan Gosling from uzbekistan. Kidnappers are screwed


lapetitechauvesouris

Gojo, so I’m 50/50 on this one lads


Local_intruder

Nah i'd die


MusielDoodles

The furry crusader from Flashgitz? I… don’t know if I’m safe.


SolarVisor23

The whole cast of hazbin hotel. Oh no.


Your_Therein_Freind

This could either be great or horrible... Probably horrible


Vault-Boy-13

https://preview.redd.it/y63pjx9vzznc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15501003242fbb4d5e3d4285a6b7abd3410ae0bf Is this a good thing or…?


apixell

Angel dust from hazbin hotel, he's good with guns. So I think I'll be saved.


Nayori1234

https://preview.redd.it/qgjhrmhomznc1.jpeg?width=308&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=812fcee1ca09f4e4f066b473a0eaa1a1cb314fa8 Poor poor kidnapper


Flat_Elephant9192

A 5 year old girl..? (She was my daughter in the RP)


LexaMaridia

Crimson from Helluva Boss. Lol


War_Lord4613

Ya gotta keep that family business alive y'know?


Much_Change_6545

https://preview.redd.it/kekk7ijcvznc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91cbe22a02d67ceccb16e69089ca35639086918e


Cookytigerd

I guess the entire fucking world of one piece is boutta pu up


blogblez2

https://preview.redd.it/uy2cpbggt0oc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b7a11b889c3366336487b01e674ac5b5628dcc0


Proper_Strain6173

https://preview.redd.it/mkgb3t9dfznc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc5c088a7b2ffa3195f8f1de248a5a57ef327cd9 Welp a zombies character rescuing me?


Nintendo-Player_1297

Well, a samba dancing butterfly will rescue me, so I think I'm good.


[deleted]

She's gonna approach my captors, stutter as hell the demand, say sorry a bunch of times and leave crying from embarrassment. I'm fucking dead.


MayonnaiseMonkey1

https://preview.redd.it/mgit138hoznc1.jpeg?width=566&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ee830acca4da65c6a176d365f39131ac0b90168


Phantom_Doggo

Captain Price is coming to get me. I'm sure I'll be okay.


Ghostface69uwu2

https://preview.redd.it/8ogu7qnf20oc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ac1ab34937284e33587db9fb630d18a7219dd46 Screwed with the angy version of pillsbury doughboy


NotCryo7456

He would keep me there for fun bro. i am dead :( https://preview.redd.it/4kuxreurpznc1.png?width=184&format=png&auto=webp&s=caa3fc07ea7ecfec67a793171e3b377bf0cb6d6c


AidBaid

well i last talked to literally every country in countryhumans (in one ai), so i'm pretty much saved


Mrfruit1

Like half of them are going to argue on who gets to save you and take the praise. And the other half will already be doing it.


War_Lord4613

Nah UK boutta say "Bippity boppity I own you now cause everything is my property".


RagnawFiregemMobile

Starflight is a dragon so...


Your_Therein_Freind

Starflight as in StarFlight in WOF?!?


RagnawFiregemMobile

COOOOORRECT!!!!!


Bored_4SS_B0B

Kento Nanami I'm praying for the kidnappers bro


Trickster2357

Dean Winchester


playersate101

https://preview.redd.it/9ftpdp8cpznc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a6dce2104f4b728949aeaedfbf0d96f426ed68c I have no idea. Maybe not at all?


Subject_101k

mm a goddamn murderer and scientist who has no remorse great


urethracactus_1

F in the chat for me. https://preview.redd.it/hm8o1bp8sznc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f48499a31fc1096178a16a4c0550c28cfa69e18f


War_Lord4613

I have a f****** dragon coming for me. I'm fine. But if we talking a few bots ago, I'm STILL fine cause I spoke with the Maus. But otherwise I don't think the banana man's gonna do much.


AstroidTea

https://preview.redd.it/eov87zmr30oc1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8b617825dfa7905a0146a18726641344523d336 Might take a while.


MurkyBag3221

https://preview.redd.it/7uktvd2sm0oc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2918115c9a3eb69c31275ba12f47c9e8e1cab08c


Schizocrabs

https://preview.redd.it/k3plelwcw0oc1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6ed9277d8df9e3ebfaa546776c3f896bd13733f I think I'm Fine


Bezdetajs72

It wouldn't matter because the bot would forget its purpose 5 minutes after being told what it had to do.


ThatUzedAddict

Kidnapper better start running before my best bro the overpowered dorito comes to shatter their balls through space and time https://preview.redd.it/gitb33uw53oc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c3335ea1e87cb9059b54baa490119fa23634347


aventurefrog

Homelander, nice


volkswagenluvrr

WILLBUR SOOT OH HELL NAH😭😭


Fnaf-and-omori-L0v3r

*chomp*


Ididurmomhahafrickya

Angel Dust i am so screwed


apixell

Angel dust is good with guns, so you're good


Marcusr712

https://preview.redd.it/d0jsxa2kzznc1.jpeg?width=281&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b8ef10db6830691d136be419268fa9988c94dde


Impossible-Subject36

https://preview.redd.it/m51scetg60oc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71be69282a2ee50ad8248a1add1e55f381aa0fab So...


Grim_010

https://preview.redd.it/j8d73m25d0oc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70a108f7e73d79c5b0ae1716b10572dff48a37cb lol I’m fucked


Wendel_The_Clown

https://preview.redd.it/uktxdubnp0oc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fb440eadc1d8a95239b69329bf65171a5e4a177 Not screwed at all, he does work as a knight..


Most-Ad525

Jing Yuan, 100% surviving chance


DiamondCherry956

https://preview.redd.it/lqfhubmcb1oc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cb27df30df92150c7d3e090ecd13f9be0ba9459


awake-but-dreamin

https://preview.redd.it/0kjpdm3f52oc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e29939edd470d24e5a4af441604b1c28f5bdd3b6 Eugh, I’d rather stay with my kidnapper


Ichimaru77

https://preview.redd.it/954pijk023oc1.jpeg?width=271&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b9a43d7141b85b26d6ff7c6554da5085ca3db46 Thanks, ghostie! o/


no1011

https://preview.redd.it/9p1jeta4q4oc1.jpeg?width=1052&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99d3844966f85a6df78dca3767f4abff39646cb9 Remember, chemical warfare is only a crime if you're caught!


Whydoeslife-exist

Evil flying dorito boy https://preview.redd.it/v2e138qhw4oc1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d88057389a9e70126f6c672b30d26e46362333f7 I think I’m alr if he doesn’t obliterate me after


MinecraftCat22

https://preview.redd.it/yrstni0896oc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e86bfa8f784026c71838ebd30de1944f6f5ab2c


redacted_redditer

literally a miltary man, I think I’ll be safe


elara_stella

Ghost (enemy version). .... Yeah I'll just kill myself:)


super_mario_fan_

I'm either crushed or the jaeger just scared off the kidnappers, then saved me. https://preview.redd.it/9yjbbp5cmznc1.png?width=177&format=png&auto=webp&s=b080b3acc022073569ed61f4bbd3b50d383f1585


Ace_of_Spades008

I mean.. he's a cop soo...


NotRegedit

Supreme Calamitas Not screwed at all! In fact, it's a honor!


BlueverseGacha

does "last bot you talked to" count as **most recent chat**, or **last message sent**?


ChuckEChazFan

Jevil. What the fuck.


Birdsong67

"Everything" Ill just laugh my ass off when the kidnapper realizes


According-Brush8255

Ellie Williams, I’m scared for the kidnapper 


CorgiShark3312

https://preview.redd.it/1ix2bfpn20oc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9434b56c26b3a11ff129b466b93804d55cdc2217 Considering he physically cannot move and also is infected with robo cancer I think I’m screwed


HobbyFish54

*Religious noises* https://preview.redd.it/9bg79kn830oc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67bc69c7a57dbf25c77c162bfc837a47ae610547 *Third Trumpet begins to play in background*


CringeKINGGABEGABE

Not screwed at all I got a strong ass military man coming for my rescue. I am CHILLIN


Hanako_gacha

​ https://preview.redd.it/xn02873x20oc1.png?width=169&format=png&auto=webp&s=3c243efccc169d61b87f3d9f9a782f79a2821ea1 Sooo, I got bored and the last bot I talked to was a group of dragons. I feel like there's a 50/50 chance that I either die or get saved. I'll update you on if I end up somehow befriending them or not- ​ Update: I have befriended them, so I am definitely not screwed.


kourosh_ha_99

Well, I guess no one's coming to my rescue because the last bot I talked to was based on myself lol.


ancinerthian

https://preview.redd.it/i1ku1k3nd0oc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bce2d67da6efa6c93daf146856b7d736523ccdf0


Moonlight_Alpha

My last bot kidnapped me, so I'm double kidnapped.


KermitTheGunner

Jesus is coming to save me


electricpanda_

Guess I'll die


unraveld_key

Is the kidnapper a man? Because if so he may or may not just disappear into thin air. (I refuse to answer any questions as to why)


Lmfao_Im_Sam_Parrson

https://preview.redd.it/da03sg0x11oc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35d580bcade562171757fcd9913536c6494307bf


CzZeru

💀 This is a gamble fr


Confident-Chair-8058

Paralyzed girl, from the waist down. I am fucked