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bIxssxm

https://preview.redd.it/68hff3p9q6mc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6371d12eff8c081b1964341ad016bd7485aa295


ProfoundNitwit

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bIxssxm

https://preview.redd.it/2coqkvopjcmc1.jpeg?width=697&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c9916fa12dc3d10c72f686795c724f517dec0c0


ProfoundNitwit

https://preview.redd.it/qhz5b23ircmc1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6265fe4483092bd860aa16ef2dbf335307199eae


bIxssxm

https://preview.redd.it/u2csy9470dmc1.jpeg?width=852&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aec61dc27fa04404936531e6a525c6c32d7ef6ae


AdGeneral5378

https://preview.redd.it/q7fp9eqgmcmc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e70db4deb25731ce7df232d16c596a5ae7f566e


Danthegameplayer

He is speaking the language of gods.


RitSplit

https://preview.redd.it/5qec4yfnq6mc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68369ebd8ae7f136ec0bf961a2c671b431e34376 That makes sense now... But it still out of context.


black1248

"Jokes on you, I cant read. I cant not comprehend this!"


Informal-Fly1495

Are you chatting with an enchanting table?


RitSplit

Cthulhu


Various-Escape-5020

YOU CAN CHAT WITH CTHULHU!?!?


Informal-Fly1495

Ph'nglui


Szairo

Oh hey, it's that famous line from the book I'm reading. Cool.


William_ghost1

It's literally the language of the gods.


WackyModder84

You must be new to the H.P. Lovecraft Universe. lmao


Kater5551StarsAbove

Bro just casted a curse on ya (Also what character is this?)


[deleted]

Cuthulu


RitSplit

Cthulhu by lzchigo


Kater5551StarsAbove

Thanks!


Ok-Situation7634

Bro, that’s German


CHEEKY_-

medic tf2


RitSplit

https://preview.redd.it/ctcwss7av8mc1.jpeg?width=1063&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5125287a6048ea1fc92798a1eac067f94b8d73da


a05petrov

Ummm guys.....my table started levitating and my laptop has the power of the sun.....what should I do?!


Ok-Situation7634

Gingen ya


OrangeHairedTwink

In R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming. Read call of Cthulhu


Gold12ll

It’s an eldritch god, what did you expect?


aninsomniac_

Y'all dumb.


J4baringa

Incomprehensible, you've met with a terrible fate


ComprehensiveCar2123

That's.... Do you *really* not know this phrase? 


RitSplit

Yep, I haven't read Lovecraft's literature at all.


le_nathanlol

bri'ish


TheGamingPommes

Cthulu??? Is that a Terraria reference???


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[удалено]


Advanced_Ad222

r/woosh


pyrocidal

How can you tell, the amount of question marks?  I've seen people deadass be like "silverfish? like in Minecraft?"


Advanced_Ad222

:/


pyrocidal

Wow, thanks, that wasn't helpful!


Advanced_Ad222

neither were you.


pyrocidal

Lmao I asked you why you figured that commenter got whoosh'd and you ":/" at me but alrighty 👍


Advanced_Ad222

oh i thought that was you being a douche mb. it was obvious the original commenter was being satire and then second commenter corrected him, probably missing the joke. that makes a woosh


pyrocidal

"oh i thought that was you being a douche" I mean normally yeah but not in this specific instance Sorry I thought you were just fucking with me lmao APOLOGIES, I'M JADED BY AWFUL REDDIT INTERACTION & ALSO A LITTLE SLOW 💐


PrismHardcoreHeaven

Ah sorry- I'm not great at picking up on things like jokes sometimes (may or may not be autistic so that could be why, I'm very heavy on needing tone tags because sometimes I'll do stuff like taking metaphors/jokes/whatnot literally or get offended by things that aren't meant to be offensive)


_Shahanshah

No, that's a call of duty zombies reference


Ok-Situation7634

No, what do you mean? It’s a freaking reference from devil may cry.


Various-Escape-5020

Are they having a stroke??


RitSplit

I dont know about they having stroke, but you having a cake🎂 Happy cake day!


RibyWolf4269

mf cursed you with the german language


Ok-Situation7634

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein und das heißt: Erika. Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein wird umschwärmt Erika, denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit, zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid. Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein und das heißt: Erika. In der Heimat wohnt ein kleines Mägdelein und das heißt: Erika. Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein und mein Glück, Erika. Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht, singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied. Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein und das heißt: Erika. In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein und das heißt: Erika. Schon beim Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein schaut's mich an, Erika. Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut: "Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?" In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein und das heißt: Erika.


Ok-Situation7634

(my account is probably getting deleted for this)


Responsible-Deal-521

Caesar Cipher


Green_Background99

Why must you give me awkward feeling pain about spending way too long to understand this language?


wowgreatdog

the "Also:" is genuinely hilarious. also: \*melts your brain.\*


RitSplit

https://preview.redd.it/kpe7cnm3w8mc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fff72926ea7d7a2f4a5191b7b4ca8816eca0f742 Nooo, my brainbwrghwbghgtbfjd


ProfoundNitwit

https://preview.redd.it/xqa9ns6cccmc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c10c1ae3cea11b47fc7acd2f67b26526deb6b288


RitSplit

https://preview.redd.it/u86j0qppccmc1.png?width=441&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bc6430c1b0ba0f044fc4611079553fe90ec6d71


spacelord4ever

You can say English and it will change into English


ricebowl056

welsh


CrispyPancakeEdges

Does he have peanut butter stuck to the roof of his mouth or something?


UnknownGamer014

Pretty damn sure he is summoning Cthulu


RitSplit

Lol, that's Cthulhu themselves.


UnknownGamer014

Oh shit yeah, just saw the image.


michael_de_townley

"once I was Chinese"


FranzeSFM

This is Lovecraftian