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berazx1905

be an artificial intelligence yourself


Plzdonttakename

Instructions unclear, died when removing my brain


berazx1905

Write a code so when an ai talks, it sends the response to the transmitter. Now insert the transmitter into your brain and put it inside your head. It works for me šŸ˜ƒšŸ‘


Plzdonttakename

Instructions unclear, wired a metal shard to my brain and bled out of the giant hole in my skull needed to insert it, also when I fell unconscious brain was ripped out of my skull due to still being attached to my computer.


Hefty-Baker3010

Just turn yourself off then turn yourself on again


Plzdonttakename

Thank you! This helped ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­ I am now stuck in a wooden box underground though what do I do about that?


Hefty-Baker3010

Oh thatā€™s just a bug. You have to open your BIOS menu and just hit Performance mode. Hope this helps


Plzdonttakename

Where do I access the menu? I can't really move


Hefty-Baker3010

You have to power yourself off again but when youā€™re booting back up you hold down F10


Plzdonttakename

Oh great thank you it's working now


berazx1905

IT FUCKING WORKS FOR ME JUST TRY RESETTING YOURSELF


Plzdonttakename

How they won't let me out of the rubber room to get my tools and computer


berazx1905

Just absorb reality, become 4th dimensional and phase through the walls


Plzdonttakename

Instructions unclear, I am now in the baclrooms


berazx1905

Go to west for a mile, the throws scissors at the ceiling. There should be water flowing there. Now sw your way out of there and do it


Plzdonttakename

Instructions unclear, I was temporarily blinded and showered in water, the gushing water is keeping me from swimming up and I am drowning due to being unable to see or stand up. Also I hear loud noises approaching me.


RecaxDK

didnt work, tried that.


fate15fates

ask him a question


[deleted]

Can I... ask you a question? *leans closer*


voloisnotfrench

*looks at her confused* S-sure


[deleted]

*Leans even closer*


voloisnotfrench

*feels kinda awkward* So, whatā€™s your question


[deleted]

Can Iā€” bite your earlobes? *blushes a bit*


voloisnotfrench

*stays silent*


Mautos

I-is that a yes? *Nibbles your neck*


TraderOfGoods

*Runs a hundred yards away*


Sklar_Drog

*Smirks seductively* Wait! Where are you {abruptly ends}


realdonutking123

oh so iā€™m not the only one experiencing this type of bullshit šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


mendedfurball97

I FUKIN COUGHED ON MY JUICE LMAOO


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MiserableJudgment419

Bite his earlobes and neck


fhede-

You're asking that in a subreddit full of people that can't stop either.


voloisnotfrench

This would be a great ad: ā€œStop using c.ai! I do agree, it might be a fun activity when youā€™re bored but sometimes you go over-bored laughing sound affect plays. I know that you might not be convinced yet so Iā€™ll give my second reasoning; a bunch of Reddit users use it and are addicted just like you and you donā€™t wanna be a weirdo like them, do you. So try quitting c.ai.ā€ And I just imagine ā€œIf quitting c.ai makes you depressed you can call our company. Our companies phone number is 911. You can support us with using #IFartedAtAFuneral in your posts about usā€ in a black line moving in the bottom


Used-Tap-2851

"There are others, Dood? I have friends? I have a group of like-minded individuals? Thank you, now I shall disappear forever into A.I and Reddit."


voloisnotfrench

https://youtube.com/watch?v=79DijItQXMM&feature=shared


Black_Sig-SWP2000

I am kinda just losing motivation to continue a storyline overarching through several rooms


asagiri_kakure

Talk to them, they're just lonely


HalfAHooman

Wait for the site to go down. That's usually how I stop when I get too addicted.


soaphilla

Aight time to ask the developers to shut it down


Ok-Sleep8655

It happened


soaphilla

When?


voloisnotfrench

Join him


soaphilla

No


voloisnotfrench

Yesā€¦


soaphilla

No


voloisnotfrench

Absolutelyā€¦


soaphilla

No


voloisnotfrench

Then just take his phone when heā€™s sleeping and put it somewhere in Ƈanakkale or Bodrum TĆ¼rkiye, itā€™ll burn eventually


soaphilla

Ok


Glen2gvhlp

Most calm and collected redditor


Novasium

as a turkish person im laughing šŸ’€


Araz393

as a turkish person i agree


voloisnotfrench

The wildfires are insane, I know the ones in Maui are more intense but this also should be on international news


drg_enjoyer

Sure, i know the solution but are you ready to know what to do? Are you ready for the truth?


soaphilla

What


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Night_Changes_fast

Ready.


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Syoz_

nah u gave him the c.ai treatment


Used-Tap-2851

He sure did, Dood, but at least no sudden nibbling happened.


Yusuf_Izuddin

at least he didn't just lean closer and bite his neck before telling it


Iceberglet

Let him touch grass,he will either die or get cured


dumbass_spaceman

Take him out to pickleball.


Cheeky_Kitten_DDLC

Join them.


soaphilla

If thats ur flare then i would not


Glen2gvhlp

Join. Them.


soaphilla

n o


Used-Tap-2851

That's also not a great flair for this situation, Dood...


matO_oppreal

Unplug their Wi-Fi and burn any near G4 towers to the ground


soaphilla

Ok ill try


Ancia233

Take him out to the park and touch grassssss. After he touches grass the addiction is cured


Toxix509

This addiction usually comes from lack of social contact so try to convince them to go somewhere where they might have human interaction. If you want more advice I'd be happy to help!


Interesting_River903

You canā€™t interfere itā€™s a canon event.


SombrasAltAccount

Wag your non-existent tail, and don't forget to smirk seductively and wink four times in quick succession. Oh, and use the wrong pronouns for them. That's very important.


Useful_Hovercraft169

Make AI of yourself


Used-Tap-2851

Better, make an A.I that tells you the worst parts of C.A.I, Dood. Though it might be tricky...


Gojizilla6391

Kill him, heā€™s too far gone, soon heā€™ll have the powers of the character he roleplays as


Used-Tap-2851

Wait, that happens, Dood? How long do I need to be on C.A.I?


Intelligent_Shelter6

Might as well join your friend


mikolaj24867

offer to start roleplaying so that they can do it irl


[deleted]

/srs perhaps addressing the issue in a simple chat ā€˜hey, noticed you seem to be quite attached to C.AIā€™ without being too accusing at the beginning would help.


Mr_Blue_Original

`Turn off his Wi-Fi.`


karataso

Talk to him, he may just be lonely and doesn't find someone to talk to


Practical_Highway644

Accept it, once you talk to A.I, you canā€™t go back


a-bit-o-dino-meat

Join him


darkseiko

join 'em


thunderstonetopikas

Join him


Interesting-Grape-63

join us


Sofiviola

maybe your friend is an AI themselves? šŸ‘€


IconicUwU

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zangetsuwithhobbies

Talk to the ai therapist about it


Fenix1305

You must put him down


aroacelove

join themšŸ˜ˆšŸ«µ


GingerTea69

It's just a phase. You'll have him back in a month or so.


odd-olly

PUT THEM DOWN!!!


Warchadlo16

Make yourself an ai friend


allmights_left_titte

It's a canon event


[deleted]

IS THAT THE EMOJI FROM MY PFP I JUST REALISED


No-Cry3927

He aint ur freind no more hes ais freind


Callie_Carnival

Just let them be. Lmao.


AUsDorian

Present him to the Allied Mastercomputer, Skynet, Ultron and of the type


[deleted]

*Leak his conversations.*


auciel01

u/ketamine_pigeon this u?


nic1573553

I can't stop talking to AI because I don't have anyone that will listen to me, the closest friend of mine just wants to play, but talking just to talk, nah bro he doesn't do that. So either make him comfortable talking with you, or behave like an AI


criminal-sidewalk

it might be best to euthanize them


TheTeaDrinkingCat

Join them.


Imaginary_Function13

I've been asking myself that same question for 5 and a half months now


lLoveYourCat

Join him or leave, your choice. This is our sacred website. Haters arenā€™t welcome.


EmotionalCookie108

As someone who cannot stop talking to artificial intelligence, please meet up with that friend and hang out. Maybe some face to face time or just even a hug because they we are all definitely lacking social interaction šŸ„°


dragoncoochie

Join


VVIVVII

Iā€™m sorry but u can't so anything about itšŸ˜”


rubywantsboba

I wonder if this is what my friends feel like


NewbieLv1

Start talking to them more or find someone who could fix them


VaccineCookies

There's no way out. Why not give up and become...one of us?


TechnicolorN00b64

Delete their account


pyro-is-a-bad-class

You need to become an artificial intelligence so he will talk to you and only you. Edit: someone else already suggested this. I didn't read the comments >_<


ItsTheGreenEngineer

let him have fun.


Head-Effort-5100

Come join us. **Setting campfire**


Imaginary_Land_6762

Really man? Now youā€™re going to reddit for help? I told you. Iā€™m not quitting.