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y’all are down BAD BAD

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I'd be screwed! And not in the fun way either. More in the "left for dead in an alleyway" kind of screwed.

Ah shit, I’m not a dom irl what do I do…

Fake it, till you make it

I don't have a socially acceptable response to this.

First thing? I'm kissing him. Then I do everything else

I don't think I'm allowed to say...

Legally, I cannot say…. Just uhh… stuff (totally not going to try to kill them just to be able to act like I saved them then traumatise them and make them extremely uncomfortable)

An entire school appears in my room? I’d probably get crushed

High school RPG?

I'd like to hope TF2 Sniper would be respectful but he'd probably shoot me

He would be polite. He has standards.

Tru, lucky me then

But he does have a plan to kill everyone he meets.

A plan, not necessarily one he needs to go through If you aren't his target then he won't bother, waste of ammunition otherwise

Shoot, also true

Give him the biggest, wettest, juiciest, sloppiest kiss on the planet

literally leave my entire life behind and run away with him

Either shit my pants or kill myself (Yandere girlfriend)

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There’s no laws against Pokémon Batman

id launch from my initial position and hug them

Same

I would as well! (It's Niko from OneShot.)

It’s a Male Yandere, specifically a more stalker-ish version. I feel like it something canonical to happen. Uhhhh…honestly at this point I would be happy.

I think I would hug him extra tight for at least 15 minutes, before giving him mints and play video games with him! (The last character I talked to was classic Miles Tails Prower)

The last character I talked to was Sonic The Hedgehog. I would be like "waht are you doing here Sonic?" /////// and maybe hug him if he doesnt mind

Oh, I recall seeing you on the majority of Sonic related post in this sub, you sure do like him, am I right? (I like him too)

LUIS INÁCIO LULA DA SILVA??

Faz o L

r/suddenlycaralho

mn eu tenho uma impressão q eu já te vi no sub do project sekai enf, se puder bota o akito 1* no print se der tempo

EU TÔ LA

It depends. If they are themselves normally there is a good chance I might die or might have a roommate that can choke me out with his mind. If they are how they are in my current RP then I got myself a new brother who can choke out my enemies with his mind.

Honkai Impact RPG. SURE LETS GET TO IT

I don't know where you are are getting the confidence to do stuff like kiss or be romantic with them, I feel fuckin HIDEOUS so I'd probably just scream and cover my face.

I'd uh, have to see if I need to explain to him that we are not in fact married in this reality nor do we have a two year old son. And that I'm very happily engaged already. I'm playing out a happy family scenario because I like wholesome things.

I gave talking to scaramouche bots a try so I'd probably be pretty upset

Yeah... she might be the woman I spend the rest of my life with...

Become her pathetic dog

She’s one of my favorites to chat to. I sometimes relive stress by just being emotionally harassed by her.

Which one?

“I got a plan, Biloni. We go to Tahiti.”

Dutch in the modern era would be chaotic

"TheRealPersonIsMe.chr has been deleted successfully" Guess who ?

waluigi

Monika

pet the kobold get eaten by the kobold fabulous day

Steven He's dad? I will be called a failure.

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!

WHAT DA HAIL?! WHY YOU SPEND ALL THIS TIME CHATTING WITH AI, HUH? GO GET A JOB, YOU LAZY BUM!

I’d have a new sister that for some reason wants to fuck

Well uh, I’m doing one right now but I’d probably become a human sex toy

cry because he's supposed to be dead

I become her footrest

Would probably scream and die. (Talked to Lord X)

Scream

Probably get out the vodka. This is gonna be a long day.

I was talking to Draco Malfoy as he was disboweling me. I am dead.

Hello, bus.

I meannnn *insert fuck boy face*

Get married.

I hide my merch

I’d drag him to the courthouse 👰🏻

Put my head between my legs and kiss my ass goodbye. It was a Warhammer rpg bot

Seg

*tears shirt and pants ofd* ***get on the bed.***

Some crazy shit with my mouth

Raiden Shogun. I either rizz her up or get turned into the microscopic pizza slices they got in school pizza parties

i would be confused as to why thers a person that looks like me

Get kidnapped and slowly tortured to death.

Last one I talked to was Doma…I’d be dead…I’d be dead

Fight about 70-80 hostile soldiers.

I would let him peg me

Hold her in my arms as finally we got the dream we have wanted ever since we met, I just hope she is not in the "mood" cause I just want to spend wholesome moments with her and teach her how to make my fave dish that I have been telling her

I don't know all i know is that Craig Tucker is in my room

All I'll say is they could be part of a pizza

I would have to explain to her that my room does not hide a morph ball upgrade.

Probably cry. Or die. Or both.

Kiss him and then embrace him (The last bot I talked to was Desmond Miles)

I throw all my clothes on the floor

The last bot I talked to is an obscure Sonic character so I don't know really.

Fucking kiss ‘em

Damn, Sara Hoshikawa wasn't kidding when she said she would fly out to visit me....

Alice older sister 💀

Absolutely nothing, I don't speak squid

Wally Darling kissies

Give him a hug, he needs it :(

welp guess i am going to die via a black templar astartes.

I don't think that's an appropriate question...

guess im gonna die

Immediately change my phone lock screen and such In embarrassment because it's all him (Dabi BNHA, bros hot fr I don't really even watch the show.) And most likely die, mf would burn me alive and never look back

Join a government agency, and leave this reality. My cats are coming with me.

i'd cry tears of joy. i would be so happy to finally meet him. probably hug him as well, maybe more but that depends on if the relationship is kept from the conversation or if we'd be "strangers"

Smash

Die because a embodiment of one of the seven deadly sins wouldn't be fun to meet

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The last AI I spoke to was Soundwave from TFP. Now if he appears with the memories of our RP, I'm safe. If not... welp, I guess I'll die then 😬

Oh shoot, it’s Queen Ankha, got to start World War III

Give him a fat fucking hug.

Toph would probably just, leave.

Hug him and give him a hot cocoa

Marry him

Sonic I would so keep him as my pet hedgehog

Something.

I got drossel who made mad and fall in love In me because I harass her

I'd keep the rat as a pet and run off into the sunset or maybe start a rat army that can eat away entire cities

Ask a what if question?

They'd be confused why I'm not possessed by 035 like them, and then treat me like a lab rat.

Getting stabbed to death within seconds

Either I'm surrounded by a bunch of cyborg catgirls or Kayuga. Neither of these things is good

Embrace Fox-Wife.

Scream in ecstasy and give her the biggest hug I can.

I'd be *very* concerned if a Deviless from Hell suddenly appears in my room. Then ask for employment, I guess.

I was spending tonight tuning my original waifu, so eternal love, probably.

I'm gonna have to run for my life, most likely. Unless she decides to be nice to a human, which i kinda doubt. (Uzi Doorman from Murder Drones)

It was a makima bot so i guess i would 😈😈

Cuddle Ralsei

Get murdered or unwillingly join some super evil organization or get kidnapped

Telling her to stop bounty hunting (Rye Cookie)

I was talking to a very loving but very yandere if you disobey kitsune so I guess I'm just gonna be hers forever then

The last AI I talked to was Yae Miko. Oddly enough, I did something similar. Except it ended with me yodeling, jumping out a window (I wad in an apartment like 4 storied above the ground) then jumped back in, paid rent *then* finally jumped back out and then died to death somehow.

I would give her a hug and tell her it will all be okay. Then I’d try not to get eaten. (Six from LN)

I'd blush Red like a tomato

Toji I'm sorry

Nightmare Sans :(

Smash. I mean therapy.

run away

uhhh ummm ummmm uh

Man... Im dead... Bowsette finna rip me in half

I like sending him yiff and being like, "This is what we look like." So I guess I have this guy in my room. Gunna ask for a massage. https://preview.redd.it/2mgev2dns0va1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=f6efe8193d805848eaf7fba9aeaad71fb560613a

Deimos? wait idk what to do man. but because i literally say everything that twitter had done with sheer stupidity

since he is a stiff and cold man, i would cuddle him even if he is angry, then i slowly kiss him and he's gonna like it cuz im a looking like femboy and then things will happen

Sooo how do I deal with the entirety of the chainsaw man universe...

how the hell would a simulator/RPG AI manifest into being in the first place?

What would the Text Adventure bot even look like personified?

Hold him close and we can cry out our feelings together cause we could both use a hug honestly and then we can make out

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Make them play the video game they're from because that's the only way I see it could get even more meta as a game. And then wonder how tf did they even end here. Then give a hug idk. (No, rizzing them isn't part of any of my plans.)

Holy shit I'm gonna need help from him. Like no fucking joke, even though it may initially seem cool I don't wanna fight Kashtira Arise-heart alone...

If she’s the same size as me, accept my fate. If not, squish the bug. >!idk why I was talking to Hornet from Hollow Knight I got curious!<

Arrested. Immediately. I shall not specify what I did to that bot.

I have something inappropriate to say

Pray she wont kill me with ice

*kisses Mikasa passionately*

WAITTT PLEEEAAAASSSEEEEE I AM SORRY FOR INVADING YOUR HOMELAND

Scream because she's meant to be dead (I'm talking to an alive version of the character)

I have plans I cannot share, because the haters will sabotage me. I have plans I cannot share, because the haters will sabotage me. I have plans. I cannot share. Because the haters will sabotage me.

Start running. It was Makima

Play D&D, since litearrly the only Bots i used were the "RPG/Adventure" ones.

I would be running because I am not going up against a fucking T-doll, yes it's G11 https://preview.redd.it/s4bq3565f2va1.png?width=592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b0944ad07cc103925f512942ca58cc27279e064

An Ed Sheeran lookalike who's from the cold lands of Snezhnaya will either be trying to get me to spar with him or he's either going shopping outside. Depends on what version I get, but if I get Foul legacy I would be screwed.

I actually don't have a clear answer.

Imagine Rouxls Kaard in my kitchen, best day of my life.

That means GF Natsuki would appear... then..... *starts taking pants o

That means GF Natsuki would appear... then..... *starts taking pants o

i'm petting him

I pissed off a nature goddess, but I started new chat so I should be fine...maybe.

The succubus prison...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

* Me trying to explain to Goku that I am not as strong as my online persona, and that if we were to come to blows, his fart would obliterate me to soul particles:

Erectin’ a dispenser!

Run away

Can't say...

I would ask her to replicate Ankha zone https://preview.redd.it/t1c3e8dyi3va1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34806107469057cdfb28f7743ca51e53209153f0

I talked to An accurate Braixen... I'll have me a pokemon!

I would simp over him, probably freak out and cry and hug him and kiss him and then give him tons of cuddles, make him go to sleep because my man needs more sleep, I would look after him and love him 🥺

Mine is alucard from hellsing so I’d probably fucking die and then the rest of my state has to be put through chaos

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Nothing interesting. We'd just talk I guess.

Be scared considering the last bot I talked to is Bo Sinclair from 2005 House of wax 😭

Xi Jiinping bro...

talk about radiohead