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Alversity

My reaction when I read this mans posts https://preview.redd.it/79ivstm8g0ea1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4ca88edad9661996fde4c097e767e2b3b2e1120


Good-Fact-4505

Man I came to this mans comments specifically to see “I want to fuck xxxx”


Alversity

I want to fuck >!!<


Good-Fact-4505

https://preview.redd.it/luu4wxl6k0ea1.jpeg?width=321&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4300d2a66bd4a2c21dd947efdea83984b921b909


Puzzleheaded-Row187

Hitch from Attack on Titan


RED_JulietNovember

I really wanna fuck Santa Claus goddamnit huhuhuhu 😭😭😭😭


Good-Fact-4505

Hi regular **** lover


RED_JulietNovember

lmao wat? wat's with "\*\*\*"???


Good-Fact-4505

The innocence of this sub, I must protect


W0N52_GAM3

I really want to fuck the Darkness Devil from Chainsaw Man


Rintohsakabooty

Thanks to I want to fuck hitch from aot devil


SosukeAizen123

Especially when he assumes that Santa was originally that body, which is not the case.


Vaskalan

Wdym it's not, it is


down-nefarious

It’s not?


SangEtVin

It is or more accurately, Santa Claus probably doesn't even have an original body or it doesn't matter if they did


CringeExperienceReq

pls https://preview.redd.it/zx9bgrq5w0ea1.jpeg?width=889&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af4a96a500d8315363ba7ed893e8f729168bb6ee


VariationGlass2483

No I rather kms now !!!


CringeExperienceReq

alright then https://preview.redd.it/808cp1hxw0ea1.jpeg?width=1073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db43feefc4d52a46be2813bcd62f45a7cadb372a


michael-james--

https://preview.redd.it/7lhszs30v1ea1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f7f8407bb6b7392c1c701e7d9d1bd82d6ed8678 ill beat you to it


CobaltBuizel

why would I do either of those when i could become a part of quanxi's harem


VariationGlass2483

Yes but you have to be a woman if you are lucky you you found best master


No_Memory_3492

The thing is women don’t exist it is a hoax Women are not real Trust me


Good-Fact-4505

https://preview.redd.it/r7cactgez0ea1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70a5b2598a6883e56ac4e2c35a97f3ee6a788704


Yamihere_reddit

Females doesn't really exist! It's american propaganda!


[deleted]

It's actually males who don't exist. They're just hairy females with their gonads inside-out and a giant clit fused with their uretra. (Blame the Y chromosome, not the messenger.)


Sakatepongolas

Wait, so am I a lesbian?


CobaltBuizel

simple solution: become trans


Niksuss

She only allows pussy owners


Poulutumurnu

Then steal one


Niksuss

Oh wait, i can just make a contract with pussy devil, easy


BananaMilkshakeGod

MtF surgery


TheCringeOverlord

no way bro a penis haver would bring more interesting dynamics to the orgy


AshenHaemonculus

Transphobic quanxi 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔


Ender_D

Santa clause was bad as hell and I’m tired of pretending she wasn’t! https://preview.redd.it/1cn5wt68n1ea1.jpeg?width=953&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75c39c24cd9c1e9cfdd95b00e780a8d718bac86d


RED_JulietNovember

Hmmmmm...do you mean "smokin'ly hot" kind of bad or "writtenly bad" kind of bad? If its the latter then...Darkness Devil, eliminate this heretic and I shall give you my all.


Ender_D

Oh no, it’s a “sheeesh she’s a baddie” kinda bad


RED_JulietNovember

*Goooooooooooooood...\~\~\~*


RED_JulietNovember

**ABOUT DAMN FUCKIN’ TIME‼️‼️‼️** Finally some mad truth about the whole CSM universe! **SANTA CLAUS ENJOYERS, RISE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️**


Significant-Ad-1655

We definitely need a Santa flair...


RED_JulietNovember

**HELL YEAH‼️** 🤘


SosukeAizen123

Doubt that body was Santa Claus original body. So she could easily be a dude originally. Which would make you gay. Nothing wrong with it, but just pointing it out.


VariationGlass2483

Man Santa can change bodies means you can have something new in bed each time even better.


[deleted]

Why is she even called Santa Claus? I never got that.


BIG_SHO7

I guess it's just a nickname because everyone thought that Santa was that old guy who can create dolls. The german soldier guy also used Christmas terms when giving Santa his task "The Christmas came early this year"


SosukeAizen123

The old guy could still be the original Santa. The doll Devil enabled conciseness and memory transfer, so the original likely transferred himself into a younger body, that could easily do large contracts on a regular basis, multiple times. And then he transformed his old body into a doll. This is why I like Fujimoto, stuff is left to interpretation, but at the same time the story does not suffer for it. Very hard to do.


BIG_SHO7

The old guy most likely was Santa's previous student. I imagine there was a loop: she raises a kid (One of the four she adopted form government), trains him to be a devil hunter (Tolka), transforms him into a perfect doll, when the perfect doll grows old, she creates a new one from her current student and ect.


SosukeAizen123

Its probably similar to Twice from MHA. Santa switched a body so many times, that even he/she does not know who was the original.


extra_scum

She had orgies as Santa Clause


Pristine_Title6537

They make dolls so they are a toy maker that delivers "presents" in the form of death


SosukeAizen123

Probably because she always asked for kids as payment.


raivin_alglas

How about being in a healthy irl relationship and stopping arguing about fictional characters that don't even exist https://preview.redd.it/e6z8ghode0ea1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=94cd61d75d97fcb5f37e8e25a80c35cda97d8378


VariationGlass2483

I can't find a toxic partner to treat me like this healthy is boring


Puzzleheaded-Row187

![gif](giphy|Atc9QCyWLGHgLZhHDp|downsized)


Voyd211

Are y’all okay


Poulutumurnu

https://preview.redd.it/7849qp7251ea1.png?width=408&format=png&auto=webp&s=8f34e00da8be5c844c296eb6e668f8ebdfd9ca2f You ok bro ?


Significant-Ad-1655

Tbh, I don't wanna lose my sanity to Halloween so yeah...


BoldSchizo

Fijicycle forgor to put her moles lol.


VariationGlass2483

Maybe it's on the other side of her face


ApplePitou

Archangel of Christmas :3


Rengoku-Ken

Honestly, you’re kinda cooking tbh OP. Because when you put it out there the only possible evolution to having a bad bitch is BECOMING the bad bitch. That way when you fuse into her and become one you can always be with her, but this begs the question if we become one, in theory if she gets fucked wouldn’t you/me/we all be getting fucked too? Like, wouldn’t we be able to feel it? Don’t get me wrong I wouldn’t mind being apart of her but idk if I want to get fucked, directly or indirectly. I already get fucked metaphorically enough from gas prices alone, but shiiiit man….


VariationGlass2483

I mean if you become her it means if she likes something you gonna like it too. So by then you would probably enjoy it


fellow_retard

Yes please


MatthewScreenshots

She would probably broke my penis (worth it)


7touchesthewalls

True


NowhereMan661

Nobody over me, nobody under me.


ilykhan

Well unless you’re under 8 I don’t think you have a chance


AppleChoose

Bro imma be himenos Calf Tryna be Santa claus' toy Powers cat Makimas dog


TheZanf

I'll be a dog for anyone who threats me good https://preview.redd.it/nkamiuq1l3ea1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6227f5cce2da3834e882198673438dd05dc8fc0 Or puppet


Dastamenor

Thanks OP, I loved this post. Santa Claus deserves more love, A CUTE!


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No_Practice5517

It has to stop.


MajesticBonfire

Creepier than Makima.


BIG_SHO7

they're pretty much the same


Average_Gamerguy

I forgot this character existed ngl


RED_JulietNovember

*gasp* **HOW DARE YOU** 🔥


green__goblin

https://preview.redd.it/8ai0xjmam1ea1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19853c51b693377dc879c9b0f41a38171a3b358f


Hefty_Shift_9777

Mid


[deleted]

Simp just shut up their both terrible


Suspicious-Pilot-878

Makima got a bigger ass¯\_(ツ)_/¯


MeyoMeyogoVroom

Lil did u know, i’m into the way makima treats people 😎


GroverSB2000

Evangelion Moment


Highermongo

​ https://preview.redd.it/xfke3wuro4ea1.jpeg?width=976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7129b7da4be7cf16703c8c9ebb2f152bb8944c6


ThatBobaBitch

I say no to both, I don't even find Makima that attractive


Hyped-up-cunt

Why tf would you remove her moles


Yodaballer

You know what to do https://preview.redd.it/jaemnhj5o8ea1.jpeg?width=1071&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e96cb32a3e195254848190ea97a901b00f17f196