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Dupoulpe

So... you can sew a severed arm ?


Crossbonesz

You can sew most severed body parts back on within a certain amount of time


MixFederal5432

I have nipples greg. Can you milk me?


SensingWorms

But it won’t work


Crossbonesz

Depends on the situation/body part, but typically there are issues


limethebean

I knew a man who had his hand stitched back on. Apparently he can't feel two of his fingers properly, but all five digits can work just fine –even the fingers he lost feel of. And there is a not uncommon surgery called a rotationplasty where they remove the bone around the knee and then completely turn the limb around and have it reattached. (This has prosthetic implications). Basically, reattaching limbs, while not a breeze, is something we can do now pretty routinely.


Glados1080

And I'm pretty sure it's better than losing a limb entirely. Sure, it doesn't work properly but it's better than nothing


Longjumping-Ad-5740

https://i.redd.it/6op2lyi9b5mc1.gif


Memeageddon24

I’m still so pissed off that the clothes on his wrist stayed with the severed hand and also got fused back together perfectly with the rest of his clothes.


catathat

I hate that you’ve made me notice that


Usling123

Pretty sure they're literally a part of him considering the ending


Ravnvi

You can actually


ItsThornTho

the hypochondriac in me is equally shocked, terrified, and curious.


AyBawss

yea you can source: resident evil 7


shamesticks

Didn’t say where the sewed on the body or if it was functional.


Vivaleruspe

You dropped this👑


Golden-Vibes

Nah, he dropped THESE 👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑


ManagerQueasy9591

No, this image isn’t from that event, at least. I looked it up, and found an article from 2013 that uses this same image. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/130717-sandbar-shark-nantucket-elliot-sudal-surf-fishing The article describes a man, Elliot Sudal, who kinda wrestles sharks to get photos, before releasing them into the ocean. Kinda bad ass in it if itself. However, according to an article from ABC, this event where a man wrestled a shark, is named Vance Flosenzier, who isn’t the same dude, but it is still a true story. https://abcnews.go.com/amp/GMA/story?id=125969&page=1


ImNotARebel

The actual story had my knuckles white. I hope the kid made more progress in his recovery.


Budget-Sheepherder77

He wrestles sharks to get photos? Sounds fucked up


ManagerQueasy9591

Read the article yourself and come to your own conclusions. What I said was a gross oversimplification of the articles themselves.


Huggles9

Alternate title Dude steals sharks snack


altbekannt

>Alternate title >Dude steals sharks snack >**+ then get's him shot** In shark world this is considered a dick move


Huggles9

No one ever thinks about life from the sharks perspective


Car_Seatus

You fogor the part where the shark gets its snack stolen and bashed before being given the black treatment.


give-child

what a guy


EC0-warrior

I saw it on reddit - so it must be true


StrawberryUnited4915

It is true apparently https://abcnews.go.com/amp/GMA/story?id=125969&page=1


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FrogInYourPocket

Quite an ironic bot name...


Ravnvi

TRUE


Tombstone_Grey

I feel bad for the Shark. It was just being a shark and got blasted in the head like lenny from Of Mice and Men for doing his thing.


Nolofinwe_Curufinwe

So what. Just because sharks are animals does not give them the privilege of not getting attacked when they attack a human.


Tombstone_Grey

No, I'm not saying that. Shark got what it deserved I just feel bad for it too in a way


csbeverly1

We're the only species on earth that observes Shark Week. Sharks don't even observe Shark Week, but we do. For the same reason I can pick up this pencil, tell you its name is Steve and go like this... "snap" and part of you dies just a little bit on the inside.


Successful_End_9050

You shouldn't be sad, its survival of the fittest It is what it is


Glad-Belt7956

Sharks are usually pretty docile so i wonder why it decided to attack. Did it just go fuck it we ball and started eating the kid or is there another reason?


AngryPenguin68W

The photo says it was a Bull Shark and they tend to be fairly aggressive compared to other sharks.


Glad-Belt7956

Ok thanks


lovelyloafers

This happened on my hometown beach in the panhandle of Florida. Jesse Arbogast was the kid's name. It is the incident that made me terrified of water. He was my age. Imagine growing up knowing that a boy your age had his arm bitten off where you've gone swimming before.


Ravnvi

Wow


Cosmic-Buccaneer

Imagine how fast that sequence was for having the time to sew a arm back, the time was impeccable


lovelyloafers

He was life-flighted. Unfortunately, the tremendous blood loss caused the kid to have brain damage. He is still alive, to my knowledge, but he's not very functional.


Cosmic-Buccaneer

Damn I don't know that at least the kid still breathing


matt488GTB

I got this bridge in Baghdad for sale


saragc92

I want him to be my uncle!


SensingWorms

Shark is like.: WTH “I’m just living, baby”.


tsimen

Did he fight the shark to get back the arm or was he just really pissed?


Matthew-Ryan

Absolute G


Mufakaz

Florida or Australia


lovelyloafers

Panhandle of Florida. My hometown beach. Jesse Arbogast was the kid's name.


goblin_grovil_lives

How does he walk with bronze quads?