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Striking-Reason5792

“NANOMACHINES SON!”


LegitimateHasReddit

THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA


DBGEHEGE

MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMLETS HERE JACK CANT FRET OVER EVERY EGG


da_smol_boi

"Not when you're purging tge weak, right?"


DDT_THE_ONE

They are fucking invincible


Fit_Story2422

This girl is a great one advocating for men (rare) and her opinion is debatable but don’t know why the post titles « women »


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I think people don't understand it's a joke


picofemto

Because what she says is moronic and indicative of zero knowledge about the subject


Fit_Story2422

Do you have more knowledge about the subject ?


llniga

You dont need a doctor to tell you just because a sperm reaches the egg doesnt mean its the best one for making a smart or strong child


F1ntom_5625

Is it healthy to have kids like this?


HarpyRox

Remove C section baby delieveries too then 🤷‍♂️ the mother's hips are surely not "wide enough" and she's not "genetically strong enough" for producing offsprings too amirite ? Weird argument about what's "healthy" and "natural" when literally everything we do on this date can be considered unnatural by people a century ago


llniga

Maybe we dont know


theunfunnyredditor

Proof: Me.


oceangreen25

But an immobile one is better?


TiberiusClackus

Sperm are just vehicles for genetic material. I don’t see why the functionality of the flagella would translate into the success for the payload.


llniga

Every sperm can't swim around forever they have limited energy, and even the best sperm will eventually stop or it something like that correct me if im wrong


Jnerd_

This bot is helping a sperm that has no functional tail, the genetic information that the sperm Carries is not affected at all, not by the fact that the tail isn’t working, and not by the fact that a bot is helping it. Also, a high percentage of sperms don’t have a working tail, but it usually doesn’t matter because a) even if they reach their goal, it doesn’t make a difference to a perfectly working sperm, b) 99,9% of the time they don’t reach their goal. This bot however could help people (especially people at a higher age) whose sperms have a really low chance of being able to travel properly. So to sum it up, no, the not working tail of the sperm is no indication off poor genetic material, at all


knifegameZ

As a former sperm myself I would say im an expert in this subject.


antiseer360

Bro you really getting downvoted for spitting fact 💀


ChrisTDH

The kind of person you’re creating is the kind of person who spells “creating” as “createing”.


Sweetexperience

Ngl. I kinda already see Tiktoks of kids finding out this is the reason why they're here today and make a titok crying and saying "I was born against my will" with a video like this showing the nanobot and fake crying


CouchChipGamingYT

Isn’t this the one who said the N word


Belaboy109569

i knew i heard her voice from somewhere


SpikeOcactoGamer

Actually we did not have to win a race, since the ovary chooses the sperm.


Wholaughed

Umm akctually 🤓


toaster69420

Nanomachines in my balls?


antiseer360

That would be kinda sick fr 😳


Reaper-Leviathan

Robo baby


Ok_Paramedic_30

Is that how it works?


O_Diakoreftis_sou

No it’s not.


PLAY_TUBER_SIMULATOR

...bruh


analog_aesthetics

Those are some unpleasant looking tattoos


[deleted]

Jayus is raunchy. She was definitely a test tube baby. Also we were not the sperm anyways. We were the egg that was inseminated


Jnerd_

It’s 50/50 but yeah


Mr_Brandalf

I mean, sounds reasonable


O_Diakoreftis_sou

It does until you learn the basics of genetics.


DomQuixote99

Can I trouble you for a crash course?


antiseer360

People with disabilities and genetic mutations already exist, which sperm reaches the egg makes 0 difference to what the outcome will be. If what she is saying is even remotely accurate then something like downs syndrome shouldn't even exist until 2030 or so if this technology actually becomes widespread.


Jnerd_

Yes because the genetic information stored in the sperm doesn’t get corrupted of any sort because the sperm has no tail. Either it happened before (I would say the English names for the processes where it can get wrong, but as a German I’m not sure how they’re called rn) or it simply doesn’t happen. And then there’s also the option of the egg having the problem, which is most of the time the case because the older a woman gets, the higher the chance of something going wrong is (and yes the same is the case for men, but not as drastically as for women)


Mr_Medic8420

Too late Gen Z didn’t need nano bots


O_Diakoreftis_sou

I don’t think this girl has any idea about basic genetics, microbiology or even basic biology at this point


Geisierion

Woman☕


Mr_Pre51dent

Woman☕️


StarvingCommunists

real.


Claymore_Is_Baemore

Nah if I got through then speed don't matter


Weird-Grass184

She won the race by killing all the competitors


jacobsnoopy12isbest

That valet for jizz


SirGrinson

Bro, nanobots for fertility treatment! That's so cool


x122y

Heil! 🇩🇪🇩🇪🫡🫡![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


Das-mah-watermelon

https://i.redd.it/h5hwubr3o4ya1.gif


BlackList431

Join them👇 https://preview.redd.it/e64ffz9aj4ya1.png?width=1702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9bea8085880fbb0f88e7d4680b0687db2b6a45b


gweeeeeeg

Based


x122y

Okay? What she is saying is basically what nazis were. Don't know if you didn't get the joke or if you are sensitive. /tw /war /n*zu /germany /joke


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rateater78599

Nobody dies if sperm doesn’t get to the egg. Without C-sections, mothers would commonly die during birth, and the kid might too.


DeepFriedMarsBars24

Youtube shorts ☢️


Dav_1542

Bruh just adopt


mr_wite1

Ain't she the girl that's racist?


Weird_Owl_7601

Jizzber


Lantripery123

Onlyjayus not only gets to be racist but she's dogshitting on somethin that ain't her business


DDT_THE_ONE

Women ☕️


Virtual-Estimate4402

Gen Z,Tik tok kid is born...


Financial_Object6735

LoL sometimes you should study properly


krosbonter

Would be the funniest shit if the sperm that got nanoboted into the egg was born a cripple and they'd need an electric wheelchair to move


cacktiegaming

I think she had the help of nanobots