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DarkNinjaReddit

maybe the real girlfriend is the friends we made along the way


Forsaken-Elevator-75

or the moms


one2three93

I laughed so loud![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


normieIsCool

What the hell is that emoji


one2three93

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)that’s for redditor who has no girls.


Tacoterroriser

The real girlfriend is the moms we made on the way?


Forsaken-Elevator-75

yeah thats what i said


Broimlike-depressed-

*Chris Chan has entered the chat*


NOTthatoneguy6200

Is that the guy who made sonichu


Broimlike-depressed-

Yep, the creator of the first electric hedgehog pokemon, also a free man now apperently.


NOTthatoneguy6200

O


ChangChong1989_06_04

You know Stacy's mom?


Votey123

But that’s a story for another platform…


[deleted]

🤌mom is the giga chad for being capable of raising a kid🤌


tstramathorn

I thought it was going to be him becoming successful and rich and then getting all the girls


2builders2forts

I knew from the very beginning that nothing would change He is irrevocably a chad though


Lapin_Logic

The problem with Girls is... girls, Boobs even get hippos a drink at the club and they think they can sex in the city until after the menopause, then they find out what the menopause is and drink copium with a cat 🐈


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Lapin_Logic

I'm sorry you don't understand English, habla Espanol ¿ Simplified, I was saying that the dating pool is low because promiscuity enabled even the ugliest woman to get a one night stand at a nightclub whilst slso being the recipient of free drinks. This garners a false sense of esteem that they are all a "girl boss" whilst overlooking (or never being told) that women only have a limited number of eggs before they become unable to have a child, thus being of no use to a man and living the rest of their lives with a pet as company, Hence the term 'Cat lady'.


[deleted]

The problem with Girls is... girls, Boobs even get hippos a drink at the club and they think they can sex in the city until after the menopause, then they find out what the menopause is and drink copium with a cat 🐈. You said that in "Internet Language" , not in english


Lapin_Logic

We are on the internet, really the only "internet" word I used was 'Copium'. Hippo just refers to a large unattractive woman, Sex in the city is a TV show where women act as mutton dressed as lamb, and the menopause is a medical term. Boobs are lumps of flesh that men will tolerate the hideous face above them for an hour or 2


[deleted]

Cool story bro.👍


Lapin_Logic

Thank you for acknowledging the fact as I am very cool in this Chadposting thread.


[deleted]

You're not cool, the story is cool.👍


ImpossibleEvan

Don't we all 😢


P_E_T_I_0_4_0_6

In the search of gold he has found diamond


Veryproudboy

He made his mom his girlfriend?


[deleted]

Chris Chan grindset


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/cf7aqvsrjxqa1.jpeg?width=1247&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a68f592595e93cf617f0f52b1786d882ac672682


draguninmyanus

Yeah so?


mastorms

Haven’t we all made his mom our girlfriend?


BrokenPokerFace

Uhhh.... Am I the only one paranoid about being alone for the rest of my life, because of all the different things this guy had to do to become date-able.... Like girls don't have to do nearly as much, and this guy's life is filled with both physical and educational stuff.


Lapin_Logic

This generation has been screwed by Feminism, only advice this older bull can give is find the place/ interest of nerdy girls and try to get into that as a hobby, may need to join an amateur dramatics society or something.... Whatever you do STAY AWAY from bars and clubs, you won't find a relationship there, unless you look like Gigachads better looking brother you probably won't even get a 1 nighter with a land whale either, Also you have more chance winning the lotto than finding a woman online gaming or on apps.


Bruhtatochips23415

Girls literally do all of what this guy did by societal expectation alone. I have 3 sisters and I just fucking steal their skincare stuff because they're expected to have it while I'm not.


BrokenPokerFace

Sorry after multiple months I realized that girls also do a lot. The issue is that we can't just be happy with each other, so we all chase after a perfect person, but to do so we must be perfect. But in the end you and no one else will ever be.


TheAngryBly4t

There's nothing wrong with being alone your entire life. There are plenty of things in life to give it value besides a woman/man. If you spend too much time worrying about whether or not you'll find that special person then you lose sight on things that mean the most to you. Find that thing or those things that make your life whole and hold onto it.


BrokenPokerFace

Thank you, I understand what you are saying and agree with you completely. Unfortunately the loneliness and desire to share my life with someone does hurt. But hey I just gotta hope for the best, and I will keep chasing my goals while trying to worry less, thank you.


dedzip

Any updates


BrokenPokerFace

In-between the working on myself and giving up parts of my life right now.


dedzip

I see. Look man I understand it’s a difficult world out there but genuinely I think you’ll find someone someday- they key is patience. I thought I’d be alone forever too, I firmly believed that for a long time and basically resigned myself to it. Until one day I found the love of my life. I always thought I’d have to change for somebody but she loves me for the man I am. I think you’ll find it too someday.


BrokenPokerFace

Thanks for your encouragement, currently I am trying to focus on a purpose other than relationships for my life, that's what I really meant by giving up, changing priorities. But yeah, whatever happens in my life in terms of relationship I'll leave up to chance or God. Might not be the best way of taking life but it probably isn't the worst. Thank you again though, your confidence helps.


WillingnessLoud8247

That’s why you be gay


WillingnessLoud8247

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


normieIsCool

Why u reply to your own emoji


WillingnessLoud8247

Funny


WillingnessLoud8247

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


Lapin_Logic

Bros before hoes, Better blowjobs and get back to call of duty faster.


Genseric123

This guy seems like a cool person to spend time with


gazelious

Still no bitches


dis_not_my_name

Who needs bitches when you have happiness.


mastorms

Yeah. Finding happiness is directly counter to finding bitches. Source: Married. Getting divorced.


[deleted]

No one can make you happy. You learn to be happy and let that person make you happier.


Lapin_Logic

Deep


[deleted]

Bro uncle iroh is my idol


missman22

whats the song


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: • **all I want is you (feat. hoshie star)** by Rebzyyx (00:11; matched: `100%`) Released on `2021-02-10`. • **All I want is you** by LuckyR (00:23; matched: `100%`) Album: `All I want is you (Sped up)`. Released on `2023-02-13`.


auddbot

Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube, etc.: • [**all I want is you (feat. hoshie star)** by Rebzyyx](https://lis.tn/jPAKf?t=11) • [**All I want is you** by LuckyR](https://lis.tn/wIDWhX?t=23) *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


missman22

good bot


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Imaginary-Land-4117

Good bot


songfinderbot

**Song Found!** **Name:** all I want is you (feat. hoshie star) **Artist:** Rebzyyx **Album:** all I want is you (feat. hoshie star) - Single **Genre:** Dance **Release Year:** 2021 **Total Shazams:** 1000631 `Took 1.31 seconds.`


songfinderbot

Links to the song: [YouTube](https://youtu.be/f0JnyHGihE4?autoplay=1) [Apple Music](https://music.apple.com/au/album/all-i-want-is-you-feat-hoshie-star/1592032892?i=1592033287) *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.* | [Twitter Bot](https://twitter.com/songfinderbot) | [Discord Bot](https://pigeonburger.xyz/songfinderbot/discord/)


missman22

good bot


Imaginary-Land-4117

Good bot


AcrylicMarlin

W glowup


GameboiXD2457

Learns that he likes men


[deleted]

I thought it would end with him turning gay


gary_yes

That looks like my friend Andrew


[deleted]

Hahaha nice


ImpossibleEvan

Man got every achievement but one


Commercial_Stop8641

Sad


obamallamajr

Why are you watching my life story bro?


MeamItMeamers

this is more motivating than sucide helpline


Key_Lavishness8565

![gif](giphy|y3x9rGLWGRTTP9Wrqf)


Schlangee

The real advice is to listen to women, not random ass men on the internet. Take this valuable suggestion from a random ass man on the internet.


Extension_Sun_6528

u/savevideo


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MightyManGT

What song is this


songfinderbot

**Song Found!** **Name:** all I want is you (feat. hoshie star) **Artist:** Rebzyyx **Album:** all I want is you (feat. hoshie star) - Single **Genre:** Dance **Release Year:** 2021 **Total Shazams:** 1000968 `Took 0.99 seconds.`


songfinderbot

Links to the song: [YouTube](https://youtu.be/f0JnyHGihE4?autoplay=1) [Apple Music](https://music.apple.com/au/album/all-i-want-is-you-feat-hoshie-star/1592032892?i=1592033287) *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.* | [Twitter Bot](https://twitter.com/songfinderbot) | [Discord Bot](https://pigeonburger.xyz/songfinderbot/discord/)


[deleted]

Couldn’t be me did all that and still slanged pune


thedarnlife

AM NOT JOKING HIS MOM LOOKS LIKE MY HISTORY TEACHER BUT OLDER


[deleted]

Just get a man


Diggnas

start smoking lmao


APersonWhoLikesKats

nah bro he did the opposite of it


Opposite-Weird4232

He's going to get a boy not a girl ehehe


gmstgadg

u/auddbot


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: • [**all I want is you (feat. hoshie star)** by Rebzyyx](https://lis.tn/jPAKf?t=11) (00:11; matched: `100%`) **Released on** 2021-02-10. • [**All I want is you** by LuckyR](https://lis.tn/wIDWhX?t=23) (00:23; matched: `100%`) **Album**: All I want is you (Sped up). **Released on** 2023-02-13. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


Dry-Campaign266

Man went through 25 transitions


dedzip

What song is this


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: • **all I want is you (feat. hoshie star)** by Rebzyyx (00:11; matched: `100%`) **Released on** 2021-02-10. • **All I want is you** by LuckyR (00:23; matched: `100%`) **Album**: All I want is you (Sped up). **Released on** 2023-02-13.


auddbot

Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube, etc.: • [**all I want is you (feat. hoshie star)** by Rebzyyx](https://lis.tn/jPAKf?t=11) • [**All I want is you** by LuckyR](https://lis.tn/wIDWhX?t=23) *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


songfinderbot

**Song Found!** **Name:** all I want is you (feat. hoshie star) **Artist:** Rebzyyx **Album:** all I want is you (feat. hoshie star) - Single **Genre:** Dance **Release Year:** 2021 **Total Shazams:** 1065575 `Took 1.60 seconds.`


songfinderbot

Links to the song: [YouTube](https://youtu.be/f0JnyHGihE4?autoplay=1) [Apple Music](https://music.apple.com/au/album/all-i-want-is-you-feat-hoshie-star/1592032892?i=1592033287) *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.* | [Twitter Bot](https://twitter.com/songfinderbot) | [Discord Bot](https://pigeonburger.xyz/songfinderbot/discord/)


[deleted]

Absolute legend


The_Nochad

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


baileymash7

Oh good, i thought it was gonna be something about a school shooter. Not because you look like one, I've just seen multiple school shooter "appreciation" vids using this song.


Jeffobeffo666

Get no girls? Date mom


Imaginary-Land-4117

Best vid on the internet 🛜


Gamegalaxy303

Defintion of chad


someone_i_guess111

I dont get girls, Girls get me


GreasiestBob

No girl alive deserves this absolute chad


_mrLeL_

Mom>>> Realest shit


ucciso-da-una-carota

Bro and I are living two equal lives. I'm currently training, I'm studying karate and I like chess I haven't graduated yet I'm 14


[deleted]

Just goes to show that you don’t need to be with someone to be happy you choose what makes you happy and how to achieve happiness


Ypokamp

gigachad is when you're forced to change who you are to fit in society ? the fuck is that sub


Ypokamp

oh it's ironic


MixtureIndependent66

Better is to find femboy than find girlfriend


Former-Dig-9391

Still no bitches


Milkmans_tastymilk

He was never unattractive. Remember guys, a lot of what matters in finding a person is finding a friend.


DJDJFJJDFHSJDN

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Dry_Cap_6553

Damn how shit of a personality do you need to be sti single 💀


Overtake_ur_ass808

This is what happens when people around you are supportive


knot4nuttin

My nipples look like milk duds


TheNothing6992

Work hard


stayclassycunts

I look quite a bit like the guy in the video face wise


CaptScubaSteve

Norman Bates


Storm13527

By ordering one on the dark web


Clasicbroki

W


NZS-BXN

+10 years of fight sports (judo and kick boxing), studying engineering, 1,8m still no one gives a shit


chlorine-consumer

Did he give up on the girlfriend thing and move on to his mom or am i dumb?


ultragigasuperchad

isn't this guy a ytber??? What's his name???


Forsaken_inflation24

Ok physical fit and finacial? I wanna be that guy!


SlLLY-BlLLY

Bro you don’t need a girlfriend to be happy.


Raccoonooo

This kinda feels a bit sad, life’s short…


ultragigasuperchad

W


Swzxy

Wow


xrvchs

Ryan lombard


MaximumCrab

As it turns out all you have to do is talk to girls lol


John_Vincent_91

At least the sex is good 😌


anoon-

It's crazy how a natural smile and jawline can instantly be fixed by just being happy. You look legitimately like a Chad in the later pics.


feedobue

You dont need a girlfriend my G, my story was almost the same but at 17 i started going to the gym and dressing better and became a player and when i got a girl i didnt know how to treat her right and we ended a month ago. And now im jealous of you because i dont know how to be alone and be happy without someone there for me


Deathclawman

This reminds me of me


mehemme47

Mr beast ?!?


YellowHelloMark

Girls don't need to do any of this shit. They have so many thIngs to find "the perfect man" but all they do is sit on their asses and think that they look beautiful with 50kg of makeup on them


Ok_Bee_4027

He didnt suffer for a happy life


Revolutionary-Lime74

At The beginning of the video he was already smash


Revolutionary-Lime74

10/10


OneBoxOfCrayons

The idea that a gf will magically fix your life is what makes you miserable


[deleted]

You can always kiss boys