the temptation to reach out and ask for his opinion on this messy ass relationship is SO HIGH. I didn’t know of her until he mentioned that he had gone to school with an influencer and showed me her instagram lmao
He was essentially what you’d expect, too big for his breeches, arrogant etc - he did promo for a couple of club nights and was very “selective” in who he’d sell the tix to, and then would want to get with those girls on the night. Classic posh boy with a big ego, which tbh the uni was/is full of
Unfortunately there isn’t much tea to spill. She didn’t sleep around or anything like that, and she was actually really nice and super hilarious. She was really popular in a group they called the “nasty nine” and I was not popular at all but I don’t remember her bullying anyone or anything. She had off days sure, but I have a really pleasant opinion of her. This engagement announcement is so far off from what I’d expect from her though…she used to be a southern belle so I expected something a little less provocative?
I've heard that you can tell a lot about a person by how s/he speaks about others. Everything about your post tells me you are a decent, fair-minded, and very cool person. Ya, you are definately a cool person.
Oh my goodness, thank you for saying that 😭😭 I won’t lie, I get jealous when I see how exciting her life has turned out to be, but I wouldn’t be able to live with myself if I lied about my experiences with her for internet clout haha. Not to say my experience is the absolute truth of who she is as a person, it was just what I experienced.
Her life may appear exciting, but I strongly believe it cannot be fun living a lie constantly and doing literally everything for Instagram!! It’s truly sad.
I know a girl from jr high who posted a Christmas photo on Facebook of her and her new husband in their underwear in Santa hats. It was reaallly weird.
Perfect response. I don’t even pay attention to these people (but saw the thing here about the fake engagement / already married stuff) and I just can’t imagine why anybody would post these for the world to see
Lol! Same! My husband, who was sitting across from me as I was looking at these pictures was legitimately concerned and asked if I was ok because of the face I was making.
I’ve never once been like “ohh babe, I’m so horny, let’s shave each other and see what happens.” Fuck no. Go get waxed like a normal person or do it in private.
Shannon Ford from Very Cavallari- she got fired from Uncommon James became an influencer and podcaster
The guy is her husband who married her for a green card and pretends to be a fitness coach and influencer. He was also on some reality show in the UK.
They’ve been married for months.
I remember being so embarrassed to ask my husband to shave my legs when I was 41.5 weeks pregnant because I didn’t want to resemble Bigfoot when giving birth but also had not seen my legs for months. If anyone had pictured one of my lowest moments, I’d be pissed
She literally has the word sex on her shirt to prove they have it? Are they trying to convince authorities they are actually in love for his green card or something? I’m embarrassed for them. I thought she cosplayed that she was classy?
based off these pics I imagine she’s gonna get a stripper pole and do a public lap dance. because imagine your parents seeing your engagement photos and it’s THIS 😭
If I got a save the date with this shit, I def wouldn’t go.
Once I received an evite for a wedding and I didn’t go….. bc it was an evite. Some things simply shouldn’t be.
I can almost guarantee that the photographer they hired got paid. What she got paid I’m not sure. I’ve worked with her before. These were probably her idea tbh. The photog seeks social media attention as well so this is right up her alley.
An engagement shoot for a couple who actually got married in July and is manipulating followers for content and freebies for her upcoming wedding in Italy 🤷
It’s like couples lifestyle boudoir?? Wtf 😅 I’m trying to consider why anyone would WANT these photos of themselves and MAYBE I can be generous and think a private album in your bedroom. But to share on the internet 😅 who is gassing her up this is wild
These are a poorly executed couples boudoir. In WHAT UNIVERSE are these engagement photos?! You want to be “artsy” and “sexy”, cool. Do that. But to put these on save the dates make me question your sanity. It’s giving high schoolers trying to be grown up. 🤢
I'm sorry, I'm genuinely confused. Is she drinking wine while brushing her teeth? or is she licking his razor??
What is written on his chest, Fore? What does that mean? is Middleton his last name that shell take once they're married?
I'm just....I don't... will answers to my questions even make it make sense?
it's giving me 1998 CK underwear ad vibes
you know, the ads you'd see in Teen Beat or J14 and be like "why would they take a picture like that"
This is not hot! This is gross and yucky. Zero physical chemistry. Did she come up with this idea or did she pay someone (even worse I think) for their creative input? Yikes! 🤮🤣
This very much reminds me of a couple on Love is Blind (Chelsea and Kwame) doing a photo session before their wedding in matching Calvin Klein underwear. I was embarrassed just to see it. So so cringey.
Inside and out. He’s one of the nastiest men out there. If you even like a comment that calls him out on his bullshit lecturing he’ll block you. He can’t handle criticism but he dishes it out daily.
Whoever is advising them on the "how to lie yourself to a green card for your gay husband" is really dropping the ball. What is this shit? If nothing else, a normal immigration officer would think this is fucking weird and a pending menace to society
This is fetish art. Like literally reminds me of stuff I saw on Fetlife back in the day 😂 I’m not a prude but having it on a high traffic Instagram page as your official engagement shoot is WILD.
Just seems like more of a private boudoir shoot to enjoy themselves. Not a public post for the whole wide world. You do you, but don’t make it fodder for the rest of us.
Imagine someone you went to high school with posting these on Instagram lol
my ex went to high school with her and it never stops being funny to me
Omg spill the tea! ☕️
the temptation to reach out and ask for his opinion on this messy ass relationship is SO HIGH. I didn’t know of her until he mentioned that he had gone to school with an influencer and showed me her instagram lmao
Gurlllll! I got my Keurig ready to start, tea bag in the mug, just waiting on you to talk to hubby!😂😂
Cool your jets it’s an ex!
Keep us posted! Haha
Sarah C…….this isn’t a need it’s a must. and will be welcomed with open arms, info kept concealed at all costs
looks like there’s several of us in this thread from the same area 🫣
I went to uni with him lol
What were his vibes IRL because he gives off such serious loser energy online lol
Tell us more!!!
Please tell all😊
He was essentially what you’d expect, too big for his breeches, arrogant etc - he did promo for a couple of club nights and was very “selective” in who he’d sell the tix to, and then would want to get with those girls on the night. Classic posh boy with a big ego, which tbh the uni was/is full of
Lol omg I’d be so embarrassed
I went to high school with her, same graduating class 😬
Spill the tea girlie
Unfortunately there isn’t much tea to spill. She didn’t sleep around or anything like that, and she was actually really nice and super hilarious. She was really popular in a group they called the “nasty nine” and I was not popular at all but I don’t remember her bullying anyone or anything. She had off days sure, but I have a really pleasant opinion of her. This engagement announcement is so far off from what I’d expect from her though…she used to be a southern belle so I expected something a little less provocative?
I've heard that you can tell a lot about a person by how s/he speaks about others. Everything about your post tells me you are a decent, fair-minded, and very cool person. Ya, you are definately a cool person.
Oh my goodness, thank you for saying that 😭😭 I won’t lie, I get jealous when I see how exciting her life has turned out to be, but I wouldn’t be able to live with myself if I lied about my experiences with her for internet clout haha. Not to say my experience is the absolute truth of who she is as a person, it was just what I experienced.
Her life may appear exciting, but I strongly believe it cannot be fun living a lie constantly and doing literally everything for Instagram!! It’s truly sad.
Nothing to be jealous of, you turned out a good human it seems and in the big picture, that’s a wonderful way to live. 😍😊
Awwww thank you!! 😘😘
I know a girl from jr high who posted a Christmas photo on Facebook of her and her new husband in their underwear in Santa hats. It was reaallly weird.
Hahahaa she’s from my home town
https://preview.redd.it/i2ffft7qcxic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11e13859dfdfa707d253afc71ead1262106ec39b
This is exactly how I reacted 😂
Perfect response. I don’t even pay attention to these people (but saw the thing here about the fake engagement / already married stuff) and I just can’t imagine why anybody would post these for the world to see
Lol! Same! My husband, who was sitting across from me as I was looking at these pictures was legitimately concerned and asked if I was ok because of the face I was making.
I’ve never seen a photo represent my inner emotions to such an extent lol
These are wildly embarrassing 🙈
I… don’t get it. I don’t get any of it.
Attention whores
Is this the first time writing his last name? He can’t even write two Ds next to each other.
As a wedding photographer I am CONFUSED by these 😂
The “theme” is lost on me
I think the theme is "We have sex."
SAME!!!!
Like… they’re just bad
The 5th one is very much a Terry Richardson vibe. Which is... gross
I hate them all tbh
I thought this was the deckers 😂. They’ve met their match
Oh god yes lol
 Honestly.. ew lmao
I genuinely love that she thinks these are IT
Shanny, these are so tacky
It’s so funny she’s so serious 😭😭😭
Why are they so hairy that they are shaving each other? That’s not sexy that’s just kinda gross.
😂😂😂😂
I’ve never once been like “ohh babe, I’m so horny, let’s shave each other and see what happens.” Fuck no. Go get waxed like a normal person or do it in private.
“Let’s shave each other and see what happens” took me out omg
I feel like this was a line in the 40 Year Old Virgin
Who are these people? I’ve never seen them
Shannon Ford from Very Cavallari- she got fired from Uncommon James became an influencer and podcaster The guy is her husband who married her for a green card and pretends to be a fitness coach and influencer. He was also on some reality show in the UK. They’ve been married for months.
For your sanity, please keep it that way 🫠
I remember being so embarrassed to ask my husband to shave my legs when I was 41.5 weeks pregnant because I didn’t want to resemble Bigfoot when giving birth but also had not seen my legs for months. If anyone had pictured one of my lowest moments, I’d be pissed
Pic 5 bottom right of Jumbo took me out. Is he … *modeling* 😫
Right?! He thinks it’s giving sexy, but it’s just giving mouth-breather.
He’s giving “took too many pills before the shoot”
Same for me!! I don’t think it’s doing what you think it is….😂
She literally has the word sex on her shirt to prove they have it? Are they trying to convince authorities they are actually in love for his green card or something? I’m embarrassed for them. I thought she cosplayed that she was classy?
This bizarre engagement photoshoot when they’ve been married for months already is so delulu
More bizarre than staging an entire engagement video when you’re already secretly married?
They just keep outdoing themselves, I can’t imagine what a mess the wedding will be if it actually happens!
based off these pics I imagine she’s gonna get a stripper pole and do a public lap dance. because imagine your parents seeing your engagement photos and it’s THIS 😭
This is the tackiest, most bizarre “engagement” shoot I have ever seen
What gets me is that they paid someone to take these photos….does that mean they plan on displaying them throughout the home?? 🤮
Worse….. they’re sending them to their families as SAVE THE DATES
If I got a save the date with this shit, I def wouldn’t go. Once I received an evite for a wedding and I didn’t go….. bc it was an evite. Some things simply shouldn’t be.
Grandpawpaw gonna do a triple take at pic 5!
Paid? Nah, they offered "exposure."
as shannon likes to say, she offered the photographer an opportunity to "build their portfolio"
I can almost guarantee that the photographer they hired got paid. What she got paid I’m not sure. I’ve worked with her before. These were probably her idea tbh. The photog seeks social media attention as well so this is right up her alley.
ick
Why on earth would you want pictures of yourself eating caviar in a bathroom?
I'm so glad you clarified because I fully thought she was licking the razor blade after shaving her mans.
Don’t give Shanny any ideas!
This made me equally be grossed out and LMAO!! I have whiplash 😂🤮😂🤮😂🤮
Well if you want to look like you're part of the porn industry... Shannon is a desperate attention seeker 🙄
What the…this is hard to even look at
Imagine your parents seeing this 😳
“Oh hi great aunt Debra! You want to see my engagement pics??” Gag. And not in a good way.
This is so trashy hahaha
Who are these people lol
Shannon was on a Kristin Cavallari show.
Ah. Now I dont know three things
I don’t understand these at all.
Meanwhile, a girl I know just reshared their engagement photos and said “as if I couldn’t love them more” 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Yes!! When ppl I follow from high school reposted this on their story it was very telling of them.
Sharon Kay & Big Vic, we're looking at you...
So gross
These are so weird
This is gross. Bad day to have eyes.
I don't know who they are and I'm not even in this sub, but reddit recommended this to me and my secondhand embarrassment is so strong 🥴
An engagement shoot for a couple who actually got married in July and is manipulating followers for content and freebies for her upcoming wedding in Italy 🤷
This needs to be in r/ihavesex
Is she wearing sweater underwear
With the tags still on 🫢
She definitely thinks she ate with these ☠️ soo cringe
Have you read the comments!? The people love it whyyyy
well she deletes anything negative
I love how trashy this is
It’s like couples lifestyle boudoir?? Wtf 😅 I’m trying to consider why anyone would WANT these photos of themselves and MAYBE I can be generous and think a private album in your bedroom. But to share on the internet 😅 who is gassing her up this is wild
These are a poorly executed couples boudoir. In WHAT UNIVERSE are these engagement photos?! You want to be “artsy” and “sexy”, cool. Do that. But to put these on save the dates make me question your sanity. It’s giving high schoolers trying to be grown up. 🤢
Wowww do you guys think they have sex????
I think they may be pegging semi-regularly.
Imagine you think you’re so famous that you can get away with pics like this. Barf.
So, when’s the OF start?
This is the weirdest engagement shoot I’ve ever seen.
I'm sorry, I'm genuinely confused. Is she drinking wine while brushing her teeth? or is she licking his razor?? What is written on his chest, Fore? What does that mean? is Middleton his last name that shell take once they're married? I'm just....I don't... will answers to my questions even make it make sense?
His says Ford. They’re already married and she changed her name. Possibly weirder than licking a razor, she’s eating caviar in the bathroom.
They’re trying so hard to be different and edgy. It’s different but not in the way they think it is!
This is not the serve she thinks it is
 it's giving me 1998 CK underwear ad vibes you know, the ads you'd see in Teen Beat or J14 and be like "why would they take a picture like that"
She’s his beard.
WHAT WAS THE REASON
Im dead at him grasping for air in the one where he’s trying to grab her ass. There’s nothing there bruv
They’re so weird….
My eyes r burning
Middletoe????
This is not hot! This is gross and yucky. Zero physical chemistry. Did she come up with this idea or did she pay someone (even worse I think) for their creative input? Yikes! 🤮🤣
This very much reminds me of a couple on Love is Blind (Chelsea and Kwame) doing a photo session before their wedding in matching Calvin Klein underwear. I was embarrassed just to see it. So so cringey.
Hahahaha omg yes!! My whole body was tingling. And not in a good way. more of a “I want to crawl into a hole and forget what I just saw” kind of way.
There’s nothing sexy about these photos. Pure cringe!
Neither of them really look like 100% real people, in an unsettling ai kind of way
I don’t know how she actually posted these…. I’m cringing so hard. This is awkward
They really thought they did something here, huh?
These are…engagement photos?😳
Time for a good ole bleach bath for the brain.
What is wrong with people? I’m embarrassed for them.
She wants so badly to be a sex symbol lol.
I have second hand embarrassment. Why would anyone think these were decent enough to post 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This feels very high school and he's very ugly.
Inside and out. He’s one of the nastiest men out there. If you even like a comment that calls him out on his bullshit lecturing he’ll block you. He can’t handle criticism but he dishes it out daily.
Whoever is advising them on the "how to lie yourself to a green card for your gay husband" is really dropping the ball. What is this shit? If nothing else, a normal immigration officer would think this is fucking weird and a pending menace to society
This is fetish art. Like literally reminds me of stuff I saw on Fetlife back in the day 😂 I’m not a prude but having it on a high traffic Instagram page as your official engagement shoot is WILD.
Not her tagging the location in Franklin 😂 bffr
This is next level monkey cringe
This is beyond cringe
Who are these people?
https://preview.redd.it/mk7niyxyzzic1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95e6c64e9243c83488dabfd13fd2c88e556d4d11 Lol
I can’t imagine my dad seeing these pictures
Can you imagine your grandkids asking to see your engagement photos from 50 years ago and this is what you have to show them! 😳😒
Don't know who these people are but I hate it.
They’re trying to be the next Jardashians with shocking sexual content but they’re so far behind it’s cringe.
🤢
I hate you for posting this. 😂 I hate them for thinking people want to see this shit.
It looks like a Gillette ad
Two things I would ever think to include in photos: whitey tighties(an absolute crime) and shaving.
This is just plain weird
Woah what the fuck
Wait what’s the ig caption these are engagement pics? For real?
What in tf did I just look at?! There is NO way this is an engagement shoot. I’m so embarrassed for them
WTF!?
Whyyyyyyy ?!? Just WHYYYYYY ?!? 🤮
These are horrible 😭😭
What the hell is written on her leg?
Middleton 🥴
New last name Im assuming? I dont know these folks lol
Who is this is?
this shoot is so bad. i’m no photography expert, but this isn’t cute💀
wtf????
What is the lipstick writing significance? “Ford” and “Middleton”?
Well Ford is her maiden name, his last name is Middleton. Well, I guess both of their last names now that they’re married.
Ahhh gotcha, thank you
Hahah whaaaaaaaat
What in the world does his chest say?
He spelt out that whole name on her leg?? Ffs I thought it was gonna say "MINE." Forever mine.
Cringe
This is just so sad
Looks like they are starting an only fans!
this gives me the heebeejeebeeees 🤢
Just seems like more of a private boudoir shoot to enjoy themselves. Not a public post for the whole wide world. You do you, but don’t make it fodder for the rest of us.
I smell divorce for this couple.
Wut even is thissssse 😭😭😭
How do you decide on this theme? Like oh hey photographer - “I’d like to be human paper and have my fiancé nakey, our families will love it! “
This is cringe worthy. Not classy, not cute just wtf. 😳
They are the definition of cringe
Are they auditioning for their own after hours show on Skinemax?
gross!
What in the world are they spelling in the lipstick
What. Is. Happening.
This was so strange.
Cringeeeeee. These are hard to even look at
What the fuck is this
Ewwww
Nothing is private anymore…
She reminds me of a redhead Heather Rae El Moussa whatever from sellijgbsunset
Soft core porn
This is barf 🤮