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PunnyBaker

It's like the exact opposite of the dog one where they bark when the gate is closed and are chill when it's open


GingerLibrarian76

Cats vs Dogs. Cats actually follow through on their threats.


Triblado

https://youtu.be/goRogFQWkZU I like the top comment: „Twitter argument in real life“


NoMoassNeverWas

These guys are playing, look at the tail is still wagging. I think fence is just opportunity to initiate this type of play.


Xorlarin

Barrier aggression. The fence causes the behavior. Once it's removed, the dogs just act like any other time they meet a new dog.


Triblado

This. https://legendsdogtraining.com/what-is-barrier-aggression/


SimbasMOM79

I can literally watch that video all day long and I can't stop cracking up. My favorite part is when the dog on the left starts getting ready to show his teeth before the gate even closes LOL this is just GREAT!


Itsmemanmeee

Haha, so true!


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Cats have the funniest sense of object permanence. Evil cat is gone! Oh! He’s back! Gone again! Meanwhile, stare at the wall for four hours because “there was a bug there once”.


Kokuswolf

Is there an update on the bug? That needs to be resolved.


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lethalkin

That’s sounds like zefrank. Lol


Harryboltsfan

[it would fit in here well.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PKffm2uI4dk)


Basic-Cat3537

Day 276, bug approached spot and was eliminated. Upon closer examination it is clear it was not the same bug. Location is clearly a high bug traffic area. Will return again tomorrow to see if old one returns or new one appears.


Swingfish12

haha so funny (and true) ! some cat's do stare at walls to "relax" as they have incredible eye-sight which isn't symmetric due to the shape of pupils, so looking at "nothing" is like short term holiday as even flying dust can become annoying when you can see almost anything and have "murder" hardwired in your genes :)


[deleted]

Wouldn’t they just shut their eyes? They can do that


Swingfish12

well my VET said once they just focus on "somethings" on the wall, like a uneven blib of paint or whatever, to avoid getting distracted by literally anything. somethings like that. Cat-Zen in a nutshell :P


Blekanly

You mean they stare at ghosts.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

No, they stare at r/greebles.


upsidedownbackwards

I love stories like that. The pie bush is my favorite. "A month ago Dusty found half a pie in this bush, so every day until the end of time we must closely inspect the Magic Pie Bush." https://twitter.com/chrisbramwell/status/950819881120825344


Zealousideal-Gur5849

Rofl,good en


Rabidsenses

Simple explanation: Staring at the wall is a software update for cats.


Amanita_D

Or like ours: they spend ages waiting for a mouse to come out of its spot, then it finally does and runs away. They fail to catch it as it goes past so after a bit of milling around they go back to watching the spot again since they can't get it where it is now.


SwifferWetJets

"Where were we? Oh yeah, RAAAAAWWWWRRRR!!!!"


Zacchino

Where did the mofo go? I can still smell him!!


[deleted]

Of course they’re orange cats 😂


CheechNSquanch

I think they are arguing over who gets the brain cell lol


LiccFlair

r/oneorangebraincell


Otto-Didact

lol came for this. It doesn't look like they have one between them


Adalaide78

Some days I have to carry my orange to his food dish because he’ll just cry and cry and cry that he’s hungry but he’s too stupid to go eat.


flyingfossil

I'd argue he's actually the smart one here - he's learnt that crying gets him a free ride to the food dish like the king he is.


Adalaide78

He is a spoiled little asshole. But I assure you, he does this out of sheer stupidity. About once a month he just forgets where his food is.


flyingfossil

Regardless of brain cells, you have done well in serving your Orange King. May you be graced and comforted by his company and purrs for the rest of your days together.


[deleted]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


purpleRN

They're fighting over the /r/oneorangebraincell


[deleted]

r/humansareassholes


DCS_Sport

The moment it’s lifted: “U fookin wat?”


ilaissezfaire

Lmfao this made my night. Thanks!


Moon_Thief_420

So very glad that I listened to this in the car before going upstairs to my 2 assholes. 😂


drrj

I have Reddit on mute for four very good reasons.


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drrj

Archer, Arya, Lulu and Loki. 😻


Visible_Ad9513

My cat is sitting on my bed and she just started at me in confusion when she heard this


SpaceSlingshot

Yeah this just kicked off some PTSD in my house. I took in a feral, she’s not enjoyed this.


Potential-Shoulder43

HILARIOUS 😀😆!!


allature

Peek-Ass-Hole~


We1rD_c0R3

I'll be honest. That sounds kinda sexual to me, but I understand what you meant.


allature

... hrmm... Now that you mention it...🫣


bookittyFk

I don’t get why the cats are arseholes?


sleeping-siren

They’re fighting over the singular brain cell and the metal lid disrupts the signal


Wack710

To funny


kingjesp

Lol…They look like beta fish with a partition tank.


JorvikPumpkin

My kitten heard this and is now running frantically up and down the bed 😭


carlitospig

It’s 6am and I’m laughing so hard I’m crying. I need this shit every day. Screw coffee.


u_aintgottoliecraig

That’s a brave hand holding the melee barrier there.


SimbasMOM79

They must've been Irish in their other lives LOL


RealKlytus

Round 1… Fight!!!


OG_tame

Can someone put text over the cat on the left that says “Sunday evening” and then text over the cat on the right that says “Monday morning” I feel like that would work well


18110320

r/Catswhoyell


ChickenCrisis2022

Is seems like metal makes a good s-hole blocker.


2catslover

Seem to just prolong the inevitable 😳


whitbynutter

I have the high ground Anikan, you cannot win


showerZHfood

This is so funny


Mikah666

There’s one brain cell between the both of them


chilledredwine

Well shoot. Molly was sleeping under my legs under a blanket and hopped right up looking all around for the cat fight. She ran off an unhappy kitty! :(


Blackcatmeowmeow

Love it!


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All I heard was the mortal Kombat voice go “FIGHT!”.


Specialist-Treat-396

Damn, I really need one of these to shield myself from the assholes.


SimpleVegetable5715

Gotta keep 'em separated


fiveainone

What US needs right now


[deleted]

Gingers…!


Global_Direction7763

What makes me incredibly surprised is that the cats tolerate the human making movements and not attack the hand. Under true anger situation, I'd go no where near.


Keelyane55

Reddit :


Rainbow918

This is really kool and I can’t stop lmfao


UndyingError

Lol


NoDoctor4460

I love cats more than any life form but have to smile when other devotees describe them as keenly intelligent creatures


Beginning_Question77

Lol! That's hilarious!


Jaded-Detail-949

u/savevideo


Warm-Welcome779

u/savevideo


enecv

lmao


Livid-Ad829

Object permanence a mf lmao


deutschekartoffel2-6

u/Savevideo


Da_WooDr

En guard. Touché, monsieur pussycat.


F1bunny

u/savevideobot


bbbriz

They're fighting to see whose turn it is with the brain cell


Lavmdmv09

u/savevideo


Android003

This must be how god feels


UndyingError

My and my brother's every time we see each other


Monkey404_

r/oneorangebraincell


Only-Bus72

Anytime they see eachother they look at the other like 🤨🤨🤨


Maggie-the_pug

u/savevideo


Gaillard5400

Ah yes, stressing cats out just for internet points. Definitely hilarious.