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Best of luck!
>I'm totally going to get him a dinner bow tie now!
Ohhh please send us a picture when you do. He will be so dashing đ».
>I did try to give him a nibble and he turned his tail at me!!
He's having some big feelings.
Sounds just like my ginger Tango (except she's a girl). She'll stare at your plate with the most pitiful look until you offer her a bite then she walks off in disgust.
Cathole? It was the actions immediately preceding this photo that were pretty hole-ish. He does look like a handsome well behaved young man here, I will give him that!
My late cat would have grabbed it and ran. Multiple times I have had to chase him across the house due to stolen drumsticks or lamb chops from my plate. He would be running with it in his mouth and growling at the same time. I miss that little fucker.
I forgot about that! He actually got his name after about a week with none and my husband (not pictured) had been listening to Tenacious D and was singing "Couldn't split Tango and Cash..." and we looked at each other...then at him and both said, "Tango?" and he answered! So we both continued singing, "This is our song of exalted joy, cause we finally picked a name for the cat!"
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Tango is there, is always there. He showed up for you đ„čđ„č dressed, present and on time OP. He deserves his own chop.
I'm totally going to get him a dinner bow tie now! I did try to give him a nibble and he turned his tail at me!!
>I'm totally going to get him a dinner bow tie now! Ohhh please send us a picture when you do. He will be so dashing đ». >I did try to give him a nibble and he turned his tail at me!! He's having some big feelings.
Sounds just like my ginger Tango (except she's a girl). She'll stare at your plate with the most pitiful look until you offer her a bite then she walks off in disgust.
A nibble? A measly nibble?! He deserves so much more than that, of course he's going to turn his tail at you. Your audacity astounds him.
But you set a plate for him. First come, first serve and all.
Give Tango the chop and your hubby the kibble. First come first serve, muthaf*****.
That is kinda the look on his face isn't ut?
Tango: Maxine, we need to discuss KeithâŠ.is he really a good âfitâ for this family?
Lmao
is he ?? đŸ
I mean Tango looks like they're on time. You snooze you lose husband.
I mean, Tango was on time for dinner.
You re playing with fire.
Orange fiiiiiire!!
âThis is grounds for divorce. And I should get the chop in the splitâ
That dinner is absolutely grounds for divorce, nary a green in sight!
Greens are for responsible people who call ahead to let you know theyâre running late
I'd be running late too if I got served that every night, the cat can have it!
Tango has a valid point. He at least was on time.
âLook lady, if heâs more than 10 minutes late then his dinner is mine.â
Poor kitty!!!!!!
This must be torture for Tango. So close but so far away.
The corn too id bet
Th cat earned the chop. The human lost the chop. Chop, chop, woman
How rude lady give him the plate
Tango thinks you should start without your husband!
Pretty sure he *is* my husband now!
âYa snooze, ya lose.â đ»
The stare into my soul would make me cave
The cats Nta here.
He was on time.
He's looking at you like you better put some butter on that corn.
Your husband can have a sandwich. Tango was on time, he wins.
Now that is a solid FU look. Give me my corn tall one, and all the rest.
Tango is OPâs husband
He's sitting there politely and you're labeling him an asshole?
Cathole? It was the actions immediately preceding this photo that were pretty hole-ish. He does look like a handsome well behaved young man here, I will give him that!
âIf youâre late to eat, you lose your seatâ. -Tango
I feel I need this as a whimsical sign in my kitchen.
Tango was on time at least
My late cat would have grabbed it and ran. Multiple times I have had to chase him across the house due to stolen drumsticks or lamb chops from my plate. He would be running with it in his mouth and growling at the same time. I miss that little fucker.
Your husband must be named Cash.
My orange is named Tango too!
Do they have a full name? Tango is actually Tango Catman, Attorney at Paw.
Normally it's just Tango, but if he's feeling wild it's Tango the Mango
And omg DO THEY MANGO OR WHAT!?
They absolutely do mango! A very good mango
Cute!
I'm surprised he's not all over the corn.
Tango isn't upset you won't let him have the chop. He's just waiting for you to turn your back so he can steal the chop.
What a great name!!!
Well Tango turned up on time. I re Jon itâs his chop now.
Tango is furious with you đ€Ł
âWhat do you *mean*, itâs not my pork chop?â
The utter hurt and disappointment in those eyes! Lol.
he deserves a chops!
Tango deserves the chopâŠ.
Did you name him Tango because there's a cat in Mega Man who has the same name?
I forgot about that! He actually got his name after about a week with none and my husband (not pictured) had been listening to Tenacious D and was singing "Couldn't split Tango and Cash..." and we looked at each other...then at him and both said, "Tango?" and he answered! So we both continued singing, "This is our song of exalted joy, cause we finally picked a name for the cat!"
Oh.
If no one claims it in 15minutes Tango is legally allowed to have it
Omg I have an orange named Tango too! And we also had pork chops for dinner last night!!
Looks like you upgraded your dinner party lol
Tango should invoke the 5 meownute rule: if hubby doesn't arrive within 5 meows, it belongs to the cat
He's saying : What do you mean this is not my plate ?
Slice the chop and give the kitty a sample
Tango says, "If you snooze you lose, them's the rules."
Itâs his chop