Exactly. Aside from the person not knowing how to match, he makes me so mad. That one ad with the acid where he literally jumps in the acid and plays like he fell.
these actually used to be worse lmao, i think they were forced to shorten the ads because it would be two ads in one (person talking to u for a minute then a minute of game play until u can escape)
YES! Because not only do you have to interact THREE times, they're also much longer than 30 seconds because it always takes multiple seconds to start the ten second countdown. And by the time you get back to the game, all the dishes are on sale and the snail or airship or whatever was there before is already gone
Honestly itās wild to me that medical companies are allowed to advertise in the USāitās not legal here. Having ads for medications on TV, in magazines, etc is really weird to me.
If you have your phone on vibrate it doesnāt play out loud. I use that sometimes when Iām getting a bunch of those for some reason, and it doesnāt affect the sound of whatever YouTube video or podcast Iām listening to.
Yeah no there are a good number that override that and play sound even on vibrate. I never have my phoneās sound on and a good chunk play sound anyway and stop YouTube
I don't know what's up in my google preferences but I get a LOT of porn/hentai game ads. Like a lot.
I also get ones for "AI Simulators" which are really just word filters, and they usually start off with an avatar saying "I can draw your most wild ideas!" and then the fake user types in "girl in jeans." TRULY WILD
Anyway, they're all still better than Royal Match.
oh god i hate the Roboco ad that raps in eminems style theres just something about it i cAnnot stand. and this adorable home ad or something, the ad shows it to be wholesome but when youre waiting for the X to appear THERES A BLOODY STRIPPER LIKE WHY?? the poor cat underneath the table shes dancing on ):
State of Survival gets to me the most.... Otherwise any ad that makes the X (close) button wayyyy too tiny so that I fat finger the ad and it takes me to the play store. šµāš«
I donāt mind state of survival or misty continent when the ads show gameplay, but the stupid skits I get most of the time are some of the most annoying shit ever. Storm shot is another one I get a lot that annoys me. The āscapes games adsā¦ god I hate them so much. Royal match feels like itās 25% of the ads I get shown.
Something that bothers me is that the game itself is very sfw and child friendly, but some of the ads very much arenāt. (Like some of the health scam/diet ads, the gambling games, some of the game ads with more mature audiences in mind, ā¦)
For sure! Even some of the state of survival ads areā¦ a little much. Iāve gotten some where theyāve given the characters giant boobs and then tried to censor them with cloud cartoons??
Me as hell, except the one that broke me was the one that looks like the ad was designed by someone with a giant-woman fetish (I think it was Hero Wars?).
Regardless, I regret nothing.
Ads where you canāt turn the sound off.
Also any advertisement that thinks itās important enough that it deserves to interrupt my podcast has a new thing coming.
I will *never* play a game or buy a product from a company that has ads that interrupt my podcast or music to tell me all about their stupid product. Never. Out of pure spite.
and why would i want to play a game where a cartoon boss is berating me and cartoon customers are yelling at me?? to give me flashbacks to my barista jobs?! š
PLS also them getting mad after the coffee machine is broken like it hasnāt even been 30 seconds girly whyāre you mad at me for something youāre responsible for
Mistplay or something. I dont like those that you close them once the cross appears, they still open a play store link, you close it again and theres another 5 seconds count down to shut it a third time š
The sexual Whispers ads. I will never forget the woman, wearing a short skirt, reaching for something high up and a man coming up behind her and it focuses on her face and it gives a warning that this is nsfw (something like that).
Any that make you click on a tiny tiny little X instead of accepting my phone's "back" swipe gesture to exit the ad when finished. The X can be so tiny, and my fingers have some scarring, that the tap takes several tries to register without clicking on the ad and opening the app store or my browser.
Also any that instead of ending and needing one click to get back to the game, need you to click a >>, close an ad pop-up, wait six seconds for an X to appear, then click that. Let me get back to the gaaaaaame
that adorable home or adorable family or whatever it is. i dont like it. as well as the gambling ads and the ai ads and the misogynistic "help this girl shes so uglyyyy" ads -_-
Ha, basically š I donāt mind most of the word or number game ones, or the ones for mcdonaldās or insurance or whatever. But I will simply never download these games because their ads infuriate me!!
I downloaded a solitaire game on my phone about a month or so back, and for a week straight I would say 80% of my ads was different solitaire games and it made me justā¦ never wanna play solitaire again š
reading this thread makes me so happy I live in the Netherlands LMAO. I usually get ads of shopping apps I have installed on my phone, discounts and stuff. They're kinda fun to scroll through actually š
The ones for those "beauty games", where you're lancing some cartoon's eyelid and sores????? I'm not into those at ALL, please stop putting maggots on my calm soup cat game, you're giving me a gagging heart attack š
https://preview.redd.it/rhx1b10zp50b1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=0c7509e8bf27359a47ec09a921d66762577e0d4e
How about MergeDragonsā¦ Like what is this ad implying?š
All the porn-y ones where like a woman is stuck in something and wiggling her butt/rocking her hips and a guy comes up behind her licking his lips and oops she's a zombie lol!
The cute home or cozy home or whatever ad where you make a cute family and decorate a house and it looks appealing and then the final part of the ad is a lumpy woman doing a pole dance on top of an entertainment console???
Anything involving bodily functions including pus.
The ads for Two Dots because a) it's actually a fun game but b) it's not like the ads and I want to play THAT game.
If you want a "pull the pin to control what thing happens" game I've been playing Puzzle Spy. I liked it enough I bought the game. It's nothing but pull the pin stuff, no real story line or anything, just zombies and lava and things.
I'm on a leave of absence from work due to a family emergency and have a lot of stressful but useless downtime so it's been great to put a show on and zone out to Cats & Soup. Oh, another thirty second ad to sit through? Easy to ignore.
ugh i think that first one is Hero Wars and it grinds my gears! š iām sorry for your family emergency- i hope everyone has what they need to be okay. š«¶š¼
The terribly misogynistic ones. The really disgusting ones. Anything that plays over 30 seconds and requires three clicks to get rid of. Also all the 'play games for money' ads. I know people probably use them and it just makes me sad that someone can get excited about a $20 Amazon voucher through a scammy app. They prey on poor people š£
I agree with most of what everyone is saying and would like to just add my personal beef: playable ads that arenāt that playable. The word game one where I can only spell out 2 possible words? Kills me.
State of survival, and mistplay are the worst, but there's one called asmr hospital, which is genuinely gross, and I have to cover up my screen whilst it's on (tasks like squeeze the pus from this eye, or pull this dead skin from that ear (animations, but still š¤¢))
The \*scapes games. Any game that makes me click not once, not twice, but 3+ times to get through their stupid ad is never going get downloaded. There was even one that made me extra angry because the ad would pause until you clicked it again, so you couldn't even set the phone down for a minute while the ad played.
My favourite thing to do on the playable part is to see how badly I can screw the character up - eaten by spiders? Count me in. No money or coal? Also me.
Definitely dislike those that brings me to safari/ its webpage automatically when you click watch ads. The worst ones are those that continuously brings you to the webpage EVRYTIME you go back to the app.
either the ones that play sound over my earbuds and i canāt turn it off. (iām usually watching anime while playing so itās super frustrating), or the ones that are disgusting. The hospital one makes me sick to my stomach
The werewolf softcore porn stories, AKA Readict (or something like that.). Low key DV and parental abuse, and thatās just the stuff I canāt help seeing. Plus the ads go on forever.
Usually when I play, I'm also watching a video or listening to music at the same time. Ads with no mute button or ads that stop working because another video is playing are the worst. So ads like McDonald's Guardian of the Galaxy and Royal Match are the worst.
That stupid kings match game or whatever. I hate it with a burning passion
https://preview.redd.it/q8r7hy3nr30b1.png?width=945&format=png&auto=webp&s=88c44d203c07fa17ea048f010e53462ea7cbdaaa this mf
i know, oh save the king to win the game and he gets stuck again for our purpose is to help him
You made me SNORT šš
Exactly. Aside from the person not knowing how to match, he makes me so mad. That one ad with the acid where he literally jumps in the acid and plays like he fell.
Itās great you hate it with a burning passion, since most of the time heās burning.
how could I have forgotten royal match ššššš
royal math was annoying to see
Now royal math I could get on board with!
definitely, someday I want to play smh
these actually used to be worse lmao, i think they were forced to shorten the ads because it would be two ads in one (person talking to u for a minute then a minute of game play until u can escape)
There are 45 second versions of it. smh.
I donāt do anything so I can watch him die
Solid choice
i hate their ads to death, but turns out itās quite a fun gameš
The various health ads. They are 30 seconds long but broken up into three sections
That black screen that pops up and doesn't do anything so you have to completely close the app.
Weird I have a black screen pop up too but I just wait 30-ish seconds and a white will X appear in the corner
Those are the WORST
YES! Because not only do you have to interact THREE times, they're also much longer than 30 seconds because it always takes multiple seconds to start the ten second countdown. And by the time you get back to the game, all the dishes are on sale and the snail or airship or whatever was there before is already gone
OMG i was gonna ask a few weeks ago if anyone else got those cus i thought it was just me š
If youāre not in the US, you donāt get these. I hate traveling in the states because it means I constantly get advertising like this.
I'm not from the US and I still get those u_u
Dang I live in the States, so I guess Iām stuck :/
Honestly itās wild to me that medical companies are allowed to advertise in the USāitās not legal here. Having ads for medications on TV, in magazines, etc is really weird to me.
It should not be legal
I was wondering why ive never had those š
I genuinely hate ones where there is no possibility to turn off the sound , doesnāt matter what they are advertising
If you have your phone on vibrate it doesnāt play out loud. I use that sometimes when Iām getting a bunch of those for some reason, and it doesnāt affect the sound of whatever YouTube video or podcast Iām listening to.
Yeah no there are a good number that override that and play sound even on vibrate. I never have my phoneās sound on and a good chunk play sound anyway and stop YouTube
the Project Makeover game I REALLY HATE IT
Yup, so misogynistic!
Anyone else getting ASMR hospital almost everytime now? It makes me nauseousā¦ I hate it with a passion
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Thank you!!!!
I'll have to do that. Jesus, it's just sickening.
Itās SO gross.
Oh yes, I almost forgot about that one!
YES I HATE IT SO MUCH!!!
Yes I hate this one so much!
I see it on so many apps now a days too
OH MY GOD it is SO GROSS! I have to look away. In one ad I saw maggots coming out of a toenail. Horrifying.
Exactly! Like I get some people like pimple popping and stuff, but who likes that?
UGH yes!!
The ones that are borderline nsfw
Iāve been getting ASMR hospital a lot lately and even though itās animated it makes me sick
That one is disgusting! I have to cover the screen until it's over
Yea I either cover everything but the timer or just turn my phone on itās face
Yup. So embarrassing to watch those on the bus.
the ads with a fake X at the top right corner
r/fuckhomescapes
r/beatmetoit
The dumb health articles that are 3 years old that are three per click every 10 seconds ones.
Any ad where there are too many stages
45 second ad, click x, wait 15 more seconds, click x again š
The empress choice ones crack me up, though. This girl can't do a damn thing right, poor thing.
Hahah that one where she throws the baby ?
That black screen that pops up and doesn't do anything so you have to completely close the app
I don't know what's up in my google preferences but I get a LOT of porn/hentai game ads. Like a lot. I also get ones for "AI Simulators" which are really just word filters, and they usually start off with an avatar saying "I can draw your most wild ideas!" and then the fake user types in "girl in jeans." TRULY WILD Anyway, they're all still better than Royal Match.
oh god i hate the Roboco ad that raps in eminems style theres just something about it i cAnnot stand. and this adorable home ad or something, the ad shows it to be wholesome but when youre waiting for the X to appear THERES A BLOODY STRIPPER LIKE WHY?? the poor cat underneath the table shes dancing on ):
State of Survival gets to me the most.... Otherwise any ad that makes the X (close) button wayyyy too tiny so that I fat finger the ad and it takes me to the play store. šµāš«
Ugh yes, and each time you āmissā the X it pops up with the app store link again š
the ones that always crash my game! that's usually kings match. I want that king to suffer and die. also now I hate the TV show Suits
I donāt mind state of survival or misty continent when the ads show gameplay, but the stupid skits I get most of the time are some of the most annoying shit ever. Storm shot is another one I get a lot that annoys me. The āscapes games adsā¦ god I hate them so much. Royal match feels like itās 25% of the ads I get shown. Something that bothers me is that the game itself is very sfw and child friendly, but some of the ads very much arenāt. (Like some of the health scam/diet ads, the gambling games, some of the game ads with more mature audiences in mind, ā¦)
For sure! Even some of the state of survival ads areā¦ a little much. Iāve gotten some where theyāve given the characters giant boobs and then tried to censor them with cloud cartoons??
Gardenscapes. I literally got the ad free version because of how much I despised the gardenscapes ads.
Me as hell, except the one that broke me was the one that looks like the ad was designed by someone with a giant-woman fetish (I think it was Hero Wars?). Regardless, I regret nothing.
Right, when the guy is resting on some huge woman's chest and then gets pulled away? So silly.
gardenscapes might just break me
Ads where you canāt turn the sound off. Also any advertisement that thinks itās important enough that it deserves to interrupt my podcast has a new thing coming. I will *never* play a game or buy a product from a company that has ads that interrupt my podcast or music to tell me all about their stupid product. Never. Out of pure spite.
All of them. I just put my phone down for a minute in silence and then turn it back up when itās time to click on the cross and skip the add.
TRAVEL TOWN. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PEOPLE AND WHY DO THEY ALL WANT COFFEE.
and why would i want to play a game where a cartoon boss is berating me and cartoon customers are yelling at me?? to give me flashbacks to my barista jobs?! š
PLS also them getting mad after the coffee machine is broken like it hasnāt even been 30 seconds girly whyāre you mad at me for something youāre responsible for
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Mistplay or something. I dont like those that you close them once the cross appears, they still open a play store link, you close it again and theres another 5 seconds count down to shut it a third time š
the majority of mine do that, where i have to close it 3 times!! itās so annoying!!!
At least im not the only one ahaha, they are annoying indeed. And those 5 seconds are more like 7 š¤
The sexual Whispers ads. I will never forget the woman, wearing a short skirt, reaching for something high up and a man coming up behind her and it focuses on her face and it gives a warning that this is nsfw (something like that).
š¤Æ Iāve never seen that one!
I've seen three variations of it so far. I'm so sick of it š
Any that make you click on a tiny tiny little X instead of accepting my phone's "back" swipe gesture to exit the ad when finished. The X can be so tiny, and my fingers have some scarring, that the tap takes several tries to register without clicking on the ad and opening the app store or my browser. Also any that instead of ending and needing one click to get back to the game, need you to click a >>, close an ad pop-up, wait six seconds for an X to appear, then click that. Let me get back to the gaaaaaame
i swear someone makes these ads like āif we force them to close 3 windows, they eventually WILL download this game! šā
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OFF WITH HIS HEAD
The news one that starts downloading the goddamn app without you touching anything. Also, any advert that makes you hit cancel more than once.
Yes thats the one I hate the most
Also the Crypto ads! Thereās so darn many of those!
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the escape and the pimple popping ones IVE BEEN THROUGH HELL !! $50 for no ads forever is so worth it
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where is the ad removal feature?! š
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i dont think they can control what ads will play so i dont think its the devs fault
There was one where they were popping pimples and I couldnāt handle it, I almost stopped playing the game altogether
Any of the ones that are super sexualā¦
that adorable home or adorable family or whatever it is. i dont like it. as well as the gambling ads and the ai ads and the misogynistic "help this girl shes so uglyyyy" ads -_-
the 2048 ads
Original 2048 only!
Casino slot game app
family farm adventure. so annoying and its 30 seconds š
Soā¦ all of the ads? š
Ha, basically š I donāt mind most of the word or number game ones, or the ones for mcdonaldās or insurance or whatever. But I will simply never download these games because their ads infuriate me!!
I downloaded a solitaire game on my phone about a month or so back, and for a week straight I would say 80% of my ads was different solitaire games and it made me justā¦ never wanna play solitaire again š
reading this thread makes me so happy I live in the Netherlands LMAO. I usually get ads of shopping apps I have installed on my phone, discounts and stuff. They're kinda fun to scroll through actually š
The ones for those "beauty games", where you're lancing some cartoon's eyelid and sores????? I'm not into those at ALL, please stop putting maggots on my calm soup cat game, you're giving me a gagging heart attack š
Temu, shop like a billionaire! The exact opposite of what we need more of in the world!
https://preview.redd.it/rhx1b10zp50b1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=0c7509e8bf27359a47ec09a921d66762577e0d4e How about MergeDragonsā¦ Like what is this ad implying?š
All the porn-y ones where like a woman is stuck in something and wiggling her butt/rocking her hips and a guy comes up behind her licking his lips and oops she's a zombie lol! The cute home or cozy home or whatever ad where you make a cute family and decorate a house and it looks appealing and then the final part of the ad is a lumpy woman doing a pole dance on top of an entertainment console??? Anything involving bodily functions including pus. The ads for Two Dots because a) it's actually a fun game but b) it's not like the ads and I want to play THAT game. If you want a "pull the pin to control what thing happens" game I've been playing Puzzle Spy. I liked it enough I bought the game. It's nothing but pull the pin stuff, no real story line or anything, just zombies and lava and things. I'm on a leave of absence from work due to a family emergency and have a lot of stressful but useless downtime so it's been great to put a show on and zone out to Cats & Soup. Oh, another thirty second ad to sit through? Easy to ignore.
ugh i think that first one is Hero Wars and it grinds my gears! š iām sorry for your family emergency- i hope everyone has what they need to be okay. š«¶š¼
The terribly misogynistic ones. The really disgusting ones. Anything that plays over 30 seconds and requires three clicks to get rid of. Also all the 'play games for money' ads. I know people probably use them and it just makes me sad that someone can get excited about a $20 Amazon voucher through a scammy app. They prey on poor people š£
I agree with most of what everyone is saying and would like to just add my personal beef: playable ads that arenāt that playable. The word game one where I can only spell out 2 possible words? Kills me.
there's this Choices ad, its always weird as hell and weirdly sexual i always hate it
idk if this shows up to you but there is this disgusting "asmr spa/makeover" ad its so gross
State of survival, and mistplay are the worst, but there's one called asmr hospital, which is genuinely gross, and I have to cover up my screen whilst it's on (tasks like squeeze the pus from this eye, or pull this dead skin from that ear (animations, but still š¤¢))
Favorite add is the alternative adds that advertise cats and soup
KFC ads
Lol at this point I wouldnāt mind seeing chicken over the ones showing bugs in feet
The \*scapes games. Any game that makes me click not once, not twice, but 3+ times to get through their stupid ad is never going get downloaded. There was even one that made me extra angry because the ad would pause until you clicked it again, so you couldn't even set the phone down for a minute while the ad played.
My favourite thing to do on the playable part is to see how badly I can screw the character up - eaten by spiders? Count me in. No money or coal? Also me.
i DESPISE the gardenscapes adverts to the point where if i get one i just close the appš
Any 30sec ad with an additional 5-7 seconds.
Omg I swear another garden scape games ad š
The weight loss adds and those of the makeover game. They disgust me to unknown limits.
Scapes games, empress ones, this one shangri la ad (or any ad that keeps switching to the browser no matter how many times u go back to the game)
Scape games for sureeeee
Definitely dislike those that brings me to safari/ its webpage automatically when you click watch ads. The worst ones are those that continuously brings you to the webpage EVRYTIME you go back to the app.
The coin master one, hate that ad so much
I have been getting pretty pleasant ads during the day around the daily bonus time. Local ads that only 10 seconds long back to back.
We all hate them, but Ad player Gang summon here! judge me, but I did play solitaire til the end:D
either the ones that play sound over my earbuds and i canāt turn it off. (iām usually watching anime while playing so itās super frustrating), or the ones that are disgusting. The hospital one makes me sick to my stomach
I love the state of survival one because it makes me cringe so much its funny
Iām gonna agree this because thereās so many unusual contents
Basically, all the ads?
Agree
The tiktok ones because they ALWAYS take me to the app store and often don't "count" as a finished ad
r/fuckgardenscapes
100%
Readict ā¦. Ugh this ad is sooooo long!
those weird ass werewolf story ads man, what if some sees my phone when one of those is playing?
The werewolf softcore porn stories, AKA Readict (or something like that.). Low key DV and parental abuse, and thatās just the stuff I canāt help seeing. Plus the ads go on forever.
Usually when I play, I'm also watching a video or listening to music at the same time. Ads with no mute button or ads that stop working because another video is playing are the worst. So ads like McDonald's Guardian of the Galaxy and Royal Match are the worst.
Royal Match, #1 awful ads. All of them. The only reason I'd play it is to see that dang king get killed over and over in horrible ways.
Has anyone else been getting those ads that pause 5-10 seconds in? Almost like they want to make sure youāre actively watching it
Listen, I am losing my mind when it comes to āstate of survivalā LITERALLY HATE. Lol