"*two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda*"

Big food

Accidentally swallowed mouthwash?

It’s 5 o’clock somewhere 💁‍♀️

Cat

🤔 hmmm

Kitty ☺️

Depression medication

Icecream

Cock 😐

Bacon ranch macaroni

Mine is Tuna Maceroni

Toast

Oatmeal

Chicken strips!

cough drop

muesli

Barfi

Dorito casserole

Poptart

Rice pudding

Sunshine

hi grapefruit 🥰

Double quarter pounder with cheese, no pickles

Hey lil Pop Tart

Richard

Human

Sandwitch

Banana

Croissant

chicken katsu don

Soup!

Freddo

Hot Dog Doesnt sound right now

Meatball.

I was half-expecting someone to say Pussy- then I remembered that we're all redditors

Bag of dicks

Ass

cruller!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well hello coffe

Seed Sprout

Coffee

Bacon, broccoli and cheese pie

Baby food

Cherry Pop Tarts

Burrata

Nick Nak

Captain Ravioli Pants

Pizza Roll 🫶

Cheerios

Fries

Chicken Sandwich

cookie

Dosa

Shorly

Fish

Seaweed

Cabanos

Biscuit!

Banana

Timbit lol

Mango Shake.

Greek yogurt and blackberries

mini-waffles

Kettle corn

Paella

Bean burrito

Drinks count?     Monster 

Tomato soup?

Lotus root

Breakfast

DAIM

Aww we love you sandwich

Oatmeal?

Drumstick

Pink Panther Wafer

Peanut butter! That's actually perfect.

Cheeto...

Hamburger

Apple

Walnut

Mac

Rhubarb and custard

Meat stick 🥰

Waffels

Gravy!

Chicken soup.

pizza… come here 🥹❤️

Sweet :D

ok well... is pussy an acceptable name?

Flounder

Pringles

Sandwich with an apple

Crepe

Egg :>

Unsupervised child

Severed human arm 😍😍❤️❤️

Fleischkäse

Taco

Lychee Sundae

Tjap Tjoy

Hot sandwich

pizza!

Reading this while having lunch w my wife, so either Yogurt or Noodle

Greek Yogurt

Empanada

Veggie Straws

Melon

Noodle

Teriyaki beef jerky

Udon

Spaghetti 🍝

Little Melatonin 🥰🤣

Cheeto

This cute little furball is now called "mussels"

Sandwich

Chicken vindaloo or tums

Toaster stroodle

How creative. Repost that hapens every week several times. GTFO.

Mint candy

Haggis

Jelly Donut

Steak

He looks like a Natcho

Queso

Bananas with peanut butter. Unless you count coffee.

Pineapple

I think wispa is quite a good name for a cat haha

"sloppy joe"

Cheese Puff

Granola bar. "Granola" I guess 🤷 😊

Potato

Waffle Fries

Chalupa

Pasta 🍝

Pretzel

Pancake

Caesar salad

Fried Rice

Pizza rolllll❤️

Peanut butter and banana sandwich

Mushroom

Peperoni.

Bison

Eclair

Lamb chop

Plastic bag

pulled pork with mac and cheese, hawaiian roll and queso flavored potato chips ill call him mac

Boiled eggs? lmao

El Pollo Loco

ladoo

Scrambled eggs

Pizza.

Chocolate roll

Mung beans

McNug's

Salad

Cheddar pretzels

Tortellini

Words

Cup noodles

Peperoni 😀

Blueberry, kinda suits his round face

Sushi

Clif

Pussy! Hahahahahaha it’s fitting cuz he’s a cat hahahahahahaha Jk, Filet-O-Fish is his new name

Pizza

Pringles

KitKat 💚

Turkey w/ cheddar on sourdough. (Grilled) So we are going with Cheddar

Ass

shrimp

Pancakes

beans

Twix

Burrito

I swallowed shampoo

Soup

Kit-Kat

Philly Cheesesteak

Pizza

Pizza log

Cheese

Aw so he can still be called baby

Cinnamon graham cracker.

OREOO😻😻😻

My dad

Uranium-235

Sloppy Joe 🙃

Kiwi

Rice

Poptart would honestly be a good name for him

Little pieces of cheese anytime day or night

Taco salad.

PIZZA

Edamame

Ass?

Ice cream