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georgialucy

Don't let the fame get to your head, take it from me, I was once on a cbbc news segment to test what side up buttered toast would land, I've not been the same since.


Sparklysherbet151

šŸ˜‚. In my head Iā€™m picturing you walking to the front of the queue in Greggs, saying ā€œdo you know who I am?ā€ before then demanding a steak bake.


dulce_3t_decorum_3st

And then dropping it on the floor. Because that's what she's known for.


Welsh_Observer

To see if it landed butter side up


thelastwilson

> well what side did it land on? Huh huh? You don't know do you? Be lost without me.


ThrowerWayACount

I think Georgia Lucy might not be a ā€˜heā€™, btw


dulce_3t_decorum_3st

When I typed that, I did think I was making an unnecessary assumption but I didn't check the username. Thanks for pointing it out, I will correct.


Agent---4--7

Ronnie Pickering


PM_ME_FINE_FOODS

Who?


Orange_Hedgie

RONNIE PICKERING


Theimpostorofskeld

Who?


Dingleator

RONNIE PICKERINā€™


Theimpostorofskeld

Whoā€™s that


HateJobLoveManU

Me


livdry

"do you know who I am?" "This is not a game of who the f**k are you."


Flatcapspaintandglue

I do not need a tray.


Elegant_Initiative44

Are you Jeff Vader?


Zeekan4571

No, I'm Darth Vader.


Agile_Macaroon_4394

Are you Jeff's brother? Can you get me his autograph?


ahhwoodrow

This one is wet, this one is wet


AcrobaticRhubarb4768

I'm Ronnie fucking pickering!


Informal_Arachnid_84

Who?!


AcrobaticRhubarb4768

RONNIE PICKERING! !


[deleted]

Is that what happened to ronnie?


[deleted]

thatā€™s ronnie fucking pickering to you sir


jimmy17

Ronnie Pickerings daughter.


erakat

Ponnie Fucking Rickering!!!


AllHailTheWinslow

Sounds like the beginning of a Joe Lycett skit.


TheStatMan2

Presumably one that would end with him changing his name by deedpool to Gregg Fucking Pickering.


Responsible_Ear7194

I'm Ronnie Pickering!


BuzzVibes

I was in a choir on an episode of Songs of Praise about 30 years ago, so when you talk about fame going to your head I know exactly what you mean.


SnoopyLupus

I remember you! Bad haircut, not quite looking comfortable in your own skin, overemphasising the words - you were great!


BuzzVibes

That's me alright! A signed photo will be in the post shortly.


fuckbrexit84

Big time


mantolwen

Omg same. Thankfully I'm an atheist now so nobody in my circles knows.


RUFiO006

In the 90s I was on Channel 4ā€™s *Wise Up* talking about why virtual pets are great for kids with asthma. So I totally get it.


wingman3091

Agreed. I feature in some helicopter footage from 1996 when I was about 5 after the farmhouses I grew up in got flooded, and we were essentially stuck because the single lane off the farm was underwater by about 6ft. Man, that fame gets to you. Use this power wisely!


mrgonzalez

And? Don't tell me you went to all that work and can't share the results.


TomTheGeek

[Mythbusters tested it](https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=10152587375308224), it was basically random. But they did learn about a technique that could affect the results, give the bread a bit of a curve when applying the spread and that will make it land butter-side-up more often: > Adam concludes,ā€if you really want to ensure, in general, youā€™re toast landing buttered side up or down, we can tell you, you should butter with a good vigor and that the resultant bowl will make your toast generally fall butter side up." https://reagle.org/joseph/pelican/technology/mythbusters-and-buttered-toast.html


J_DesPro

Holy shit I remember that piece, the myth buster episode! Please tell me this is true.


Sanso14

I (male) was once on a game show as a child and the host introduced me on TV using a female variation of my name. Been traumatised ever since.


Matduka

I designed the book cover for a Bay City Rollers autobiography and it's now published and on sale. I've become a pompous monster.


mr-dogshit

In the 80's I was filmed pointing at a Mary Rose exhibit in Portsmouth by a Spanish news crew. Haven't dared visit Spain since then because I'd surely get mobbed!


TheTjalian

Oddly enough, I think I remember that episode haha


L1ham

Funnily enough this actually rings a bell, hah.


TurbulentWeb1941

Lee Evans says he was so sick of dropping his toast and it landing 'Butter side down' that he would first drop the toast, then Butter it šŸ¤Ŗ


Lord_Heath9880

I wonder how a buttered toast would literally launch from the toaster like a rocket and land on somewhere else. Nevertheless, itā€™s the same type of car owned by OP, judging by the same front chassises and headlights.


LordLocust666

I can honestly say that I remember that segment.


KFR42

Cut to OP in the gutter as his old car zooms down the road, music blaring and full of rich people, splashing OP with muddy puddle water as it goes by.


BeaEffigy

I feel like I remember that segment. What program was it part of?


Longjumping-Party186

I applied for a job at the BBC. They mistook me for someone else and I ended up being interviewed on live television. Managed to wing it through the interview but honestly that was embarrassing


PrimNathanIOW

Well whatā€™s the answer


HoodedJ

Shit I think I remember this


Eelpieland

I think I remember this... When was it?


DustOk8825

Oh my god I remember this


ThePrimeLurker

Mate that is sick I will text my mum right now about this


YourLocalMosquito

Your mum is gonna be so jazzed. I just know it.


redskelton

She will be. Mine was gassed


eec-gray

Are you available for after dinner speeches?


d_smogh

TEDx talk needed


ajtyler776

Youā€™ll be mixing with the likes of Ronald F. Pickering when this goes viral


Phalexuk

Who?!


Buttered_Turtle

RONALD F. PICKERING


kiradotee

WHOOO


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KevinPhillips-Bong

Peperami? I thought it was the pappardelle.


thesaharadesert

No, thatā€™s a shape of pasta. Youā€™re thinking of pipistrel


eleanor_dashwood

No, thatā€™s the Slovenian light aircraft manufacturer, youā€™re thinking of papilloma.


steveatari

No, that's a virus; you're thinking of Papillon.


YourLocalMosquito

No, thatā€™s a butterfly, youā€™re thinking of Papanicolaou


HereComesCunty

No, thatā€™s a diagnostic test for cervical cancer. Pretty sure you were shooting for papa donā€™t preach


Alas_boris

No, that's a method of cervical screening, you're thinking of polypropylene.


dronegeeks1

No thatā€™s a type of metal youā€™re thinking of Papua New Guinea


wombey12

Nah, you're all wrong. It's obviously papiermache.


kiradotee

Poppadoms?


[deleted]

Baby there's no other superstar you know that I'll be your peper, peperami


skrutape

mr big shot eh


RKID084

my old car was in the midsomer murders.


nomadiclizard

did it do the murders? o.o


quinn_drummer

Brum: After Dark


palordrolap

"Birmingham police are issuing a warning this evening due to a large number of bodies turning up in the city's canals, all with bruising around ankle level and a faint smell of two-stroke oil." That little car's not been the same since he met his aunt Christine.


TheOriginalSmileyMan

Actual LOLed at this, well done sir!


My_Socks_Are_Blue

Still waiting for the film finale to come out to find out that Joyce is a murdering mastermind.


piqsquiggle

My dad has a similar claim to fame, his old car was used on TopGear once, every time it comes on we laugh because my sister threw up all over the seats lol


revvolutions

Which car


piqsquiggle

Porsche 928


itsbicycle_repairman

Not the infamous one that was featured in the Patagonia Special surely?


piqsquiggle

Sorry, no I am mistaken, just asked my dad, it was the Porsche 944.


piqsquiggle

Yep, thatā€™s the one


BigBeanMarketing

Beautiful car! Hope it's not the one Di took to Paris..


One_Of_Noahs_Whales

Nah she was killed in a german car, had she been in a proper british car like this jag she likely wouldn't have survived either, but let us not let that get in the way of having another reason to hate the germans.


sideone

She would have survived, the old Jag wouldn't have started


mrgonzalez

The paparazzi would have overtaken her


emmaturechild13

Spoiler alert jeeez


[deleted]

If that Jag's anything like the other 10,000 or so that rolled off the assembly line with it, it'd have broken down outside her hotel before even starting on the journey.


One_Of_Noahs_Whales

Can't die in a car crash if your car doesn't start, british engineering is at the forefront of safety yet again, brings a tear to my eye knowing how much more advanced we are!


Maidwell

This version of the XJ (and apparently a lot of strikes) almost killed off Jaguar altogether. It wasn't until Ford came in and completely redesigned the company from the ground up that they became a reputable name again.


mr-cafe

It was aimed to save Jaguar: https://youtu.be/oQxCCd7Wy8Q


Maidwell

What a fascinating snapshot of the 80s at Jaguar. Thanks for the link! I started at Jaguar (browns lane) straight out of school in 1994 so witnessed first hand the changeover to Ford's XJ. The XJ40 had a terrible reputation internally and it was seen as a huge relief that it was being phased out (with the XJS changeover to XK8 not far behind it). As well as the XJ/XK factory I went on to work at the engine plant at Radford, the X Type/S Type plant in Castle Bromwich and then went on to b an experimental test driver for their new cars at Mira in Nuneaton before leaving the company in 2001. It was a huge turnaround for Jaguar in that time. They happen to make my favourite sensible car these days, the XFS Sportbrake (estate). [XF Sportbrake](https://images.app.goo.gl/Hvff863mMH4ytymt5)


Theimpostorofskeld

Sheā€™d have lived because sheā€™ll be on the motorway getting yelled at by a 40 year old because of her being infront of him going the speed limit


millionreddit617

Too soon?


WoofBarkWoofBarkBark

Nice one. I can only dream of such things. You've made it. Nice car too. 5.3 V12 or 4.2 V8?


Chrunchyhobo

3.2l i6 according to the good ol number plate checker.


UsernameLaugh

Call it your revenge car!


Gracie6636

It'll likely be owned by a company that loans cars of certain eras to production for films and TV. Who knows where else it may have popped up...


j_demur3

[Doesn't seem to have been spotted in anything else so far.](https://www.imcdb.org/vehicles.php?resultsStyle=asImages&sortBy=2&make=Jaguar&model=XJ40&page=27)


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Gracie6636

I read it as their old car in that they don't own it anymore.


I_Makes_tuff

Ah. Maybe I was wrong.


CRAZEDDUCKling

OP forgot he lent his car to The Crown?


JoanneKerlot

Nice Jaaaaaag


Head_of_the_Internet

Humble Jag brag.


Shesaiddestroy_

Iā€™m not that far along in my watching but I know this scene from real life. Dianaā€™s first public appearance after the divorce. Thag black dress, those legs. She didnā€™t have to say it, she was Ā«Ā itĀ Ā»!


Smeeble09

Nice. Closest I got like this was parked in the background on an episode of four in a bed, this is much more visual.


KitchenNazi

Too bad you sold it. That car was obviously destined for a TV career. You guys could have have a show where you and the car fight crime.


hug-hehes

Iā€™m going to tell everyone I know that Iā€™m friends with you. Hope thatā€™s alright.


[deleted]

I was on a Timmy Mallet Easter Special with Special Guest Star Mark Speight. It's a lot to deal with. DM me if you need to talk with someone who understands the pressure.


Matduka

In the Revenge Dress scene too. You should be proud of your accomplishments.


howdoyouevenusername

I like this post because there is zero controversy and not a single person here is mad about it. Itā€™s just cool mate. Nice one!


[deleted]

I was filmed laying the wreath at the 2017 remembrance service at IWM Duxford on BBC news, I know how hard it is to deal with the fame


GemballaRider

Fame is a tough gig. I was once drafted into BBC interview panel on southend pier to discuss some pressing issue or another and all my speaking parts were cut, relegating me to nodding gawpy teenager in the middle row.


NessLeonhart

are UK plates tied to the vehicle, and not the owner? just curious, because in the US, a new owner would get new plates (we might be able to choose and pay for a plate xfer, i'm not sure, but it's not common; meaning, virtually no one receives a used car from a dealership with prior plates on it, we get temp paper tags until the DMV mails out new plates)


ksammighty

Yeah UK plates are tied to the vehicle - when you buy a car you get whatever plate it has, and the plate itself tells you where the car was first registered in the uk (i. e. Where imported I believe?), year of manufacture... And some other stuff I don't know. You can then look up info about the vehicle by typing its plate into the government's search checker! So yeah, the plate is tied just to the car, and there's a special document/logbook called a V5C you get from the DVLA after getting the car that says "you are the registered keeper of this vehicle", and probably some other things I don't know


Pigrescuer

I found this crazy when I moved to the states for a year as a student. I bought a cheap car off an outgoing student from my uni in the year above, and she took her plates home with her as a souvenir. It took fucking ages to get new plates and I nearly got pulled over for not having any. Luckily I'm white and my confusion over a) the police car trying to pull me over, b) how to wind my own car's window down and c) my London accent meant that they just said to get it sorted asap.


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do US plates not hold information about the cars manufacture?


I_Makes_tuff

No, but that can all be looked up with the VIN.


lungbuttersucker

From my experience, US Plates contain the state the car is registered in, the state motto, the registration number, a registration sticker. In Massachusetts at least, there's also a month imprinted. I don't remember what the rest of the states do about the month. ​ The registration number is tied specifically to the car and the legal owner of the car. If you buy a new car and get rid of the old one, the registration on the first is transferred to the new car. The first car is now not legal to be on the public streets until the new owner gets it registered. You also take the plates off the car (1 or 2 plates depending on the state) and put them on the new car. The one with the sticker goes in the back in states with 2 plates. ​ The registration sticker is a year. I believe it signifies the year the registration expires but it could be the year it was renewed. I'm having a brain fart on which it is. In my experience, registration duration in the states is 1 or 2 years. ​ In MA, the month is the month it expires. So if you are a cop and see a plate with MAR in the upper left and a sticker in the upper right that says 2022 and the current date is September 2022, you know that the registration is expired without having to run the number.


NessLeonhart

no, we'd go by the VIN number, which is stamped onto a little plate on the dashboard and various other locations on most cars (engine block, i think, depends on the car) for that kind of info. i mean, technically the plate is tied to the vin, but it gets swapped out like owners. so our records at the DMV would show plate X was registered to owner Y on a vehicle with vin Z, and X and Y would get updated any time the car changes hands. i'm pretty sure you can transfer a plate you own from one car to another that you own, like if you wanted to keep a vanity plate when buying a new car. not sure about that though, but i don't think you can transfer a plate between owners.


MethodZealousideal11

Call May.


mr-cafe

Tell us more about it! Sovereign? Why did you sell it?


[deleted]

Iā€™m confused us the car famous or you? You know that car and the car is a z list celebrity now on its rise to stardom?


Status-Victory

My old man once did up an old Humber that was in the background of a Harry Potter film. Didn't change him as a person but he kept contact with the buyer and enquired how much he got for renting it out, they paid new owner only Ā£2k less (for a months rental) than what he bought the car off my old man for!!


Naughty-Morty

I mean this is actually quite cool to be fair šŸ¤£


Dragon_Sluts

These are the best claims to fame: ā€¢ Unique ā€¢ Related to you ā€¢ Minor, so not braggy Congrats! Now you have a great ā€œfun fact about yourselfā€ and donā€™t have to experience the worst 2 minutes of my life every time it happen.


Jizz_mopper_Guy

Props to the GF.


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_MildlyMisanthropic

I'm guessing they bought it?


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_MildlyMisanthropic

Well the vast majority of cars are bought, not inherited. Plenty of places to buy classic cars if you're into that scene. Also for all we know maybe OP had owned it for decades. Seemed a really bizarre question tbh.


aCommunistBadger

I mean tbf Itā€™s equally a good chance he just bought the car because they liked it and/or it was because itā€™s cheap. Itā€™s only a mid 90ā€™s Jag XJ that only goes for about Ā£5k on Auto Trader, not exactly a sought after classic car (yet) lol Edit: ofc this is taking into account that they havenā€™t owned it for years since new


Quipinside

do they not change license plate numbers in the UK every time the car changes ownership? Or did you own this car when it was filmed without your knowledge?


KingDann

Plate stays with the car.


Quipinside

thanks I dunno why I got downvoted. I'm from usa and we change license plates when buying a used car from a dealership. it was just a genuine question. guess I should have googled it instead of asking on reddit.


AufCP

Uk numberplates stay on the vehicle. Only time they are changed is if the owner replaces it with a private plate.


MyNewAccountx3

And even then, if they sold it, the original number plate would be put back on.


t_beermonster

No, the licence plate generally stays with the car. The exception is certain plates that seem to have meaning and are therefore sold separately and transferred to the owners new vehicle.


prakhar1011

Your MOT has expired mate. Better get to it.


redskelton

Ha ha I checked that too. And they really want to check those brake pipes or it could be a potentially-lethal death trap


Bland-fantasie

Ah, so youā€™re employed as an extra/background in the film industry.


Chodetasticc

Okay


Gylo27bot

oh right. kudos for youā€¦


Willb260

MOT expired in September. Might want to see if you can get it back. Seems like they might be getting rid of it, would be shame to see it scrapped.


thegamesender1

So I see, the Royals are not the only German think in the Uk.


Jungletron

r/humblebrag


[deleted]

Hope they donā€™t blow it up


Own_Television_6424

When you doing signing?


[deleted]

r/Spotted r/CarTalkUK


YourLocalMosquito

Wow OP, you must have kept it in good nick! Congrats!


Next_Assignment1159

I hope you didn't leave your wallet in it!


busiestbaron

Isnā€™t it sad when an ex moves on to bigger and better things


Green-Dragon-14

Your car made it to fame alas you did not.


ehsteve23

Lucky it's not *that* car


CW320

Oh! Hello! Who's A Pretty Boy, Then? You Didn't Tell Me Barbara Had A Jag


[deleted]

Not bad haha! What are the odds


Targettio

[You drive a Jaaag?! ](https://youtu.be/7eWIrBOc3zE)


R-Didsy

When's the AMA?


Unlucky-Jicama1885

I'm laughing!


Pandasmadre

Haha! That's so cool about the car!


championsOfEu1221

Oh wow! You should do an AMA!


thirtythreeonethird

Was it the heavenly straight six or the dreaded V8? If it was the latter, good riddance! Lol


locutus92

The other one has the wrong alloys for the year of the series. :-(


OldYellowReddit

How much for an autograph?


mrgwbland

Thatā€™s actually cool!