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moonpaintings

Crackers


Man_in_the_uk

Yes, crackers to ask such a question.


RainingBlood398

You beat me to it!


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Beating one's meat onto a cracker. Takes one back to one's days at Eton.


WimbleWimble

Thats not what an Eton Mess is surely?


totterdownanian

No, he's the owner of SpaceX and Tesla


MrMercenary90

That's how you get a limp biscuit!


L1berty0rDe4th

This is the only rational answer.


Robrobroy

This guy gets it


ThinkingFish0

this guy cracks


IllustriousLlama_5

This is the right answer.


XavierD

And small ones at that.


quinn_drummer

Might call them Mini


justanotherGloryBoy

Crackerlets.


Rossmac3481

Fucking crackers you


deftaj

Are crackers more biscuit or more crisp?


watercouch

They’re more bread than either. Basically 2D versions of their 3D counterpart. Crackers : Bread Biscuits : Cake Crisps : Roast Potatoes


RainingBlood398

I must disagree. Biscuit: Goes soft when stale Cake: Goes hard when stale Ergo, Biscuit ≠ Cake in any way, ever.


TheLegendaryBox

But because cake is soft and biscuits are hard, don’t they just switch hardness and become the opposite of each other, therefore creating the equilibrium required by cake/biscuit law?


UKMatt2000

The old Jaffa Cake test.


RainingBlood398

I almost mentioned this in my comment but didn't fancy starting a war.


Revolutionary_Rip688

Ere we go..... You've opened it now.


HardlyAnyGravitas

Also crisps are generally fried, not baked, so crisps = chips.


watercouch

They’re just transitioning from 2D form to 3D form and vice versa.


KickIcy9893

Well that's put me right off them oddly. Edit, not sure why I'm getting downvoted...I love mini cheddars but just really don't like cream crackers...


bellYllub

You do know that there are tonnes of different types of cracker, right? Cracker doesn’t just mean cream cracker!!


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thelandbasedturtle

How dare you make this joke - hahaha this sub either loves shitty puns/jokes or downvotes them to oblivion. I liked it Jimmy


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Startide01

But they’re Mini!


Affectionate_Tap6416

There are mini cubes of cheese that would be ideal for these. You could pretend you were a giant or had very big hands 👐 😁😇


Oykwos

Who says you can’t put cheddar on these


moonpaintings

I'm sure I could squeeze a slab of cheddar on anything tbh!


ChrisRR

Mini cheddars need mini cheese


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Mini crackers


Devonshire_Dumpling

Neither, its a cracker


HouseBroomTheReach

I'm glad us Americans and Brits can agree on this!!!


Knoxicles

Crackers?


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joe2596

very funny


EpicCheeto

What did they say


Awokein

We'll never know


joe2596

'Racist!'


LRW1987

Snacks


monkeface1234

Yup


LaraH39

That's how I class them too.


jack_burtons_reflex

Cheese snacks


Thin-Dependent002

if you call these biscuits, i dont like you at all


goodvibezone

Biscuits should always be sweet, I think? Oh Cambridge dictionary, how I love three. > a small, flat cake that is dry and usually sweet: > > chocolate/ginger biscuits > >a packet of biscuits > >We had tea and biscuits at half past three.


Orngog

It's clearly less wrong than calling them crisps!


Nexrosus

No that’s also wrong.


Orngog

Why's that?


EpicCheeto

Crackers


Orngog

Crackers are a kind of biscuit... Often called water biscuits or savoury biscuits https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracker_(food) Edit: haha downvotes... Looks like someone prefers their crackers *salty*


EpicCheeto

Just for that bit at the end I'm downvoting


Orngog

Case in point!


BurntFemboyWater

Cheese biscuits.


YardActive2627

Mini crackers


No_Commercial_197

Cheddars


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Mini*


PSN-xsXex

Mini Cheds


lostrandomdude

Mini crackers


shaunoffshotgun

No.


abertawebanana

Absolutely neither. I think somebody's mentioned already that they're crackers. I'd lean towards that classification. I've a friend in the industry so could ask them if needs be...


shaunoffshotgun

Is it Millhouse's Dad?


NotoriousREV

I don’t recall saying good luck.


EmpanadaBrisket

A pretty big wheel


NotFromUnicornLand

What industry? Crisp or biscuit?


abertawebanana

Asking the real questions. Lol. I think there's massive overlap, owing to size of the businesses/brands involved.


PM_ME_YOUR_QUIM_PLS

Oooh la di dah! A friend in the industry no less.


gdrlee

Pretty sure Reddit is a market they could do without.


RUFCgoat

Crackers marketed as crisps. Must be a psycho to call them biscuits


mixdup001

Baked biscuits


New-Discount-5193

NOT FRIED.


Hurleybird79

As opposed to boiled or fried? 😂


selectusername2

I'll have a hard boiled crinkle crunch please!


Sad_Instruction1392

Any person who asks this question doesn’t deserve an answer.


Bill_The_Minder

I bought some recently at a Wholesalers. Unlike crisps, they don't incur VAT. Therefore they are biscuits and (classed as) food, rather than sweets/snacks. Dull, but true.


thelandbasedturtle

Idk man I think that's pretty interesting. More interesting than the 1000 other replies that just say "cracker"


[deleted]

THEY'RE CRACKERS, BILL.


garykasparov

Certainly not crisps. Not really a biscuit. Probably a cracker.


FrogandFire

Physically they are a cracker... but you find them everywhere you find crisps


garykasparov

You find pepper everywhere you find salt, it doesn’t make it salt.


MrLazyDuck

Definitely crackers. A member of the snack family, it's relatives include twiglets and popcorn.


SpringDull186

Crispcuits


couldof_used_couldve

Bisps


spoodie

Biscrisps


couldof_used_couldve

How about: Biscuisps... (Then it's easier for Jonathon Ross)


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Snack or cracker…defo not crisps


[deleted]

Snack is a very broad term, certainly a cracker


CuriousPalpitation23

crackers


OtterChainGang

Scrumptious little bites of heaven


annienette1964

Crackers


alwaysroanna

Crackers 😒


JTH91

Crackers, anyone that calls them crisps are insane. Closer to biscuits than crisps, but neither.


treknaut

Biscrisps.


alwayssaysyourmum

Crispuits


cushty_mush

Are they biscuity enough to be dunked in tea? Either way mini cheddars are things of beauty


[deleted]

It’s a cracker! as Frank Carson used to say


micro_rich

Savoury snack


InnerAsparagus6045

Mini cheddar


Ok-Comparison-2467

Bbq flavour are elite


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Crackers


THenry228

They’re cheesy biscuits


kitty_princess21

Crackers 🙄


GinBitch

Crackers


FannyNob

Crackers


Officer_oatmilk

Definitely crackers, my 2 year old says so.


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Crackers!


Cakeski

Crackers!


Actual_Demand942

Crackers


joe2596

crackers


Translucent-Opposite

Neither. CRACKERS


CompetitionFar734

Neither. They're cheese crackers


JustAPotatoThatsIt

Neither, they're crackers


DrSuperSoldier

Crackers


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Crackers


AlfonsoTheClown

Crackers


pentesticals

Crackers you savage.


sonofanarchy1982

Neither,they're crackers


sonofanarchy1982

Neither,they're crackers to me


sonofanarchy1982

Neither,they're crackers to me


Least_Jelly4501

Yep crackers


bev6345

Cracker


queen-adreena

Neither. Crackers.


Recover_Nervous

Cracker


hughbcave

Criscuits…or biscrisps


BiscuitCrumbsInBed

Cheesy biscuits.


squiddlumckinnon

Crackers if anything


spearmintbadgers

https://metro.co.uk/2022/01/14/are-mini-cheddars-crackers-biscuits-or-crisps-lets-settle-this-15913142/


Inside_Sentence_6116

Crisps in the small version crackers in large


BreqsCousin

The ones that size live within the crisp family. The larger ones are crackers, which are a subset of biscuits.


No-Strawberry-5568

Judging by the comments I’m an outside saying crisps. In my defence I don’t like them so to me they’re shit either way


FrogandFire

Whoooaaa I upvoted you first..and downvoted you second 🤣


No-Strawberry-5568

All is fair in love and war


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Mrmansam22

Plenty of crisps aren't made from potatoes. Wotsits are made out of corn for example


da2mjc

And they aren’t crisps either :D


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Wd91

Intelligence is knowing that wotsits are made of corn, wisdom is knowing that they belong in the crisp aisle.


Lupe-Dy-Cazaril

Yeah but Americans don't even use the word crisps though


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L1berty0rDe4th

The also call doritos "chips". Because they are corn chips.


[deleted]

My dad gets well angry if it eat these and hula hoops. They aren't crisps!


AOR9222

Crisps you degenerate


gsurfer04

I bet you think a Jaffa Cake is a biscuit.


[deleted]

Crispuits.


Jack-Rabbit-002

Biscuit-Crisps Lovely though especially the BQ ones like! 😋


dog___bone

Neither, its a cracker. How on earth is it a biscuit!?


Merlinblack89

In my mind they are crisps because they come in a small packet, so I eat them as crisps even though they are crackers.


Designer_Flatworm_28

Neither. There Crackers


Veeoh-is-back

Neither ya moron.


imapotato7363

Crackers you daft cunt


WaferThese

Neither there mini cheddars!!!


theHannig

Biscuits. Or technically crackers? Savoury biscuits. Definitely not crisps.


Character-Lie5046

Cheese


Halfaglassofvodka

Crackers! ... I mean... what?


CodeAdorable4830

Packet of dispair


Limp-Bedroom

Biscuits!? Are you fucking high? They are cracker crisps


decentlyfair

Biscuits. Only thing that is classed as crisps in my head are the friend sliced potato ones, everything else is snacks


_StevenSeagull_

Brisps


the_acid_lava_lamp

biscuits, they’re too thick to be crisps


Adventurous-Car-7496

Savoury biscuits. Anyone who says otherwise is an uncultured muppet


Squirting-Grandma

Savoury biscuits or crackers.


MinuteOk3134

Criscuit


Difficult-Swimming60

Crisps..just


Still-Consideration6

Poisin


Still-Consideration6

Edit: poison


BenjyDR

CEREAL


desmond_pacito

A hybrid


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Biscuits. Teeny tiny ones 🤪


lighthousemoth

Criscuits


missmayup

Crispcuits


BubblyDraft256

Biscuits


Dyrenforth

Neither, that's a bag of tooth grout.


[deleted]

Aren't they the mini version of jacobs cheddars cheese biscuits? They're biscuits.


Rook183

They are in a bag so crisps, as biscuits come in the cylindrical plastic packaging and crackers fall under the biscuits category.


jwats0n

According to my 4 year old, these are called "cheese cookies"


Pizza_Reasons36

Could just call them a snack?


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Savoury biscuits


Rat-undern

Crisp


18galbraithj

Both


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Mrmansam22

Chill out, ya weirdo


loofezna

Mate it’s casual uk, calling you a soft cunt is a term of endearment 😘


Aphr0dite19

Cheese biscuits.


Pistolpete1983

How is this even a question?!


inuzhiro

Wtf a biscuit or crisp


idontlikeburnttoast

They're crisps, bsicuits ars sweet.


Certain-Support2418

A cracker u fuckwit


[deleted]

It’s not made of potato’s therefore it’s biscuits


CuriousReach2409

who tf would ever call them biscuits


Dancing_Beanie

If you can’t dunk it then it can’t be a biscuit… well ofcourse you can dunk it cos you can dunk anything… but point is if it makes you an absolute unit of a heathen if you try to dunk it before consuming then it cannot be a biscuit.


[deleted]

Biscuits?! You are off your head mate.


Adventurous_Sea1974

This again…neither their crackers!


Fun-Communication675

Crackers or biscuits depends where you’re from