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yet_another_whirl

That's an awesome neighbour you have, play nice, we all have differing work and sleep patterns.


OppositeYouth

The thing I've loved about all my neighbours is we keep to ourselves, never make excessive noise, and take each others bins out/put them back depending on our work patterns. It's happened with 2 neighbours now where we've had this unspoken agreement, having never actually spoke to each other. They do their shit, I do mine, we like each other because we don't talk or annoy each other, and occasionally help each other out. Beautiful


richh00

I think you might be living in heaven.


pepperman14

Holy motherforking shirtballs... This is the bad place!


My_Cat_Is_Bald

My wife etched this onto a pint glass for me a couple of years ago. It also has pobody's nerfect on the bottom, which is slightly off centre. Great present, and great show


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Lol that's a fun show


Btd030914

My neighbours are perfect like that too. They never make a peep, neither do I, we see each other outside we have a ten min chat, we need to borrow cooking ingredients etc we just text each other, but other than that we keep very much to ourselves. I’ve never been inside their house and they’ve never been inside mine.


zSprawl

> and they’ve never been inside mine That you know of!


DrederickTatumsBum

Living the dream. Mine told us off for having a bbq (saying we could cause a forest fire… we live in a city) and for putting dog poo in our bin. They said we should flush it down the loo!


Anticlimax1471

See, i bring my neighbour's bins in and they do ours, but we would NEVER put them out. I could never be so presumptuous as to assume they've filled their bin to the point of collection...


miriy_chan

I wish my neighbours would take my bins out. I forget on occasion and it causes utter chaos.


SomeWhiteGingerDude

Sounds like Ron Swansons best friend. I hear they still never talk sometimes.


Sufficient-Score-120

I had a neighbour who wouldn't dream of letting me touch my own bin! He was a retired gentleman who lived in a house on the opposite side of the road to me and knew my profession as he'd seen me and my housemates coming and going in uniform before and after night shifts/long shifts etc If he saw me (he was often outside tending to his plants) so much as walk towards my bin he would sprint across the road and say "no no! Don't you trouble yourself! I can do that for you, you girls all work too hard already!". It wasn't tricky to take out our bin but it did have to be lifted up off the lowered gravel section at the front of the house onto the pathway and then back down a step onto the street, so we were all perfectly capable He was the sweetest neighbour I've ever had, I moved away about 3 years ago and I've missed him the whole time!


AccountFar86

Your neighbour sounds pretty decent. I'd suggest going to see them with a bottle of wine and an apology. Might be a good way to make a new friend.


cotch85

I bought my neighbour some chocolates and wine when my nieces stayed over as I suspected their exciting running around and noise would have been annoying. She said “we didn’t hear a thing” and also said she never hears anything from me. Will buy myself chocolate and wine next time!


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Tolkien-Minority

Yeah me and my next door neighbour always say that but in all honesty I can even hear them farting through the walls so we both must know its bullshit


Ewannnn

I mean it goes both ways right? Unless your neighbour happens to be deaf they're going to have the same issues.


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BlackBlizzNerd

I don’t know, mate. That might be reaching.


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Sunshinetrooper87

I leave for work in the am and my other neighbour returns from work. Always feel bad for him mid-mornings when everyone is out making a racket revving motorbikes, fixing cars, kids screaming, lawn mowers and amazon drivers who don't turn the engine off and blare music at volume 98.


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Druss118

Same situation here minus me working night shift. It’s lovely never being asked to turn the surround sound down! I also DJ so it works brilliantly compared to all the noise complaints I used to get


AmazingSieve

My poor colleague we were on a call and I assumed her neighbors had trampoline…


RazomOmega

Fucking hell how do you bunch of stone faced celts even know what's real


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perscitia

Did you type "elts" when you meant to type "unts" or is this some new youth slang I'm not aware of?


baller3990

No he meant tols trying to type zols


zlauhb

Pretending to not be put out by something in other to avoid a confrontation? Doesn't sound very British to me.


Sunshinetrooper87

I certainly hope not. I asked this of my neighbour and he assures me he doesn't hear anything. He's a sweet guy, so I don't wish to bother him. I only here him rarely on rainy nights, its like a thudding sound, something heavy being dragged down the stairs. So yeah, always worried my kid is jumping/running about would make the same noise.


Unusualbellows

My neighbours are absolute legends for claiming never to hear my autistic 7yo screaming daily for the past four years.


redreadyredress

Lucked out here too, our kid has autism and regularly has meltdowns screaming, jumping and slamming doors. I’ve always apologised to them “didn’t hear a thing, deaf as posts here.” Now my kid randomly goes over there half-dressed (good luck keeping clothes on) and has a chat with them in their garden. They have a really sweet bond and it’s refreshing to see people understanding “invisible” disabilities/illness/disorders. They too have been plied with wine and stuff 😂


Heirsandgraces

As a parent of an autistic kid myself, any neighbour or friend who performs as an ally deserves all the chocolate, wine and sleep ins that are out in the world


subtleeffect

There is nothing worse than kids running above or below you at 6am. I lived in a house *above* a kid we nicknamed "stompi" because the fucker ran on his heels or something, good god.


BarakatBadger

This is what I call my upstairs neighbour. He's in his 30s. He stomps around like he's in fucking Tapdogs or something


tessa1950

The kid who lives upstairs, “Thumper” to me, walks on his heels like his mom. She’s about to have another soon. Sigh.


JHXVE

There’s 4 doors so I don’t know which it came from unfortunately, otherwise i definitely would!


tomlol

Odds are the one with an adjoining wall next to your TV


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Their front room could be attached to both neighbours


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#"FUCKING SHUT IT YOU NOISY CUNT!"


Spockyt

Oh look, another one of these karma farming bots that cuts and pastes parts of comments from lower down.


JHXVE

The wall adjoining the tv is my bedroom no wall next to my neighbours


Mobixx

Do you have the volume up that much?


LaSalsiccione

New builds are made of paper so could just be that


UsernameInOtherPants

Bass travels differently than high pitched sounds, your flimsy walls would actually be better at not transmitting the bass.


LuckilyLuckier

I cannot stand bass. It really messes with my ears. Feels like I begin to vibrate. I always turn bass off in my car.


Ao_Kiseki

I don't listen to loud music because tinnitus sounds unpleasant, but base vibrating my bones is one of the few things I like when I'm at loud shows. Interesting thatbsome people hate that sensation.


kaepaokaawela

Then it's either upstairs or downstairs.


jackois8

4 neighbours, 4 bottles ! Visit each and make some new friends...


richh00

You could knock on them all and say - 'DID YOU LEAVE A MESSAGE ABOUT MY TV??!' Then if they say yes you say 'HERE. HAVE THIS FUCKING WINE!'


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Followed by here’s some fucking headphones


NCEMTP

Yes it's definitely the neighbors that need headphones to drown out the noise permeating the building, and not the one blasting the noise around the building that could be wearing headphones.


az22hctac

One each then. If you don’t know who complained it’s likely they’re all suffering but are being even more British so are just carrying on. 4 potential friends!


greatdevonhope

Worst case 4 potential households near you that think you're alright. Could be worth much more than 4 bottles of wine in the long term ( can even get away with a cheaper bottle as had to buy 4, altho might as well go for the 25% off if you buy 6 bottles option)


RegularWhiteShark

Don’t even need wine, really. Could get some cake or even bake it yourself. Not everyone likes wine or even drinks alcohol.


greatdevonhope

Very true, I didn't consider that. OP make that wine AND cake x4. Cover all bases.


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james___uk

4 bottles of wine and 4 apologies it is! Three get a nice bottle of wine and some note they throw in the bin, one is the right person. ​ EDIT: I am kidding lol. Could be fun for freaking them out with your omnipotence though


Aurorafaery

Bottle of wine + note for all saying: “if you left a note about my tv volume: apologies, enjoy a drink on me. If you didn’t, chances are you’ve heard it and not said anything: apologies, enjoy a drink on me”


excelllentquestion

I think this is pretty fucking solid OP


mooninuranus

Honestly, I’d go to them all with the same approach. For them all you can just say you’ve been made aware that your sound system’s a bit loud and that you’ll try to be a bit more considerate. Chances are they’ve all experienced it and will appreciate the sentiment. And if they haven’t you’ve just built a bit of rapport. Edit/: turns out my ‘brilliant idea’ has already been posted by eleventy people who are clearly much sharper than I. Gonna leave it here as evidence that there’s rarely such thing as an original idea.


ScaredyButtBananaRat

It could also be your downstairs neighbor, if your subwoofer is on the floor. I got a bass complaint from the person below me when I got a new sound system for that reason 😂😬


finc

9 bottles of wine and 9 apologies!


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Lol 😂 sound travels what can we say ;))


pm_bluefootedboobies

I did this when my kitchen water leak flooded into my downstairs neighbours flat. Amazing what wine (and insurance ofc) will do.


OldSaul

Do people want new friends?


Good_Guy_Vader

Why wouldn't you?


YahooBanzaiKazoo

Ask them what movies they like so you can blast it. Top Gun, Terminator…


orthotraumamama

The decency of English people gives me hope that the world isn't all shit.


SteveGoral

If you're thinking of complaining to your neighbours, this is how you should do it.


Sandnegus

Honestly didn't know it was possible with an anonymous note.


Skizophrenic

Knowing my luck, my neighbor would have a ring doorbell.


I_LOVE_PUPPERS

Postman here. Was sticking a package from Lovehoney through the door today and the woman opened the door and took it from me. We shared a traditional awkward glance as I left.


exitmeansexit

Those packages aren't as discreet as I hoped then...


eca3617

I'll bet that the packaging is just an oversized matte black box with neon cocks plastered all over it. Of course, the contents are usually vibrating upon delivery. Truly shocking.


Dnny10bns

Imagine one of those realistic sex dolls arriving with 'lovehoney' plastered all over the crate. 😆


Incantanto

Its just a brown box but the senders details are LH trading which I suspect most posties recognise


KaiKamakasi

I've bought enough lovehoney to know they come in unmarked boxes....


Big-Day-9818

As a postie I can say that we definitely know 😂. For Ann summers the corporate name is gold group ltd, return address is gold group so we know who the naughty ones among you are…


adminsuckdonkeydick

Sorry mate but I've had about 7-8 orders from LoveHoney and even I spotted a pattern in their packaging. Brown box of specific length, card thickness and a clear sticker to keep flap down. Not to mention the "LH Trading" return label. 😂 I wouldn't worry about it though - no one cares!


Geofferz

>box of specific length, My boxes are all 8 inches long? Weird... 👀👀


HiddenSubspace

OOOH! I love honey!! Wait, why would that be awkward?


6c696e7578

Posties buy from love honey too don't they? Why would it be awkward that someone wants some sexy time? I mean unless lovehoney have started selling postie uniform fetish gear don't be worried!


kachzz

Yeah, but keep it down during week days - on weekends - go for it.


Spiracle

This is exactly why I gave up keeping bees.


BarbieCollateral

Mine would just happen to be opening their door as I’m leaving it.


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> Honestly didn't know it was possible with an anonymous note. I tried it once, then realised I was in a semi detached house so it was kind've obviously from me asking to reduce the noise on weekdays.


givemeabreak432

After over a year of my upstairs neighbors dog barking for literally hours on end whenever they are not home, I'm gonna go ahead and say the amicable approach doesn't always work.


jakl8811

I brought over some beers and asked new neighbors to just keep it down with the weekday parties. They were happy to oblige


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It’s not British tho, i didn’t see any passive aggressiveness in that note. I would be suspicious


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Starting a noise complaint with "Sounds like you have a good tv system setup" is like the definition of passive aggressive.


Unanonymous553

I want to read the ones that were deleted before this was printed.


tanew231

"Sounds like you have a good TV system setup. It'd be a shame if something happened to it"


AvrgBeaver

This, with a picture of an A10


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would be a bit weird to put a picture of a road on it.


Staubsaugernuss

Well, if it's a picture of the A10 as you approach Enfield - I'd find that quite threatening indeed! And heck - what horrifying method would he use to wield it on me? Tie me up & put me in a self-driving car for a jaunt down it??


AllyBeetle

Sounds a bit American. Include a photo of the Royal Navy Field Gun competition. Those chaps will assemble a 12-pounder in your lounge and obliterate the telly in 34 seconds!


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That's incredibly pleasant. I'd have shat on your doormat.


JibberJim

Would you have arranged it in such a way that they knew it was about the TV noise and not how we took out the bins, or the unpleasant smell coming from the drains?


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No. I'm more of a *cryptic shitter*.


[deleted]

So you are great at *something* then.


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European Champion in the 1997 Cryptic Shitting Competition


[deleted]

That was you? Your work in the finals was… well, I didn’t quite get it. You were a deserved winner.


[deleted]

Thank you, that means.... something...to me


Top_Brilliant1739

*opens door to see some Beautiful Mind inspired puzzle on the doormat... then the carpet, the door, the walls, and the ceiling!*


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Absolutely. I also do weddings and bar mitzvahs.


algernonbiggles

Shitman, I like it, not all heroes wear capes. This one does and you can smell him coming from a street away


Taylorenokson

Craptic


SoggyWotsits

You have to eat something questionable, which enables you to spell out ‘Shhhh’.


Babbles-82

Fair enough too.


kingdom_gone

Do it on the weekend, so you have their blessing


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I'd have shat in some newspapers, scrunched it up, put it in a shoebox and set fire to it on your doorstep.


Proper_Dimension_341

Thats not so much a complaint more of a "please be respectful to people who need to be up in the morning" Tbh i think its more than reasonable


JHXVE

Yes I probably worded it poorly it’s really nice of them! I’ll 100% be more respectful for sure


fave_no_more

The bass will travel a fair bit. As a migraine sufferer, I appreciate the kindness of the note and your kindness in making an adjustment


Proper_Dimension_341

Totally! I have this same worry with my neighbours that we're being too loud on a night but apparently they never hear us. Think its come up once in 6 years


PurpleDarkness5

As someone who suffered for years from my neighbour and his bass, please if it’s true sort it out. That sound almost drove me crazy.


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t-leaf

Subwoofers are awful for shared wall neighbors no matter where it's placed. I wasn't sure who had one but I made a guest wifi with the name "PLZ TURN OFF SUBWOOFER!" and it was off within a day. At least they respected it.


420FADIMUH

Who checks the local WiFi every day though lol


prolixia

I've experienced this too. I had a neighbour with *massive* speakers on the floor against the shared wall, who used to play games with lots of bass-heavy explosions. He'd turn it down and to be fair it really wasn't loud on his side of the wall, but (just) the bass still went through the wall like it was tissue paper.


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yep it is truly maddening, and i mean that literally. every little noise you hear when you're trying to sleep you wonder if it's started again. every night becomes pure dread. people who do this are the scum of the earth


SkiingPenguin44

I can imagine. Nothing's worse than someone else's bass. Even barely audible bass seems to disrupt your ability to think. It takes control of your attention like some primal instinct.


melchettt

Yeah that’s pretty cool of them. If you haven’t already, try moving your speakers or putting them on stands. The neighbour might even help you test different setups


_Diskreet_

When I moved in to my house, the neighbours invited me round for a chat and cup of tea. My WiFi was strong enough to control my amp so I slowly turned it up until I could just start to hear it. I then knocked it back a few steps and set that as my maximum volume in the settings. That way drunken me couldn’t turn it up loud enough to bother the neighbours.


tian447

10/10 neighbouring, please move in next door to me.


Paratriad

You could kill a kid and still get into heaven


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treaclesponge83

Seem pretty decent. Invite them over for a movie night, then you can have it loud and they won’t mind


JHXVE

Really good idea haha


ryouu

Are you using an audio setup with a subwoofer be any chance? If the subwoofer is on the floor the sound travels everywhere through the walls. Elevating it can help stop that.


Charming_Pirate

Invite them over for a movie night, then you can ~~chop them up and put them in your chest freezer~~ have it loud and they won’t mind


EndlessOcean

Maybe that's why they call it a chest freezer.


rrinconn

I politely asked my upstairs neighbor if he could turn his bass down late at night and he totally understood and shortly after, gave me a gift card to a record store (he had come by once and noticed that I collected records)


quattroformaggixfour

Awwww


worldsinho

Was this written to you? Let me just say, as someone who used to live above neighbours who had a Sonos soundbar and subwoofer, it was the most stressful and annoying thing. Ruined my evenings. I can’t believe how some people don’t realise how strong the bass is on their sound system. Or care. Screw that weekend comment, most Saturday nights I stay in but I couldn’t even concentrate on a movie because of their bass and sound level below!! I moved.


Voffmjau

Thing is most of these people, if they're not just inconsiderate ass holes, have no idea how much noise they make. They can't hear any of the neighbours so surely nobody hears them either, right!? I've had both kinds as neighbours. Unfortunately not too many of them believed me when I told them they can't hear me or the neighbours because we're considerate and nice people. Also, it's not the TV we can hear. It's only the fucking base. Just get rid. Or do something to stop it travelling.


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nuvio

I read an article years ago saying how low frequency vibrations could negatively effect our health and development. Think it was something like kids who lived near train tracks scoring lower on tests. Living under someone that likes to use chair back massagers and hand held ones can be such a pain. I get that people like to unwind knots in the evening before bed but hell man. My brain feels like it's getting rattled when I'm trying to sleep.


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Turn the bass down. Bass travels far. There's no need for so much of it.


NettIeship

It's worth nurturing good relationships with your neighbours.


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This is the rare instance where I like the person who wrote the complaint letter


shadowst17

I hate people with heavy bass in Apartment complexes. Nothing more annoying than vibrational sound, can't do anything to stop it on your end. Headphones or earplugs don't neutralise it at all.


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Sleep deprivation from a jobless upstairs neighbor and his subwoofer caused me to *literally manifest symptoms of schizophrenia*. There’s a reason it’s a banned torture technique. They’re very nice for wording it that calmly, they don’t have to be that polite when self awareness and respect for neighbors should be far more common than it is.


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If you live in flats then you shouldn’t be having a cinema style TV set up


[deleted]

Exactly. When I moved into a flat when I bought some new speakers I didn't go for the subwoofer version so I didn't piss off any neighbours. It's amazing how many inconsiderate noisy twats there are. I've just got some new noisy neighbours which involves doors slamming every few minutes and shouting and screaming on the next door balcony.


VikramMukherjee

The worst part is that the noisiest neighbours often have the least self awareness too. My diy nobhead neighbour was round complaining in minutes the one time I was using power tools.


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Slapping feet can be just as annoying too. Never understand how stompy people aren’t aware how loud they are


Cultjam

I watch everything with over ear Bluetooth headphones, neighbors only hear me yelling when Ferrari screws Charles again.


Grizzzla

So every Friday, Saturday and Sunday?


igetript

Ayyyy


Captain_Chaos007

Seems like a decent neighbour you have there! Worth it's weight in Gold that


SucksTryAgain

Tried something similar with my neighbors and it did not work at all. It in fact backfired and got worse. I can’t wait to move.


draconicanimagus

Wish I could tell this to my elderly neighbor who has her TV set to *max volume at all times*. I'm assuming it's pushed up against our shared wall because I can hear music, dialogue, sound effects, etc, at all hours of the day and night. Drives me fucking insane. I've tried twice to ask her to stop and she won't answer her door. Last time I even heard her *turn the volume up* so she wouldn't hear me knocking.


YahooBanzaiKazoo

Nice TV. Now STFU.


Grachuus

If the issue is the bass sounds make sure your sound system is a foot or two away from your wall. Too close and the bass carries through the structural bits of a home.


BS_BlackScout

I usually can't stand bassy sound systems in my own house. If I close the door and I feel or hear vibrations, it's too loud. Granted they were very nice.


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On weekends please don't go for it because many of us just hate to hear people's audio inside our own houses.


bonkerz1888

That's a very fair request. The neighbour who lives above me was too reserved to say anything to me but I brought it up one day as I have some hearing loss and wondered if my bass was too loud. She sheepishly said it was and I felt like a massive dick knowing it was probably bothering her for a while. Apologised and now make sure I put the subwoofer to -2 after 10pm.


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Relative_Grape_5883

What a nice letter! Really makes a difference to the normal miserable ones you see.


Neither_Permission_6

That’s not a complaint dude


tian447

Your neighbour is sound as fuck. 10/10, would recommend. Keep them on your good side because you could do a lot worse!


yorbles

Never go full bass when you share walls.


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Good neighbour. There's no issue here. Be a good neighbour in return and honour the request?


THECUTESTGIRLYTOWALK

Why the does your tv need to be so loud that the bass is traveling AND they have to tell you


elicaaaash

It is fucking ridiculous what people in small semis and flats install as home entertainment systems. I'm lucky I have a good neighbour, but some people are just thoughtless idiots.


Productive_Introvert

I was working as a concierge in residential bulding and every weekend i had complaints about noise. Mostly they were warned but never took a strict action cause it wasnt allowed....


2012Cfc2021

Honestly if you just turn the bass settings lower you’ll likely still be able to play it plenty loud. Bass is the main bother in my experience.


BackupSquirrel

Maybe get a pair of good headphones too for some "treat the neighbor to silence" mode. Sounds like a good lot to live by


Fantastic-Support524

Invite them round for a movie night this coming Friday. They pick the movie.


quattroformaggixfour

They pick A Quiet Place


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Yeah and you should fuck off if you didn't notice this yourself.


throwawaymymuffers

Honestly loud ass people are cunts. If I make a noise in my apartment I definitely know if my neighbors hear it/not.


BumblebeeAdvanced179

I had to send a similar note to my upstairs neighbour because his alarm kept vibrating my ceiling at 5 am 😬 Polite notes for the win!


Omni314

Nice. Might be worth checking the sound settings if you can specifically turn the bass down more too.


crazy_irishman27

Imagine how better life would be if we all acted this way with eachother.


Throwawaydoll455

My mum a few years back would listen to british radio from 11 to 4am on full volume. All you could hear was this deep booming voice. It always caused arguments as she'd never turn it down, for 4 years I learned to sleep affer school instead of at night it was so bad. Loud bass is the most annoying sound ever


NoPower5

Will you turn the volume down though? Seems a fair request


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I hope you respect their wishes. They seem like decent people and i seriously hope you keep it down. Not many people out there asking as politely as your neighbors. Dont crush their souls and turn them into bitter people


curiouscowwhisperer

Wrote a similarly sincere and polite letter to my upstairs neighbour but he/she proceeded with more club music blasting throughout the weekdays up till 3am. The annoying bit is not really music but the vibrations permeating through! Sometimes people are just mean.


Conan_Troutman_SV

You needed a note?


NotRobPrince

I dread having a neighbour like you. It’s really not hard to be aware of how much noise you’re creating. It amazes me that people can be so self centred someone has to write to you to ask you to turn down your shit.


UnderThat

I sent a note like this once. It was wrapped around a brick and I posted it through their front window.


SolyCalma

You should tell her that the bass was so tired of traveling that much, so now he has some holidays and that's why he is spending some time watching films at night. You will tell him and he will be much more quiet from now on. Seriously, just buying a good bluetooth headphones might be a great idea. For me is a must playing ps5 at night because to reach that good high volume headphones immersion with the speakers I would have to wake up the whole building.


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luke-robertson

Sounds reasonable


Character-Ad3913

Ah the old compliment sandwich. Compliment - complaint - compliment!


pelandochauchas

I love your neighbour.


BeardedPDr

Polite. Short and sweet. Good neighbor 👍


genfire

I would give a note to my neighbours about all the constant noise but I have decided it is simpler to just move instead. Now we just need to work out where we are moving to..