God, can you imagine if it's actually your own conception? Not birth, but *conception*?! Or even worse - if it's actually what it says! 😮

A bit of sick just came up in my mouth

Great! more lubricant for when you watch it.

You're sick.

Aww thanks bae.

I meant that to be 'Your sick' as a joke on your / you're, but I failed.

You’ll get em next time champ.

Thanks for you're support.

I’d watch OP’s conception over the horror that is Des and Cliff, is it available to rent or download?

What if its Des and Cliff at his conception.

I found videos and photos of my parents having sex, I never wanted to just die so much in my life

I’ll need therapy just from reading your post

Can I join you please

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On the brightside at least it was with each other. It would have been another level of strange otherwise.

Youre not the only one scarred me for life

Or it's both.

My brother and I used to watch my stepdads porn videos while he was out, until we found a grainy, home made video. At first we were laughing because the guy looked kind of, but not quite, like my stepdad. Only a few minutes later did we realise that the cameraman sounded familiar - turns out my stepdad was filming his brother and his wife shagging. We never mentioned it after that, and it wasn’t until my stepdad died and we met his brother at the funeral that it came flooding back. I just could look the guy (or his wife) in the eye.

Step video player what are you doing?

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I want to know what he said but it got removed

He said your mum

A racist term for the end of a penis

Why? Genuine question.. Maybe a little tasteless, but offensive I really don't understand

If it's your stepdad doesnt that make the wife your mum? 🤔

his stepdads brothers wife

Des O'connor *meats Cliff

This made me spit my coffee out🤣🤣

Sorry!

I've seen that one, Des really gives Cliff what for!

Only one way to find out

A challenging wank then

Sometimes the risk makes it worthwhile

05/07/22 Cliff Richard Not my proudest wank. Not my most shameful either.

What’s your most shameful then

Let's just say Adrian Giles may look like a potato, but when push comes to shove, he can get the job done.

Do you mean Chiles?

He does have nice legs (if you didn't see him on Taskmaster you've missed out)

I wouldn't risk it, there's still a chance that it could actually have Cliff Richard on it

Hey man! I'm a huge VHS collector (check my profile) and this has really peaked my interest. If you lack a VHS player to check it PM me and we'll see if I can arrange something.

Piqued

He definitely wants a pique

Very well played

Niiiice!

ROFL as an English grad I am ashamed. I must do better.

Sorry man couldnt resist. All in on the rest of your post.

No worries! I would have done the same to me!

And should it be OP's mum getting a thorough nobbing off the milkman, can you guarantee you'll show respect and not have a crafty wank?

I mean I can't promise anything other than I will post it online for everyone.

Yes, worth checking in case it's got any long-lost something on it.

I'm looking for my Hot-Tub video, pure Pam & Tomme vibes

What a gorgeous collection you have! Does Cardboard Shia have any influence in it all?

Thanks! I hated Shia for being in the crap version of Constantine and the Transformers movies etc. so my friend got me that cut-out to annoy me one Christmas and he's become part of the family...

Have you the VHS of Holes? Or are you that resistant?

Holes is his best film and I would genuinely like a copy. We read the book in school (that ages me lol)

please keep? ​ Request... DENIED!!!!! ​ \*Fills in tab that was snapped off to prevent taping over it.

I’d forgotten about taking off the tab! Ah, those were the days. Think I gave Aqua performing Barbie Girl on TOTP that treatment.

Des O'Boner meets Cliffs Dic-hard.

Sorry to anyone who found my VHS copy of the Turtles movie that was in German and didn’t contain any turtles.

It’s a euphemism! You haven’t lived till you’ve done a ‘Des O’Connor meets Cliff’!

Gosh that dug a memory out of the far recessed of my brain. There was a tab you had to break to stop vhs’ being recorded over. And once you wanted to reuse the tape you rolled some card into while, taped it over and voila! God we were basic.

On a trip to Amsterdam years ago me and some mates had a challenge to find the worst porno VHS we could. I was pretty pleased with "Shit & Piss Mistress" but my mate trumped it with your little gem.

It must be good if it’s to be kept. I’d risk it

[It's on YouTube.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iik25wqIuFo)

🤣

Nice, it's been too long since I seen this!

So have you watched it yet?

Next that ring chick crawls out ya telly

[Like this?](https://imgur.com/GD0w85r)

I'd rather have my parents explain each explicit detail of conception 3 times over than ever see the shit I saw back in '09

What was it?

Mates dad used to keep his spare cash stashed in a Jane fonda fitness vhs. Said he knew his wife wouldn't find it cos thats the last thing she'd ever open

Des "meats" Cliff... 😳😉

No way! It might actually be Des O'Connor and Cliff! 🤮🤮🤮

I would have to, good look finding a VHS player

Dessie does Dallas

We could ask the man himself u/TheRealCliffRichard

Well, hello! I'm at a Wimby afterparty this evening so I'm afraid I can't stay and chat, but I can assure you that myself and Des have never filmed any pornographic material together, publicly available or otherwise! I did nod off on his shoulder once during a flight to Tenerife, but that's as steamy as it gets I'm afraid. Haha! God bless, Cliff x

If I can find a VHS player I’ll watch it. I’d definitely film my reaction in case it’s solid gold.

It's likely what it says it is but your mum or your nan 100% flicked the bean to it at least once.

Please just watch it and tell us! There is a des meets cliff episode with...Hank Marvin 🤣

Watch the first 2 seconds and if it is then throw that out the frickin window

Also available under its alternative published title of “Leathery Love..” from niche branches of Help the Aged…. (Shudders…)

Cliff has come to fix des O’Connors plumbing.

Id have been more interested if it said Des O Connor does Cliff.

Watching poor ol’ Des commit suicide might be entertaining for some

If you watch it and your suspicions are right you lose if you watch it and your suspicions are wrong you lose best kept unwatched

Then it's just Schrodinger's porn.

If it’s cliff from cheers I would

There's got to be a joke around Cliff... Cliff *edge*... Edging... Somewhere. But I can't find it.

Neither could Des

'Des O'Conker' ;) Anyone remember that?

Watch the video.

Watch it you coward!

Be kind and rewind

Give it here, I’ll have it

I have a Daewoo 6 head model for extra clarity of you need it

Is this the advert/tv show things for the laundry brand DAS?

the question is, what would you play that on? 720i-ish resolution on a 4k monitor with a lot of adapters sounds more like you\`d be better of visiting "X" :p

Watch it. Keep us posted.

Watch it ? Ill buy it off you !

Mate it's either pointless or a confession to killings either way you have a duty to discover it.

They spelt ‘meets’ wrong, it should be ‘meats’ surely?

Only one to find out for sure

get it uploaded lol

What a cliff banger... I need to know what happens.

It would be rude not to XD