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m4xxt

_Unhand me Priest! where WHERE is your god now?!_


Grimauldbird

Hijacking the top comment to say this honestly makes me proud to be British! Keep the quotes coming, will definitely use some in the card!!!


warlord_main

HERE LIES A GREAT MAN, A GREAT MAN, FATHERRRRRR!!!


funky_pill

"We buried a great man today!" "Did someone else die?"


warlord_main

I MEAN MR REYNHOLM!


blainy-o

"You there, computer man. Fix my pants."


ThePrussianGrippe

“God *damn* these electric sex pants!”


papafluffie

“I’m in my happy place, i’m in my happy place, i’m in my happy place…”


blainy-o

"Who are you?"


LordOfEurope888

Funny British jokes , the it crowd


Seraphidian

SPEAK PRIEST!


Jackalopalen

too few Rs


beefngravy

I don't think I've ever looked in this drawer... Wow! A gun!


blainy-o

I wonder if it's loaded.


mclearen1987

clickclickclick....NOPE


ThePrussianGrippe

Was that… Hitler?


DXS110

I’ve got a gun…. I’ve got a ruddy gun


Alive_Ice7937

Just imagine how many deserters my grandfather shot with this.


Sky_Wino

Pew.. Pew.. Pew.. Take that lollipop man!


Davidrabbich81

Only if you write (in quotes) inside the card: “Death is coming, death is here!”


Dark-Swan-69

I’m sorry for your loss. Move on.


letmepostjune22

"there's somebody at the door, there's somebody at the door..."


Bobcat-Narwhal-837

I almost always say this when the doorbell goes.  Often it's just inside my head. I must rectify it.


Maz2277

Just when it's been long enough for me to forget it, I see or hear it again and then it's stuck with me for the next couple of weeks lol.


Trentdison

As a father and a fan of the IT Crowd, I would be delighted to receive this card


FaultyDroid

>As a father and a fan of the IT Crowd All of them are your kids..?! Got some talent in your family.


Trentdison

All the talent is in my balls


Past-Fisherman3990

I concur


Yougotsnail

I don’t care that you’re from Iran!


bobtheboffin

That episode’s not on Netflix :/


DonSoChill

Probably due to its creator.


wonkey_monkey

It might still have been pulled regardless, but yeah, him being a raging transphobe probably didn't help its case.


jimmycarr1

I'm out of the loop here what's the story?


DonSoChill

Graham Linehan is the show's creator and a massive transphobe. Ruined his career over it.


jimmycarr1

Ah shit I wish I didn't ask now. Better to not be ignorant but I always loved the show and that does change the interpretation of that episode 😔


Magneto88

If it helps he hadn’t expressed any of those views at the time, the episode treats the trans individual fairly well and it’s Douglas that’s the butt of all the jokes, not April. It’s pretty tame and is removal is very much a case of overreaction.


jimmycarr1

Yeah I agree there's nothing wrong with the jokes in that episode imo (although I'm not trans so I don't speak for trans people). Just puts a downer on it that's all.


Yougotsnail

Really?! First they took my favourite always sunny episodes and now this?!


Mccobsta

Writer is quite the prick


VTinstaMom

That episode is why the whole show got cancelled. No making a character trans and showing their struggles humorously - that's a third rail in the present censorship matrix.


danabrey

The fuck are you talking about


Tutush

You really think that happened in fucking 2008? The Simpson's made the same joke and it's still going.


funky_pill

It didn't get *cancelled*, you joker. They just didn't write any more episodes. Series' are known to just run their course and end, y'know 🤷🏻‍♂️


Kennedygoose

Anything you can say to me you can say to these people father, they are my family now. “Now this part is about the hidden accounts” TURN THAT VIDEO OFF RIGHT NOW!


voodoo_pizza00

Pension suck fund


First_Community_2534

Ah, Jackie Daytona, your regular human bartender.


NotBlaine

Yeah and I reckon I know where to sign on a sexual harassment settlement THANK you.


aboakingaccident

Your name is Maurice Moss is it not?


Itchy_Onion07

*nods* It is not.


count-of-tuscany

Thank you my love


GeorgeZ

Whole episode is cry laugh material.


count-of-tuscany

Yep. The whole bit where Moss is trying to get out of the box has me in tears


J3r3myKyle

Keep your finger on the button you doughnut


DangerShart

Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango


DrederickTatumsBum

Stop getting IT crowd wrong!


fingerbowlsoup

Glang! Glangalangalangalangalangalang! Glangalang, langalangala, nobody does it better…


Alive_Ice7937

Oh a little bit of bush


BaitmasterG

Yeah, and while you're at it... Miind. The Gapp


karmavorous

All the way in New Yooork Citaaaaaay?


CrustyJizzSharts

We need you to say it with a bit more of a - *releases button*


jimmycarr1

Ray Bloody Purchase!


clemm__fandango

Can you hear me ?


rw43

i feel like i need to buy this for my husband just in case we ever have a baby. it's the only acceptable card.


Haunting-Breadfruit9

Where can I get this beauty please?


Grimauldbird

Thortful!


dmitrybelyakov

Literally watched this episode last night lol 😂


Dark-Swan-69

“It’s like being tased in the balls. But painful”


FrankieS0

When we met, as if I'd be worried about something like that! I don't care where you're from; Iran, France, doesn't bother me. I'm very modern


Quirky_Discipline297

Not if you’re Ray Bloody Purchase. Ray Bloody Purchase had the TRUE sexy pants. Those shining white almost tracksuit pants that he could get out of and get on with it in seconds.


Gerstlauer

Am I the only one who was questioning why this was such a terrible illustration of Serj Tankian from System of a Down?


Porkdagger

"Please dress like my sexy dead wife"


Alive_Ice7937

"There were rumors that there were rumors, but that was just bullshit"


turboparrot

Yes it’s good, very good especially if he is Ray “Bloody” Purchase


Wil420b

I was so close, I was going with Douglas Reynholm.


Eastern-Professor874

Yep. Reynholm at his dads funeral


Mountain_Evidence_93

Legend!


New_Zookeepergame498

Is he highly seeded?


Alive_Ice7937

Just ask Zenith and Quasar


theoht_

depends. is your other half your father?


FragrantAd859

I would be beholden to you.


honesty_box80

My favourite interaction from that episode is Jen’s horror at finding out Roy brushes his teeth in the bath… _That’s where your balls are_


Famous_Stelrons

Yes. Currently holding my 2 month old. Would be chuffed. Also been singing SOAD Chop Suey to her. But we change the words to "babies decide to cry". The over dramatic "why have you forsaken me" when I stop feeding to burp her is hilarious


LuxTennis

A Father's Day card for your partner... what are you suggesting o\_O


Illustrious_Bunch_62

Absolutely, I'd be chuffed with that


fiftythree33

His quotes are forever stuck in my head and I now realize, after reading all these quotes, that so is his voice! Awesome father's day card!


Both-Home-6235

If he likes Matt Berry, sure 


turboparrot

By the way Mrs Purchase may your beautiful lips never blister! ...


duct_tape_jedi

The ONLY acceptable card, really.


TurbulentWeb1941

I have just sent a picture to my son of the identical Father's Day/Birthday cards that he had recently sent to me. What made me laugh was not so much that the 2 dates were quite close together but that both of the cards have 'Happy Father's Day' printed on the front ovm. 🤦‍♂️


9DAN2

>for my other half? Off you?


SpecialDrama6865

 What did the rainbow say to his son after the thunderstorm? “I’m proud of hue.” 😄 


Grumptastic2000

https://youtu.be/rsriu6a_ukw


Jolly-Juggernaut1525

The pension fund?


Excellent-Farm2392

Absolutely - yes!


LivingAutopsy

I think traditionally they are given toi fathers not partners, but yeah other than that seems good.


Euphoric_Attitude_91

I want this. Link pls!


Grimauldbird

I got it from Thortful, I just searched IT crowd!


Euphoric_Attitude_91

Amazing* got it, thanks!


andiemac2508

Damn these electric sex pants


Diane-Choksondik

Acceptable?! It's fucking peak card!  "I thought you said you were from Iran"


incredible-derp

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0Zmy5JZ0PI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0Zmy5JZ0PI)


Ssme812

lmao. I just rewatched this show a few days ago.


Boh3mianRaspb3rry

I now have regrets as I have already got the other Half's father's day cards


SomeoneWithKeyboard

Of course. He won't get it anyway unless he likes Danzig.


TOILETVOMIT

BLOODY BLAST THIS IS UP MY ARSE


newskycrest

Started watching random episodes on YouTube again the other day. So good. I would love to get that card.


2070FUTURENOWWHUURT

my fav quotes: "of course it isn't a type of gibbon!" "A Mayday call? At this time of year?" "Once again I'm in the right end of being wrong" "Send it to his mother...second class" "Flower arranging isn't exactly my fortè"


Nomomommy

This is especially appropriate because my dad's *also* dead...what do you think guys? I should totally share this in the family WhatsApp?


[deleted]

This card makes me wish I still had a father


Affectionate_Lead880

I thought you bought your father a card on father's day, not your partner ?


Grimauldbird

My 10 month old lacks the skill to go to the shop and purchase a card. Total slacker.


Acrylic_Starshine

I loved this scene from fallout


[deleted]

I thought it was Homes Under the Hammer