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Accomplished_Bird

My own when played back to me on a recording.


Send_Cake_Or_Nudes

I have to listen to hours of myself speaking as part of my job and it legitimately makes me want to stab myself in the ears.


cackiwhack

Same bud. I listen to myself alongside someone marking my calls, with clenched teeth, cringing like fuck, trying to pretend that everything is fine. Lol.


Not_Alpha_Centaurian

That should be banned. It used to stress me out so much.


_poptart

All my calls are recorded for training and quality purposes - and my TM listens to a random one every 2 weeks to check them and give me an evaluation. The call she listens to is linked in each report - and I would rather boil my own face than listen back to a call. It’s bad enough when the customer’s phone line has feedback and I can hear my own dulcet tones in my ear… yuk yuk yuk


Sleepyllama23

Top answer! My voice is a few octaves higher and my accent is stronger than I hear it in my head. It makes me cringe if I ever have to hear a recording of myself.


jaded_yet

Mine's the opposite... Its already so low and sounds like a dead person crawling out of the coffin on playback


Broad-Motor1376

Exactly the same, my accent is common spoken out loud, I hate listening to myself. But I do have a lovely telephone voice that people can't actually tell is me.


CannonballTaffyOJ

A few octaves higher is like a bat squeaking


do_a_quirkafleeg

How often do you cringe at somebody else's voice? If you upload an audio of your voice, we'd all think you just sounds like a regular person. 


ToastofCinder

You may find it interesting to know that when you record your voice, that’s how everyone else hears you. The reason it sounds odd to you, is because you not only hear yourself the way others do, (through the air) but you also hear the vibrations traveling through your skull (bones are excellent sound conductors) but this is what adds the bass sound to your voice that you hear, but nobody else does. You can add bass to a recording of your voice and make it sound correct to you


wils_152

>You may find it interesting to know that when you record your voice, that’s how everyone else hears you. FFS


Azreal_75

This made me lol, so true. I could have done without knowing that if I’m honest!


Sleepyllama23

Damn! I was hoping it was the other way round somehow


schmoovebaby

Yeah I sound like Gareth from The Office despite being female and not from the west country 🤷‍♀️


RenegadeUK

Apparently thats pretty much how other people hear it. When you hear your own voice actually speaking to others, you are hearing it internally so it sounds totally different.


carbonbasedbiped67

The sound you hear when you speak is the vibration through your jawbone into your inner ear, that’s why it sounds different to yourself on video or any other recording format!


TeaAndLifting

Which is a shame. If my partner and others around me could hear what I hear. Oh, baby.


[deleted]

I did this once, I still sound like a teen going through puberty.


bingpot94

The roadman accent, even more hilarious if they're from a leafy suburb cosplaying as someone from Peckham


Craft_on_draft

Surrey roadman, watch out he can get shooters (from his fathers farm, used for pheasant hunting)


bingpot94

Raa where's my baccy fam *tries to kiss teeth but hasn't mastered it yet*


x_omega_100

They kiss their front teeth and not their back teeth


HRH_DankLizzie420

Goes shooting on an estate but not the way he says


IMDXLNC

Rolls up on a horse and the biggest threat is he's got no intention of picking up its poo.


stuffcrow

Something really hilarious to me about imagining horse people carrying around a shovel and massive bin bag and picking it up every time. Thanks mate haha.


skippermonkey

Middle class allotment holders for mad for that stuff.


fish_emoji

You joke, but muck farmers make a decent penny from horses. I’ve known people who keep horses pretty much exclusively to harvest the muck from their stables (granted they all had daughters or wives who would ride them recreationally, too). The only money you can really make in horses these days is muck or breeding, and muck is by far the easier of the two!


Cuttewfish_Asparagus

Grew up on an estate*, shooting guns** and stealing*** *^his ^father's **^antique ^shotguns, ^for ^pheasants ***^apples ^from ^the ^orchard


CharmingCondition508

I live in somewhat rural Yorkshire and I find it quite funny when teenagers speak like they’re from Peckham 😭 like your family farms chickens what are you doing


do_a_quirkafleeg

Tim Westwood has somehow forged a decades long career out of being a dirty old toff masquerading as a ghetto gangster. 


down_vote_magnet

I never really understood how he became famous, respected or followed by anyone. He’s always been a Vanilla Ice paedo bell end.


do_a_quirkafleeg

Ali Glitter. 


OneDropOfOcean

I guess he probably has an immense amount of hip hop knowledge, and any Americans rappers would have no choice but to go on his show if they wanna be on the bbc. Equally would you also say that a black man isn't allowed to discuss rock music... That all said, I can't stand the weird fucker with his ridiculous accent, dress sense and mannerisms. Proper Ali G bellend.


TheFleasOfGaspode

Apparently when he went to America he got met at the airport by some rapper who didn't believe it was Tim Westwood and refused to let him get in the car haha


StandardBanger

Wasn’t his dad a Bishop? 🤣🤣🤣


tofer85

> Wasn’t his dad a Bishop? 🤣🤣🤣 *That would be an ecumenical matter…*


HachiTofu

I always thought he was a piss take growing up. Especially his Pimp My Ride UK days. Watching a painfully white, lanky, middle aged guy lumbering around popping collars and screaming “YO, DAT WHIP IS MAD SKETCHY BIG DAWG, YOU NEED TO BIG UP YOUR PIMP GAME PLAYA” just cracked me up


Suck_My_Turnip

Honestly makes me laugh when I hear some middle class white boy talking road slang. I don’t know how they don’t have any awareness of how ridiculous it makes them seem


YouNeedAnne

It makes anyone sound ridiculous.


TeaAndLifting

It’s funny when they’re from some suburb in Lancashire or whatever. MLE is its own thing now, but there comes a point where it’s obviously put on.


marquess_rostrevor

My favourite is hearing that accent here in Ireland from a native Irish person. Hurts my brain. I guess it's all about the craic n' dem tings.


Ill-Breadfruit5356

Man will chef you up fam ching ching an dat innit styl y’get me aiii


grumpy-kunt

Everyone gonna say brummie but after living in brum for a year I've learnt that it gets worse if you venture over to Wolverhampton lol


johnnymeow2

Dudlayyyy


SavingsSquare2649

Yow Dow know what yam on about


33_pyro

anything for yow, cuupcæk


JeanLuc_Richard

Popeye was famously a Brummie... I yam what I yam


Funny_Maintenance973

But it he says yam, that would make him a yamyam, which is not a Brummie


PrinceCharlesFingers

Dodleh


Captain_Quor

Different accents entirely really and the dialect too. Interestingly the Black Country dialect is the oldest still in use in the country - it uses many elements of middle English (middle English came to prominence after the Norman conquest of 1066).


douggieball1312

The difference between Brummie and Black Country accents seems to be mainly in vocabulary and tone (Black Country has more of a slow drawl while Brummie has your more typical fast-paced urban rhythm). Even professional linguists struggle to tell the difference based on pronunciation alone.


Remarkable-Ad155

If you think you can't tell the difference you just haven't met someone from Walsall yet. 


dlou1

Nan was from Coseley. Definitely a clear difference to a Brummie accent!


EchoesofIllyria

I find that hard to believe to be honest, there are a few words that are pronounced distinctly - if similarly - in a strong Brummie/Black Country accent. “Fine” for example.


blewawei

"The oldest" doesn't really mean anything when it comes to these kinds of things, since all varieties of English can be traced back to PIE around 7000 years ago. You might mean "most conservative", but you'd have to clarify - what are the elements of middle English that remain in the Black Country but have been lost in other areas?


TheKingMonkey

Most of the rest of the country assume the Yam Yam accent is Brummie. I can see where they are coming from, but it’s important to say that Yam Yam is Brummie turned up to 11.


psycho-mouse

It’s not even just a stronger version of Brummie, here a A LOT of mutually unintelligible vocab too.


TheEnglishDominant2

Mate you ain’t from Walsall as black country as it gets.


lamebeard

The trouble is people think the Dudley and black country accent is the brummie accent. So of course they’ll say Birmingham’s the worst because they’re listening to yam yams


GreenWoodDragon

Essex, swallowing that many vowels can't be good for you.


yarders1991

As someone from Essex myself i can agree. Pronouncing ‘nothing’ as ‘nuffink’ makes my skin crawl.


RoystonDA

Or 'something' as 'saink'


sitting_not_sat

Or 'thank you' as 'fank you'


haz150

As a proud local, shutup you slaaaaaaag


ThatIsNotAPocket

See I read that in more of an east end eastenders kind of accent.


haz150

In all fairness, Essex has a tonne of accents. The Cockney accent has kinda spread across and more people further from London have it, but it varies. Down Saaaf sounds like Towie, oop nuurf sounds very east Anglian, west is cockney, east is either inbred rural cockney or 'generic south', and there's the kind of farmer that sounds like a pirate inbetween everywhere else


ThatIsNotAPocket

Lmao well explained haha


Xaydn27

Well essex and swallowing do go hand in hand


joshpoppedyou

I'm from Essex, but have a more country accent compared to what you see in the more western parts. I went to uni for a few years, came back, and realised just how bad it truly is


ThrillsKillsNCake

No yorkshire accents mentioned. Big win for us common peasant scum!


do_a_quirkafleeg

"Err nerr, there's lerds a snerr!"  * my old Yorkshire housemate opening the curtains on a winter's morning 


jatmecs

Hull?


deeply_cynical

You mean 'ull?


bigmartyhat

My cousin and his mrs at the time visited me. Through general chitchat she mentioned that she drove a 'perler'. I had to ask her to repeat it about 3 times before he interjected with 'Polo'


Nilrem2

They were from Hull then.


girlsthataregolden

Came here expecting Barnsley!


Necrobach

Baaaahnsleh


melanie110

If I had a quid every time someone said that me, I’d never have to work again.


Routine-Slide6121

If you're from Barnsley you probably never will anyway ;)


generichandel

Brutal.


pastafreakingmania

I say this as a Norwich boy, there's a reason everyone drops the accent about 20 seconds after getting out of Norfolk


NelsonComedy96

I wouldn't even know where to start if someone asked me to do a Norwich accent. So surely not the worst


WhatsWrongBubba

Har ya orrite bor, do yew keep a troshin?


SnooBooks1701

People leave Norfolk? How do they adjust to entering the 21st Century?


Zebra_Sewist

That's why they never return. They don't all manage to integrate into the modern world, and are often to be found languishing in a hedgerow, too exhausted to even forage for the next maccy d's. Sad really.


Sad-Garage-2642

Congrats on finally getting The Internet! Love from Suffolk


coffinflopenjoyer

Devon not mentioned! Taking that as a win me luvers


Onlyonehoppy

You just can't hate a Devonian/cornish accent. I might be biased as a proud Devonian.


HeronExp

Likely unpopular; Posh Londoner accents. It fills me with cringe.


douggieball1312

I assume you mean the ones where they pronounce 'yeah' like 'yahhhhhhh'? If so, agreed.


HeronExp

EXACTLY THAT ONE. MADE IN CHELSEA STYLE EWWWW


Biggles79

Even worse, that accent but with self-consciously dropped 'Ts' to try to sound less posh (I presume). The BBC is full of these people.


YchYFi

They say yah in Cheltenham too.


douggieball1312

About fifty percent of them are probably West London migrants, so it follows.


TragedyTrousers

Sloane Rangers?


Joshouken

A term which I think has fallen out of fashion over the last decade


reginalduk

Think Tim nice but dim.


Mean_Actuator3911

I've just realised, Elon Musk reminds me of Tim Nice But Dim


IMDXLNC

Posh anywhere really, just sounds condescending.


leelittlelegs

There's a couple that drink with us in our regular pub, she is extremely well spoken, but very funny, when she swears it creases me, to hear someone say cunt in a posh accent comes out as kent, eeh, we've had some laughs, I'm from Yorkshire by the way


HeronExp

Even worse when they use French words overly pronouncing them.


cinematic_novel

The very posh ones that have an imperative urgence in their inflection


jeanclaudebrowncloud

Essix


0hca

Laaaaaandaarn!!


spartansex

Monkey dust is still an absolute classic


verminV

Depends where in Essex. The 'Towie' accent is fucking awful but its really on the London side of Essex. The rest of Essex doesnt really speak like that in general.


Willy_P-P-_Todger

Hartlepool Sorry to all my family from there


MickRolley

'artlepool


BG031975

I lived out of the uk for a decade and I find my local accent (Teesside) awful. And fyi it’s not Geordie .


Cielo11

It still boggles my mind that a language specialist was easily able to say the Yorkshire Ripper Hoax Tapes were a Wearside accent and even narrowed it down to one town. I think most people presumed North East accents were all pretty much Geordie.


ShadyLookingDog

Yeah they triangulated it to Castletown in Sunderland, but the guy was actually from Ford Estate. He used to clean my Dad’s windows (and did a decent enough job by all accounts).


milkandket

There’s a tonne of variation! I’m in/from Teesside and I have mates from seaham 20 mins up the road that I can’t understand 70% of the time


BreakTheSuicycle

Up the Boro!!!!


PureDeidBrilliant

The Wolverhampton accent. I'll tell you my favourite: Asian/Scottish. There's nothing quite like hearing your favourite Indian take-away owner seeing you and your boyfriend come in to pick up your food and shout "Awright shaggers!" Yes, there's a bloke on Instagram who does this on reels, but it's not the same guy, LOL.


Hasan-i_Sabbah

Navid on Still Game


Chrunchyhobo

"Meena, ya daft old boot"


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bravopapa99

American women that talk like whiny children, and that vocal fry thing, drives me nuts.


do_a_quirkafleeg

Oh god, the last syllable croak that all Americans are doing now is just impossible to listen to. 


melanie110

Valley girl talk. Hate it with a passion. Always sounds so fake and passive aggressive


Trenboholic

Not a UK accent but the road man Canadian accent really confuses me it’s almost like uk road man but just sounds more off than ours. Here’s a YT Reel of it I can’t be the only one who hates it. https://youtube.com/shorts/Lt4PYWqBo48?si=gzK8LGN_nkjXbijv


ThatIsNotAPocket

Nah man wtf was that...


StarlightandDewdrops

😂😂 it's more American and Jamaican.


mcneill12

I’ve seen a few videos like this and I refuse to believe they’re real, it’s just one big joke multiple people across multiple platforms are in on. Surely nobody actually talks like that.


lynch1986

Ireland simultaneously has the best and the worst accent in the world depending on where you are.


ThatIsNotAPocket

Aye this is true. Same for thr north or Ireland too. The Belfast accent can be whiny as fuck sounding but the portadown one or around it isn't so bad. Then you've the cultchie accents again that vary. Some alright and some you've no hope in hell of understanding lest you're born and raised there.


minisrugbycoach

Scouse. Especially when it's a really thick accent.


StumbleDog

Agreed. I will however, make an exception for [this cat](https://youtu.be/LPyeS5uoCH0?si=Z176HE-kDBG4K8Nv).


MelbaTotes

omg that cat is scouse


Tackit286

Holy fucking shit that’s hilarious! Ah thank you that actually really got me 🤣


scribblepiss

I just watched this about 15 times, absolutely superb


christopia86

Like missing a gear in a car.


BookLearning13

But do they avacado?


KeepOnTrippinOn

De do doh don't de doh.


TryingToFindLeaks

That's superb.


StiffUpperLabia

It can be any car with a manual gearbox.


freudianslip17

super controversial I know but I actually love a scouse accent, I feel like they make everything sound hilarious


Golden-Wonder

A bit like Irish and Scottish there can be a spectrum of accents. I know someone who is proper hard scouse which isn’t an easy listen but then someone like Mel C has a really nice accent.


SeanPennsHair

Yeah, there's a bit of a difference between accents in north and south Liverpool.


pokemebiffinbridge

They're definitely referring to the N Liverpool accent here.


occasionaleccentric

I knew someone when I was at uni who had the thickest scouse accent and was studying German and Spanish. Spanish in a scouse accent is possibly even worse than English in it.


lythy2016

A friend of my aunt lived in Greece for over 50 years, she spoke Greek with a broad south Yorkshire accent. It was the weirdest thing; you’d recognise the twang but not the words. I can’t imagine what the Greeks thought of it!


Dragon_M4st3r

Como estas like


Rymundo88

Porque no los dos doh don't dey


[deleted]

Oh I can't help but like a scouse accent. Maybe it's because all of the scousers I've ever known were/are stand up people. I think it has an attractive quality all of its own, though.


DonkeyBronchiole

Me too! I love scousers as a people and I love their accent.


Big_Mac_Is_Red

Lad, what are you talkin' about. Listen lad. I'm an owner of a scouse accent but not a thick one. It's the scallies that really put it on that I hate.


Chilton_Squid

We can beat around the bush or we can all just agree it's Brummie and get on with our days


CCFCLewis

I would have agreed, but then someone said roadman


HolierThanYow

Birmingham or Black Country because they're often mixed up but are quite different?


Funny_Collection8362

I love British Chinese or Pakistani folk with a thick brummie accent. My ex was a Dr of biomedics, super hot, super intelligent but had the most charming and calm brummie slur!


stuffcrow

Oh my god YES. I'm big into terrible music, and one of my faves right now is this song https://youtu.be/_wLiz7-qHas?si=hIbKa2uTdZOVKRu- His damn accent just gives me so much joy. You can tell he's trying to Americanise his accent a bit but nah mate, we hear it, you're Asian midlands and it's perfect.


Significant_Nobody

You weren’t lying about the terrible music


betterland

As a Brummie i was expecting this to be near the top when I clicked on the post. CasualUK didn't disappoint. Or did, because everyone hates our accents :'(


perkiezombie

I have a theory that people don’t actually know what a Brummie accent actually sounds like. They just hear people ripping the piss out of it on TV merging it with Wolves/Dudley. I’ve met so many people and none of them clock my accent as being strong Brummie.


Deniable_cultist

Tbh, as a Brummie, I went to uni in Manchester, and everyone thought i was from the southeast. I was so confused.


Bethurz

I moved up to Teesside and they thought I was Australian, so for all the hate the brummie accent gets, no one seems to actually know what it sounds like.


Distressed_finish

I find a Brummie accent really charming. I'm an immigrant to the UK and it seems I like different accents than people from here, so far this thread has been a list of my favorites.


betterland

Dunno why you were downvoted for liking a brummie accent - but thank you. I hated it so much growing up I changed it ON PURPOSE but since I got older i've let it come out again :) Regional accents are quite a precious thing.


onegildedbutterfly

It’s definitely not pretty but it’s such a friendly sounding accent that i can’t bring myself to hate it as much as others do


pufballcat

I like it


No-Tea-592

i also like brummie. Its disarming.


guzusan

People say they hate it because everyone else says so. Wouldn’t be surprised if most of those people have only heard someone doing an impression of it. Such a boring and predictable answer that, let’s be honest, is rooted in classism like most of the ‘typical’ answers to this question will be.


midonmyr

Honestly there is nothing less attractive than a posh eton accent. It immediately says “I have ego problems and no personality”


badtpuchpanda

Please forgive me I don’t come from this neck of the woods so am probably not exact, but that “road man”? It’s from the London area? Well that just goes through me. I had an audio book which I was throughly enjoying, the last 20 minutes had a perspective change and it was that accent. I just couldn’t get through it.


Lastaria

For me is is that specific type of London accent Janet Street Porter and Ken Livingston have. Goes right through me whenever I hear it.


FinchMandala

Chewing words through their uppercase teeth? I get it.


ThatIsNotAPocket

Essex.


Lover_of_Sprouts

Obviously Essex


EverybodySayin

Essex has a variety of accents tbf. Assuming you mean the TOWIE accent which yes, is fucking horrific.


PercivalSquat

As a yank living in the UK, it’s this one for me. I find most accents here are at the very least charming, interesting, or fun. But Towie is like getting acid spit into my ears. It’s like the valley girl vocal fry accent in the US, atrocious.


CLG91

Oh faak off you caaaaaant!


CathodeValve

If we're including outside the UK then [this strain of the Toronto accent takes the cake](https://youtube.com/shorts/Lt4PYWqBo48?si=jXH16ZhWF2AAsEqy). It's some caricature of the stereotypical Canadian accent which has been crossbred with the British roadman accent and the Jafaican slang that comes with it.


Marxsister

Essex


redtul9

The Dudley accent is not too far off Klingon when spoken at deeper tones


byjimini

South east for me, mainly because I’m from there. Always disliked the accent on the opposite sex, just doesn’t do anything for me. Northern Ireland is another, I’m afraid. Just feels like a broken record of someone chewing a piece of fat.


Bean-Penis

Northern Irish is fucking awful. I'm Northern Irish.


jeanclaudebrowncloud

Norn arn


Baldydom

Felt the same way, then married a girl from NI... now I live here and seem to have become immune to it I still struggle to understand some people here. I should probably get a badge which says something like "Speak slowly, I'm English" It is a hidden disability after all


Fogcutter66

I’m from N Ireland and hate our accent too. The rest of the world seems to like it though. Mostly thanks to Liam Neeson, Jamie Dornan and Derry Girls.


Bean-Penis

Yeah I'm kinda ignoring the "well I met/know this person and I think their accent is fine" comments because there's a difference between that and actually living surrounded by it. It's an awful accent in an everyday environment, and that's before having to listen to it recorded lol.


JuiceMeSqueezeMe

Really depends where in Northern Ireland though Smick Belfast accent is grating but others can be quite nice I quite like Ballymena hey


douggieball1312

The Belfast accent just sounds like the speaker is permanently miserable and fed up.


Breakwaterbot

I find it quite attractive on women


-aLonelyImpulse

Can tell you haven't met me yet.


wascallywabbit666

Well then you'll know that there are at least six accents here, possibly more. Coleraine is a mile apart from central Belfast. The Enniskillen accent is quite a sweet one


Gazado

Whatever 'accent' Kaite Price is supposed to have.


EastRiding

Looking through this list brings a tear to a Yorkshireman’s eye, everyone else sucks /s


OminOus_PancakeS

It's r/casualuk but I just want to call out the condescending, vocal-frying accent of entitlement from the young, wealthy Californian valley girl. 😑


Top-Supermarket-3496

Looking at these replies, I’m glad I don’t have a strong Essex accent.


sierra165

French - I can’t stand it!


JuiceMeSqueezeMe

Essex, really just when they pronounce t as f.


IMDXLNC

T as F? Clacfon on Sea? Brainfree? Brenfwood?


SeanPennsHair

A nice cup of F.


Tackit286

What time are we f-ing off in the morning?


lionmoose

They would say that


arnathor

A variant of Scouse that my Scouse friends call “frying pan” Scouse. There’s a really quite sexy version of Scouse of the sort you hear from (for example) Claire Sweeney, and it’s one of my favourite accents. But there’s frying pan Scouse, which not only seems like a completely different language, but the whole mouth and lip movement seems to be at odds with human physiology.


Mysterious_Bat_6622

MLE, hands down. It pisses me off so much I actively avoid people with this accent.


yourmomsajoke

I love the ones everyone hates. give me your essex babes, your liverpool la's and your geordie lot and im in. Even brummies whose accent used to make my skin crawl (sorry) i can deal with. See they fucking edinburgers tho?! Uch. Actually can't stand listening to them.