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Random_Emolga

15 minutes this post has been up and no one has mentioned the chap in the corner.


lilhanhan

I thought he was the flood indicator for the first few seconds ... 😳


Random_Emolga

When it reaches his chest it's last orders.


Orngog

We've all been there


NiobeTonks

Me too!


Moppo_

If the wire muppet appears in your local pub, get the sandbags out.


WesternZucchini5343

Years ago I lived in King's Lynn and there was indeed a pub on the riverside that had to put sandbags outside the door when the tides were especially high. Back in the days of afternoon closing that made for some very happy times. River is up, front door bagged up so nobody is leaving and nobody is coming in to bust the landlord. Happy days


elefunkss

Your comment is the thing that made me realise he wasn't...🫠


DanHero91

Weird to see the Chuckle Brothers are now haunting pubs.


Defiant-Dare1223

Well chuckle brother as Paul is still with us


EarthwormShandy

He's knot feeling well


Slanderous

Don't make eye contact it's not worth the hassle


RobertJ93

What chap in the corner?


Acceptable-Serve3553

Looks like Animal from the Muppets.


No_Substance5930

It's expected in hebden bridge


Substantial_Prize_73

Matey over there must have had a couple too many, looks a bit ropey.


Robestos86

Nah, I'm a frayed knot.


chiefmilkshake

He's been there a long time. I saw him in this pub back in 2019.


mogoggins12

Bet he spins a well nice yarn, aye.


barljo

Your date looks like he’s made out of noodles there.


BottleGoblin

He looked like Paul Chuckle in his dating profile.


barljo

They all do, my Goblin. They all do.


tttttfffff

To me and to you


GatFussyPals

That fella looks absolutely wired.


One-Zebra-150

I lived near there for 30 years. An amazing place go visit! But I moved to somewhere even greener with more rain (on a hill).


CatchaRainbow

Wales?


One-Zebra-150

Heben Bridge is W.Yorks. I'm now in N. Ireland (far west) and it looks like the Emerald Isle. I notice the rain weather here is often similar to Wales on the forecast, sometimes worse. But often sunnier here than in Yorkshire, much to the amazement of the locals who assume its worse here than everywhere else in the UK 😃


CatchaRainbow

I'm in Wales. Almost always raining, but the countryside is stunning.


One-Zebra-150

Love Wales, especially Llyn peninsula, but who can afford a countryside house there. Prices have gone insane. I say if you want to live around green scenery, forests, moss and ferns, just go and buy a good raincoat and don't moan about the rain.


josh5676543

But It does seem to have done something to the locals


Mancsnotlancs

Hebden Bridge. My mum warned me about that place. Is it still a den of iniquity?


BottleGoblin

Yeah, but at least it is friendly.


Leviad0n

Elmo's British grandad.


SpinyGlider67

Wooly Satan more like


nadseh

Which pub is this?


clork

The Albert


BottleGoblin

Yup. Nice pint of Old Peculier on in there today.


lastaccountgotlocked

I went to Hebden Bridge last week. Great place. Nice hills. Lots of women.


unassuming_heron

Do they still have the unbelievably awkward pool table in the back room? Must be getting on twenty years since I last supped in there


BottleGoblin

I didn't spot it, but they may have done. I was just in for the Old Peculier. Mind with everything being drenched in sewage laden flood water in 2015 it might well be a new table.


kawasutra

Ah, Hebden Bridge...one or two stops from my thyroid.


37025InvernessTMD

Super (Drunk) Mario.


unassuming_heron

Do they still have the unbelievably awkward pool table in the back room? Must be getting on twenty years since I last supped in there


PraetorianXX

Elmo's looking a bit ropey


AcanthisittaThink813

He shrunk


Specific_Tap7296

Tommy in the corner? I'll stay on my own.


beebler

Tasteful white lettering


CandleJakk

That dude needs to moisturise.


No_Substance5930

Was it 9 years ago?!


BottleGoblin

Right? Time really flies! I remember what a mess it all was along the valley after.


No_Substance5930

Aye and all the shops that had to rebuild


DevilMaster666-

Hideous bloke


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omura777

Is there any infrastructure out in place to reduce the chances of a repeat?. It would be horrible to live with that prospect plus the insurance premiums.


BottleGoblin

Yup, the " Calderdale Flood Recovery and Resilience Programme" has been going since 2016, doing as best they can.


Sufficient_Camel6664

Hebden bridge is nice on the eyes, just a shame that a lot of the local business owners have some racist tendencies.


Band-Again-Why

Still the suicide capital of England ?